The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down

Chapter 75 Whose funeral ceremony do you want to attend?

In the early morning, accompanied by the loud rooster crowing, Li Yiyouyou opened his eyes.

I yawned, and suddenly felt itchy in my ears, as if something was colliding inside.

I stretched out my hand and scratched it, and two clouds flew out from it, one golden and one white. They collided with each other with their soft-looking bodies, and the golden one fell quickly, and was thrown to the ceiling by a tail.

These two groups of clouds are the avatar of the big fish and the auspicious cloud of merit and virtue. The former came after picking Yunguo before, and often used it as a pillow. The latter is the merit obtained by working continuously for hundreds of hours in the past few days and sealing up dozens of city gods.

The auspicious cloud of merit and virtue is different from ordinary merit and virtue. It has some kind of spiritual wisdom, just like the treasure bred by heaven and earth.

Li Yi suspected that this thing was pregnant with some kind of treasure, similar to the Heavenly Sword of the Heavenly Sword Sect, the flat peach tree in the Shangqing Palace, and the purple gold bowl of Buddhism. Treasures of this level can be called fairy artifacts. It is basically difficult to manufacture them manually, and they are all born and raised.

In his previous life, Li Changsheng did not find a treasure of heaven and earth that had no owner, either it had an owner or it had a special inheritance. Another reason is that he doesn't need it. It is the same for him with or without a fairy weapon.

However, he is still very interested in the laws contained in it, so basically he has borrowed and studied all the immortal artifacts in the world. For example, his three-inch palm is the purple-gold alms bowl that accommodates people in Buddhism, so it was released outside.

I don't know what kind of treasure the golden auspicious cloud will give birth to, whether it is a sharp weapon like a heavenly sword, or a spiritual root like a peach, or a Buddhist purple gold bowl.

Li Yi is somewhat looking forward to it. Even if he doesn't need the help of artifacts, he is still very curious about the treasures bred in this new world, and the laws in it are the most precious.

"Don't bully it."

Seeing that the big fish wanted to rush up, Li Yi grabbed the tadpole-like tail, and Baiyun stretched out a little and then bounced back.

Seeing that the master favored him, the golden auspicious cloud suddenly gained momentum, and slowly landed on Li Yixiang's shoulder, rubbed his cheek, and "looked" at the big fish with a provocative posture.

The big fish was furious, and the two fought again.

Li Yi sighed, and waved his hands to stuff the two noisy little guys into their ears, where there was a space for them to make noise.

He got up and made the bed, went outside to wash up briefly, and then finished the breakfast reserved for him on the table.

Then I walked into the next room, told my mother to stop what she was doing, and started the weekly routine of checking her legs.

Mother Li asked, "How did you do in your doctor's license exam?"

The doctor's license is the reason Li Yi has been away from home for a long time these days. Telling his parents that he is going to take the doctor's license exam is also a way for them to accept his own treatment with peace of mind. After all, it can't be said that he was a medical fairy in his previous life, and everyone in the world is worshiping him, so there will be no problems in the cure.

And as the mother's legs gradually improved, from being disabled to barely able to walk normally, to being able to trot recently, she believed in Li Yi's medical skills. Of course, she also asked why Li Yi was good at medicine. The answers were all self-taught, and in the end she could only choose to believe.

Anyway, he is his own son, and he will not harm himself.

"It should be fine." Li Yi replied, while stimulating the leg to heal further with the Nine Layers of Inverse Life.

After ten minutes, the treatment session ends.

It should be able to recover in another month or so without leaving any sequelae. It is a medical miracle that this leg that has been useless for several years can return to normal.

At noon, Li Xingguo brought back a piece of fish as today's main course.

After dinner, Father Li asked, "Son, it will be Lily's birthday soon. Are your friends free?"

Jiji ceremony, the woman's coming-of-age ceremony in the Zhou ceremony. In ancient times, it was usually held at the age of fifteen. If you have been waiting to marry and have not promised someone, you can also perform the ceremony at the age of twenty. Evolved to modern times, it is generally held at the age of eighteen, until the age of twenty-eight.

At the same time, it also has a hint of urging marriage and recruiting a son-in-law. When rich people hold wedding ceremonies, they usually invite some well-matched young talents to see if they can choose a suitable one.

In fact, it is a blind date for rich people, but it is just a name of Zhou Ritual, which is not the same as the ancient etiquette.

Thinking that Lily should be twenty-five, almost twenty-six, the uncle's urging is understandable.

Li Yi replied: "Zhao Si is free."

Although Zhao Si had not been asked, he should be free. They also communicate through chat software on a daily basis, from which they learned that when this guy goes to the company, he actually sits there drinking tea, and there are very few jobs that require him.

"It's not Xiao Si. If someone has a fiancée, how can he attend Lily's wedding ceremony?" Father Li said, "Do you have any single male classmates and see if you can get in touch, or ask Zhao Si to introduce some."

Li Yi nodded and said, "I'll let Xiao Si take a few people with him."

In the eyes of ordinary people, young talents can be recruited from the company. As for whether it can be achieved, it is not his consideration, Ji Ji Li does not necessarily have to get married, it just shows that he is married.

"Forget it, I don't think Lili really wants to get married. I really don't understand that you young people don't want to get married." Li's father shook his head and sighed. When they were so old, their children were all in kindergarten.

For this generation of young people, marriage at the age of 30 is a common phenomenon, and even non-marriage gradually becomes the mainstream.

At this time, Li's mother asked: "Son, when do you plan to get married? When will you bring a girl back and show me."

"I'm full, I'm going to the second uncle's house to get that jade piano."

Li Yi sacrificed the second uncle to escape successfully. After walking around outside, he returned to the yard and continued to lie on the bamboo chair.

After swiping my phone for a while, I remembered what happened just now, and decided to finish it before going to bed.

Dial Zhao Si's phone.

"Hello, Brother Yi? What's the matter?"

"Remember Lily? She's going to celebrate tomorrow."

Lily?

Zhao Si recalled for a while, and finally remembered who it was. Brother Yi's cousin, who was a little sister for a while in junior high school, was pulled out of the bar by him and Li Yi, and even got into a fight with a few junior high school students.

At that time, they also took money to do things, and they charged his father several hundred dollars.

"I remember, I was very impressed. At that time, the little girl's make-up was like a ghost. The good ones didn't imitate the bad ones, and it was itchy at first glance. I didn't expect that she would get married in a blink of an eye."

Li Yidao: "It's not about marrying, it seems like inviting relatives. But with my uncle's family's financial resources, I'm afraid I won't be able to recruit a wealthy son-in-law, so will you come?"

"Hiss..." Zhao Si asked in a subtle tone, "Brother Yi, you don't want me to do it, do you? It can't be done, I have a fiancée."

"I don't mind being your uncle." Li Yi smiled, "If you have two legs, I will help you remove one leg."

Zhao Si's conditions are good in all aspects. Even if he didn't join the company, he can be regarded as a successful young man by virtue of his ability to open a private psychological consultation clinic. The most important thing is to know kindness and repay, such a character is rare.

It's a pity that I have a girlfriend. From college to now, I should be getting married soon.

Zhao Sidao: "Uh... I don't dare to harm your sister even if I have ten guts, but I have someone to recommend. How about Lu Haochu? Now the second in command in Qingzhou, he is thirty-two years old, and his appearance is only a little worse than mine. point."

"Lu Haochu."

Li Yi still has a little impression of this young man, after all, he used the skills of the Shangqing Palace.

"It's okay, anyway, I still have to see Lily in the end, and it's not up to me to decide whether I can see each other. By the way, what about my doctor's license?"

"It's done, I'll bring it to you then."

"Okay, hang up first."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yi closed his eyes and took a nap. He has been busy for the past few days, and even he feels a little tired.

——

Qingzhou company headquarters.

Zhao Si hung up the phone, got up and left the office, went to the separate office of the next door operation leader, and tapped on the door a few times.

"Please come in."

Lu Haochu raised his head to glance at the visitor, then lowered his head and continued to process the piles of documents, there were three piles of documents higher than his.

Zhao Si was taken aback by this posture, and said, "Lao Lu, are you doing printing? Why are there so many documents?"

"Isn't it because of your big brother, who canonize the City God? Dozens of City Gods are equivalent to an extra company. Do you know what it means? Most of the rules and regulations need to be revised, and there are also negotiations with the City God."

As always, Lu Haochu had dark circles under his eyes and a face full of resentment.

The revival of the City God is a good thing for the society. At least for a long time, there is no need to worry about things like coma. In the future, the environment will be able to produce ghosts and be managed by the City God, greatly sharing the pressure on the company.

But in the short term, there is no benefit to Lu Haochu, only endless overtime.

For example, how to manage the belief of the City God?

Over the past few days, the higher-ups have formulated a new policy overnight. They only require bottom lines such as "legal operation", "no coercion and intimidation of beliefs", "no harm to society", etc. The specific management strength and negotiations need to be determined by themselves .

In the face of ordinary religions and sects, the company has the right to make its own judgments, which is simply too exciting. But what they are facing is the underworld, the city god, and it is not something they can handle at will.

What Lu Haochu is now dealing with is the handover issue with the City God, and to draw a clear line between the jurisdiction of the company and the City God Temple. The second is the selection of Yin soldiers. Many city gods are currently bare commanders and urgently need to enshrine a group of martyrs, or those who died because of saving lives.

Reiki recovery didn't work before, it needs to be done in recent years.

Most of the most suitable candidates at present are fire officers and soldiers.

Zhao Si asked: "Then are you free tomorrow? Go and attend my friend's cousin's wedding ceremony."

"I don't have that kind of leisure time." Lu Haochu rolled his eyes, "I'm busy enough with this pile of things, so I don't have time to go to any wedding ceremony with you. That thing is very boring, it's just something made by a group of old antiques. Publicly urge marriage."

"Besides, it's best for a monk to find a monk, otherwise you will suffer some of it in the future. For example, a monk who establishes the foundation will not age until he is a hundred years old. He can live to two hundred years old, and a mortal will start to age at the age of forty."

"Yes, then I'll go find someone else."

Zhao Si turned and left, but was stopped after taking two steps.

"Wait, which friend of yours?"

"Brother Yi."

Lu Haochu suddenly stood up, and said righteously: "Zhao Si, although you and I have known each other not long ago, we are brothers who have been through life and death. I must help you with this task! Tomorrow...no, let's go now!"

"It's better for a monk to find a monk?"

"A monk is also a mortal, cutting himself out is a mistake of separatism!" Lu Haochu is worthy of being a leader, and he speaks in a different way.

"Old Lu, I like your arrogant and unruly look better."

"Fuck off." Lu Haochu's face suddenly darkened, "Do you know what Li Yi's status is now? He is now on the same level as the Sword Immortal, and the outside world is known as the Lord of the Underworld. The only dozens of city gods in the world are all canonized by him. , the whole week depends on his face."

"Even if his cousin is not a monk, she is a star."

To be able to climb up the relationship with the great power equal to the sword fairy, it is like smoke from the ancestral grave, no, it should be the ancestral grave flying into the sky!

If Li Yi's wishes hadn't been taken into consideration, his cousin's suitors would have been in the imperial capital. But now it's not the same as calling people to attend Jiji Ceremony, if they have the willingness to recruit relatives, it wouldn't be too abrupt for them to go if they have the opportunity. The most important thing is that the relationship between Li Yi and Li Lili should be relatively close, at least Li Yi recognizes this relationship and recognizes him as his sister.

"Help my brother." Lu Haochu grabbed Zhao Si's shoulder, "I don't want to be married, I just want to get acquainted."

"I didn't come here specifically to find you."

"Brother, I have a chance to take you to heaven and earth."

——

Yucheng, a villa area.

"Lily, you are already twenty-six years old. If you continue like this, you will become an old girl. When will I be able to hold my grandson?"

Uncle Li Xinglong chanted tirelessly, with a sad expression that almost burst into tears.

"Look at the house next door. The grandson is in elementary school. And you and Li Ning, let alone getting married and having children, you are a boyfriend and you didn't even bring it back for me to see."

Li Lili said helplessly, "Didn't I promise you? And I'm only twenty-five years old now."

"Then you promise me that you will pick someone." Li Xinglong stopped and sighed.

"I have invited young talents from Yucheng, and I will definitely satisfy you."

"No, I have to decide for myself about this important matter of marriage." Li Lili firmly refused. Arranged marriages are the most objectionable, no matter what age.

Suddenly, Li Xinglong's phone rang, and when he saw the caller ID, he shuddered.

"Hey, Director Liang, why do you call me when you have time?... I really plan to give my daughter a funeral ceremony. Do you want to come? Of course you are very welcome, okay, okay, you are busy."

After hanging up the phone, Li Xinglong excitedly said to his daughter: "Director Liang from the Education Bureau will come to participate, maybe he will bring his younger generation."

"Hehe, so what." Li Lili still looked reticent.

"Father, don't worry, your daughter will definitely disappoint you if you don't expect it."

After speaking, he got up and left the living room.

"Oh, you child, you are sincerely against your father and me, right?"

Li Xinglong was just about to catch up, when suddenly another phone call came.

"Hello? The mayor of the city?! What's the matter? There is indeed such a thing. You want to participate? Of course you are welcome."

There was no interval between the call just hung up, and another call was seamlessly connected.

"Young Master Zhou? It's great that you want to come, welcome."

"Master Zhao? Of course you are welcome, Mr. Li is not short of that table of meals."

Li Xinglong's mind was in a mess, he didn't understand why all these adults came to attend his daughter's wedding ceremony. Could it be that his daughter, who is beautiful and beautiful, actually has a lot of suitors, and she just hides it from him as a father?

Most likely!

Upstairs, Li Lili heard her father yelling, and couldn't help muttering: "I like it so much, why don't you go, old man."

Suddenly she remembered that no one seemed to be invited.

He took out his cell phone and dialed Li Yi's number.

"Hey, brother, tomorrow is my Jiji ceremony. Are you free to attend? The second uncle has already told you? That's good. My father is really annoying. He always wants to introduce this or that to me. He introduced It’s all crooked melons and cracked dates.”

"Besides his family background, he has nothing to offer. And don't look at our family's conditions, how we can climb into a wealthy family, I think he is thinking about fart."

——

"I will definitely attend your funeral ceremony tomorrow, so hang up."

Li Yi put down the phone.

Suddenly feeling the air was a bit cold, she looked up and saw a gentle face like jade, she leaned slightly to look at herself, her black hair fell on her shoulders, and a faint fragrance blew.

Sword Immortal Xue Ye blinked, and asked in a soft voice: "Whose ceremony does Fellow Daoist want to attend?"

"Why are you here?" Li Yi was slightly surprised.

"I miss you." Dong Yunshu was as direct as ever, at least she didn't hide anything from Li Yi. After answering, her face became serious again and her eyebrows were frosty.

"Whose funeral ceremony do you want to attend?"

"My sister."

As soon as Li Yi finished speaking, he could clearly feel the temperature rise around him.

Dong Yunshu took half a step back, with a slight smile on his exquisite and soft features, he said in a brisk voice, "Brother Li, long time no see."

(Sword Fairy is female, don't spread rumors, why do some people suddenly say that Sword Fairy is male)

Others get thinner and thinner when they are in prison, and the richest man becomes stronger when he is in prison

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