The Fall of the Vampire

New Year's Eve, you have to wear new clothes. Li Xiaosong was spending New Year's Eve alone in other places, so he wanted to create an atmosphere, so he bought a new dress.

I originally planned to buy a down jacket, but when I passed by a women's clothing store, I was inexplicably propelled by a strange force and walked in.

When she came out, she was holding such a skirt in her hand. He is also optimistic, since he bought it, let's wear it.

Luna Jones, as a bigwig who has been in fashion for more than a hundred years, saw Li Xiaosong holding a skirt, so she couldn't help but go up to him and said, "Are you planning to wear this? To be honest, this is not suitable for you." .”

"Huh?" Li Xiaosong looked at the "Little Lolita" suspiciously, not knowing where this person came from, and why he said these words to himself.

Luna Jones continued: "You are not tall enough, this skirt is too mature, although it is embellished with lace, it is not cute at all, but rather sexy, it does not suit you at all, like me, it is almost the same, Look at this bow tie and this little star, I specially picked them out to embellish them."

"Oh—" Li Xiaosong was confused, but he always felt very powerful.

In the words, he also roughly understood that Luna Jones' real gender is actually ♂.

So the two returned to Li Xiaosong's rental house and chatted all night long.

On the other side, when Luna Jones was found missing, Ximen Qing and the others planned to look for it at first. However, no one was found, but Xiaoguai and Tang Xiaotang who were recording videos on the street were met.

Tang Xiaotang is an up owner of station B. She wanted to give fans a benefit in the new year, so she pulled Xiaoguai to record a house dance together. She said that she wanted to debut with Xiaoguai under the name of "Syrup" group. She didn't just talk about it casually, but she also asked Xiaoguai's opinion. If she didn't want to show her face, she would play a mosaic in the later stage.

She was teaching Xiaoguai dance moves when she ran into two big sisters who were drunk.

"Eh? It's my little boy!"

"Really? Yeah! Really!"

"What are you guys doing, baby?"

"Oh, little friend Tang Xiaotang, you are so cute in new clothes for the New Year. This cat ear headband is really suitable for you."

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Ximen Qing took the opportunity to continue to take advantage of Xiaoguai's classmate. Little Lolita is indeed the most beautiful creature in the world.

When she learned that the two of them were going to dance, Ximen Qing said with the strength of wine: "Dancing? I'm good at this! Now, I can no longer hide my identity as the Asian dance king! Come on, move with me!"

She jumped up as she spoke, and the two children thought it was fun, so they jumped with her. While dancing, Ximen Qing also sang to the soundtrack, and what she sang was naturally "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

However, since it was a cappella and she was drunk, the song seemed a little weird. The key is her magical nature of dancing, the unrecognizable oiran step, the three circles to the left and the three circles to the right, Tang Xiaotang couldn't help but ask her if she could post it on station B after watching it.

After drinking, Ximenqing was full of pride, and agreed with a wave of his hand: "Take it, and I will send one myself by the way."

She asked Tang Xiaotang to send the video to herself, and then uploaded it to Weibo without editing. At this time, she still didn't know that she would get the nickname of Asian Dance King.

After bidding farewell to Tang Xiaotang, Ximen Qing and the Song family went to the zoo. Before leaving, she dropped her cell phone.

The three of them came to the zoo all the way, and it was already past 1 o'clock in the middle of the night.

At this time, there was no one in the zoo except for an old man on night shift, and the door was naturally closed.

"Old Qin, open the door for me." The drunk Ximenqing went up and knocked on the window.

In the end, the doorman looked confused: "My surname is not Qin? Are you going to the wrong door?"

"Isn't this Huaguo Mountain?"

"No, this is the PT area, do you want to worship Avalokitesvara?"

"Is there a Guanyin?"

"No."

"..." Ximen Qing and the uncle looked at each other for a while, then turned and left.

"I believe you, the old man is very bad. There is no Guanyin sister in Putuo? Why don't you say that there is no grape ancestor in Fangcun Mountain?"

At this time, Song Yunwu suddenly shouted with Jiu Jin: "Where are the tigers? I want to kill ten!"

"Hey, my sister," Song Yunge hurriedly pulled her, and said, "The tiger is here, follow me."

If this continues to make her howl in front of the zoo, eating jujube pills. He just wanted to take Song Yunwu away.

As a result, when they came to the side of the zoo, Ximenqing suddenly said: "Charter, there is a wall here! This is too much! It's just provoking us. Do you think we can't beat you?"

"That's right," Song Yunwu also nodded, "Look at it is still smiling, don't look down on people!"

So, the two women got up from the same spot and flew 720 degrees into the air. Song Yunwu landed steadily in the zoo, while Ximen Qing slammed her head against the wall.

"Oh——" Ximenqing rubbed her head and stood up in a daze.

Although the zombies with their strength sealed are still very strong, they can't jump over such a high wall all at once. It was the charter woman who jumped out again and carried her in.

"Oh, my sister, that's the wall, it can't talk." Although Song Yunge was a little drunk, he still had some sense after all, and he quickly chased after him.

But just because he made a complaint, he found that he had lost track of the two of them.

Song Yunwu and Ximenqing, two drunks, hooked their shoulders and found Tiger Mountain. The tiger was sleeping at this time. Song Yunwu said to it after jumping down, "Get up!"

The tiger just felt baffled, but suddenly saw someone jumping down, and instinctively rushed over.

But Song Yunwu stretched out his hands, and insisted on resisting the tiger's weight of several hundred kilograms.

"Muscle is strength!" She roared, threw the tiger to the ground, and rode on it.

The tiger wanted to struggle, but Song Yunwu pressed his head firmly: "Say! Are you convinced?"

However, no matter how the tiger can speak, it can only whine a few times.

Song Yunwu took this as a voice begging for mercy, and said to Ximen Qing: "Ah Qing, do you think I am fierce! Anyone who draws amulets and recites mantras is all evil, and Taoists should train their muscles!"

"The renter's beer!" Ximen Qing was drunk, she took off her socks and put them on the renter's head, "I declare that you will be crowned king!"

"Go to hell!" Song Yunwu knocked her to the ground with a punch, then took off her socks and threw them on the ground.

It just so happened that Song Yunge found them at this time: "Sister, let's go, the security guards will be here soon!"

"Really? Go, go!" Song Yunwu's goal has been achieved, and there is no need to stay here any longer.

She immediately ran all the way with Ximen Qing. She has lived for more than 20 years, and this is the first time "doing bad things". It is so exciting.

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