The Fall of the Vampire

"Well--"

Song Yunwu's attack angle was very tricky, following the trajectory of the tangent line of the lower hemisphere of Ximen Qing's cushion from bottom to top, perfectly avoiding her natural defense device.

So the effect of this blow was very obvious. Ximen Qing's eyes widened and she made a "uh, uh" sound from her mouth, and she couldn't speak normally anymore.

Krsna stood up and smiled and said, "It's okay. When I came here, I saw a lot of Internet cafes here. I just go to those places and just stay. The society has developed so fast these years, and I haven't had time to get in touch with many new things. It’s an opportunity to experience it.”

A bad guy actually wants to go to an Internet cafe? This is really... I don't know how to describe it. But Song Yunwu naturally wouldn't express any opinion on this: "Okay, we will contact you when we find someone, but this will definitely not be a matter of a day or two, I hope you can wait patiently for a few months."

"Of course," Krishna nodded, "I have been waiting for more than ten years, and I don't care about this little time."

The more Qin Yuyao watched from the side, the more curious she became, this Krsna was so normal, so normal that it seemed abnormal to Ba Ji.

How could Ba Ji be so normal? There must be something wrong with this guy!

But Krishna left after leaving his contact information. The incarnation of Shakyamuni became the incarnation of Little Lolita, and he also left with him.

Qin Yuyao didn't have the chance to explore the secrets.

...

After Krishna left, Song Yunwu went to the supermarket and bought more than ten catties of potatoes.

Then start peeling and shredding. Her knife skills are still very good, and a large pot of shredded potatoes came out with a click.

Just when Qin Yuyao was curious, she brought a big black pot, poured oil into the pot, and then put more than a dozen catties of shredded potatoes into it to fry.

In the middle, I added two large bowls of salt, half a bottle of cumin powder, one and a half bottles of soy sauce, and a bag of rice wine...

Various seasonings were added, judging by Qin Yuyao's cooking skills, this must be another dark dish.

But why did Song Yunwu suddenly think of cooking? Don't Qin Yuyao provide three meals a day?

Half an hour later, the potatoes came out of the pot. As expected, seeing the yellow smoke coming out of it, Qin Yuyao could vaguely see the ghosts of the potatoes screaming.

The two lolis also hid behind her and shivered. Especially Jin Huiyuan, she was ignorant when she first came to Xiliang Yaozhuang, and her tongue was numb for three days after eating Song Yunwu's dark food.

At this moment, they once again recalled the fear of being dominated by Song Yunwu's cooking.

Song Yunwu glanced at them, and said depressedly: "Your eyes are too much, especially you, darling, who worked so hard to prepare lunch for you every day before Xiao Yuyao came?"

Xiaoguai said: "The nest is like a pigeon killer, there is no emotion in the nest, let alone...the sense of taste."

"Little white-eyed wolf!" Song Yunwu glared at her, and then said, "Don't worry, this is not for you to eat."

"What's that for?" Qin Yuyao breathed a sigh of relief.

Because of her large breasts, this movement was very obvious, and Song Yunwu felt her heart was pierced.

But Qin Yuyao is so pretty, so don't bother with her.

"Come with me," she said.

With that said, Song Yunwu led everyone to the backyard.

Holding a large plate of potato shreds in her hand, she just poured them into the yard.

"Dao Emperor's law, sow beans into soldiers!"

Accompanied by her incantation, these potato shreds exuded an extraordinary aura after landing.

They jumped up and down on the ground, as if they were alive, and they were neatly arranged in a square array in front of Song Yunwu.

"Oooo!!"

Qin Yuyao had never seen such a scene before, and she immediately cried out in surprise. Sprinkling beans into soldiers, I only saw it in novels before, but I didn't expect it to actually exist in reality.

"Just why shredded potatoes? Shouldn't you use soybeans? If it's not good, you should use mung beans and red beans, right?" She made another old mistake, and unconsciously vomited.

In the end, there was only such a trough, which almost collapsed the potato silk army that Song Yunwu had just assembled.

Fortunately, Song Yunwu sealed them in time.

Ximen Qing happened to go downstairs at this time, and when she saw this scene, she came over to Qin Yuyao and said, "Ru Yao, don't use your invisible ability to pierce the heart against your own people."

"Huh? What?" Qin Yuyao looked at her suspiciously.

Ximen Qing said: "The charter woman is an outlier in the entire Song family. Although she has her own deliberate elements in it since she was a child, she is actually very different from ordinary Taoist priests and nuns."

"For example, it is true that other people use soybeans, but she has never been able to use them. She was often laughed at when she was a child, until she made a plate of vinegared potato shreds that were so unpalatable that she couldn't eat them. She couldn’t even eat it, she was so blessed when she secretly threw away the vegetables, she actually managed to use the Beanstalking Soldiers, and since then she has developed the ability to Sprinkle the Potatoes and Soldiers.”

"So you understand what I mean?" Ximen Qing patted Qin Yuyao on the shoulder, "Your complaint just now is undoubtedly a heart-rending blow to the charterer on the dual levels of Taoist talent and culinary talent."

"Ah?" Qin Yuyao was a little embarrassed after hearing this, and she said to Song Yunwu, "Sister Yunwu, don't worry about it, I can teach you cooking skills, and as for Taoism, haven't you already become the number one in the list of natural disasters and man-made disasters?" Did the heart-eating monster say it? It's nothing to worry about."

"Hmm—" Hearing the title of the Heart-Eating Demon Dao, Song Yunwu was stunned, "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense, I don't eat hearts, Xiao Yuyao, please don't say that." gone."

"Oh oh." Qin Yuyao quickly shut up.

The two little lolitas looked at the three big sisters from the sidelines, and felt very miraculous.

Qin Yuyao was always fed tofu by Ximen Qing, and there was nothing she could do about it.

As for Ximen Qing, only Song Yunwu can subdue Ximen Qing's face-to-face.

Now Song Yunwu was repeatedly pierced by Qin Yuyao, forming a perfect closed loop.

It's really brine, tofu, one thing and one thing.

The shredded potatoes were arranged in formation, and then Song Yunwu cast the spell again, and she was going to perform the last step of spreading beans into soldiers, turning these shredded potatoes into human forms.

"Change!"

She cleared it, and the potato shreds trembled in unison.

Gradually, legs, arms, eyes, ears, mouth and nose... Human organs appeared one by one, and these shredded potatoes successfully evolved into Dao soldiers.

Song Yunwu was very satisfied. Although she used shredded potatoes, she summoned Taoist soldiers anyway. What kind of medium does it matter?

However, Qin Yuyao spoke again at this time: "Oh, these shredded potatoes are so cute, they are so small, I really want to raise them."