The Fall of the Vampire

"Cut, return to the heavenly master, why don't you say you are an angel?" Ximen Qing on the side whispered in a voice that could be heard in the whole room, "Isn't she the Taoist nun with the lowest grades in the village, who will fool you?" Newcomer."

With a dark face, Song Yunwu took out a sword made of copper coins from nowhere, and said through gritted teeth, "Ximen Qing, if you say one more word, you will lose your head, do you believe it?"

"Hey—speak up if you have something to say, don't use weapons," Ximen Qing immediately hid behind Qin Yuyao, "oppose violence! We want harmony!"

Qin Yuyao has been confused by this series of events, she doesn't know whether she should be afraid or amazed, the monsters and ghosts in this room are very frightening at first glance, but after only a short while, all she has left is thick I want to complain.

[What kind of monsters are these? ! Who added the funny attribute? Am I dreaming? 】

Song Yunwu finished pissing off Ximen Qing, and then looked at Qin Yuyao again.

"It seems you haven't noticed yet."

"What, what?" Qin Yuyao was shocked. Although Song Yunwu said that she was human, she was still hesitating whether to believe it or not.

Song Yunwu said: "My rental information has been specially processed, and ordinary people can't see it. Since you can see it, it means that you are not ordinary, but you haven't discovered it yet."

"Huh?" Qin Yuyao was dumbfounded, "You mean... I'm not human?"

"It's not like that," Song Yunwu said, "I mean, you may be a monster, you may be an alien, or you may be a normal human with superpowers like me."

"Ah... You can't be considered a normal human anymore." Qin Yuyao subconsciously complained.

This made Song Yunwu very embarrassed, and forced to change the subject: "In short! You don't need to be afraid, no one will hurt you here. In fact, I heard that you worked with Ximenqing for a few days. Do you think she is That kind of aggressive monster? No, she is at best a salted fish, the kind that has been salted for thousands of years."

"But...but the knife on her back..." Qin Yuyao still hesitated.

"Oh, what are you talking about?" Ximen Qing looked behind, "I just accidentally fell in the kitchen and knocked over the knife holder. Kill me."

"What are you doing in the kitchen so late?" Song Yunwu keenly noticed the blind spot, "Did you steal my tomatoes again?"

"No, it was done by the idiot." Ximen Qing pointed to Damen Zi who was still retching on the sofa, and decisively sold a wave of teammates.

Song Yunwu was unmoved: "If you believe in you, there will be ghosts, just wait for me!"

Ximenqing sticks out her tongue, expressing that she is not afraid of power.

Qin Yuyao said again: "I was sleeping before, and I was woken up by a burst of cold."

"Oh, it must have been done by Xiaoguai," Ximen said. "When you weren't here, she liked to sneak into the house from your room. Today you suddenly moved in and closed the window. I guess she just wanted to You open a window."

Song Yunwu looked at the water stains on the floor, and sneered, "This guy must have been hiding in the swimming pool for a long time. Do you think he won't have to pay the rent?"

The little boy lying on the ground still pretended to be cool with his immature voice: "I don't want money."

"If you don't have money, you will pay!" Song Yunwu sneered, "Aren't you a wolf, go and catch a wild boar or blind bear, it will be enough to cover your rent for a year."

"I am like a pigeon killer, I only kill people."

"Then how many people have you killed?"

"...In the future, there will be."

"Alas~~~" Song Yunwu sighed, and said to Qin Yuyao, "Look at this room, a drunkard, a primary school student, and an idiot zombie, it's hard for you, a normal person who can eat with me , don't go, okay?"

As she said that, she also used the wink to show cuteness that she had sealed since she graduated from high school.

Before Qin Yuyao could speak, Ximen Qing behind her couldn't help saying: "You are so coquettish."

"roll!"

Song Yunwu habitually wanted to draw Ximen Qing, but this time she had Qin Yuyao's shield, so she couldn't help it.

However, is the charter woman so easy to get along with?

"Ximenqing, tomorrow Saturday, you don't need to go to kindergarten, so you can go to the fan exhibition with me."

"Alas - I finally have a weekend, so I don't want to go out! I will be burned to death by the sun!" Ximen Qing immediately cried out.

However, Song Yunwu was unmoved at all: "This doujinshi was originally created by the two of us together. Don't you go to the truth? And you think you have the right to refuse? Remember the last time you stole my tomatoes and I said Have you ever passed?"

Ximen Qing suddenly turned pale with shock: "Don't! Everything else is easy to talk about, just let the rent increase! I will starve to death!"

"You're a zombie, you're a dead yarn."

Ximen Qing whispered to Qin Yuyao: "See, this is the face of a capitalist. How cruel it is to ask me to go out to participate in comic exhibitions in broad daylight like a zombie."

Qin Yuyao: "..." She wasn't in the mood to complain.

Song Yunwu said that she was abnormal and might be a monster, which confused her. Before today, she thought that monsters were just legends, but now that it suddenly came out, how could she accept it? She's out of her mind.

After all, Qin Yuyao did not move out of Xiliang Yaozhuang.

First of all, she felt that with her ordinary abilities, she would not be able to escape by herself if she was entangled by monsters. It would be even worse if she angered the monsters.

Secondly, because of what Song Yunwu said, she thought what if it was true? What if you are a monster, an alien or a person with superpowers? She wants to satisfy her curiosity.

Thirdly, and most importantly... She has a big heart, and thinks that these monsters look quite harmless, and where else can she find a villa with a monthly rent of 1,000 and such good conditions?

Early the next morning, when she woke up and went downstairs, she found that only Damen Zi was still lying on the sofa. No one seemed to remember to carry her back to her room last night.

There was still Ximenqing's blood on the kitchen floor, and she wiped it off with a few napkins.

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