The Fast-crossing Man is Not a Human

"Niang, you get up quickly and clean up, the emperor is coming soon." Li Xiao heard Madam Gui's voice in a daze.

Turning over, she waved her hand impatiently and muttered, "I'm coming, do you want me to welcome him with a big sedan chair beam crown dress? If love can come, I will be happy if I don't come. ."

"My dear mother, this is not the time to make a little girl. The emperor hasn't seen her for nearly half a year. She also knows that those little hooves are thinking about taking the place of the mother all day long, so she becomes a mother. I'm begging your mother, you can quickly get up and clean up, okay?" Grandma Gui accompanied Li Xiao carefully and kindly persuaded Li Xiao.

The living people were uttered to death by her, Li Xiao stared at a pair of black and big eyes, circling round and round.

"Niang Ni..." Grandma Gui called tentatively.

"Okay, let me get up, won't I get up when I get up? Don't talk about it, my ears are about to become callous." Li Xiao got up with a grunt, and moved listlessly to the bed.

"The emperor is here."

Li Xiao, "..."

Madam Gui didn’t expect the emperor to come up so quickly. She trimmed Li Xiao’s hair and asked, “Mother, if the emperor irritates you later, you must endure it first. You must endure it. Kind of venting is okay, you must never beat the emperor again. Last time you trained the emperor for half a month, if it weren’t for the empress dowager’s dissuasion, you might not decide where you should stay now!"

Speaking of this Li Xiao's eyes brightened, her current body's name is Meng Sangyu, and her father is Meng Xiong, who is the general of the Snow Country in charge of one million troops.

As the name suggests, the Meng Xiong people are tall and burly, and the current queen mother is Meng Xiong's sister.

Meng Sangyu is the only daughter of Meng Xiong. Meng Xiong was worried that Meng Sangyu would be bullied after she grew up and married, so she worked hard to train Meng Sangyu to become a female hero since she was a child.

A father must have a daughter. Apart from looking after her mother who died early, Meng Sangyu's personality is like another Meng Xiong.

On the night of the wedding, Xueqingcheng was drunk and mistakenly regarded Meng Sangyu as a concubine who didn't dare to shout tired no matter how much he tossed. Meng Sangyu could not stand his torment. One of them was unhappy and kicked Xueqingcheng out of bed. .

Xue Qingcheng was also angry when she woke up, so she berated Meng Sangyu as a shrew, and then he was beaten.

Like a vicious circle, Meng Sangyu gradually became accustomed to talking with his fist. Anyway, in her world, there is no such thing as not being able to beat her husband.

For a long time, Xueqingcheng couldn't stand the good temper, even in front of the harem concubine, threatened to give up the **** Meng Sangyu.

Of course, depending on the situation where Li Xiao is still standing here, Xue Qingcheng's words must be regarded as farts.

But she was very happy. This was her first mission, which was the novice mission called by the system king, so the heroine of this world and her temperament are somewhat similar.

In modern words, it is a female man.

As the name suggests, a female man can do what a man can do, and I can do what a man can’t, such as-giving birth to a child.

Although she does not have the martial arts of the original body, the strength of the original body has become her only guarantee for self-protection.

With the "Golden Finger" of the original body, it is much easier for her to play the original body.

Ye Jinran walked in and listened to the queen's questioning in silence, "Oh, who is this? Grandma Gui, please help my mother to take a good look. Isn't this the'good' husband I couldn't see twice that year?" "Li Xiao bit the word husband very hard.

After speaking, she squinted and smiled secretly. She didn't expect her acting skills to be so good. It seems that she is also a legendary genius.

Mr. System, "..." Is it really good to be so narcissistic?

Anyway, no matter what the emperor thought of Li Xiao's mouth after hearing her words, she just finished speaking and made two bangs, and Mother Gui and Father Dee knelt down.

Kneeling at Li Xiao's feet, Mother Gui pulled on Li Xiao's clothes and said softly, "Mother, I beg you, please bear with me."

Li Xiao laughed with a flutter. She went to the ground with her bare feet. She helped Grandma Gui up with her own hands, and said distressedly, "Grandma, get up, can't I listen to you? Okay, since the emperor is here, he is here. , As his wife, I must be a good'right' to him. You can make a cup of tea quickly."

Madam Gui was very happy when she heard that, she happily screamed, and hurriedly helped the emperor make tea.

After Li Xiao waited for Mother Gui to leave, he looked at the so-called handsome male number one. He was very long, with eyes, a nose, a mouth and two ears. Anyway, he has what a man should have, but the more so. The more she wondered, why would he become a member of the heroine's harem?

Alas, such a good-looking man did not expect his brain to be sick.

Sighed, "The emperor, please sit down." Li Xiao pointed to the bed next to her, and she bet Xue Qingcheng would not come over.

He was scared of being beaten.

Father-in-law raised his head and glanced at the emperor's expression carefully, but after that, he was startled by the emperor's actions.

I saw the emperor calmly walked to the palace empress, then sat down, and smiled at the empress empress, as if saying, "I'm sitting down, what can you do about me?" It can be described as extremely arrogant.

Li Xiao laughed too, I will bear it.

"I wonder if the emperor came over today?" Li Xiao asked.

Ye Jinran opened her mouth.

"The emperor..." Father Dee suddenly interrupted Ye Jinran's words, "Then what, the minion suddenly remembered that the day after tomorrow is the birthday of the empress dowager."

Ye Jinran stared at Father Dee speechlessly, nosy, did he say what to do with the queen? It made him seem to be a tyrant of right and wrong, and most importantly, he couldn't beat Li Xiao either.

This is really a painful fact.

Ye Jinran turned around and continued on the topic just now, "I came here today to inform the queen that her mother's birthday is approaching, and I don't want the mother to talk about us like last year, so I will live with you for these two days. Be a little more restrained in front of the mother, and don't let the queen be unhappy about us on her birthday."

Li Xiao's eyes rolled and said, "Okay, the emperor will sleep in the outside room where Mother Gui is vigilant tonight. I don't really want to see your face today."

Let the emperor of a country sleep in the place where the slaves watch the night, the empress said that she didn't want to see the face of the emperor.

"Bang" Mother Gui looked at the front with horror, ready to rush over when the two fight, so as to stop the empress.

The father-in-law moved out of the room silently and stared at it tightly. If the two of them clashed, he would immediately notify the queen mother, so that the emperor could no longer be injured.

Li Xiao is not afraid, learning from Ye Jinran's arrogant appearance just now, looking at Ye Jinran calmly.

Have the ability to come.

Ye Jinran couldn't laugh anymore.

"What did the queen say? As the prince of a country, how can I sleep where the slaves sleep? Besides, the queen is a lady who married back in a big sedan chair with a beam of crown and gown. Why don't I sleep with you?" There was silence, Ye Jinran retorted.

Li Xiao nodded and agreed with what he said, "Yeah, I didn't say that the emperor can't sleep with me. I mean, I don't want to see the emperor's face. Or else, the emperor sleeps underground. How does the emperor feel?" Although Li Xiao is acting as the original, but what she said and done at the moment, she played in her true colors, without any discomfort.

Ye Jinran wanted to be a bit stubborn, and stood up like the original body and scolded her a few words at Li Xiao, vented his anger, and then flung his sleeves and left.

However, he lived in the body of the emperor, but he did not have the courage of the emperor at all.

So he smiled and said, "What the queen said is, then I will sleep on the ground."

Li Xiao, "..." What about the domineering side show?

Grandma Gui, "..." The emperor is so pitiful.

The father-in-law said +1.

Two days passed in a blink of an eye, not to mention that Li Xiao had become a thorn in the eyes of countless concubines in just two days, and that Ye Jinran was sick.

I slept on the floor for two days. Although Mother Gui's floor was very thick, she was also the emperor no matter what the original body was. He couldn't stand the moisture on the ground, and Ye Jinran fell ill the next day.

At that time, Li Xiao told him with contempt that the concubines knew that the emperor could not sleep.

Ye Jinran got angry and retorted, who can't sleep, I'll go to sleep tonight.

So he caught the wind chill, and it was fierce.

This is the Queen Mother’s fifty-year-old birthday. As her "son", Ye Jinran had to endure the drowsiness to participate. He and Li Xiao personally picked up the Queen Mother and went to the hall. Ye Jinran said something to be grateful to the Queen Mother, and then He quickly sat down and squinted his eyes. He was too sleepy.

The performance in the hall did not affect him at all, and Ye Jinran quickly fell asleep.

Sitting next to Ye Jinran, Li Xiao glanced at him contemptuously, and then waited expectantly for the Red Lady who became popular throughout the Snow Country.

It is said that the heroine Mei Tian is angry and complains.

She doesn't know what she looks like to make the sky angry. Anyway, in this world, every male protagonist will have such a sentence in his mind when he sees the female protagonist.

Such as Xueqingcheng.

She has black eyebrows, jet-black eyes, straight and narrow rhinoplasty, vermilion lips, her cheeks are dyed scarlet than begonias, and her palm-sized face is neither fat nor thin. The translucent white skin turned the pearls into discoloration.

Anyone who sees it will exclaim a peerless beauty who is beautiful, fragrant and angry.

Her singing was so moving that he couldn't help being fascinated by it.

Feeling his scorching gaze, she raised her head, then glared at him in disgust, then sang a song to herself.

Xue Qingcheng felt that she was so different, he thought, he should like her.

The above are the inner activities of the emperor when he saw the heroine.

Li Xiao shook the goose bumps on his body, and he thought of it.