The Female Lead Has No Cheats

Lin Yueqi burped in Lu Ting's arms, his chin against the man's chest, looked at him with a small face, stretched his hand to hook his neck, and laughed silly: "But people just want to opportunistic ..."

The girl hooked his neck with her hand, and lifted her long legs to wrap around his waist, just as it was that night.

Lu Ting had a red ear, and in front of Li Murou's face, he had to pretend to be a Tang monk who was not in a mess. Lin Yueqi, who is not honest, is like the goblin in the Journey to the West who constantly teases the Tang monk.

Li Murou glanced at the **** Lin Yueqi, who was very disdainful and pretended to be innocent and asked Lu Ting: "Ting Brother, what are you talking about? I don't understand?"

Seeing that the scheming girl continued to act silly and stunned, Lu Ting was too lazy to take care of it again. He reached out his phone and made a call, calling the assistant and the driver up the mountain.

He just put the phone back in his pocket, Lin Yueqi hooked his neck, took advantage of it, and wrapped his legs around the man's waist, the whole person was hanging on him.

Lu Ting: "............" Faced with the stalking of the female gangster, he looked helplessly holding her hips so as not to let her fall.

Li Murou glanced at Lin Yueqi who deliberately borrowed the wine, and immediately smiled and said to Lu Ting: "Brother Ting, I will ask Miss Lin to return to the lounge to rest. It is already so late, you might as well stay on the mountain overnight ? I will arrange it for you. "

"No need." Lu Ting hugged Lin Yueqi hanging on him, with disgust and indifference in his eyes: "I don't know what you want to do, or what method you used to let them accompany you in this play. But please Miss Li has self-knowledge, do n’t have any unconsidered thoughts, and do anything beyond. "

Li Murou laughed awkwardly, and had no idea where the problem was. She was dying and struggling: "Brother Ting, is there a misunderstanding between us? How do you think they are related to me like this?"

At this moment, Li Murou didn't know how to explain to Lu Ting.

Her original plan was that Lu Ting was too drunk. If Lu Ting is also drunk, then she can implement the plan flawlessly without any explanation to anyone.

After all, she can't taste any alcohol in her food, nor can she detect any alcohol. As long as she finds an excuse to obscure it, plus the impact of Lin Yueqi and Li Xing sleeping in the same bed, Lu Ting will not doubt her. .

But now Lu Ting has eaten her food, not only is she not drunk, but also has such an attitude towards her, and even asks her in this tone, obviously there is something wrong.

Is it possible that Lu Ting knows that he has the powerful golden finger of [Gourmet Chef] system?

No, it's impossible, it doesn't make sense.

Lu Ting is just a normal male player in this world, how could he have gold fingers? Thinking of this, Li Murou immediately thought of the fact that [gourmet hunger] had no effect on Lin Yueqi, and also realized that it was weird, and began to doubt her own "gourmet chef" system.

Is her [Gourmet Chef] system ineffective for male and female owners? After thinking it over and thinking it was impossible, Lin Yueqi was also drunk after eating her dishes. If it is invalid, how could she think her dishes are delicious? Why are you drunk?

what happened?

Suspiciously, Li Murou blocked her thinking and made her unable to think.

Now she is embarrassed when facing Lu Ting, and she doesn't know what to say to him. Originally tonight's reunion, Li Murou wanted to make a good impression on Lu Ting, but now, she not only failed to make a good impression on the other party, but made him suspicious of himself.

Li Murou's [Gourmet Chef God] system is different from Qin Xue and Jiang Mucheng. Her system has no self-thinking function, and only sends out mechanical prompts. It does not have the power to confuse people like other two systems.

Even if this system is capable of thinking, Li Murou will surely lead his nose. She is different from Qin Xue and Jiang Mucheng who are inferior. She is proud in her heart and never feels inferior in front of anyone.

On the contrary, she always confidently believes that she is the center of the world and she is born differently from ordinary people. She believes that she is the protagonist in this world.

Lu Ting's assistant took two drivers up the mountain.

When the assistant pushed the door in and saw the mess in the restaurant, he felt very puzzled and had no idea what happened.

The chubby girl slept on the tatami and slept very sweetly. When breathing out, she also made a slight sound, and the silly screenwriter Jiang Mucheng also fell asleep on the table.

However, just now on the bar, Li Xing climbed up and down, and was lying on the tatami at the moment, fell asleep, and his sleeping position was very embarrassing.

The assistant hugged the chubby girl first, and the brows were slightly loose, and soon, he fell asleep on the assistant's shoulder socket again.

Jiang Mucheng and Li Xing were driven by the driver and led in the direction of the car.

When approaching the parking space, Li Xing suddenly woke up, he burped at the driver's face, and then swept everyone with his blurred eyes.

His eyes were pinned on Jiang Mucheng, and he pushed away the driver who helped Jiang Mucheng, hugged the silly girl, and yelled at the driver: "Who made you hold my fool? My fool does not allow anyone Hug! "

driver:"????"

Lu Ting walked out of the restaurant with Lin Yueqi wrapped around her body. When he saw Li Xing holding Jiang Mucheng and went crazy, he felt that his brain was in pain.

He felt like he had brought a group of mentally handicapped children out for dinner, and he was like an old father who was so angry.

Lu Ting first put Lin Yueqi into the car, and then turned around and forced the driver to separate Li Xing and Jiang Mucheng.

He took Li Xing and gave him a slap: "Awake, silly at home."

Silly is a cat that Li Xing keeps, because he is always silly, so Li Xing gave him the name. Jiang Mucheng was awakened, and she rubbed her eyes, her eyes were hazy like a cage, seeing everything dimly.

Her clear eyes pressed the sense of confusion, more like the stupid cat of Li Xingjia. Li Xing wanted to make trouble again, Lu Ting palm shaped like a machete, slashing hard at his neck.

Drunk and mad, Li Xing was stunned by Lu Ting and fell into Lu Ting's arms. Lu Ting plugged Li Xing into another car and settled all the "crazy" people.

On the road down the mountain, Lu Ting glanced at the sleeping group lying in his arms, then went to see Lin Yueqi, and then reminisced about the state of Li Xing and Jiang Mucheng, realizing that they did not act. If everyone is acting, then their acting skills are too sturdy, it is certain that taking Oscars is no problem.

Li Xing's madness was exactly the same as when he was drunk.

Because he has the habit of borrowing to go crazy, Lu Ting rarely goes out to drink with him. Li Xing knew that his wine was not good, and he was very restrained in drinking.

Looking at Lin Yueqi, her current state is exactly the same as she was drunk that night a few years ago. He kept rubbing at him like a little sticky cat. Her state is obviously drunk.

But they didn't drink at all tonight, why are they drunk? He and they ate the same pot of food. Why didn't he respond at all?

Everything tonight reveals an inexplicable weirdness, especially Li Murou's look in his eyes, as if he was holding a winning ticket, and he didn't know where the confidence came from.

Although Lu Ting couldn't figure it out, he already guessed Li Murou's purpose.

Tonight, this matter should be inseparable from her. She did this just to get her favor?

Lu Ting sneered.

The sneer of the man's evil charm just ended, Lin Yueqi rubbed over again, reached out and squeezed the man's mouth, squeezing his mouth into a puckered mouth.

Because of drunkenness, she was flushed, and her face was silly: "Overbearing President Xiaobaiya, so cute ..."

Little White Duck is one of the main characters in the cartoon "Our Naked Duck". This animation is suitable for all ages and tells the story of three ducks living in the city. Little White Duck's setting is an all-round and overbearing president who talks less, not only an inventor but also a first-hand gourmet.

The little white duck has two brothers, the black duck and the yellow duck. Compared with the other two ducks, the role of the little white duck is very outstanding, not only the children like it, but also the girl.

Whenever Lin Yueqi and Tuan Tuan watch this animation together, Tuan Tuan will express emotion:

Little White Duck is like father Lu Ting, cold to outsiders and few words, but very gentle to black and yellow ducks.

Little Black Duck is like Lin Yueqi, jumping off, lively, but in his bones love Tuan Tuan and Lu Ting.

Of course, the little yellow duck is a group, with a naive character, but it is also the cutest and most likable.

...

Whenever the mother and daughter watched this movie, Lu Ting, sitting on the sofa with coffee, looked disdainful.

He didn't panic on the surface, but he vomited cartoons a hundred times in his heart.

What sand sculpture cartoon? Three ducks living in the city? Can ducks invent robots, cook for humans, and be president? Can you still talk to humans? Can you still have a crush on human beings, or chase human girls?

Sand sculpture cartoon, huh.

Lu Ting was really worried. One day, Tuan Tuan brought a duck back and told him: Dad, this is my boyfriend, Duck.

Lu Ting: ...

At the moment, facing Lin Yueqi's "attack", Lu Ting hugged her daughter with one hand, frowning, one side of the face, and slapped on the back of Lin Yueqi's hand with the other hand. The cold tone almost squeezed from the teeth: "Lin Yueqi , You do n’t have to measure in. "

Lin Yueqi was clapped on the back of her hand, and a red mark appeared immediately on the back of her fair hand.

She grimaced and pouted, her eyes were red, and she was full of tears: "Duck and Duck hit Kiki, Duck and Duck hit Kiki!"

She learned that the little fat girl was holding her round belly, and the sound of "Dump" sounded, and her face was wronged: "Qiki's heart hurts!"

"......... You play elite?"

"Bad Duck! Huh!" Lin Yueqi flushed, turning her arms around and looking out the window.

The silent atmosphere in the car stopped after she burped. She turned back again, stretched her hand over her back, and handed it to Lu Ting's lips: "Kiki's hand hurts, she must blow it!"

Lu Ting tightened a pair of thick eyebrows, and the tone was still in a hard state: "Can I still pretend to be more?"

Lin Yueqi's tone was more pretentious, and the tears of grievance flowed down instantly, "Grave egg duck duck!"

"........." Lu Ting was sure that this man was really drunk, although he didn't know how she was drunk, but she is indeed drunk in this state. Lu Ting asked the driver to drive the car to the hospital, intending to do a full-body examination for Lin Yueqi.

Drunk Lin Yueqi continued to work hard to go crazy, stubbornly said: "Blow!"

Lu Ting glanced at her sideways, then looked down at the back of the girl's hand, and finally swelled her cheeks and blew.

Lin Yueqi continued to measure inwardly: "Not enough, but also to blow!"

"..." Although a certain gangster was not very happy, he reluctantly bulged his cheeks again and gave her four blows. When he noticed that the driver was peeping through the rearview mirror, he immediately regained his serious image.

Lin Yueqi, who was "brown" by Lu Gang, expressed his satisfaction. He hugged his arm and leaned his head against his shoulder: "Duck and duck are the best. No one can grab my duck and duck husband!"

"Our Naked Duck" is loved by young girls. There are a lot of white duck girls, and everyone kindly calls the white duck as "husband".

Lu Ting has been tempered by her. Duck duck just duck duck, please be happy with her.

——

When they arrived at the hospital, the nurses lifted the three people on a stretcher and did a series of examinations. They were indeed quite drunk, but Lu Ting repeatedly told the doctor that they had n’t drunk at all.

Before Lu Ting left the Swallow Canteen, he specifically ordered his assistant to take the pot of chicken away and tested it together.

But even the most advanced instruments did not analyze any alcohol from the food. In other words, it can be ruled out that they are "drunken" from eating food.

After coming out of the hospital, Lu Ting sent Li Xing and Jiang Mucheng home, and he took Lin Yueqi and the Chubby Girl home.

After arriving home, Lin Yu had not slept, saw Lu Ting holding Lin Yueqi into the door, hurried up and asked, "What's the matter, Qi Qi? Drinking?"

"Hmm." Lu Ting didn't know how to explain to Lin Yu, so he had to respond first.

Lin Yu took the chubby group from her assistant ’s arms and immediately reprimanded, “What ’s the matter with you being a man? You and Qiqi were together when you were in college. Do n’t you know she does n’t drink? Is she drinking? It ’s crazy, it ’s like a different person. You have to pay attention next time, do n’t let her drink so much, you know? ”

"Sorry Aunt Lin, I will do well in the future."

Lin Yu nodded and said, "Then I will send the group to go upstairs to rest, and you will quickly send her back to the house to sleep. Tonight, don't sleep in separate rooms. Kiki has the habit of kicking the quilt after being drunk. It's getting cold, she kicks the quilt so long, she might catch a cold. Both of you have children, what's the excitement? Go, you young people ... "

Lu Ting was speechless.

He took Lin Yueqi upstairs, put the **** the bed, and began to change her clothes. The button unbuttoned her halfway and stopped, thinking it was always wrong.

Lu Ting looked at Lin Yueqi, who was full of makeup, worried that she would not be able to sleep with makeup, so she went to the bathroom and took a wash towel, makeup remover and cotton swab.

After returning to the bedroom, he sat cross-legged on the bed, put Lin Yueqi's head on his lap, and began to remove her makeup.

Lu Ting does not wear makeup, but Li Xing is an exquisite pig boy. I have been with him for a long time, and I know more or less about makeup. Naturally, I know that sleeping with makeup is not good for the skin and it is easy to clog the pores.

He poured the lotion on the face towel, and when it was completely wet, he gently rubbed it on the girl's face.

Soon, the clean face towel changed to the color of the foundation.

Lu Ting finished removing Lin Yueqi's face makeup, and dipped a cotton swab into the eye makeup remover to start removing her eye makeup. He was originally a person who was careful in his work. He was gentle enough to remove makeup for girls, just like wearing a pigtail for a chubby girl and wearing shoes and socks.

He didn't realize that when he was doing this for Lin Yueqi, he had a light smile on his lips, as if doing it was more interesting than he was doing the work and putting cute cotton socks on the chubby feet of the chubby girl.

The makeup remover took away the makeup from Lin Yueqi's face, Lu Ting squeezed a little facial cleanser on her hand, rubbed it and foamed it, and gave her the final step of cleaning.

His slender fingers gently circled her along the tip of her nose, eye circles, cheeks, and chin, and the foam lines also circled in the direction of his fingers. Lu Ting suddenly found out the fun, and took the foam on her face for more than ten minutes. Until she dried her hair, she reluctantly washed her the cleansing foam.

After cleaning, Lu Ting took another lotion to moisturize her face.

After emulsifying the lotion in his palm, he patted Lin Yueqi on the cheek. Lin Yueqi's face is now slightly fat, and it feels very good when photographed. The red scar on her face is already very shallow. If you don't look closely, you can't see where the scar was originally.

Although she has a lot of flesh than before, Lu Ting feels that her current sense of flesh is particularly solid, which makes him feel very safe.

But he knew clearly that Lin Yueqi was an obesity infected by Qin Xue, which was unhealthy fat. In order not to affect her health, he had to help Lin Yueqi lose weight.

Lu Ting really couldn't put it down on her facial feel. She couldn't hold it back and squeezed it.

Lin Yueqi Jiujin almost passed, slept soundly, and was awakened by him.

She opened her eyes to meet the man's smiling eyes, frowned subconsciously, and then grabbed the man's wrist: "Lu Ting, what are you doing?"

The action and tone were like catching a **** scene.

The smile in Lu Ting's eyes instantly solidified, restoring a serious look. He said without changing his face: "Wash your face."

Lin Yueqi sat up and kicked his foot towards his chest: "Is my face so good!"

Lu Ting grabbed her ankle, the speed was called fast and accurate: "Feel is good."

"You!" Lin Yueqi didn't get angry and tried to bring her foot back, but she was weak because of the sequelae of drunkenness. For a while, she suffocated two words: "Weight loss!"

Lu Ting laughed out loud: "It's not bad to have this consciousness."

——

At 12 o'clock in the morning, Li Murou's next guest is coming.

The coming person is the director of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, Acropolis. In the past few days, Li Murou's Weibo homepage was dominated by the Swallow Canteen. He also wanted to come and taste what the food in the Swallow Canteen really tastes.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he had this idea, he received the business card of the Swallow Canteen and obtained the appointment qualification. The Swallow Canteen is difficult to make an appointment, and his appointment is at 1 am.

By the time the Acropolis arrived, it had been tidyed up and it was not like what it was like after being beaten up. The boss lady was a bit strange, as if she had been beaten?

But this is not important, what is important is the food.

Director Wei was already smelling the aroma of Lanzhou ramen while sitting in the lobby waiting. The smell of dreams reminded him of his hometown, and he had even imagined how delicious it was.

Li Murou brought the prepared ramen up, and the moment Secretary Wei saw the food, it really felt amazing.

Not only is the ramen slender, but the soup is also delicious. When he picked up a chopstick and sent it to his mouth, the wonderful taste made his whole soul tremble. He seemed to be hallucinating, seeing a colorful glow in the soup bowl.

God, what kind of fairy food is this? This is the chef he is looking for! Let him recover the taste of his dead wife and hometown!

Secretary Wei eats right, and only listens to Li Murou say in his ear: "Director, I heard you are looking for a chef?"

"Uh huh." Secretary Wei's mouth was full of food, busy busy: "Miss Li, you open a condition! How much do you need to **** to eat every day?"

Li Murou's eyebrows curved: "Director Wei, I don't need money."

"So what do you want?" Director Li obviously heard what she said.

Li Murou's voice is gentle: "I heard that Lin Yueqi's" Fat Girl Mother "is still in production? I heard that this movie has an Oedipus plot ... This kind of movie is not good, right?"

Director Wei immediately understood what she meant.

The meaning of the girl is to let him find a way or find another excuse to block the movie, or find a way to delay the release of the movie.

Acropolis thinks it's not that difficult to do compared to the ultimate gourmet. She was about to promise Li Murou, her face suddenly changed.

At the same time, Li Murou's ear also sounded the system's mechanical prompt tone:

"Di ~ System Tip: Lin Yueqi Lu Ting increases the ambiguous value by 3, the system is attacked, and you will be punished for 3 hours [food like shit]."

Just after the reminder sounded, Director Wei spit out all the stuff in his mouth, as if eating shit, "Aoao" vomited all.