The Female Partner is the Most Beautiful, But the Male Lead is Not Worthy
Chapter 26: Host tool 8
Xiao Hanyu thought she was joking.
He is a dignified King Chen, and even if the General's mansion dared to put him under house arrest, he just regarded him as that crazy woman who worried that he would go out and affect his injuries.
But how dare they starve him? Simply ridiculous! absurd! Outrageous!
Shaoyin told him with facts that she was not joking.
At noon, Xiao Hanyu did not wait for lunch in the guest room. He frowned and said nothing. He didn't believe it, that woman was really willing to starve him!
The sun slanted west a little bit, time passed little by little, and it gradually became darker, and it was time for dinner.
Xiao Hanyu sat at the table with an empty teapot in his hand. There was not a drop of water in it, he licked his dry lips, his face was cold, and he waited for dinner to be delivered.
However, the scene where the princess he imagined came in with a flattering face, a guilty conscience, and enthusiasm, and apologized to him with dishes of steaming and fragrant meals, did not happen.
As the night got darker, the stars and moon gradually filled the sky, his stomach was hungry, the cries became louder and more intense, and there was never any footsteps outside the guest house!
It was very quiet all around.
Xiao Hanyu couldn't believe it, but he had to recognize the fact that his princess was really going to starve him!
How can this be so? How could it be so?
Could it be that she was taken care of by General Ji, and she was not allowed to come here? Such a hard-hearted method can only be used by the father-in-law and the son-in-law. Xiao Hanyu does not believe that the princess who has always been infatuated with him is so willing.
"Someone! Somebody!" At the end of Xu Shimo, Xiao Hanyu couldn't bear it any longer, suddenly got up, walked outside the room, and shouted to the servants who were guarding outside the yard.
The door didn't open.
Only a respectful voice came from the crack of the door: "What are your orders, Uncle?"
Damn it! How dare you neglect him so much!
Xiao Hanyu stood in the door with a gloomy expression on his face. He put up a hand and asked coldly, "Where's Ji Luanyin?"
The servant replied, "Miss is in Wutong Garden."
It was her boudoir before she got married, and now she returns home, of course she still lives there.
As for why Xiao Hanyu is not with her, of course, it is because he is not liked by the eldest lady now!
"Go spread the word, this king wants to see her!" Xiao Hanyu said coldly.
The servant replied respectfully: "It's getting late. If you have something to say, I will tell the young lady tomorrow morning."
"This king asked you to go, do you dare not?" Xiao Hanyu lowered his voice and shouted angrily: "The general's mansion has such a big face, but this king can't even instruct a small servant!"
This is serious.
"Don't be angry, uncle, I'll go to Wutong Garden to have a look when I'm young." The servant is not someone who sticks to orders, so he immediately calmed down when he heard the words.
Xiao Hanyu snorted coldly: "Why don't you go soon?"
"Yes, please wait a moment, uncle."
A sound of footsteps went away.
Xiao Hanyu did not return to the room, but stood in the courtyard, looking up at the sky. Looking at the moon that seemed to be bitten by someone, I vaguely saw the beautiful face of my sweetheart on the soft moon plate, and my eyes suddenly became fascinated.
Shaoyin hasn't slept yet.
It's only nine o'clock in the evening, how can you go to bed so early?
"He wants to see me?" She snorted when she heard the servant's reply, "Just say I'm asleep."
Useless things.
I can't stand it if I'm only hungry for two meals.
"If he makes trouble again, don't ignore him." Shaoyin ordered again.
The servant replied, "Yes, miss."
Turn away.
Shaoyin continued to visit the Interstellar Mall with Mr. Hui.
It has huge assets now, and it can afford a private planet, buy a cabinet of biological bodies, build a few rose manors, and live happily.
Now I'm picking a planet with Shaoyin.
"Wealth is not revealed." Shaoyin knew that it was stupid and sweet, and persuaded it: "You are only a female supporting system, and you have just been promoted. With so many assets, is it appropriate? Female lead system, male lead system, love The system, the Aquaman system, the rich system... haven't bought it yet? Do you think they don't have so many assets? Keep a low profile, do you understand?"
Mr. Ash could afford the planet a hundred years ago. It's just that at that time, no one shared the joy with it, so I kept saving grade points, saving and saving, and saving more and more. Now that the Great Demon King is awake, it has something to share with, and it can no longer control it.
"Won't you protect me?" it said confidently, "I know you, you can definitely protect me."
Back then, it was the only one who was tasked with her, no matter how roaming in the universe or how dark and silent place it went, it would not be able to scan other souls. It thought it was unlucky, until later, when she was about to fall asleep and unsealed it, it didn't know that it was her who did it!
"You were able to block my signal at the beginning, can't you block the planet now?" It said boldly.
Shaoyin raised her eyebrows, a little funny: "Then why should I help you?"
"I can spoil you!" Mr. Hui said generously, "I don't care what quest you want to do, what you want to accomplish, I don't care about you! Now you are a female supporting tasker, and when you get tired of it, you can sleep again. , I'll wake you up when I upgrade to the heroine system!"
"But I don't need to be so troublesome." Shaoyin reminded it, "I can bind the hostess system."
She is confident that the heroine system will also "pamper" her.
"This..." Mr. Gray was speechless.
Mood dropped instantly.
It knows that nothing can keep her, this woman has no heart.
She has no heart!
Just when it was angry, it suddenly heard a low laugh: "However, we are friends."
General Hui was stunned and said, "What?"
"You don't have to look for so many reasons. We are friends. You want me to help you. If I can do it, I will help you." Shaoyin said with a smile.
For a moment, Mr. Hui only felt that the code was messed up, forming a pattern of fireworks blooming, as if he could still hear the sound of "pop".
It felt that the chip was burning, and the voice was not smooth: "Really, really?"
"real."
"Don't lie to me?" it asked again.
"Do not lie to you."
"Isn't it coaxing me?" It couldn't help but ask again.
Shaoyin was speechless: "Then do you still want it?"
"I want it!" It was so pleasantly surprised that it was overjoyed. It just felt that all the years of waiting were worth it, and it was not let down.
While picking the planet, he babbled: "Then what do you like? Big or small? Ocean or rock? Colder or hotter?"
It looks like a home for two people.
Shaoyin pursed her lips and held back a smile, and said to Xiaosha Baitian, "I can do it, as long as you like it."
The two chose a planet, bought a biological body, bought a robot, bought a rose seed, bought a house, bought a spaceship, bought this and that, and the night passed unknowingly.
Xiao Hanyu, on the other hand, tossed and turned all night, unable to sleep due to hunger and the dull pain of his ribs.
Early the next morning, Shaoyin had eaten and strolled over to see him, and saw that he had two obvious dark circles under his eyes, crooked hair, and looked extremely embarrassed.
She didn't arrange for anyone to wait on him, and his own people were dragged away by the gag, so no one brushed his hair.
The honorable King Chen has never combed his own hair since he was a child. Now his hair is crooked and his blue silk is loose. Not to mention how pitiful it is.
"Morning." Shaoyin showed a big smile, indescribably brilliant.
At least in Xiao Hanyu's eyes, her smile was so bright and dazzling that even the morning light was not as good as hers.
He was angry and said coldly, "Are you satisfied?"
Up to now, he still thought that she tortured him on purpose to gain his attention and make him care more about her.
"What is the lord talking about?" Shaoyin raised her eyebrows in surprise, and put her fingers on the long whip wrapped around her waist. "Today has just begun, and the lord hasn't flattered me yet. What do I want to be satisfied with?"
Hungry for him twice?
She doesn't care at all!
That's all in the past.
Xiao Hanyu's belly was empty at the moment, and he was so devastated by hunger and thirst that his mind turned a little slower. After a while, I realized what she meant, and was even more furious!
"You, you—" He pointed at her, his fingers trembling, just as he was about to accuse and accuse, suddenly his eyes rolled and he fell backwards!
Boom!
The tall and straight man fell heavily to the ground.
Shaoyin didn't help.
The servants did not receive orders and did not come forward. The dignified King Chen, on such a sunny morning, collapsed on the green brick floor because of his anger.
The back of his head slammed into the brick. Shaoyin felt pain when she heard the sound, so she couldn't help rubbing her head.
"Miss?" The servant stood behind him and whispered.
Shaoyin's chin pointed towards the front: "Move to the house."
"Yes."
Two servants stepped forward, one raised his head, the other moved his feet, and carried Xiao Hanyu back into the house.
The servants of the General's Mansion are all rough people. At most, they know how to take off Xiao Hanyu's boots, pat the dust on his back, put him on the bed, and cover him with the quilt.
Undressing, hair removal, and face wiping are completely absent.
Shaoyin didn't remind him either.
He ordered a table of delicious food to be rectified, placed in the yard, with Erlang's legs crossed, and nibbled on melon seeds.
Xiao Hanyu woke up quickly.
He was so angry that he fainted. But he was so hungry that he couldn't faint for long at all, and he woke up with a sound of bowel sounds after a while.
The tip of the nose seems to smell the aroma of the food, so strong, it doesn't look fake. His heart moved, he slowly sat up, put on his boots, and went out the door.
I saw that there was a table of meals in the yard. And his princess, sitting at the table, looked at him with a smile.
That's right.
Xiao Hanyu felt relieved, raised his chin arrogantly, and walked towards the table with his feet raised.
Just sit down, serve rice in one hand, chopsticks in the other, and start eating.
"Snapped!"
A red mark appeared on the back of his hand.
Xiao Hanyu was angry and looked up: "What are you doing?"
"Who allowed you to eat it?" Shaoyin held a bamboo stick in her hand, and she didn't know when she took it. She swayed from side to side, very relaxed and happy.
Just now, she used this to slap his hand.
Xiao Hanyu held back his anger.
The hands holding the bowl turned white with effort.
In the end, he decided to ignore her and bury his head in eating.
"Snapped!"
This time, a red mark appeared on the wrist. The color is darker than the previous one. Xiao Hanyu almost didn't hold the bowl and fell directly!
"Are you finished yet?!" He put the bowl down abruptly and shouted gloomily.
Shaoyin didn't get angry with him. She shook the bamboo stick and said with a smile: "I said it before, Xiao Hanyu, you have to please me before you can eat. So, what about today's pleasing?"
She swung the bamboo stick with one hand and spread it out towards him with the other, making a request.
Xiao Hanyu's face was sullen, and the blue veins on his forehead burst.
If he had a knife in his hand, he would stab her to death immediately!
"What do you want to please?" He said with a sullen face, squeezing out between his teeth.
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Now that he is in their hands, he cannot be free, and bear with her for a while!
Wait until he gets out and see how he treats her!
"Hmph, how can you please people, and ask them how to please them?" Shaoyin frowned, with a look of disgust, but then she said, "Forget it, you don't have much experience, and I feel bad for you, so I don't care. Toss you."
Every word she said made Xiao Hanyu nauseous, and even his appetite decreased a lot. He retracted his hand, tucked into his sleeve, and clenched his fist: "What do you want?"
"You can write a poem for me." Shaoyin held her chin and tapped her fingertips on her chin, making a naive look, "When I was in the capital, I heard that Concubine Shu is a beautiful woman in the world, although I have never seen her, But I've looked in the mirror and I think I'm beautiful too."
"Your Majesty wrote poems for Concubine Shu, and also asked people from all over the world to write poems to praise her. I see that you read a lot, and you are also very talented. You can write two poems, no, three poems. Praise me. Satisfied with the praise, I have three meals a day today."
After speaking, she looked at him with a smile: "My lord, isn't it difficult?"
Not difficult. For Xiao Hanyu, writing poetry is just a matter of word of mouth. But writing poetry for her is a bit disgusting.
He held back and said, "Okay."
After pondering for a while, he began to read a poem.
Anyway, she didn't know a few big characters, so she couldn't hear the good or the bad.
He wrote three poems in one breath, then picked up his chopsticks: "Can I eat it?" When he spoke, the corner of his mouth sneered.
This vain woman deserves his praise? He only writes poems for Ying'er!
"Wait." Shaoyin stopped the road, turned her head to look at the person, and asked, "Do you think Uncle's poem is well done?"
The servants have no literary talent.
Naturally do not know poetry appreciation.
But they could still see the face of the young lady, so they said, "It seems that the beauty of the young lady is not written."
"The beauty of the young lady is the only one I have seen in my life, but my uncle's poems don't sound refreshing."
"Exactly, exactly."
Although they followed Shaoyin's face, they were not wrong. It is true that they have no literary talent, but whether a poem is good or not, and whether the rhetoric is gorgeous or not, you can still hear it!
"Hmph, even the servants don't listen well." Shaoyin looked over with dissatisfaction, her eyes gloomy, "You are my husband, so you just write such poems for me? I remember that the emperor ordered people to be gentle. The concubine composes poems, the talents of the capital show their talents, and they write many amazing poems!"
Xiao Hanyu sneered in his heart, compared to Ying'er? What does she compare to Ying'er?
"What do they know!" He was determined not to admit it, he was just perfunctory, looking at the next person badly.
Shaoyin patted the table and said, "But I don't think so! It's just not good!"
"Don't make trouble without reason!"
Shaoyin stood up: "Okay! You think I'm making trouble out of nowhere! Then I'll tell you these poems, and I'll let others judge them to see if they're really good! Dignified King Chen, is it a straw bag or a random one? Perfunctory princess!"
This is worrying.
"Stop!" Xiao Hanyu held back his anger, "I'll make a few more songs, listen to me."
He can neither make people think he is a scumbag, nor can he immediately offend her and let her know that he is perfunctory to her.
Damn, how did this idiot suddenly become smart?
Enduring hunger, Xiao Hanyu searched his stomach and racked his brains, thinking about Luo Qingying's appearance before he made a few more songs.
Shaoyin listened to his words and picked them up: "I don't want Hanli! Not bright enough!"
"Don't want the moon, it's too cold!"
"Don't praise me for being shy and humble, that's not me!"
Seeing that she was so difficult to fool, Xiao Hanyu had to remove Luo Qingying's appearance from his mind, stared at her closely, and hypnotized in his heart, this is his princess, the person he likes, and a beautiful and refined woman.
It was until she was exhausted by torture that she finally made a poem that she was satisfied with.
Xiao Hanyu no longer cared about etiquette, decency, and upbringing. He picked up the bowl and slammed the rice into his mouth, and said vaguely: "First, write a poem for lunch and dinner, and then do it after I finish eating."
"Okay." Shaoyin was very satisfied when he got a hymn that he could show off. Holding his cheeks, he looked at him tenderly and said, "I'm a little convinced now that you actually like me."
Xiao Hanyu's action of picking up the rice was a meal.
"My lord, in fact, you're just too shy and thin-skinned. You like me but you're too embarrassed to say it?" She said tenderly and sweetly.
"Cough, cough, cough!" Xiao Hanyu coughed violently, and a few grains of rice were sprayed out, only splashing on the dishes in front of him, and not affecting the others behind. However, he has no appetite.
With a dark face, he put down the bowls and chopsticks: "I'm a little uncomfortable, I'm going back to my room."
Get up and go.
Shaoyin didn't stop him either.
He asked the servant to close the table, and his voice was not too loud or too small: "Remember, when the uncle composes a new poem, and when the meal is in charge."
Xiao Hanyu, who was entering the room, moved for a while.
Immediately, he rolled his sleeves and entered the house.
Shaoyin ignored him, took brisk steps, called two guards, and went out.
She went to the largest teahouse in Sucheng, the favorite place for scholars and scholars to gather.
As soon as he entered, he crowded into a crowded place and boasted, "My husband, he wrote a great poem for me, and it will surely endure a thousand sorrows!"
laugh!
Since ancient times, literati have neglected each other, and no one thinks that their works are inferior to others. She boasted so much that she immediately caused others to look at her. One after another, with doubts, contempt, and disbelief.
"What kind of poetry, you talk about it." Someone said.
Shaoyin read out the poem Xiao Hanyu wrote for her just now.
"How?" She put her hands on her hips with a proud look.
After thinking for a moment, everyone had to admit that this poem still has a certain level.
So, my attitude was better, I no longer questioned and despised her, but I was still unwilling to pay attention to her: "Little lady, this poem by your husband is in line with your demeanor. However, if you say that the poem is a peerless poem that will last forever, but It's a long way off!"
"Impossible!" Shaoyin raised her chin high and said firmly. Then, facing the unhappy eyes of everyone, she became even more angry: "Do you know who my husband is?"
Everyone disdainfully said, "Who is it?"
They are so arrogant and arrogant in their talents.
"It's King Chen!" Shaoyin said word by word, "My husband is King Chen, Xiao, Han, Yu! You dare to say that his poems are not good?!"
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