The Fighting Chicken of Du’s Bodyguard

The whole day's gathering of relatives was originally supposed to be a harmonious scene of showing off and touting each other, but because Young Master Chicken repeatedly provoked disputes, the quarrels that were usually hidden underwater were brought to the surface one after another. , but also for the relatives who are very friendly to Du Xiao, such as the uncle, and the combat effectiveness is simply jaw-dropping.

Du Xiao finally understood why the Zhou family would be in a mess after every family dinner. Compared with the scene of the Zhou family's tornado sweeping, the uncle's family was nothing.

When it came time to say goodbye at the end, the relatives were vaguely divided.

The relatives who had been defended by the young master looked at Du Xiao with great relief, and patted him on the shoulder and said, "You kid did a good job outside, after all, you were a soldier, which is different from other people's wild ways. What do you plan to do?"

Du Xiao didn't understand what was different from Ye Luzi, but the other party was very friendly, and he didn't want to be too silent, so he answered honestly: "I plan to set up a security company by myself."

Young Master Chicken: "Huh?!"

Why was such an important thing never told to me! You won't be my bodyguard! then what do I do!

"It's good to start a company, be your own boss, feel free. If you come back with a beautiful daughter-in-law, you will be the winner in life!"

Du Xiao: "..."

The purpose of starting a company is to marry a daughter-in-law, although I don't have much hope yet.

Master Chicken didn't understand the painstaking efforts of his bodyguard at all, so he pecking at his hard chest in his arms sullenly.

Du Xiao's muscles suddenly tensed, and at the same time he remembered that Young Master Chicken had pecked on his chest several times on the way back, and he even pecked at his ear.

When he lifted his feet, Yuguang Sweep saw several relatives who had been attacked by Young Master Chicken gossiping together, and found that their eyes were a little dodgy or even fearful when they looked at him, and he subconsciously listened carefully.

"Why do you think the chicken that Du Xiao brought back is so evil? It's not a monster, right?"

"What age is this and still feudal superstition, there are robots these days, what's so strange about electronic pets? Write a few programs in advance, and it can do whatever you want it to do. The one my grandson plays... loves crazy mobile phones, and still can Chat with people!"

"I don't think Zhang Limei is doing the trick, it must be Du Xiao's kid. They all say that honest people will be rotten when they are broken. Usually three poles can't make a fart, and they are secretly tricking people. Don't you get caught?"

"Yes, that fake chicken must have been prepared by Du Xiao long ago. I heard that he was a leader outside as a bodyguard, and he was paid executive salary. He also has a lot of retired comrades in arms scattered all over the world. There must be a well-developed intelligence network, otherwise how could he know so much of our privacy?"

"Yes, yes! He even knows about my dog ​​stealing diapers. Does he control some satellite monitoring system? Just like that... Google Maps?"

Listening to their increasingly outrageous guesses, Du Xiao could only: "..."

Now I finally understand what it means to "have been a soldier, and it's different from those wild ways". Even the satellite system can be pulled out, and the imagination is beyond the horizon.

The young master chicken lying in his arms rolled around with laughter: "Giggle giggle!"

Mother Du pointed to Du Xiao's chest: "Today is really too much. I don't want to keep this troublemaker. If you bring it back after the New Year, keep it if you love it, or throw it away if you don't love it. I will go to my grandmother's house tomorrow. Good your chicken."

Du Xiao: "...Well."

I didn't intend to keep you.

The young master chicken was dumbfounded in an instant, huddled in Du Xiao's down jacket and filled with quail, and thought in frustration: Mama doesn't like me anymore, and the difficulty level of marrying into the Du family has suddenly increased a lot...

The family walked out of the intersection and was far away from the uncle's house. Mother Du suddenly turned around and reached out to fish, grabbed the young master chicken into her arms and hugged her, and at the same time let out a strange laugh: "Hahahahahaha! Today is so happy! What a shame! My son is so good! The chickens are so good!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Mom, I can't stand you like this.

The young master chicken, who was held high by Mother Du, was so happy that he was dizzy.

Oh yeah yeah yeah! The difficulty of attacking Du Xiao has been lowered again! I'm going to please Mama like this tomorrow!

That night, Young Master Chicken slept very honestly and didn't make any trouble at all. After all, he didn't know whether Du Xiao liked men or women, and he didn't find a chance to call his father for advice, so he could only keep his original shape and hide under the covers. Pretend to be a very pure chicken.

Besides, he hardly slept the night before, and he was already sleepy to death.

Poor Du Xiao was inexplicably teased, and his self-control plummeted to a negative value. He used to be able to control his abnormality by taking a bath, but now he can hold up his crotch with a little distraction. Was teased into a hungry ghost.

Du Xiao felt that his virtue was too unbearable to look directly at, and he suffered while enjoying it, and because Young Master Chicken was in the same bed, he couldn't even toss and turn, and he almost became a coffin.

At dawn, the young master chicken who slept refreshed and slept on time croaked on time. After getting up, he followed Du Xiao to his grandmother's house for New Year's greetings with high fighting spirit.

With Mama Du's connivance, Young Master Chicken achieved many victories. In the next two days, when visiting relatives and friends, he was held in his arms by Mama Du for almost the whole process. The level of the baby is evident.

Young Master Chicken lived up to his expectations, and within a few days, the sensational effect of "talking about Du Xiao's discoloration" was created.

Mother Du can read novels even if she has nothing to do. She belongs to a more emotional woman. At this time, she began to give full play to her imagination, patted Dad Du's arm and whispered: "Don't say it, this chicken is really evil, and it doesn't mean anything. I understand, he can say everything, he is very human, and he especially protects our second child. Do you think it is a beautiful female fairy who came to our second child to repay her kindness?"

Dad Du was not surprised by her imagination: "Everyone says it's an electronic pet."

"Fart! Where do you plug in the power?" Mother Du curled her lips, "I just checked it carefully, it's a real chicken."

The young master chicken nestled in Du Xiao's arms sneezed violently in a rooster's voice, and continued to slap and roll after the sneeze: 嘤夤嘤... He was almost torn apart by Ma Ma, pulling his neck and wings for a while, picking feathers and tails for a while, So scary, I thought I wouldn't be able to see you alive...

Du Xiao, who didn't know what he was going crazy about: "..."

Mother Du was still listing all kinds of evidence to prove her speculation, but was suddenly interrupted by Father Du: "Even if it's a fairy, it can't be a banshee."

Mother Du has always been unable to distinguish the **** of birds, and domestic chickens have to wait until they are fully grown to be able to tell the difference. Now I am a little unsure when I hear him say: "The coat is so beautiful, it should be a banshee."

Dad Du broke the secret in one sentence: "The Duxiong Peacock opened the screen."

Mother Du: "...that makes sense."

Dad Du: "Oh, yes, this chicken has a name."

Mother Du: "What's your name?"

Dad Du: "Little Master."

Mother Du: "…"

A few days of holidays passed quickly in the chicken-flying dog-hopping, and soon it was time for the return trip. Du Xiao began to pack his clothes, and while packing, he took Yu Guangjian and glanced at the young master chicken who was jumping around in the suitcase beside him.

Mother Du brought a big bag full of snacks over: "Take these and give them to the young master on the way."

Du Xiao: "..."

little master?

Mother Du glanced at him: "Isn't the name of this chicken called Little Master? What is it called?"

Du Xiao glanced at the young master chicken again: "... Zhou Zhan."

Master Chicken slipped on the storage bag with his two claws, and fell with his claws upside down.

What the hell! Found out! Can I hold on to my death!

Mother Du was puzzled: "Why is the surname Zhou? This is our pet, of course it must be named Du! Oh, I remembered, it turned out to be your boss's pet, but since I gave it to you, I will give it to it. Change your surname to Du." Then he took out a piece of dried meat and shook it at Young Master Chicken, "Du Zhan, come here."

The young master chicken stood up and ran over happily.

Mother Du said, "Okay, it agrees."

Du Xiao: "..."

When Du's mother left, Du Xiao carried the chicken young master who was eating happily at the butcher shop to the cabinet and looked at him, looked at him and said, "little young master, should I buy one ticket or two?"

The young master chicken continued to eat with his **** facing him.

I'm just a chicken and I don't understand anything.

Du Xiao: "That may be because I think too much. If you are not the young master, I... plan to keep you for my mother to raise."

Young Master Chicken's tail exploded: "!!"

What the **** did you say! You are threatening me! Du Xiao, you have changed!

Du Xiao looked at his exposed chicken butt: "..."

Master Chicken angrily finished the meat: I don't believe you really dare to keep me!

Du Xiao turned around and went to the kitchen: "Mom, I don't have time to keep pets there, why don't you keep this chicken at home."

The young master chicken fluttered his wings and chased after him, jumped on his head and stomped hard: "Giggle giggle!"

Du Xiao bastard! **** bastard!

I! real! Yes! Look! wrong! you! !

Mother Du was pleasantly surprised: "I thought you couldn't bear it, so just stay! I promise to make you fat!"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I want to go with Du Xiao ah ah ah ah ah!

Du's mother continued: "Du Zhan is so amazing, can you video chat? Or I'll pull up an internet cable for the house some other day, and video with you every few days."

Dad Du nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes."

Du Xiao: "..."

I don't quite understand what my parents think. I haven't pulled the network cable for myself for so many years, but now I want to do it for a chicken...

Seeing that they were really talking, Master Chicken frantically pecked Du Xiao's hair: "Giggle giggle!"

I am so angry! I am so angry!

Du Xiao raised his hand to block: "The hair has bacteria."

The young master chicken replaced him and pecked on his shoulder.

Dad Du said, "It's good to stay here. I'm about to retire soon, so I can teach it to talk more. It can't learn a few words from your boring gourd. Your mother is still waiting for it to cultivate into an adult."

Du Xiao: "..."

I don't know my parents anymore.

Mother Du said, "It just so happens that ping pong also has a playmate, and the family is lively."

Young Master Chicken was so frightened that he flew up and hit his head on the ceiling, and then screamed and fell into Du Xiao's arms.

Du Xiao nervously touched his chicken head: "Does it hurt?"

The young master chicken jumped up and pecked at his chest, and said angrily: "Bastard! Bastard! I have no clothes to wear!"

Du Xiao's whole body froze for a moment, and after a while, he said in a hoarse voice, "Actually, I'm not busy there, or I'll take it away."