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Because you got kidney stones!

Ye Fei's words just fell, and the entire palace was silent for a moment.

Even the rolling Jialan, painful on the ground, was still.

Everyone's eyes fell on Ye Fei's body, and they looked a little hairy.

"Well, why do you look at me like this? I'm thin and embarrassed." Ye Fei blushed and hurriedly lowered his head.

This scene didn't let the elf gods and the silver shadow men all vomit. Your sister, are you thin-skinned? Sorry to say you are thin-skinned? You ask those of you who are thick-skinned. Do n’t say that you are thick. It ’s already unexpected!

"Jack, you dare to talk nonsense in front of the gods, who gives you courage?" Skywalker roared.

"Liang Jingru."

"Who? Who is Liang Jingru?"

"You don't care who she is, what do you mean by speaking at this time? I'm helping Jia Lan Shenming to diagnose. You suddenly interrupted the rhythm of my consultation. Do you know that you are disrespecting Jia Lan Shen ... .... Hey, don't run. "

Ye Fei just said that he didn't respect the **** Jia Lan. Skywalker turned his head and walked back. Yaya rubbing, you are a shameless man. If you want to do this again, Lao Tzu will not be fooled by you.

Seeing Skywalker, he ran away when asked halfway, and Ye Fei was very angry. He felt insulted. How could he only ask half of the questions? Impolite.

Red shifted his mouth open, but he didn't say the last sentence, not because he didn't want to say it, but because he didn't dare to say it.

Now a few of them are completely afraid of Ye Fei. The killings are all dark and dark. This **** is directly killing invisible people, and it is the most insidious killing method, which is almost shameless.

Silver Shadow Man never thought about talking. He is smarter than anyone now. He knows that if you talk, even a sentence, it is very likely to fall into the pit dug by Ye Fei. When you want to climb, you ca n’t climb come out.

He has been to the earth, and he knows that what the earthmen are best at is digging pits and filling them and burying them alive.

Several people in the spirit of the spirit were almost stabbing internal injuries in the back.

"I'm kneeling to Ye Shen completely. This is too blinding. What's the matter with that? But Jialan, can Jialan get kidney stones?"

"Well ... what is kidney stones?"

"There are stones here."

"... 噗 ~~"

Jia Lan on the ground squinted and looked at Ye Fei, and said, "Do you know what you are talking about?"

Ye Fei nodded seriously, and said, "Of course I know, you have kidney stones."

"You ... Do you know who I am?"

"Jalan god."

"Since you know that I am a god, and I am a star swallower, you should know that I will not have kidney stones, because every planet that I swallow has countless huge peaks, all of which are stones, and these stones I have Can digest it, not to mention what ghost kidney stones? Are you kidding me or despising me? "

"No, I said you have kidney stones for a reason, and this has a lot to do with your usual diet. The first is that you usually eat too many stones, and the main ingredient of stones is calcium. You eat The amount of calcium in the body increases day by day, so that you have a foreshadowing for kidney stones, and then you also said that you ate a wine king and a fresh king, while seafood and wine are eaten together That is the biggest mistake, because seafood is a high-protein, low-fat food that contains a large amount of purines and glycosides. These two things will oxidize when mixed with wine, which will be converted into uric acid in the body. People have gout. This is one point. You should be very fortunate that you haven't got gout yet, but you are unfortunately also got stones. This is mainly because uric acid can not be excreted in time, and it is deposited and accumulated in the body in the form of sodium salt. You ’ve got a stone, do you understand? "

Ye Feiyu said a bunch, then stared at Jia Lan and asked.

Jia Lan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

I rely, this kid should say such things at this time?

"Uric acid? Sodium? High protein and low fat?"

Jia Lan was completely aggressive, repeating a few words over and over again, without understanding what was going on.

"Yes, these things are needed for both humans and other species, but in the right amount, if you overdo it, it will have a negative effect. Does your eye feel a little sore? Also, it feels a little bloated?"

"how do you know?"

"I said just now that I'm a pretty good doctor."

"How is the eye treated?"

"If you believe me, I will give you some eye drops back. Then you ask Silver Shadow to take it for you, and drop it into your eyes three times a day, morning, night and evening. Make sure your eyes are all right within a week. It also makes it brighter and brighter. "

"you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure, and you are such a powerful god, can I lie in front of you? I want to live a few more days."

Ye Fei patiently explained Jialan's condition and solution to Jia Lan, so that the elven gods were all asleep in the back. Why is there so much mess in the head of this little bastard? Where did he learn from? You've stopped Jialan for Huyou.

"Of course, I can treat your disease, but it is only a cure. If you want to completely get rid of the pain caused by this disease, you must fundamentally solve it." Ye Fei said solemnly.

Jia Lan was thoroughly fed up with this kind of pain. Hearing Ye Fei said that he can cure it, but it is only a cure for it. To cure it completely, it needs to be solved fundamentally. Where is it?

"How to deal with it?"

Ye Fei pointed at Jialan's big belly, and said, "Take care of your diet. There is an old saying from us that illness comes from the mouth, which means that most of the diseases of the sickness come from the mouth. You eat What kind of food can lead to your physical health, catching a planet like you and swallowing it, such a diet of overeating and drinking is extremely wrong, and you must correct it. "

"I @ # ￥%"

This time, let alone the two gangs of Silver Shadow Man and Elven God, even Jia Lan scolded herself.

Your sister, Lao Tzu is all about engulfing other planets to gain energy. As a result, you are good. Tell me that this diet is not correct. To correct it, I will correct an eggplant! Did I correct where did my energy come from? I'm out of energy, am I still a hair? !!

"impossible!"

Jia Lan went straight away. It is impossible to not swallow the stars, and it is impossible to not swallow the stars in this life.

"Hehe, it's not impossible, but it depends on whether you want to change it. I know you must say that if you don't swallow the stars, I have no energy. You can get energy from other channels, food, normal food. This is what you should eat. Compared with swallowing stars, you should eat all kinds of food with all kinds of flavors and flavors. Only by eating these foods can you truly enjoy life and enjoy the process of life. I ask you that you have tasted sour, sweet, bitter and salty since childhood. How many flavors? "

Jia Lan: "..."

"Look, haven't you tasted it? This shows that you just enjoyed the pleasure / feel brought by your rights and abilities, but did not taste the happiness that life brings to you. I say something awkward, you, It's just a slave of power. I know you want to kill me, but I still have to say, because in my eyes you are my patient, I need to remind and tell you everything that is good for you, kill me. "

When Ye Feigang talked about the slave of power, Jialan was going to kill the goods, but when he heard the words later, Jialan's fingers, like those of Optimus Pillar, retracted again.

"Maybe you're right, I'm just a slave of power, but I can't help myself, except for the planet, I can't get energy from any food, I have no choice."

"Let's go, I'll cure your illness first, and then let's discuss food, maybe there are better alternatives."

Ye Fei knew that he couldn't pull it anymore. It was okay to pull on it again. The key is that Sauron may not be able to stand it. The smoke on the battlefield is around, the bombs and people are flying together. .

"How to rule?" Jia Lan asked.

At the same time, the two groups of Silver Shadow Man and Elf God both raised their ears and wanted to hear how this guy Ye Fei treated Jia Lan for kidney stones. After all, you have been fooling for so long. If you do, you will die terribly.

Ye Fei laughed: "There are two methods, one is medication, and the other is surgical treatment. The medication may take longer, and you also need your personal cooperation. Drink plenty of water or eat fruits with high water content. Try to jump as much as possible, let the stones slowly slide down, and then excrete from the body, and the surgical treatment will be faster, but you need to rest for a while after the operation, and you need to follow the diet. This is a relatively fast Ways to reduce pain. "

"Surgical treatment."

As soon as Ye Fei finished speaking, Jia Lan had already made a decision. After all, this thing was too painful. He is now living as bad as death.

"Well, since you choose surgical treatment, then I will talk about the types of surgical treatment. There are two types of calculus surgery. One is traditional surgery, and the other is laser surgery. The laser breaks the stones and then excretes them. , So still drink plenty of water and eat more fruits. "

"Traditional surgery."

"Traditional surgery is a bit painful and requires laparotomy."

"Hahaha, what kind of injury have I not experienced in Jialan? What are some terrible, traditional operations when I open my abdomen?"

Jia Lan really wanted to get rid of this pain earlier, and he was really a little overwhelmed.

This kind of pain is not the same as wounding a battle. The pain of a battle injury is over. It is fast, but this pain is not the same. He is a stone rubbing in your kidney. The thing is chronic. It's a bit crazy to torture you bluntly.

"Okay, since you choose traditional surgery, let's start. You can get rid of the pain earlier. Is there a quiet room? I don't need anyone to disturb."

Jia Lan pointed to the left and said, "Here it is."

Speaking, Jia Lan stood up from the ground in pain, and then staggered to the left.

Skywalker and Redshift hurried over.

"Jalan, be careful."

"Yes, I now very much suspect that he intentionally said that the traditional surgery, and then fortunately the gods were not in the process of the surgery."

Jia Lan stopped, then looked back at Ye Fei and said, "Do you dare?"

Ye Fei shrugged and said, "Now I'm just a doctor. You are my patient. There is a sentence among the doctors on our planet. It is the doctor's duty to save the life and help the wounds. If I want you to suffer, I won't bother Tell you more. "

"I believe you." Jia Lan nodded.

Skywalker hurriedly said, "Jia Lan Shen, in order to ensure foolproof, I asked to be guarded by the side."

Redshift also hurriedly said, "I also asked to guard the gods in case he had no intention."

Silver Shadow Man also came over, this article is still a word, he came to show his attitude.

Jia Lan said, "They won't bother, will they?"

Ye Fei laughed: "As long as you rest assured, I don't care."

"Okay, you follow me."

Jia Lan painfully covered her stomach and walked in front, followed by Skywalker, Redshift, and Silver Shadow Man, and Ye Fei followed.

When he was about to enter a room, the elf **** shouted Ye Fei.

"Relax, if he wants our life, we have died many times, not to mention I am helping him out of the bitter sea." Ye Fei smiled and said.

The Elven God was still uneasy and said, "Can we go in?"

"No, it's still the sentence I just said. If he wants to kill me, even if you are by my side, don't be angry if I say that."

The elf **** ca n’t be angry because Ye Fei is telling the truth. If Jia Lan wants to kill Ye Fei, they can only watch it beside Ye Fei, because they are too far apart Already.

"Then you be careful," the elf **** finally warned.

Ye Fei nodded and followed Jia Lan and Silver Shadow Man into a spacious and quiet room.

This room is really large. There is a large bed over one meter high, but the length of this bed is a bit exaggerated, just like a boat.

The entire room did not know what lighting equipment was used. In short, Ye Fei walked into the room and found no shadow of himself at all. This is also suitable for surgery. Otherwise, he must find a way to make a surgical lamp.

"Can you?" Jia Lan asked.

"Good place, let's get started."

Talking, Ye Fei let Jia Lan lie on the bed, and he took out his inky kitchen knife directly.

Yes, Ye Fei's surgery for Jialan is this dark kitchen knife. This kitchen knife is relatively large for ordinary people and is not suitable for scalpels, but it is much smaller than Jialan. , Small and exquisite, just for a scalpel.

After Jia Lan lay down, a few people in Silver Shadow stood around.

Ye Fei looked at it, then pointed to several corners, and said, "Stay on the side, don't get in the way."

"you......"

Skywalkers were angry. They were the generals of Jialan. Who would dare to speak to them like Jialan?

But as soon as he was angry, he saw Jia Lan's cold eyes, so Skywalker, Redshift and Silver Shadow Man hurried to find a corner to stand.

They did not dare to offend Jialan.

After all the unstable factors were taken into account and resolved, Ye Fei picked up the kitchen knife and cut it into Jia Lan's belly.

With a loud noise, Jia Lan's abdomen was scratched directly.

At this moment, Jia Lan's heart bounced directly. He didn't expect that the knife in Ye Fei's hand was so sharp. He knew his physical defense ability, let alone an ordinary knife, even a knife. God ’s weapon must be exhausted to hurt himself. What kind of knife is this?

Even at this moment, Jia Lan was afraid that Ye Fei would hurt him.

But Ye Fei did not harm him. After cutting the abdomen, the knife went down and then retracted.

He plucked Ga Lan's belly with his hand, and then asked a word that made Ga Lan almost vomit blood.

"Uh ~~ Do you need anesthetic?"

Jia Lan swears that if it wasn't for his belly already cut open, and he was afraid that the gadget in the belly would fall out, he would really jump up and rub Ye Feng severely, your sister, you would take my belly Did you think about this problem after dissecting it? Did you do it on purpose?

"No, it just hurts, just move quickly." Jia Lan bit her teeth.

"Oh."

Ye Fei hurriedly lowered his head and pulled inside Jia Lan's belly.

Jia Lan was really too big, Ye Feiba pulled for a long time and couldn't find the place he was looking for, and finally got tired and sweaty.

"Did you find it?" Jia Lan asked frantically.

My heart said that you treat my belly as a garbage dump, right? You've been pulling for a long time, how about Taobao?

"Not yet, your stomach ... fat is thick, I didn't say you, you should lose weight, it is easy to get Sangao if you go on like this ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ What is Sangao?"

"Hypertension, hyperglycemia, hyperlipidemia, hey ~~ Don't move, I found it."

Ye Fei finally found the place where the stones were piled up, and then quickly picked up the kitchen knife. Just after Ye Fei saw the stones in Jia Lan's belly, the goods were a little painful.

He stared at the stones for a long time, then waved at Skywalker and said, "Come here."

Skywalker's gas was fuming, and no one dared to tell him so except Jia Lan.

But now that it is about Jia Lan, he has to listen to Ye Fei again.

"What?" Skywalker asked reluctantly when he came over.

Ye Fei pointed at the cut on Ga Lan's belly, and said, "Help, remove this pile of stones."

"......."