The First Evolution

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After getting off the car, a group of people entered the hotel lobby. What greeted them was an indescribable fresh fragrance (actually the air freshener used by the hotel). The marble on the ground was so light that it even made them feel a sense of relief. A feeling that I dare not step on.

Then came the visual impact of six Miss Menying who were smiling like flowers and bowing together. Under the influence of cosmetics, plastic surgery, professional suits that accentuated their figures and made them look forward and backward, and specially trained etiquette movements, the two big monsters The Adam's apple twitched up and down at the same time, and the light in his eyes was already burning.

Men like beautiful women, and so do monsters! If you have any objections to this, you can think about why Bajie married Gao Cuilian instead of keeping a few sows in the cave?

But the goat understood their mood very well, and after pulling it, he whispered:

"Don't worry, brothers. Let's eat first. I will arrange it later! I guarantee it will be much better than these."

Lu Li, who had always behaved politely and aloof, finally couldn't bear it anymore. The lustful deer immediately looked at the goat and smiled:

"Then it's settled, I want four! If that doesn't work, three will do!"

Fang Linyan was amazed when he heard this. Rumor has it that stags are very powerful during their estrus period and will mate with at least a dozen doe deer in a short period of time. Therefore, there have been rumors of "promiscuous deer" since ancient times. Lu Li The guy also seems to have a great nature.

After entering the door, Ou Sihan stared at the giant crystal chandelier hanging from above, shining with phantom light, for more than ten seconds. Then he couldn't help but shake his head in admiration and follow him forward, and then followed him into the elevator.

The surrounding waiters had undergone very strict training and turned a blind eye to this, but they were definitely laughing at the country bumpkins for their lack of knowledge.

Soon, a group of people arrived at the cafeteria on the top floor. Fang Linyan must have booked a seat through the church. It must be a VIP top box. Leather sofas and private bathrooms are standard. .

As far as the current power of the church in Greece is concerned, they can do anything that the Greek mayor can do, and they can easily handle what the Greek mayor cannot do!

After entering the box, even Fang Linyan was stunned.

There are only four ornately decorated chairs in the large box that can seat at least twenty people. The giant round glass-top dining table in front of it is at least ten square meters, and there is a colorful flower bush in the central area of ​​the dining table. .

At this time, the waiter next to him pressed the switch. Behind the huge floor-to-ceiling curtains, all the gorgeous lights of the city were under his feet, as if in a dream, and the sea in the distance was surging and magnificent. Such scenery made even Fang Linyan admire it.

As a man, he feels like he dominates the world.

The scenery that can touch even a local resident like Fang Linyan must have touched the soul of the two big monsters. Ou Sihan had already half-opened his mouth and murmured:

"Grandma, this is the Western Paradise, isn't it?"

Lu Li was more polite and just emphasized four words:

"The palace in the sky, the palace in the sky..."

At this time, the goat looked around and said directly to the waiter next to him:

"You go out, don't come in unless we summon you."

There were twelve exclusive waiters in this large box. Of course, they must give priority to the guests' requests, so they all bowed slightly and then all left.

Lu Li and Ou Sihan looked greedily at the gorgeous night scene outside the window, even holding their breath. In their subconscious, they even felt that they were in a dream or fantasy, so they could see such a magnificent and majestic scene. , gorgeous and unparalleled scenery...

Therefore, they deliberately kept their breathing very soft, lest they make a louder sound and wake up from this dream, and they would never be able to return here again in this life.

After more than ten minutes, Ou Sihan breathed out and said:

"The Kingdom of God is really...really..."

At this time, he really needed to use one word to accurately describe his mood.

Unfortunately, I read too few books, and I couldn't even hold back the word "fuck".

Lu Li also sighed and said:

"Being able to see such a scenery is really a life worth dying for."

Even the goat was a little hungry at this time, so he and Fang Linyan took the two of them directly to the lobby to get food. Five minutes later, the two demons came back dully carrying two large plates piled high.

“There are even seven or eight ways to prepare chicken!!”

Ou Sihan, who likes eating chicken the most, murmured like Mrs. Xianglin.

Lu Li was also stunned:

"I've never seen so much fruit in my life!"

The most luxurious place to eat in their impression is the four-story wooden building called Taibai Pavilion. Among the dishes reported by the second brother, there are chicken, fish and pork knuckle, which are already top-notch dishes.

Ou Sihan knows very well that even if he is a big landowner with thousands of acres of land, if he wants to eat meat, he usually can only eat meat on the first or fifteenth day of the lunar month, because only during this time can meat be sold at the market.

Normally, if you want to entertain guests, it’s a farmer’s dish, with an extra tofu added to it, so the polite words in the countryside are:

Have you eaten? If you don't want to eat, go to my place to get some tofu rice.

Of course, the big landowners also had chickens and pigs, and they could kill their own meat to eat. But in that environment, in areas with underdeveloped supporting equipment, even though the output is high, the output is low. If you want to feed livestock on a large scale, there is simply no excess grain.

Even if someone really wants to engage in large-scale breeding, the cruel reality will teach him how to behave every minute. There is a saying that has long been circulated in rural areas: Those with a wealth of wealth and hair do not count.

The spread of chicken and swine fever in breeding farms in modern society will seriously damage the vitality, let alone the world of Journey to the West? Large-scale breeding was done at a high cost, and the plague killed all the livestock within three days.

As for Taoism and magical powers... there has never been a Taoist master to develop related veterinary products, and it is too late to make elixirs! You want me to study the business of serving beasts? Believe it or not, the master will fall out in seconds?

In this case, the two demons came to the dining area of ​​the buffet lobby and looked at the exquisite dinner plates, the lamps that emitted light everywhere, and the various delicious dishes placed around them. It's up to you to take it, and your nose will smell all kinds of strange fragrances... To be honest, even in dreams, there is no such scene.

Of course, it was time to feast. Ou Sihan's plate was filled with cold chicken, roasted chicken, braised chicken, mushroom stewed chicken, barbecue chicken skin, palm treasure, braised chicken feet, Orleans grilled wings... It looked like it Got into a fight with a chicken.

Lu Li, on the other hand, seemed much more reserved. At the beginning, he still maintained the attitude of just tasting it, until he saw the lychees piled next to him, his eyes immediately lit up.

Lychees were a rare thing at that time. The poem "When a red concubine rides on the red dust and laughs, no one knows that the lychees are coming" is very clear. Unless it is in the place of origin, otherwise you have to eat fresh lychees. That must be the status of the emperor's concubine.

And this is only transported to Chang'an. Lu Li, Ou Sihan and other humans/monsters usually live in arid desert places like Chechi Country in the Western Regions, so even the famous big monsters have only eaten a few of them in their lives. Only three times, and you can only share one with others.

Lu Li never dreamed that he could eat all-you-can-eat lychees in a certain place. If he brought up this topic with other monsters, they would definitely look at him with disdain, and the look in his eyes could express only one meaning:

"You're thinking shit!"

Under this situation, Lu Li made three trips in a row and ate four large plates of lychees before he breathed a sigh of relief. When Fang Linyan saw that it was troublesome for him to peel the lychees, he immediately called a waiter to help him peel them. .

After realizing this, Ou Sihan immediately taught himself without any instructions and called two waiters over. One helped debone the chicken feet, and the other peeled the shrimps for him.

Wait, why shrimp? Because Ou Sihan ate too much chicken, he felt a little sick... In the time that Lu Liqian went in to eat four large plates of lychees, this guy ate a dozen plates of chicken.

At first, Ou Sihan was afraid that eating too much would cost "Brother Xie" too much, but later he heard that this restaurant actually charges per head, so no matter how much you eat, the price is the same.

Ou Sihan was shocked again! (This is the Nth time I’ve been shocked since I came here). It seems that the boss of this God Realm doesn’t have a bright mind. The more you eat, the lower the price? What? Even the wine he drinks is like this! Wouldn’t that mean your pants would all fall apart?

Not only that, Lu Li was also shocked:

"What, isn't there a la carte service here? It turns out that the price is based on per person. No, no, no. There are so many weird and delicious foods. I happened to eat too many lychees, so I have to change my taste."

As the two big monsters gradually became familiar with the cafeteria, they could also feel that they were surrounded by a group of weak chickens (there are also a lot of wastes in the God Realm), so their mentality began to change quickly, and they began to increase their volume. eat.

After the waiter next to him brought a few drinks with a smile and asked the distinguished guests to try them, Che Chiguo Hebe and Che Chiguo's eyes immediately lit up and the door to a new world opened.

After Ou Sihan tried the chocolate fountain and ice cream hotpot next to it, he felt like he had not seen it for a long time. Only then did he realize that there is such delicious food in the world.

The buffet actually noticed that two big eaters (and country bumpkins) came to the VIP room, so they reported it to the top. Although the boss here is not a believer, he is very aware of the energy of the person who called him for a reservation. How terrible.

So he immediately issued a strict order, telling the waiters inside that they must meet all the reasonable requirements of the four distinguished guests. Of course, the unreasonable ones must also be met!

Therefore, this top-notch high-end buffet restaurant stayed open until two o'clock in the morning that night, and it was officially closed after operating over capacity for four hours.

At this time, Ou Sihan and Lu Li had already had enough wine and food. They were so drunk that they collapsed on the chairs in the reception room next to them and fell asleep, one tiger and one deer snoring like thunder.

Fortunately, the two guys are both big monsters and have profound knowledge. They will not show their true colors after getting drunk... and then they will be captured directly like the yellow-robed monster written in Journey to the West. A maid came to nibble on the raw meat.

After all, Fang Linyan thought it was pretty good that the two of them could hold it in without vomiting, so they probably wouldn't have the appetite to eat raw human flesh.

Obviously, the program arranged by Goat in the evening was ruined. Fortunately, the two demons will not leave immediately. It is expected that it will take at least two weeks for them to be corroded by the sugar-coated bullets of capitalism.

At this time, it was unrealistic to ask Hebe and Che Chiguo to move to the hotel. Fang Linyan called Evelina directly and arranged a five-star hotel in the building for them in ten minutes. presidential suite.

Evelina was also very thoughtful. After hearing that the guests were drunk, she also transferred four temple deacons who were "familiar with supernatural abilities" to come over, of course, to serve the distinguished guests.

The next day, the two demons of Che Chi and Guo slept until noon and did not get up until noon. They felt refreshed, so Goat arranged for them to go to a massage sauna and wash their feet.

After taking a bath, both Lu Li and Ou Sihan felt uncomfortable all over. The goat said curiously:

"What's wrong with you two? Are you not being well received?"

After hearing this, Lu Li hurriedly said:

"No no. "

Ou Sihan held it in for a moment, then said a little embarrassedly:

"Actually, it's like this. After we monsters transform into human form, it's just a superficial appearance. The real physical feelings are still reflected back by the original body. Soaking and rubbing in your bathhouse won't help anything. On the contrary, even the original body will be affected. It’s starting to itch.”

"It's just that here, if we show the prototype, we will be in a lot of trouble, right? So we can just find a place where no one is around and the two of us can take a dip."

After hearing this, the goat suddenly understood and laughed:

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. As long as the two brothers don't hurt anyone casually or talk after they discover the prototype, it will be fine."

Lu Liqi said:

"It should be okay if I found the prototype, but if this guy shows the prototype, I'm afraid he'll be in big trouble."

Lu Li's words were originally correct, and the experience of these two big monsters in the world of Journey to the West was also the same, especially Ou Sihan. After ordinary people saw them, they would either cry and run away, or go to get dung forks and hoes in fear. ....

The goat snapped his fingers and said:

"It's okay, I'll ask first and then talk."

After making a few calls, he quickly contacted a high-end pet club and explained the situation one by one. The other party actually agreed and then readily quoted a price and asked them to come over.

Lu Li and Ou Sihan were dragged into this high-end pet club in a daze by the goat. Of course, they had already recovered their demon bodies before arriving, and the goat also made an agreement with them (mainly Ou Sihan). You may have to do a few more mentally retarded moves.

Ou Sihan said that as long as someone can take good care of him to take a bath, it would be no problem even if he stroked his hair in public. He has never been taken a bath by someone in his life! (Beast body)

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