The First Evolution
Chapter 44 Silly Dog’s Opportunity
Obviously, if you want to evaluate the cost-effectiveness of this mission sent by Xu Kuan, it must be the lowest Z level. Not only is it extremely troublesome, but there is no reward, or the reward is to let you go freely.
Seeing Fang Linyan and others' expressions of embarrassment, Xu Kuan said with a smile:
"Is this task difficult? It doesn't matter. I am very considerate. There is really no shame in being poor."
Immediately afterwards, Xu Kuan smiled and said two tasks for them to do.
One mission was to escort the Little Knife Society's goods to Tianjin and take the canal route. The difficulty was relatively low, but if you calculated the distance, it would take four days, and there was no reward in the end.
One task is to go to the concession to pick up a batch of imported alchemy medicines. There is no time limit for this. Theoretically, it can be completed in two hours, but you can figure it out with your toes. The medicines will not be like picking up express delivery. , left there for you to pick up.
Of course, the cost-effectiveness of the three tasks is extremely low. Ahem, no, it should be completely cost-effective.
Moreover, this fat man directly gave you three options, which is enough reason and face. If you dislike these three tasks, then you are really disrespectful!
However, Fang Linyan was not an energy-saving lamp, so he directly winked at the goat.
The goat immediately stepped forward and said with a smile on his face:
"Mr. Xu, it's like this. The three tasks you mentioned are very reasonable and are what we should do. We definitely can't do that kind of disrespectful thing. As long as there is expertise in everything, we have to be careful. Think about it and see which task has the greatest confidence."
"Otherwise, it would be a small matter if we messed up things, but it would be a big deal if we missed Xiao Dao's meeting."
Xu Kuan nodded with a smile and said:
"Okay, then I'll give you time to discuss."
After hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but no one praised the goat for being so eloquent. This was just because the goat was not empty-handed when communicating with Xu Kuan, but quietly stuffed a roll of banknotes over, which was already Fang Linyan. I have more than 10,000 yuan left on me.
This money is actually a huge amount of money for anyone.
Being soft-handed and short-tongued, Xu Kuan got this extra income, and what Fang Linyan and the others asked for was not a big deal. A little buffer time was nothing, so they readily agreed.
The reason why Fang Linyan deliberately made this happen was, of course, to use the procrastination technique and wait and see before talking!
Because there are still four teams to choose from, especially the strongest team of men in trench coats.
Now that the Tigris Conjecture has been half opened, all the imprisoned teams have returned to the main plane, and the possibility of simply breaking out of the prison and escaping is still very high.
What if a team doesn't want to be led by the nose and directly falls out with the people from the Xiaodao Association? Isn't this opportunity coming?
The team that can enter this world must be well prepared. Once it takes action, it will definitely be a big move, and it will also attract the attention of the Little Knife Club.
Isn't this the opportunity for the legendary team to fish in troubled waters?
While Fang Linyan and the others were sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight, they suddenly heard a series of whining and whining sounds coming from the side, which were clearly coming from the dogs.
Several people were stunned by this:
"Dog? Where is the dog?"
However, Fang Linyan reacted immediately, and his reaction method was very unique. The first thing that flashed through his mind was the 1803-point Bisca data stream, and then he linked it to the yellow dog.
Fang Linyan immediately turned around and looked around. He suddenly felt that he was almost suffocated, his neck was being strangled violently, and he saw a scene that almost broke his heart.
It turned out that the old dog had always been quite spiritual and seemed to have the ability to sense danger. During the previous battle, it automatically ran to a safe place and hid.
Therefore, Fang Linyan didn't care about it. Presumably these space warriors who rushed in would not think anything wrong about a scumbag old dog with a combat power of five.
But what I didn't expect was that it was not a person who was interested in this old dog, but a toad! !
The key is that this toad is quite big, so big that almost all the space warriors present cannot afford to offend it.
Because, this spittoon-sized yellow mangy toad was the one that appeared on the shoulder of Fire Cloud Evil God before! !
At some point, this huge yellow toad actually squatted directly on the old dog, as if the old god was there, but it suppressed the old dog and whined non-stop, unable to move despite its efforts.
When Fang Linyan saw this scene, he suddenly became anxious:
Get down right now, that's a dog! Old dog, not a female toad! !
Brother, if it doesn't work out, I'll find you two young and beautiful little bitches. Ten young and beautiful female toads with lots of pustules on their skin are not non-negotiable!
Please show some respect for the elderly, let this old dog go and let go of my 1803-point Biskar data stream.
At the back, Fang Linyan was shouting at the top of his lungs:
Uncle Toad, Father Toad, Ancestor Toad! ! ! Please let me go! !
But he is still locked up in prison, and he is unable to do anything he wants to do.
At this time, Oumi suddenly glanced at Fang Linyan, and then said lightly:
"You seem very nervous? Did something happen?"
Fang Linyan felt bitter in his heart, thinking that of course something happened, and it was a big deal! But how can labor and management tell you this kind of thing?
As a result, after the old giant toad stepped on the old dog for two minutes, he suddenly opened his big mouth and bit the old dog's tail.
The mouths of all toads looked very big, and when this big toad opened its mouth, it showed an astonishing arc, and it actually swallowed the old dog's tail and most of its hind legs in one bite.
Although the toad has no teeth, the old dog already felt his miserable fate, so he wailed louder.
However, just after the toad held the old dog in its mouth for two seconds, it suddenly stiffened and spit it out. This was an excellent opportunity for the old dog to escape, but it was already paralyzed with fear. There seems to be a lot of shit and urine flowing there.
Seeing this scene, Fang Linyan suddenly understood the reason why the toad was vomiting. Was it a biochemical attack from the old dog?
What happened next was even more confusing to Fang Linyan. The toad no longer tried to swallow the old dog, but jumped in front of the old dog with a chirp and made a hoarse and unpleasant sound:
"Quack quack?"
Old dog:
"???Woof woof woof!"
A dog and a toad "quacked" and "woofed" at each other for more than ten seconds, and it seemed that the communication was successful.
Because the old dog didn't seem to be timid at all, he stopped his biochemical attack, got up from the ground, and then started running outside with his tail wagging.
Toad maintained the state of the old god's presence, letting the old dog trot in front, while he jumped forward every three seconds. Each time, the landing point must be next to the old dog, which looked very... Accurate.
The members of the Little Knife Club originally seemed to want to intercept the old dog, but when they saw the toad following him, they immediately entered a state of selective ignorance.
At this time, Huoyun Evil God was "feeling in love" and continued to squat beside him and watch the cave toad intently, turning a blind eye to the big toad's actions.
At this time, Fang Linyan and his group were a little idle, so the vulture secretly released an Eye of Kilrogg and followed them.
So a group of people saw: the old dog was running in front with its tail between its legs, and the fat toad seemed to be walking slowly, but in fact it was following closely. As a result, the two of them, oh no, one dog and one toad. He didn't run very far, maybe five or six hundred meters.
The old dog stopped, wagging its tail obsequiously around a pit, and then raised its head and barked at the toad from time to time.
The more everyone looked at it, the more they felt that the pit looked familiar, and then Fang Linyan suddenly realized in his heart, what was in this pit? All dead snakes! !
Everyone was fighting nervously before. When observing, only Fang Linyan seemed to have deserted and followed the old dog's ass around.
The old dog was smelling the snake in front, and Fang Linyan was behind to help catch it and kill the snake. Later, even Xingyi was led astray and joined in.
Less than half of the snakes they caught were eaten by the old dog, and the old dog dug a hole for the other half and prepared to bury them. It seemed that he was ready to dig them out and eat them later when he was hungry.
And what the old dog was showing the toad now was his previous snake-catching results - although in fact 99% of these snakes were caught by Xingyi and Fang Linyan.
The big toad came to the edge of the pit and lay there in a daze.
A smile appeared on Xingyi's lips at this moment, and he suddenly said:
"I understand, I understand everything."
Goat said:
"What did you understand?"
Xingyi said:
"I have carefully checked the species of snakes found by this old dog, and most of them are small red dragons and black eyebrows! And I have just checked the feeding habits of these two snakes. Compared with other snakes, they are relatively simple, with mice and Mainly frogs.”
"There are probably too many nicknames for snakes like the Little Red Dragon, so no specific information has been found. However, there are detailed statistics on snakes like the Black Eyebrow. From a young snake to an adult snake, it eats an average of forty-eight snakes. rats and eighty-two frogs of various sizes.”
"The reason why there are more frogs is because for snakes, frogs are much more difficult to catch than rats. And this dog has eaten several snakes before. Therefore, now we should be able to understand the relationship between this dog and this The story between the giant toads?"
When Xingyi said this, everyone immediately remembered the previous scene, but this time they couldn't help but fill in the voiceover.
A giant toad that looks on coldly at a bunch of stupid humans:
"Huh? Why is there such a strong and disgusting smell over there? Could it be that there are damn snakes that like to prey on my descendants?"
The old god is here, Ah Huang:
"These humans are so stupid. Labor and management are safe and I am harmless. You can continue to fight, and labor and management continue to watch the show."
Five seconds later, the big toad fell from the sky and directly pressed Wang Jiang, who had a strong snake smell on his body, to the ground:
"Death, you stupid snake family! I wonder why this snake has hair on its body? It's a pity that I can't see clearly because it doesn't move. No matter what, if you eat my descendants, I will eat you, This is called keeping the rich water from outsiders’ fields.”
Ah Huang wailed in despair:
"Labor and capital are not snakes, labor and capital are dogs! Does a snake have a long whip? Can a snake bark so coquettishly! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [a coquettishly."
Big toad:
"Okay, come on, the shit on this snake smells so strong, ah, its tail is wagging. Now I can see clearly, it turns out you are really a dog!"
Ah Huang:
"The smell of snakes on my body is because I just ate a lot of snakes, and I killed a lot of them to eat tomorrow. Get rid of your bastard, don't let me get in trouble!"
Big toad:
"I don't believe you ate a lot of snakes. I only heard that dogs eat bones."
Ah Huang:
"If you don't believe me, I will take you to see it. Do you dare to cut it together?"
Big toad:
"I'm afraid of nothing. Lead the way."
***
Ahem, in the face of mountains of (slightly exaggerated) irrefutable evidence (snake corpses), Ah Huang successfully established a deep friendship with this toad.
After all, both parties have a common hobby, that is, they like to see dead snakes.
The difference is that Huang likes the smell of dead snakes, while Toad simply likes to see another snake die.
After figuring this out, Xu Kuan's questioning of each team came to an end. The three previous teams, including the Arctic Circle, all chose to accept the punishment, and they should have communicated in a special way by this time. Almost all of them choose medication tasks.
After all, this task has the least restrictions in theory. More importantly, this task is also the most likely to balance public and private matters. You may be able to get some collapse points while assassinating.
However, when it was the turn of the windbreaker team, they actually gave another choice when faced with Xu Kuan's inquiry!
The man in the windbreaker stood up, took out something and shook it at Xu Kuan, and then put it back.
Xu Kuan was stunned for a moment, then looked a little unbelievable and stretched out his hand to ask for it. The man in the trench coat took out the thing, but simply slapped it into Xu Kuan's hand, as if he didn't want others to see it.
That thing is actually not big. Even a person with strong eyesight can only see that the thing is smaller than a palm. Xu Kuan seems to be giving the man in the windbreaker a lot of face, and he is covering up when looking at this thing. Then Xu Kuan said:
"Since you can get this thing, then it belongs to me, you can go."
The man in the trench coat was stunned. He obviously didn't expect that the final result would be like this. He probably didn't expect that the thing he took out would be so effective.
So he took a deep look at what was in Xu Kuan's palm, and then said to his men:
"let's go!"
***
At this time, the people in the Legend Team were already whispering:
"How about the vulture?"
"Did you get it? Did you get it?"
"Come on, I think you can do it."
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