The First Family of Tang Dynasty

Chapter 1

　　 In the summer of the eighth year of Zhenguan, in Lu Guogong's Mansion in Chang'an City of the Tang Dynasty, Cheng Chubi was looking up at the sky without any haze at an angle of forty-five degrees.

　　 The still refreshing gentle breeze whizzed over the Tang Chang'an city, but it couldn't affect Cheng Chubi's mood at this moment, standing still and feeling the impermanence of life.

　　 As the technical backbone of the township health center, I am enjoying the spicy hot pot happily. But I received a call from a remote village, and an old man broke his leg.

The medical equipment was sent to the health center to throw the Zongshen motorcycle, which was specially equipped by the technical backbone, and the accelerator slammed. In the eyes of the young nurse who sent the medical equipment, the three-wheeled motorcycle fluttered and drifted. Soared out of the hospital.

　　 It turned out that he was only less than two kilometers away from the hospital, and he was hit by a large cargo with a brake failure when he was about to turn into a mountain road.

　　 When he opened his eyes, he realized that this is no longer the country trails and mountain villages he was familiar with.

　　 is not a hospital ward full of the smell of August 4 disinfectant. Actually, it has already arrived at the Palace of the Government of Neilu in the city of Chang'an in Datang Zhenguan at the beginning of the eighth year.

　　 It’s not good to be reincarnated, but he reincarnated himself into the cheeky home of the famous old gangster in Datang’s warlord circle and Xungui circle.

　　 The young and old in the neighborhood of Chang'an City talked about Lingyan Pavilion's twenty-four heroes, and without a word, the thumbs were straight up.

　　 If you talk about someone in the Lingyan Pavilion's twenty-four heroes, hehe... that thumb that just turned up will instantly point down.

　　 "Treasure life and stay away from bulky goods." Cheng Chubi's eyes were moist, goodbye, upstairs and downstairs, light and telephone. Goodbye, my 5G mobile phone that just spent a month's salary to buy.

There is also my computer full of dry goods with four T hard drives, and my already supremely shining king of glory, and my beloved that I just prepared and haven’t eaten a few meals: Cheng’s secret hot pot base. …

　　 In any case, becoming a child of a senior national cadre, such a high starting point, really made Cheng Chubi, at the beginning of knowing his identity, that he wanted to eat and wait for a lifetime.

However, the nine-year compulsory education brought about the correct outlook on life, values ​​and world outlook, dedicated medical workers, members of the poverty alleviation work team in the township and township assistance team, and unearthly talented chefs who specialize in southern cuisine. Depraved thoughts.

　　I came to the great Tang Dynasty, so how can I do nothing? Cheng Chubi began to introspect himself.

　　 At this moment, a fluffy face approached, a pair of curious copper bells stared like that, and Cheng Chubi's face went dark.

　　 "Second brother? Your face, can you be farther away."

　　 Can you keep that hairy face away from me, do you know that the number of bacteria on male beards far exceeds the number of bacteria on dogs?

　　 "The third child, what are you looking at here?" The second brother Cheng Chuliang raised his head and looked around.

　　 "The second and third child, what are you looking at here?" The twin eldest brother Cheng Chumo also rushed over, and subconsciously raised his head to look at the sky. The same fluffy face, the same curious Tongling big eyes...

　　 Behind him, fourteen-year-old Si Cheng Chucun and eleven-year-old Wu Cheng Chuli also rushed over and raised his head in unison.

　　 "..." Cheng Chubi looked at the upturned faces around him, and a sense of superiority in IQ suddenly emerged.

　　 "Brothers, what are you looking at, watching the big bird?" He was only nine years old, and the old Liu Cheng Xia, who turned into a mud monkey after a few years after removing the fart curtain, also appeared...

　　 Looking at this big family full of rough men, Cheng Chubi lowered his head in silence and walked away silently.

　　 He felt that if he continued to stay like this, his IQ would be lowered to the same level.

　　 "The third child, the third child, what are you looking at?" The second brother Cheng Chuliang still held his head stubbornly, and called out loudly.

　　 Cheng Chubi sighed faintly, ignoring the five brothers. Flicking my sleeves, I left quietly without taking away a cloud.

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　　Chang'an City, in the palace, the skin wins snow, and the beautiful and gentle Empress Longsun stepped into the house, seeing her husband Li Shimin's expression a little solemn.

　　 "Erlang, what happened? I just saw Daochang Sun, Daochang Yuan and the extremely corrupt Lu Guozheng going out of the palace."

　　 "Hey, the third son of the Cheng family, a few days ago, I had a feast with the children from the honorable family, but only woke up after being drunk for two days. After waking up, nobody knew him anymore."

　　 "Lao Cheng asked the doctor Deng of Yongxingfang to see Cheng Chubi, but Lao Cheng almost got into a fight with the doctor."

　　 "Fight?" Empress Changsun's expression was a little strange. "Why is this?"

　　 Li Shimin stretched out his hand helplessly.

　　 "Doctor Deng said that Cheng Laosan had lost his mind. You don't know the temper of Lao Cheng's family. If it weren't for the presence of Wei Chigong and Qin Qiong at the time, I'm afraid..."

　　 The Empress Longsun quickly squeezed the corners of her clothes and set the gods for a long time. At last, there was no ignorance before the king, and she said in astonishment. "Doctor Deng is also a well-known physician in Chang'an, what he said like this..."

　　 "That's why Lao Cheng came to the palace to treat his father and emperor Daochang Sun, who was recuperating his body, and Yuan Daochang was also proficient in Qi Huang's technique and was dragged by him."

　　 "That day, at the banquet, several honorable heirs were there. And the kid from Ke'er also went, alas..."

　　 "If Cheng Chubi really doesn't get better from that kind of illness, I really don't know how many headaches I will have." At this point, Li Shimin couldn't help but smile.

　　 "Since Daochang Sun and Daochang Yuan are going together, maybe his illness can be cured..." Empress Changsun also comforted a little uncertainly.

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　　 Da Ma Jindao, sitting in the carriage, with a thick beard and a fierce expression, the middle-aged brawny Cheng Yao Jinzheng knows Daochang Sun, who is listening to the child's face, asks him.

　　 "Patients with heart failure have some unusual things. I wonder if General Cheng knows what's wrong with him?"

　　 "It's strange? Except for no one knows, it doesn't seem to be strange." Cheng Yaojin touched his thick beard like a steel pin, his expression was very tangled.

　　 "Oh, by the way, the youngest child doesn't want to use toilet chips or cloth towels when he goes to the hut today. He insists on rice paper, and says there is no paper pit and no sense of ritual."

　　 "Ritual, sense of ritual?" Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang, two well-known Taoist masters in the world, had green faces. It was so easy to maintain their expressions without losing their attitude.

　　 carrying his pants and going to a dirty place like the hut, he actually had to open his **** with the paper used by literati to record poetry and books. What a ritual sense of God...

　　 "Ahem...General Cheng, he has other strange things."

　　 Sun Daochang squatted his white long beard and settled down, thinking that this topic that would be smashed by tens of thousands of cultural figures and gentlemen in Chang'an City should be skipped.

　　 "What else can be abnormal? No one of my relatives in the family knows anymore, and there are some unbelievable sentences in my mouth."

　　 Yuan Tiangang interrupted. "Please give the military an example. He said something that makes the general incomprehensible."

　　 Cheng Yaojin rubbed his beard tangledly and sighed. "Old Cheng, I remember that the first sentence he woke up, he asked Lao Cheng what scene he was filming, and could he borrow his hand chicken to call the police..."

　　 "I have been playing birds all my life, and I have never heard of birds such as hand chickens. As for the telephone and the police, I was even more dazed by the call. But when I asked this kid, he denied it."

　　 "..." Yuan Tiangang looked dumbfounded. I have lived for decades, and I haven't heard any phone calls.

　　 Then he madly hinted at the same awkward Doctor Sun with his eyes.

　　 After making eye contact between the two Taoist masters, they both understood what the other person meant. The third son of Cheng was afraid that even if he was not mad, he should have a similar loss of soul.

　　 "I said, the two Taoist leaders, what are you doing in front of Lao Cheng? Why, can't you say something?"

　　 Cheng Yaojin on the side was directly unhappy. I asked you to come to see a doctor, not because you two are in agreement with each other.

　　 "..." The face of the two Taoist masters was black. But look at the murderous look of Cheng Old Pifu, whose cheeks are bulging and his face is covered with flesh.

　　 That's it, counsel...cough, just from the heart. UU reading www. uukahnshu.com, I and others, why should I be familiar with this famous court bully, noble gangster.

　　 "General Cheng Xiu was so nonsense. Pang Dao was thinking about it. After a while, I went to meet Linglang in what capacity he should face."

　　 "Sun Daochang said that since he doesn't think he is sick, then we must be very careful and observe from the side one or two before talking about other things."

　　 "Alright, You Lao two Taoist masters, my child is well, and the old Cheng will have a good return." Cheng Yaojin stretched out his black hairy hands and patted them heavily on the shoulders of the two.

　　 The steady and heavy power made the faces of the two foreigners pale...

　　 As soon as the carriage stopped at the gate of Lu Guogong's mansion, Cheng Yaojin saw Yuchigong riding his horse, pulling a carriage behind him.

　　 "Old Cheng, I'm here to deliver medicine to your third child." The black-faced burly man, Yu Chigong, jumped off the horse and raised his hand triumphantly.

　　 The guards behind him pulled the carriage to the front, and the two road leaders who had just got off the carriage shivered together. An adult bear and a colorful leopard were lying in the carriage at this moment.

　　 "Is this medicine?!" Sun Simiao squeezed his white beard again, inhaling like a toothache. Daoist Yuan Tiangang beside him also didn't understand.

　　 mighty and majestic, standing side by side with that Cheng Yaojin, it is like two sacred gods Yu Chigong stroking the dense beard proudly.

　　 "That's not it. Yesterday, I sent the doctor of Deng out of Lao Cheng's residence and asked whether this disease can be remedied in form? Old man Deng said it should work."

　　 "Isn't your third child guilty of heart failure? Then let's fill the shape with the shape, the big brothers, give him the whole pot of Xiongxinbaozigu, it will definitely work."

　　 "Hiss..." The two Taoist masters took a breath, and the corners of their eyes twitched.