The First Family of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 113: Why are you greet me 3 ways?
Inside the room, there was a sound. The trembling sound of your Majesty pulled out an s-shaped curve.
Oh, everyone outside the house had scalp exploded and got goose bumps all over.
I always feel that something very strange is happening inside.
"My lord, are you okay, my lord, do you want a slave and maid to come in and have a look?" the loyal **** couldn't help but whispered.
In an instant, there was the roar of the Supreme Emperor that was obviously very corrupt.
"Don't come in, whoever dares to come in, I will kill him!"
Hearing such an answer, everyone else couldn't help but shrank their necks, closed their mouths in disgrace, and squatted outside honestly.
Then came Cheng Saburo's voice again: "Master, you have to relax a little."
"Shut up, I don't need you to teach!"
"???" What happened inside? Why is the conversation here so weird?
After almost a cup of tea, the door was opened from inside.
Several eunuchs and Gong E turned their heads subconsciously and saw Cheng Saburo who was sweating. "Your Majesty let Father Zhongbao go in..."
The headed loyal old **** Stroke Cheng Saburo nodded slightly and entered the room with a boastful step, but the others hadn't moved yet.
Cheng Chubi closed the door tightly again.
"..."
The old **** Zhongbao entered the house, his expression could not help but be dazed.
He saw that the clothes looked very messy, the sweaty Majesty was dark, his legs were slightly separated into a figure eight standing on the side of the couch.
"Come here and arrange my clothes."
The loyal and loyal old **** restrained the Pentium mood, looked at his nose, and walked forward quickly, and walked to the front of His Majesty.
At the beginning, he cleaned up Li Yuan swiftly and skillfully, and the effort of dividing five by two, finally made Li Yuan once again neat and well-dressed.
"Well, you can withdraw too, the door doesn't need to be closed, this room is really too hot."
"Yes, the slave and maid retire." The old **** saluted respectfully, and retreated outside the house quietly and silently like a civet.
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The legs split, as if squatting on a horse stance, Li Yuan slowly sat on the edge of the couch, his eyes bulging, and he stared at Cheng Chubi viciously.
On the other hand, Cheng Chubi maintained a rigorous and solemn expression, facing this old and bad-tempered VIP patient.
"You have also done this check. How is my condition?"
"Report to the emperor, after... after inspection, the minister can confirm that the emperor is indeed prostatic enlargement."
"The prostate of a normal person is about this size, but your prostate is already swollen to this point..."
Cheng Chubi used gestures to tell Li Yuan about the data he had obtained through digital **** examinations.
"In addition, after inspection by the minister, the emperor's prostate has not yet deteriorated. Therefore, surgery as soon as possible is the best choice."
"Deterioration? How far can this gonorrhea worsen?" Li Yuan was a little confused, he was so bad that he could not live as good as he died, and could worsen.
"I mean, this enlarged prostate may also cause cancer. Once cancerous, even if it is removed, it will not save your life."
Li Yuan rubbed his forehead, always feeling that Cheng Laosan's words made people unable to understand.
But at least it probably means that I understand it, and I can cut it now, so I cut it off quickly.
Otherwise, I will cut it later, I am afraid that even if it is cut, it will be dead.
"Well, this matter, I will listen to you, when can I do it?" Li Yuan stroked the white long beard. At this moment, he was already a little impatient.
"If the emperor is eager to perform an operation, he will have to wait at least three days. In these three days, the emperor needs to take the medicine according to this prescription..."
"After that, I will go to the Taoist Temple of Taoist Master Sun Simiao to do it."
When I heard that I was going outside for surgery, and when I thought about the examination that Cheng Chubi had just done for myself, my whole body was not well.
Li Yuan didn't want to lose face and went outside the palace, and categorically rejected this proposal.
"No, just do it in our Da'an Palace."
"If you want the minister to perform surgery on you in the Da'an Palace, you need to set up a suitable operating room and ward here. I am afraid that it will take a few more daylight scenes..."
Li Yuan frowned, his gaze fell on Cheng Chubi who was talking about it.
"Now that I am tortured by this gonorrhoea every day, life is worse than death. Can't I be faster?"
Looking at Li Yuan's haggard old face and his gaze full of eagerness to survive, Cheng Chubi happily came up with a solution.
"This...or else, the minister will give you a urinary catheter first, which can ensure that the emperor will not be tortured by frequent urination and urgency before the operation."
"??" Li Yuan looked at Cheng Chubi, lowered his head, glanced at the crotch, and then at Cheng Chubi.
His face was dark again, and he always felt that there was a problem with this kid's inspection and technique, and he was greeted by three ways to himself.
Seeing the unhappy expression of the Supreme Emperor Li Yuan, Cheng Chubi was also very tired.
Who caused you to have such a three-way disease, can I still treat your foot disease first, but can't cure eye disease from the mouth?
"...Come on, how do I do it?"
"Well, the emperor, you have to take off your clothes again. UU reading www.uukavanshu.com"
"!!!"
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Father Zhongbao once again received the emperor's verbal order, entered the door and closed the door.
With the help of this loyal eunuch, plus the shame already.
Now that they are all beginning to break the jar, Li Yuan, who has obviously let go of a lot of cooperation, has also followed.
Therefore, inserting the urinary tube is much easier than the previous digital **** examination.
When I heard the sound of urine jets coming from the special urinal, I felt that my abdomen, which seemed to be stagnant forever, gradually relaxed.
Li Yuan's eyes were red, and even the tears that filled his eyes almost dripped with the rush of urine.
What a blessing to be able to pee freely...
Yes, the whole person seems to have relaxed even the soul, and the pain that has tortured me for years is miraculously no longer hindered...
Even after he arrived, Li Yuan was still intoxicated and gave a urinary tremor that had become very strange in his physical memory.
When Cheng Chubi bid farewell to Li Yuan, he was already relaxed physically and mentally, and Li Yuan was so happy that he wanted to shed tears.
I dare not say that Cheng Chubi's attitude was one hundred and eighty degrees, but at least there had to be a change of one hundred fifty and sixty degrees.
"These medicines, I will take them on time, and my surgery can be performed in this Da'an Palace. If you lack anything, just speak to the emperor..."
"Well, Zhongbao, you go and send Cheng Saburo personally."
When Cheng Chubi left the Da'an Palace, although he lost a catheter, he still had two special urinals.
But there is an extra handle in the hand, a jade made of fine suet jade.
As soon as he left the palace gate, Cheng Chubi swept his eyes subconsciously. I saw it, under the big tree, the patron saint of ants standing with his head and hands down.
"..."
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