The First Family of Tang Dynasty

　　 Cheng Chubi hahaha. "You want to hear the story of three old white-bearded grandpas eating children in the middle of the night, right?"

　　 Old sixth's face was green, his head shook into a splash drum, and the fourth and fifth on the side frowned and grinned.

　　 Seeing Lao Liu stunned, Cheng Chubi coughed seriously, what kind of story would he tell?

　　 Cheng Chubi suddenly had an idea, and thought of a joke that he had used to make a smile before he crossed over with a pair of cute and delicate little nurses with squinting eyes.

　　 "I will tell you an interesting story. Someone asked Wang Erxiao to cut a tree by the river and accidentally dropped an iron axe into the river. He burst into tears.

　　 Suddenly, an old voice came from the water: ‘My child, did you drop a golden axe?’

　　Wang Erxiao shouted into the water: ‘No. ’

　　 The voice in the water said again: ‘Then you dropped a silver axe?’

　　 The second elementary school said no again. At this moment, an old **** with an iron axe on his forehead floated in the water, his face covered in blood, and roared with a dark face: So you really are the **** who cut me!..."

　　As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Chubi was happy on his own and laughed heartily: "Hahaha, it's so funny..."

　　 "???" The three younger brothers looked dumbfounded, where is the point of laughter? How can we not feel it.

　　 "...Third brother, shouldn't he be crazy again?" Cheng Laowu stretched out the corner of Cheng Lao Si's clothes, his eyes confused.

　　 Cheng's fourth eldest hurriedly stretched out his hand and put it in front of his mouth, indicating that the two brothers should not talk nonsense, so as not to provoke the third brother to get sick.

　　 When Cheng Chubi put aside his smile, he looked at the three quiet brothers in front of him, looking at him with a dull expression, and he couldn't help but feel a little dazed. "Don't you find it funny?"

"Hahaha, it's funny, isn't it five and six, what are you doing stupidly, isn't it funny?" Cheng Laosi's laugh seemed so dull and boring, and he looked at his two younger brothers. Crazy hint.

　　 "Hahaha, yes, yes, so funny, third brother is amazing." Cheng Laowu said weakly.

　　 "Hahaha, the third brother is awesome, the third brother is good at telling jokes?" Cheng Laoliu said guiltily, and suddenly felt that he should not encourage the two brothers to steal the syringe from the third brother. The third brother is too pitiful.

　　 "Brother Brother, we interrupted you to take a nap, you should rest quickly, we are going out to play, Brother Brother, you have to get better soon."

　　 "To the third brother, wait for you to get better, then tell us a joke."

　　 Seeing these three little fart children so hypocritically perfunctory themselves and rushed out of the room like a ghost, Cheng Chubi was in a bad shape.

　　 What the **** is going on, where is the problem? Such a funny joke, they didn't have any normal reaction, it was too unscientific.

　　 Perhaps it is because the children of this era have insufficient comprehension ability and need to be improved. In addition, their speech skills need to be more interesting and lively.

　　 For example, you can write, draw, and paint, supplemented by words, just like when you are a substitute for a village central elementary school, so that children can intuitively feel their own expressions.

　　 Yes, it must be so. Cheng Chubi suddenly palmed his hand with a boxing punch. It seems that the next time he tells a story, it is best to prepare a small blackboard, so that it can be more vivid.

　　 Outside the door, in the corner, three heads squeezed together, they are spying on the movement in the house.

　　 "What is the third brother doing?"

　　 "I don't know, I will be happy and sad for a while, still talking to myself, what a poor third brother, I haven't recovered from the illness for such a long time."

　　 "What the **** the third brother just said, why can't I hear anything funny."

　　 "Well, the third brother who used to be so humorous and talkative, now he can't even tell a joke, it's so pitiful..."

　　 "Three brothers took so many medicines, even Xiong Xin Leopard gall, but now the disease is not completely cured, or else, the other formula that father said before, how about we try it for the third brother?"

　　 "What formula."

　　 "Wolf-hearted and dog-lung soup."

"real or fake?"

　　 The fifth old man faced the confused eyes of the fourth and sixth brothers, and his expression was triumphant and authentic.

"Of course it is true. You forgot. When King Shu and Brother Fang sent the wolf corpse that day, Dad said he wanted to chop up the black-faced Laohou's dog, and took his lungs to stew a wolf-hearted soup. ."

"Yes, yes, I heard it at the time, and I can testify." The sixth one hurriedly replied, and by the way, he squeezed an ant that dared to climb on his leg viciously. Next time I will clean up your whole family. Major things are to be done, and I also have to contribute my own strength to the third brother’s illness.

　　 Cheng Lao Si nodded seriously. "Okay, since Dad said, then we are all brothers of the third brother, as the so-called brothers are united, and Qili breaks gold. We also have to help a bunch of third brothers, I remember that there is a pickled wolf heart at home, but No dog lungs."

　　 "Fourth brother, I have money, let's buy it to treat the third brother." For the third brother's younger brother, the fifth is also very enthusiastic.

　　 "Okay, let's go and buy more. By the way, I don't know if the dog's heart can be useful. By the way, I can buy some of the dog's heart and liver."

　　 "No problem, let's go, I'm afraid the market won't sell it late..."

　　The family of Cheng's Mansion watched with a bewildered expression as the three sons hurried out of the mansion, hurriedly talking about horrible topics in excitement.

　　 The news that several young boys from Cheng's family went to the market to buy dog ​​lungs and made wolf heart and dog lung soup to treat their third brothers. The news spread across the whole market in an instant.

　　 The neighbours in the neighborhood were deeply moved by the brotherhood of the Cheng family, and at the same time, they also got a definite answer to the news that the youngest Cheng is still in a madness.

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　　 Cheng Chubi had just finished introspecting himself, and he lay back on the couch and waited for Zhou Gong’s call. As a result, he heard another noise coming from outside the house.

　　 Cheng Chubi's face went black directly, so it's so special that people won't take a lunch break. Turned over and sat up, strode to the door, and slammed the door open.

　　 Standing outside the door, Li Ke, who was about to knock on the door, and Fang Jun, who stood behind him, both looked at their faces stubbornly, UU reading www. uukanshu.com is a murderous Cheng Chubi.

　　 The two looked at each other tremblingly. Damn it! Isn't Cheng Laosan sick?

　　 Cheng Chubi did not expect that it was not the three little kids, but these two, who barely squeezed a smile.

　　 "I didn't expect His Royal Highness Shu to come personally, I, um, Caomin, minister..." Cheng Chubi was a bit confused, how he should claim to be, this is a big question.

　　 Li Ke's eyes twitched and he grinned. "Brother Chubi, don't do this. Brother did it, I apologize to you here. Xiongtai shouldn't make a living like this."

　　 "Brother De said it is extremely true, our brothers have never paid attention to those things." Fang Jun nodded from the side, with a serious expression on his face.

　　 Cheng Chubi could only rest his mind about the lunch break, and invited the two to enter the house. Before sitting down, Fang Jun couldn't wait to be authentic. "Brother Chubi, have you heard that all the other three injured are sick."

　　 As a professional doctor who saves the world and practises medicine virtuously, Cheng Chubi was silent for a while before sighing. "It's a pity, if they can believe me that day, at least the chance of surviving will be much higher."

　　 Li Ke got up and said with a polite gesture towards Cheng Chubi. "At the old banquet, the younger brother made the party, but he did not expect that he caused Brother Chubi to drink too much and fell into a coma for several days."

　　 "These days, my little brother, I have been thinking behind closed doors. Today I finally have a chance to come and apologize to Brother Chu Bi..."

　　 "Yes, Brother Weide has been confined in the house by his father, and he came out today." Fang Jun corroborated by the side.

　　 "What does it mean to come out?" Li Ke, the handsome and powerful King of Shu, turned black. Am I a dog?

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