The First Family of Tang Dynasty

Concubine Yuwen bit her lip, not knowing for a while whether she should go along with her husband.

At this time, Li Yuan, who squinted his eyes comfortably, continued.

"Nine times out of ten, it's the little girl from the Taiyuan Wang family who took Luoyang as the land of Bingzhou and provoked that kid."

"Husband is right. Although Cheng Saburo is not very conscientious, he is not a person who likes to cause trouble."

"It's just that, as long as someone provokes this kid..."

Having said that, Concubine Yuwen was embarrassed to continue. More importantly, since Xue Wancheqing's family was ill and needed to go there for treatment, he should also go.

Can't it take you three little dolls to lead the way? After Li Shimin clarified his thoughts on aid based on the experiences of those who had come here.

His eyes swept across the three young men again.

"What kind of disease do you think Xue Wanche's family is suffering from?"

Li Ke hurriedly said. "Brother Chubi said it was called female phobia."

"Fophobia?" Li Shimin took a deep breath, his whole body was not well.

What kind of strange disease name does this special girl have?

"Cheng Saburo, you'd better explain clearly to this old man."

Hearing Li Shimin's brewing anger, Cheng Chubi naturally did not dare to neglect and quickly explained.

"Uncle must also know that General Xue San is in his early thirties now, but he has not yet married, because he is suffering from this strange disease."

"So I am very unwilling to approach the opposite sex, and I am even very disgusted with the opposite **** approaching him.

Not to mention, he doesn't want to communicate with the opposite **** at all. "

"For this reason, General Xue introduced him a lot of marriages, but they were all rejected by General Xue San."

"General Xue came to ask my little nephew a few days ago, and I want my little nephew to check with General Xue San.

Let's see if General Xue San has a hidden disease, which makes him unwilling to contact women..."

With Cheng Chubi's explanation, not only Zhao Kun and Li Shimin who heard the story for the first time.

Even Li Ke and Fang Jun heard a lot of gossip about Xue Wanche that Brother Chubi had not leaked before.

Li Shimin's expression was no longer stiff and gloomy at this moment, and he heard such gossip about his subordinate generals.

It really made him almost laugh out loud. Before, he had also made up his mind to introduce a good marriage to Xue Wanche.

As a result, Xue Wanche declined on the grounds that he wanted to work hard to make achievements on the battlefield, and he really had no time to take care of his family.

In General Xue's mansion, apart from a few old mothers over fifty years old, there was not a single person of the opposite **** under the age of fifty.

What's more, the murderous General Xue San on the battlefield is actually afraid of those weak women who can't help themselves.

As long as he meets a strange woman, he will definitely hide as much as he can, and hide as much as he can.

"It is for this reason that the little nephew came up with a method called desensitization therapy to solve General Xue San's pain."

Although Li Shimin was in high spirits, he couldn't pull his face all of a sudden, but he still habitually raised his own doubts.

"Desensitization therapy, does it have something to do with an unscrupulous place like a brothel?"

When Cheng Chubi heard Li Shimin's words, he almost laughed out loud and said, "You don't think it's serious, so why don't you decree to shut down this kind of illegitimate place?"

Of course, just thinking about it, it is not what his junior should do to confront the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in person.

"Uncle, what you said is wrong. Since any kind of thing exists, it must have its value and reason."

"For example, the brothel, perhaps in the eyes of my uncle, is an indecent place.

Valley

But in the eyes of some singles... ahem, bachelors, that's where they learn and understand how to get along with the opposite sex. "

Hearing Cheng Chubi's rebuttal, Li Shimin's face darkened again, and his tone was very unkind and authentic.

"Then the three of you go there to learn and understand, experience it yourself, and go back and teach Xue Wanche, right?"

"No no no, absolutely not, after we went there.

Just looking for an experienced guy who knows how to deal with men.

A woman who knows how to communicate with what kind of man... "

Cheng Chubi finally didn't mention the term female driver this time.

"Then, ask this woman to desensitize General Xue Wanche."

"..." Li Shimin smacked his lips and looked at the serious Cheng Chubi in front of him, always feeling that this kid was talking nonsense.

Li Ke, who was beside him, saw his father's suspicious expression and eyes, and quickly interrupted.

"Father, my son can testify that the woman that Brother Chubi went to Goulan to find was indeed specially treated for General Xue San."

Li Shimin stroked his long beard, let's just trust them for a while, anyway, if we go back and check, we'll know if they lied.

"Let's put this matter on hold for now and wait until the old man asks Xue Qing's family. If you dare to talk nonsense, hehe..."

Cheng Chubi quickly made a statement. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

"Don't worry, uncle, how could my little nephew dare to talk nonsense in serious matters."

"But uncle, don't ask General Xue San directly. He doesn't know his own illness."

"Okay, don't bother the old man with these little shit."

Li Shimin waved his hand impatiently, and then looked at the three little dolls who had leaked out, and laughed.

"Today, the old man called the three of you here, but it's not for this..."

"..." Cheng Chubi, Li Ke and Fang Jun looked at each other. What the **** does this mean?

Could it be that His Majesty did not call the three of them here for this matter, so what else could it be for?

#####

Li Shimin couldn't help laughing when he saw the three young men with their dazed appearances.

"Zhao Kun, bring the tortoise that has been taken with the golden pill that can prolong life and make people become immortals."

In a small amount of time, a bright hollow bronze turtle with a passage of Tao Te Ching engraved on its back.

Zhao Kun, with a smirk on his face, was carried over and placed on the floor in front of the desk.

The three young people Cheng, Li, and Fang stared blankly at this familiar tortoise.

"Why don't you talk? Come, tell me, what the **** is going on."

Li Shimin looked at Cheng Chubi with a half-smile but asked.

"Uncle, this is a... turtle."

Cheng Chubi wiped the stinky sweat on his forehead and said with a reluctant smile.

It seems that the hall of nectar is indeed hot enough, otherwise how could I sweat.

"I heard that this turtle was headed by the servants of the old Cheng family on the grounds that the third son of the Duke of Lu was very curious about the spirit turtle."

"The turtle that was mentioned by the former Sui and Sui Emperor Wen was taken away, but within a few days, the turtle was sent back by Cheng Sanlang.