The First Family of Tang Dynasty

, the fastest update of the first family of the Tang Dynasty! "Wuji, what's wrong with you? Your brows are so tightly wrinkled, but what's wrong?"

Facing the caring eyes cast by His Majesty and his sister, Zhangsun Wuji forced a smile, and just as he was about to speak, he felt something pop out from below.

"Tom tom tom... squeak..."

Li Shimin and Empress Zhangsun and their husbands and wife were stiff in place, all bowed their heads in unison, and then looked at Zhangsun Wuji with disbelief.

Changsun Wuji's face instantly turned purple, then gradually turned green, and then turned into a frightened gray-white again.

"...Your Majesty, Rong Wuji goes to clean his hands first."

With a face full of horror, he turned around and ran staggeringly into the distance. He wanted to run faster, but he had to control his sphincter muscles.

"Master, wait for me..." Seeing his master running awkwardly while unbuttoning his belt, the eldest Sun Zhongping was also taken aback and hurried to catch up.

Leaving Li Shimin and Empress Changsun standing dumbfounded in the wind in the yard of Huangzhuang.

And Zhao Kun and Hu Shanggong, who were standing not far behind them, were almost amused by the eldest grandson's foreign appearance.

"What's going on here?" Li Shimin wiped his face vigorously, and his eyes fell on General Lu, the general of the inner guard who continued to take care of the eldest Sun Wuji here.

This General Lu was not much better, and he was also confused at the moment.

"Your Majesty, I don't know, but today has been fine. Uncle Zhangsun has a good appetite, and there is nothing wrong with him."

"..." Li Shimin smacked his mouth, thinking of the wonderful voice from the virtual palace that just didn't look like a normal person leaving the virtual palace.

Could it be that Changsun Wuji's secret disease has been committed again? But the problem is, shouldn't it be impossible to get out of the dark disease?

Listening to the voice of the virtual palace, it clearly feels like a precursor to the dwindling.

This made Li Shimin think of a new possibility. Could it be that his beloved son-in-law whose heart is not much wider than a needle's eye.

Before leaving this place, he did something unethical, so that Wuji, who had never dealt with him, would not be able to suffer?

Hmm... Just when Li Shimin was lost in thought, Empress Changsun, who was beside him, also looked strange and looked at her husband subconsciously.

That expression, that look, it seems that the husband and wife are thinking of going together.

"Tell me, what happened when Cheng Saburo left?"

Li Shimin gently patted the back of his beloved wife's hand, showing Empress Zhangsun to be calm and calm, and asked General Lu calmly.

"Your Majesty, I didn't find out what happened to Cheng Saburo."

General Lu froze in his heart. After thinking about it for a long time, he could only answer honestly.

"...Then what did he do, or what did he say?"

"Oh, when Cheng Sanlang left, he told Uncle Zhangsun to let him eat lightly, not to eat a lot of meaty food."

"It is said that eating too clear and strong these days, eating too greasy and easy to get sick."

"Uncle Changsun ate lard cake, braised pork, and half a roast chicken today..."

"..." Li Shimin and Empress Changsun looked at each other and sighed helplessly, "Well, what else can I say, it was clearly Wuji who asked for it himself.

Changsun Wuji was squatting on the toilet at the moment, tears streaming down his face, he looked up at the ceiling, his stomach felt like a rebellion.

The intestines, which were struggling to move, made strange screams from time to time, and together with them was the sound of a fountain resounding in the barrel.

The eldest Sun Zhongping silently looked at his master whose eyes were red and groaned in pain, and couldn't help stamping his feet and scolding.

"Cheng Saburo, you bastard!"

"???" Changsun Wuji looked at Changsun Zhongping in astonishment. "What, did you see what he did in the food?"

The eldest Sun Zhongping quickly shook his head in denial.

"That's not true, but the villain thinks that if Cheng Saburo doesn't remind the master.

Maybe you can eat less, sir, and you won't be able to pull so much..."

"..." The eldest grandson Wuji blinked, hey, there's some truth to what he said, if it wasn't for that little **** giggling.

Maybe I won't be so rebellious, and I can really endure a mouth when I eat.

"This bastard, this old man and him, chi chi chi..." Before he could finish his words, he leaked like a spray...

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun waited for a long time before they saw Changsun Wuji with an ugly face again.

He was just dying, he sat down with a forced smile, and chatted a few words.

Zhangsun Wuji once again held his belly and ran away.

"I didn't expect that the son-in-law of Chu Bixian didn't show any monsters this time, but Wuji himself..."

Empress Changsun raised her hand to support her forehead, which was really a headache, but at any rate, the elder brother didn't have to travel far and wide, and he was afraid of pulling his stomach a little, which could be regarded as a lesson for him.

After Changsun Wuji returned to Luoyang, he was imprisoned in the palace to recover from illness. It is said that because of his serious condition, Cheng Saburo personally went to treat this uncle Changsun.

It is said that he cut a knife on the body of the eldest grandson who made a big mistake again. uukanshu. com also said that the eldest grandson of the country still committed an anorectal-related disease.

After hearing the news, all the important court officials who knew the inside story could not help but be vigilant. You don't have to think about it, it must be that the eldest grandson Guoji's severe constipation has been committed again.

I just didn't expect that his condition would be so serious that it was not solved by medicine and stone.

Cheng Sanlang actually asked Cheng Sanlang to personally take action and open his stomach to take out the stone (this is not a fake word, over-dried excrement, also known as bezoar.

By the way, I would like to remind everyone that this thing is not the same type as Niuhuang Goubao. It is worthless, has no medicinal value and has no collection value. )

In the face of such recurring dark and chronic diseases, it seems that everyone should pay attention. After all, a considerable part of the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty are elderly.

When I was young, I ate hasai, and when I was middle-aged, I didn't pay attention to recuperation, so I would have gastrointestinal diseases more or less.

In particular, related dark diseases such as hemorrhoids and **** secretions caused the sales of Nakaisailu in the Cheng's Pharmacy to increase by nearly 50%.

Moreover, most of the people who came to purchase this drug were the servants of the dignitaries.

But for these, it can't attract the attention of Cheng Sanlang, who now regards money completion as a number.

At this moment, his eyeballs fell on the one in front of him that was already in the heat, and gradually expanded, and the bottom of the basket was already off the ground.

Fortunately, the cables on all sides were tightly trapped, so that the hot air balloon would not take off.

On the side, Li Ke's handsome face, like a crown of jade, was already red and purple at the moment, and he kept reaching out and scratching Fang Jun beside him.

"It's so big, so round, and it can still fly."

"Brother De, can you be more honest with your hands, and if you have the ability to scratch Brother Chubi, don't keep scratching me."