The First Family of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 307: Grandpa, look, there is a **** bear with a stupid head!
Cheng Chubi blankly looked at His Royal Highness who was looking at his prince eagerly, and almost subconsciously flew past.
"You mean, pick-up skills?"
"Why did Brother Chubi say this? What else is picking up girls?" Li Chengqian looked at Cheng Chubi in a daze.
"Well, don't worry about a certain vocabulary, I know what you mean, but you have to let me think about it first..."
Cheng Chubi rubbed his eyebrows a little bit squeakyly, especially mother, let Lao Tzu, a straight steel man who has collected countless good people's cards, teach you to pick up girls?
Haha...I will help you collect the good person card. This can be provided, but how to fall in love...
Cheng Chubi's expression became very serious, and the burly and majestic Cheng began to maintain the posture of a thinker and fell into deep thought.
Li Chengqian on the side saw Cheng Chubi's rare serious expression, and he couldn't help but beat a drum in his heart.
Fortunately, I still have a friend who can ask. You can know how to get along well with a woman by looking at Brother Chubi's expression. It is really not easy to get along with a woman.
Cheng Chubi thought about it for a long time, nothing else, although he lacks practical experience, he has read countless movies at any rate, huh...
This is not the point, the point is that what I admire are all serious and pure love movies, very pure ones.
Therefore, I don’t know how men and women should get along more harmoniously when they are wearing clothes, of course, if they are brothers.
If one meal is not enough wine, then two meals will always be able to drink emotions.
As for the movie and TV dramas that cried out that I love you, you don't love me, and the **** essence of romance, Cheng Chubi has also watched with the girls.
But I really don’t understand how the brains of those characters grow. If you love, please go back to each house if you don’t love it. How good is it to find each mother?
The directors one and two are also insidious and spoiled, as if to prevent the young men and women from getting more bumpy, there is no way to delay more than an hour.
Every time the girl next to her wiped her red eyes, she snuggled up and looked at Cheng Chubi pitifully when she said that she was so moved that she was about to cry.
Cheng Chubi always feels that this girl has a pit in her head, can't you see that the director is not giving a new word to force her to express her sorrow?
There are also those male and female protagonists whose skin is so polished that they even lack pores, but their acting skills are not enough, and the acting is so coquettish, you can all be touched, huh...
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When he looked up, he saw Li Chengqian who was staring at him, Cheng Chubi smashed his mouth and had an idea.
I don't know much about women's psychological activities, but some people understand that, no, some people are women, such as the strange woman who likes to pretend to be fierce.
Cheng Chubi's mind suddenly flashed like that charming and wise woman Wu Mei.
The woman who can be the only female emperor in history, and the woman who can pack the world's men around her baton, she at least knows herself well.
The corners of Cheng Chubi's mouth raised up confidently, and he happily moved towards Li Chengqian.
"What is the character of that girl Su?"
Li Chengqian replied without thinking about it. "My mother said that Miss Su has a gentle and virtuous personality, which is very similar to my mother..."
Cheng Chubi almost laughed out loud. I saw your father. He was not the same as an honest and honest baby, but is that the truth?
"Have you not seen it with your own eyes?" Cheng Chubi, the honest and honest baby, asked again.
Seeing Li Chengqian shook his head sadly. "Before, the mother and queen had arranged it, but at that time, there were too many men and women, and the little brother didn't care too much."
"Huh?..." Li Chengqian's eyes lit up suddenly, staring at Cheng Chubi firmly.
"What do you mean by your highness for a long time? If you have something to say, it's okay."
Cheng Chubi always felt that the prince's eyes were very sneaky. He twisted his neck uncomfortably.
He always felt that his expression was like he wanted to hang a pot on Cheng's back, and Cheng Chubi quickly reminded him in time.
"His Royal Highness, don't mess around, let alone ask the minister to help you see your daughter-in-law, maybe I will let your father give a discount on my legs before I get to Su Mansion."
Li Chengqian couldn't help sighing slightly sadly. "How can my father be so unreasonable."
"I said your Highness, you really have this idea?" Cheng Chubi took a breath.
"His Royal Highness, let's say it's better to be serious, so let me compile a guide for you on how to get along with women."
"Strategy?" Li Chengqian looked at Cheng Chubi in a daze.
"It's almost the same as the art of war." Cheng Chubi raised his hand and gestured blindly. "For example, "The Art of War" teaches people how to win on the battlefield."
"And "Love Strategy" is to teach your Royal Highness how to win the hearts of women..."
Cheng Saburo was so confident that he looked at the spittle stars flying across.
Li Chengqian swallowed the star, faintly feeling that this guy was bragging.
But I couldn't find any evidence, not to mention the only one I could ask for help.
"I said Xiongtai, calm down, do you really have a way?"
The corner of Cheng Chubi's mouth raised, his eyes sharp as a knife.
"Hehe... I'm not underestimated, don't worry, within three to five days, I will give you a guide to ten thousand words."
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On the day of rest, Cheng Saburo, who was as industrious as a bee, rushed into the palace again~www.wuxiaspot.com~, carrying a heavy bag and taking firm steps.
Walking on the cleared road, there is not much snow on both sides of the road, because spring is coming soon.
It was because Te Niang's wind was a bit strong and her face hurt. Cheng Chubi simply put on the bear fur coat and covered her face tightly.
Continue to babble and babble towards the Temple of Ganlu.
There was still some distance from the Ganlu Temple, and Cheng Chubi had already heard the familiar and cheerful laughter of Li Mingda, the lovely and intelligent princess.
Laughter with powerful contagion is very pleasing.
"Grandpa, how come Brother Cheng hasn't come yet?" Li Mingda, who had been running on the porch for a long time, stopped and looked into the distance.
Pushing this energetic granddaughter, Li Yuan, who was panting, leaned on the pillar and laughed. "Don't worry, that kid must not dare not come."
"Huh? Grandpa, grandpa, look, there is a **** bear with a stupid head!" Li Mingda suddenly brightened his eyes and pointed to the front.
The loyal guards of Ganlu Temple: "..."
Datang Supreme Emperor Li Yuan. "???"
As soon as he raised his hand, Cheng Chubi, who wanted to greet him, turned black into the bottom of the pot. Where is Lao Tzu like a black bear?
Cheng Chubi quickly pulled off the fur hat, revealing his heroic face, but his face was a bit dark.
"His Royal Highness, it's a minister!"
"Brother Cheng San!" Li Mingda, who was far away, widened his eyes and suddenly giggled, only his short legs had just moved away.
He was picked up by the agile Li Yuan. "Don't go over here, you guys, it's all snow underneath. It's not good if your shoes get wet."
"Cheng Laosan was so stunned, he didn't come over quickly."
"..."
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