The First Family of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 81: No one understands this disease better than me, no one
"This..." Yuan Tiangang saw Cheng Chubi's expression, he was also helpless, and turned his head to look at Sun Simiao.
There was a frantic exchange of eyes between the two Taoist leaders, and it seemed that this kid didn't understand what is called gonorrhea.
What should we do, let's withdraw now?
Maybe his brain hasn't fully recovered yet and he doesn't understand us these advanced medical terms.
How about giving him something simple?
OK, you come...
Cheng Chubi saw two Taoist chiefs with beards and eyebrows. For a long time, they changed to Sun Simiao and said.
"Chu Bi Xian Nephew, this gonorrhea is the frequent urination, but it is not smooth, and the leaching is not clear, so it is called gonorrhea..."
Cheng Chubi finally exhaled in relief.
"I see, and I often have the urge to urinate, but my urine is not smooth, right?"
"In addition, is the Daoist's lower abdomen bulging with the sound of water?"
"..." The words of Cheng Chubi instantly brightened the eyes of Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang, who had not given much hope.
But then, Cheng Chubi was very impolite, looking up and down at the two of them, making the two elderly outsiders extremely uncomfortable.
"Actually, it doesn't matter..." Cheng Chubi smiled confidently and looked at the two old drivers who were unable to treat themselves.
"What do you mean, my nephew?" Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang felt that it was difficult for them to grasp the peculiar way of thinking of the youngest Cheng.
Seeing a slight nervousness in the innocent expressions of the two Taoist chiefs, Cheng Chubi directly hehehe.
"Admit it, it's okay, two Taoist leaders, there is no need to use the set of friends who are out of nothing.
Everyone is an adult, and it is understandable if you have this disease. "
"???" What the **** is out of nothing? What is called this disease is understandable.
The two authorities in the Datang medical field almost got freaked out. The dark face looked at Cheng Laosan, who was full of confidence.
Sun Simiao took a deep breath, raised his hand to Yuan Tiangang, who wanted to speak with a black face, calmly, don't have to be familiar with the old third Cheng.
"Chu Bixian nephew, please be careful. Pang Dao and Yuan Daoyou have always been in good health. They exercise daily exercises of five animals, but they don’t have this gonorrhea."
Seeing that the two Taoist chiefs obviously became in a bad mood, Cheng Chubi was taken aback.
can't help but start to introspect himself. Also, whether or not they became the disease.
I'm only responsible for consultation. I really want to get treatment. I can always see that guy's prostate.
"It's my nephew Meng Lang, and ask the two Taoist leaders to calm down."
"My nephew took the liberty to ask the last sentence, dare to ask how old the Taoist master is now, should he be over forty-five years old or older, right?"
"And this disease will only appear in middle-aged and elderly men. Women have never had the same case regardless of their age. Am I right?"
"Do you really know this disease?" Yuan Tiangang's face was shocked. This kid, unexpectedly, could say so many judgments with just a few words.
Cheng Chubi smiled, his face full of pride, self-confidence and calmness. In this era, no one knows the prostate better than me, no one.
"Of course I know, if my judgment is correct.
It is very likely that this is prostatitis, or prostatic enlargement caused by repeated prostatitis. "
"The prostate...then, what is that?" The two Taoist leaders looked confused, really * confused.
Cheng Chubi saw the dumbfounded look of these two Taoist leaders, he smiled, raised his right hand, and snapped his fingers. "Fourth!"
The next moment, Cheng Laosi was like Border Shepherd who had heard the order.
rushed to my third brother in a sudden, with his head held high. "Yes, third brother, please order."
"Go, get my drawing board and carbon pen."
"!!!"
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The complexion of the two Datang medical experts instantly changed, and Cheng Laosi also turned black.
"Brother, what do you want to do?"
Facing the questioning gaze of these three people, Cheng Chubi was unhappy.
"If you let you go, you can go there. If you have more mouths, third brother, I want to explain to the two Taoist leaders what is prostate and prostate enlargement."
"My nephew, can you not draw pictures?" When Yuan Tiangang thought of the stickman he saw last time, he felt his spine tightened and goose bumps were frantic.
For the first time in my life, I have seen such ugly and distorted paintings. They are not hot eyes, they are completely blind.
Sun Simiao also accompanied the smiling face. "Nephew, is there any other way to explain it clearly?"
Cheng Chubi hahaha. "If you don't paint, then just find a general, cough, find a real object to compare, fourth."
"Yes." Cheng Laosi continued to raise his head, very heroic. The two younger brothers, the fifth and sixth, who came in by Guigui Chongchong, looked at the fourth elder enviously.
"Come, take off your clothes."
"???" The two Taoist faces turned black. We are not the kind of people you think.
Cheng's fourth child was so scared that he subconsciously clamped his legs, and covered his belt with both hands. "Three brothers, what do you want to do? Dad said you can't mess around."
"..." Cheng Chubi was shocked~www.wuxiaspot.com~Well, it was really shocking. What a real father who cares for his son, such an order is indeed correct.
But Cheng Laoshi, what do you mean? ?
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm going to explain to the two Taoist leaders where the prostate is... Hey? Hey? Hey?..."
Before he finished speaking, Cheng Laosi, who was protecting his belt, turned around and ran. "I don't believe it, run away, old five and six..."
Old five and six are also like two black lightnings, all of a sudden, they all rushed out of the house, leaving three dazed big men.
Cheng Chubi's gaze shifted and fell on the two sages outside. Those thief gazes made the two famous Daoists of Tang nervous.
"Or...you should paint, nephew."
Yuan Tiangang and Sun Simiao looked around, and before Cheng Chubi said something embarrassing to them, they expressed their opinions first.
Although Cheng Chubi's painting eyes are very sharp, but what he said is indeed very reasonable.
There is no intuitive way, just relying on Cheng Chubi, who likes nonsense, to say that in all likelihood, I really don’t understand what the prostate is.
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Finally, the drawing board and the carbon pen were sent to Cheng Chubi's hands. Cheng Chubi cleared his throat and moved his hands.
As usual, a round, five sticks, perfect stickman appeared in the eyes of a group of dark-faced audiences.
Well, the Cheng family slipped back and squatted to watch the excitement.
Sun Simiao took a deep breath, moved his stiff neck, once again plucked up the courage to set his eyes on the stickman, and was about to ask a question.
But I saw that Cheng Chubi was still swaying his crippled artistic cells, and continued to immerse himself in creation...
"!!!"
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