The First Family of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 91: Uncle Li's age seems to be a little early
Cheng Chubi’s remarks are fortunately said before, so repeat them again, naturally, it seems more simple and clear.
Moreover, they have also taken the medical terms that made these historical figures who have fallen behind for more than a thousand years to be incomprehensible.
Try to change the vocabulary to a vocabulary that everyone can understand, and finally achieved a good effect.
At least the thoughtful eyes of the three elders present today.
and the slightly stunned expression, it all means that they have roughly understood their thoughts and practices.
"The catheterization technique, without using a knife, without damaging the organs, can solve the pain of this gonorrhea patient.
But this method cannot be long, because the catheterization time is very long, it is easy to cause other diseases, making the patient more painful. "
"So, my nephew recommends the second method, which is to cut off the prostate."
While speaking, Cheng Chubi also stretched out his palm and made a cutting gesture on the unique "elephant".
The three middle-aged and old men all fought a cold war together, always feeling that Cheng Laosan, whose eyes were shining brightly, seemed to have no good intentions.
Li Shimin moved his neck uncomfortably.
"That nephew Chubi, put aside without cutting it, how can you be sure that men have prostates?"
Cheng Chubi almost came out happily, can he be called a man without that stuff?
But the opposite is the emperor's anger, the **** Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, his Majesty, he still has to be more respectful and respectful.
"This involves in-depth research on the reproductive system, let's put it this way.
As long as there are male mammals, there must be that stuff, such as dogs..."
Cheng Chubi raised his finger and said a dog.
The canines inside and outside Chang'an City shivered neatly, looking up to the sky in horror.
Hearing this, Yuan Tiangang couldn't help but whispered at Sun Simiao next to him.
"Since Cheng's third child understands medical skills, Datang's dogs have begun to suffer..."
Hearing this, Sun Simiao almost let his saliva choke to death in the restaurant. Yuan Tiangang's mouth is bad enough.
Cheng Chubi ignored the two outsiders who were coughing and eyebrows, and bowed to Li Shimin.
"If the uncle doesn't believe it, the nephew is willing to do it himself and dissect a few rabbits or dogs.
Cut off their prostates and let the uncle see if it is true or false. "
"..." Li Shimin was thinking about his beautiful and mighty sideburns.
Zhao Kun glanced at the dripping of the copper kettle in the private room, and hurried to Li Shimin's side and whispered twice.
Li Shimin raised his hand, indicating that he had known it, and turned his gaze to the two Taoist leaders.
"Your Majesty, Pang Dao thinks that maybe Cheng Saburo might try it with a dog first."
Yuan Tiangang met Li Shimin's gaze and approved.
Sun Simiao beside also nodded deeply. "Pan Dao also thinks it can start with animals."
"Pan Dao still remember that before the operation on General Qin, the nephew Chu Bixian also took a lot of animals to try his hands, right?"
Li Shimin patted his leg with a big hand. "This is also a way, but dogs have spirituality, you should try your hand with a rabbit, nephew."
"It's okay." Cheng Chubi was confident and authentic. As long as it is a male animal, he doesn't believe it has no prostate.
"Zhao Kun, go, call the king of Shu to come over." Li Shimin commanded to the great man standing behind him.
Zhao Kun walked away quickly, with admiration, Li Shimin looked at the youngest Cheng, who is in the medical school, who has some special accomplishments.
Not to mention his messy talent in painting art, this youngest Cheng still has many advantages and strengths.
"By the way, the old man forgot to tell you that, now the court has distributed official documents to all counties in the world to inform local officials of the good way to treat rabies."
"This is all the work of a good nephew, but the old man keeps it in his mind. After the good nephew enters the office, he needs to be more responsible."
"Uncle Yingming, the little nephew is not worth mentioning, if you are responsible, your nephew still has it."
Cheng Chubi, the old Cheng family's face value and cultural director, replied confidently.
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Greasy face, and also having a drink, the Royal Palace of Shu King appeared in the room with a confused face.
"I don't know what is the order of the emperor to call the children?"
was just kicked out by his father, but Li Ke, who was out of anger, ordered a few good wines and foods by himself and was cheering, but he didn't expect to be picked up and slipped over.
Li Shimin, who was thinking about important tasks in his heart, got up and came to Li Ke.
Looking at this greasy-faced Li Ke, he turned his head and glanced at the wine and food where almost no one moved his chopsticks.
Li Shimin turned black immediately. The old man worked hard for Datang, and was so worried about his father.
It's good for you kid, let you wait at the door, and actually go to eat fragrant and spicy food by yourself. You are a wicked obstacle who regards the ruler as nothing.
If it weren't for outsiders here, the old man would still have to maintain the demeanor of a benevolent gentleman. I really want to teach this kid directly.
Li Shimin snorted.
"You follow Cheng Saburo to see how he takes out the object called the prostate from the rabbit. I still have important business."
"The child minister obeyed, but the prostate..."
Li Ke's whole body is messed up in the wind, what is the prostate? I don’t know if I eat or play.
Li Shimin, who had already reached the door of the room without looking back, dropped a question to Cheng Saburo, and disappeared outside the room.
took the rein of the horse, and Li Shimin rode the horse away.
Zhao Kun by his side glanced at the sky that was approaching dusk, then glanced at the emperor with an unhappy expression.
Yes, it’s better to be silent for yourself~www.wuxiaspot.com~ As for His Royal Highness Shu is not trapped in Cheng's Mansion, don't do our business.
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Sun and Yuan, the two Taoist leaders, wanted to go to Cheng's Mansion with him, and watch Cheng Chubi play with his knife skills comparable to Pao Ding.
Ke waited to arrive outside the restaurant, saw the sky approaching dusk, and thought of some negative rumors about Cheng's Mansion.
The two Taoist leaders suddenly thought of something important to do, and hurriedly left together.
Li Ke wiped off the oil stains on the corners of his mouth, looking at the sky, his whole body was not good.
"You said, my father didn't mean it on purpose?"
"Intentionally what? He is your father, can he still cheat you?"
Cheng Chubi casually perfunctory, and then asked casually.
"Brother Weide, among your elders, who is always weak and sickly?"
"Weak and sickly?" Li Ke cast a sideways look at Cheng Chubi, and suddenly became vigilant.
"Father is looking for someone you want to see if you are sick again, right?"
"Your Majesty didn't explain it clearly, but he can let his elderly take a trip by himself during his busy schedule, hehehe..."
Cheng Chubi is also too lazy to talk, it seems that it is not Sun and Yuan, two Taoist masters who have lost their lives.
Could it be Uncle Li...sigh, isn't it? Uncle Li is alive and kicking at this age, and he seems to be a little bit early.
Li Ke rode his horse with a complicated mood along the way and followed the cranky Cheng Chubi to the gate of Cheng's house to fight.
Measured the heavy palace gate, there was an urge to walk away.
However, when I thought of my father's black face with a fierce look just now, I wanted to find an excuse to clean up my own father, so I could let myself go.
One side is a mountain of swords and the other is the rhythm of the sea of fire. Li Ke finally lifted his front lapel with a sorrowful face and strode forward amidst Cheng Chubi's urging sound.
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