The First Plug-in of Basketball

Poor NBA.

Ever since Lin Yi entered the NBA, the league always suffers from earthquakes. After all, the earthquake is shocking, and the league is used to it.

However, the news made by Lin Yi in recent years is not as simple as an earthquake.

This TM is simply a bombardment of North America with a nuclear bomb, and it is also the one that specifically bombs the continental shelf.

After the match, when Lin Yidan calmly accepted an interview, outside public opinion had already burst.

In the studio of TNT TV, the crosstalk trio is working overtime, constantly explaining to the audience the difficulties of the Five Doubles and analyzing the battle of Nere.

Barkley has completely entered the "Lin Blow" mode. "In my dictionary, I can't find any adjectives to describe Lin's greatness. Although I would like to say that we are a little tired of Lin's continuing to get MVP, but, Such a player, he is not an MVP, who is it? "

Smith agreed with Barkley's point of view, "Don't say, Lin is the MVP of this season in my mind, none of them."

O'Neal, while scratching his head, said, "Really, put Lin on the guard list or small forward list. He is really not a center!"

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44 points, 18 rebounds, 16 assists, 10 blocks, 10 steals

The entire Russian city has become the center of a forest-type nuclear bomb. The visiting team's dressing room at the Chesapeake Energy Stadium was surrounded by reporters after the game, and even a fly could not fly in.

The sports reporter Lilith became the first lucky person to interview Lin Yi.

The blonde Persian cat, who had participated in the track and field team in high school, took off his precious high-heeled shoes as soon as possible after the game, and then rushed to the visiting team's locker room as quickly as possible, even a few on-site. Security personnel failed to stop the swift wild cat.

"Lin Hu, would you like to share with us, after completing the first five doubles in the history of NBA, what is your mood now?" Listing, Lilith raised her microphone and looked at the giant and asked.

According to the previous interview process, Lin Yi will be interviewed after taking a shower, but looking at the dark crowd behind Lilith, Lin Yi smiled bitterly and replied: "I didn't think too much about the Five Doubles. I just finished a regular regular season as instructed by the coach, that's all. "

(He's so calm!)

Barefoot Lilith was shocked twice by Lin Yi's calmness and calmness.

crooked! This is a five-double! Are you even excited?

Clay, who was passing by from behind Lin Yi, looked at Lin Yi, who was very calm, and suddenly remembered something, but as an excellent licking dog, Clay did not tear through Lin Yi.

God knows who was laughing like a fool when he just returned to the locker room?

Before being drowned by the crowd behind her, Lilith hurriedly asked her second question, "Lin, before this night, no one in the NBA has ever completed the five doubles statistic, but tonight you succeeded. What do you think is the key to your five doubles? "

After asking this question, Lilith was pulled aside by several reporters behind her, but before her microphone disappeared, Lin Yi answered the question.

"I think our team has a tacit division of labor. With the help of teammates, I didn't pay much attention to my data. In fact, I didn't know that I had completed the five doubles until the end." Lin Yi blushed and heart He answered without jumping.

After listening to Lin Yi's answer, veteran Pierce shook his head and said, "This year, I don't have a thick skin."

Jokic and Gobel were thoughtful, and Gobel said, "The boss is the boss. Even if it is black, he can be said to be white."

Jokic patted Gobel's back lightly. "Rudy, the boss is being interviewed, even if you praise him, he can't hear you."

Gobert froze for a moment, then a very sorry expression.

Clay, who knows Lin Yizhi thoroughly, feels that Gobel ’s child is not saved, so this emotional quotient, sooner or later, he has to watch the water dispenser with Paul

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Lin Yi was interviewed how to pretend to press for a while, after the Knicks and Thunder game ended, the entire North America has completely exploded.

The social networking applications that you can call by name are almost all frantically brushing Lin Yi's name.

Because of the five doubles, it is too appalling.

On the tubing, Lin Yi ’s five double highlights are hanging high, while in the comments it is the same MVP

China, a large-cost and large-production movie that just spent hundreds of millions of dollars to advertise, wept. Why and what do you say? Why did you hit Lin Yi's flow helicopter at such a critical time?

It ’s fine to post on Weibo, and every major domestic forum has been taken over by Lin Mi.

Hot search?

It doesn't exist.

In the words of Weibo programmers, what is hot search, we can't even maintain the server.

Social networks in China and the United States have been completely paralyzed.

People who don't know, thought which hacker had attacked the servers in these two countries.

"Lin God, bypass me and wait for the little fart, my wife is still waiting for me at home!"

"Shut up, the inflatable doll in your house is going to be ruined by you. Instead of complaining, you must work overtime, or we will all die in front of the computer!"

"Woohoo, I can't do it, I won't do it, I will be a programmer in my next life, and I will be a dog!"

What are the poor programmers going through this night when Lin Yi got the five doubles, I am afraid only they know

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New York, when NBA President Xiao Hua learned that Lin Yi played five doubles, the formerly red-hot president was 50 years old instantly.

"This is a storm."

Xiao Hua is very clear that for the entire league, every time Lin Yi detonates public opinion, he is actually helping the NBA to propagate.

However, for Lin Yi's five doubles in this league, it is equivalent to pushing the league out of the limelight.

On ESPN's official MVP rankings, Lin Yi quietly returned to the top spot, as if he has been No. 1 this season.

Xiao Hua knows that this season's MVP battle is probably over early.

Just the thought of letting Lin Yi continue to get MVP, Xiao Hua was very painful.

How about a reasonable allocation of alliance resources?

How's this going?

But if this continues to play, sooner or later, the NBA must not become Lin Yi alone?

Just like people think of Michael Jordan when they talk about the NBA in the 90s.

Now Lin Yi has filled his personal heroism.

He hardly gave life to his contemporaries.

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In Houston, Harden glanced at his phone and looked at the rising sun in Houston, slowly saying, "It's dawn."

In Los Angeles, James didn't sleep well all night. Although the cooperation with Kobe has been quite good recently, after learning that Lin Yi hit five doubles, the little emperor felt very tired.

In Kobe's villa, the basketball rack at 4 am was a bit lonely, as if waiting for the owner to wake him up, but unfortunately, the basketball rack waited all night, but heard the dog and men gasp.

In Jinzhou, Aisha was very annoyed by the expression of elementary school students.

Ayesha doesn't understand. Can Lin Yi's five doubles make you so happy?

Crooked, wake up, Stephen, but he is competing with you for the regular season MVP opponent!

Unfortunately, Ayesha never understood how strong the friendship between Lin Yi and Curry was.

For Curry, what is the difference between him and Lin Yi, who are also enemies and friends?

Durant was not interviewed after the Battle of Nere.

Even if he scored a career high of 58 points, but I don't know why, Durant is as uncomfortable as drinking the bath water of Lin Yi and Widow.

Durant, who did not sleep, chose to go home to play the game to vent, and after losing several games in a row, Durant said angrily: "What the **** is the six black cut? Is such a game interesting?"

However, to say so, after losing another game, Durant decisively chose the middle single men's knife, and then silently joined the Heiqiang religion.

But if you ca n’t fight, join him ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ 12 hours after Lin Yi ’s five-double storm

Lin Yi, who flew to Sacramento with his teammates, was asleep.

Lin Yi fell asleep.

In the dream, he dreamed that he lost to Curry in the finals, and the elementary school students scored 20 three-pointers in a single game as if they were open.

After waking up, Lin Yi, who was found to be a dream, said with emotion: "It really is too crooked in reality."

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PS: That said, the chapter about four hours ago was the first change, so there must be a second change.

PS2: Hell II is here.

PS3: Recently, many people have said that I am drifting away, that I have become sober, and it is very uncomfortable, but it does n’t make sense to continue to explain to them, because people who understand me naturally understand. Life is immortal, death is endless, stay up all night, no matter how hard and tired, A quiet will give this second more.