The fox and the demon wife
Chapter 18
Song Yumei put the money in her pocket, and then raised her head and looked at Liu Wenbao carefully.
"You are the master of the fox birth, how can I see that you are so familiar?" Liu
Wenbao had not recovered at this time, and he really felt sorry for his two thousand yuan.
kept thinking about how much alcohol and how many packs of cigarettes he smoked with 2,000 yuan.
I poked him with my elbow and said, "Master, don't be so stingy. The money has already been out, and it can't be recovered. If you don't want to go, I'm also your apprentice anyway, even if you tell me to do the and pee in the future, I won't take any wages!" Liu
Wenbao heard it at first glance, and thought I was saying something good, but when he heard it, he immediately curled: "Hey, you kid still want me to pay for my salary when I am my apprentice?" Grandma has a leg, your apprentice is really expensive, I can't afford it!"
As soon as I heard that he was still serious, I hurriedly explained: "Oh, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously." The apprentice is just joking with you.
Liu Wenbao gasped: "Hmph, don't give me nonsense."
Then he turned his head to look at Song Yumei, just now he didn't listen to Song Yumei's words, so he replied: "I have been to your village before. Okay, it's all about Chen Sesame and rotten grain, let's go in and see your husband first.
Song Yumei didn't ask much, then turned around and walked into the house and shouted, "Chenchen, call your father out."
As soon as the words fell, a little girl about four or five years old came out of the room, with two braids swinging back and forth on the side, and her eyes were full of tears and said: "Mother, dad robbed me of my lollipop."
When Song Yumei heard this, her two eyes seemed to be burning with fire: "Zhao Shihai, you get out of here."
At this time, Zhao Shihai walked out of the house, with a lollipop in his mouth, a smirk on his face, and a pigtail for himself.
After seeing Song Yumei, he immediately pounced on Song Yumei like a child: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, can you buy me some lollipops too."
When Song Yumei saw her man like this, she pushed him away angrily and said angrily: "What an adult, and you still grab something to eat with your children." Don't look at you stupidly, the old lady can still cut you.
Zhao Shihai shook his head, as if he didn't hear it at all, just licked the lollipop in his hand vigorously.
When his daughter saw her lollipop in her father's mouth, she immediately cried pear blossoms and rain.
Song Yumei hurriedly hugged her and comforted: "Don't cry in Chenchen, can my mother buy you a big bag of lollipops for a while?"
and then said to us: "You guys hurry up and heal, I can't stand him like this for a day." "
The three of us went up to see what was going on with him.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhao Shihai saw me, his originally smirkling face suddenly became serious, and the lollipop in his mouth fell to the ground.
He pinched his orchid fingers with both hands and sang like a joke: "The mountain god ordered, the mountain god went, the mountain god did not leave behind as soon as he arrived, the soul flew, the soul flew, and the soul flew after the chicken Xiaoming..."
Rao is Song Yumei has never seen her man like this, and she was also taken aback.
Holding the child, he asked, "What's wrong with my man?"
Liu Wenbao raised his hand to prevent her from talking, walked in front of Zhao Shihai, took out a yellow table paper talisman from his arms, and immediately pasted it on Zhao Shihai's mouth.
The old Long Zhong's body instantly seemed to become extremely vigorous, and he was restrained as soon as he grabbed Zhao Shihai's arm and backhanded.
"Find a rope.
Song Yumei didn't know what the situation was, but when she heard Liu Wenbao's instructions, she had no choice but to do so.
After all, Mr. Yin Yang has begun to settle things, and she still knows that some things are best to ask less and do more.
Zhao Shihai was stuck to his mouth by the rune paper at this time, and he couldn't speak at all, but he was still humming the tune just now.
"Senior brother, what's going on? When I went to the other three families, I saw that they all seemed to be like this. Niu Guofu asked.
I don't know if Zhao Shihai has no strength, or Liu Wenbao has too much strength, but I saw that he couldn't move at all in Liu Wenbao's hands.
"It's evil. Liu Wenbao replied.
"Hit the evil?" Niu Guofu thought carefully about this morning's events, except for the strange sound of the female corpse's coffin, it seemed that he had encountered more strange things than them, and it was still not clear which evil the four of them had hit.
Song Yumei took out a bundle of hemp rope from the house, and Niu Guofu and I tied up Zhao Shihai Wuhuanda together.
Chen Chen saw that his father was tied up by us, and he was so frightened that he cried continuously: "Mother, they are bad people, they tied up my father."
Song Yumei comforted Chenchen, and then said, "Hurry up." The child couldn't see this, so I went inside. The
three of us nodded in unison, and when I saw Song Yumei enter the house, I asked, "Master, what should we do?"
Liu Wenbao looked at Zhao Shihai, who was struggling on the ground, and said, "You go to the toilet to get some gold juice." "
Golden juice?" I don't know, but this is the first time I've heard anything in the toilet.
Niu Guofu saw my puzzled look, so he leaned over and said to me, "It's dung." "
What?" I was surprised: "What are you doing with this thing?"
Liu Wenbao didn't say it explicitly, but said: "If you are told to go, you can go, don't ask so much, you will know in a while." "
I said 'oh', anyway, Master told me, I just did it.
The toilets in the countryside are the kind of dry toilets, and there is a lot of feces in them, and I don't know what to use to get them.
Just when I was worried, I saw a thatched spoon in the corner of the wall, and I knew that this thing was usually used to dig a thatched pit.
So he picked up the thatched spoon and pounded it twice in the thatched pit, who knew that it was okay not to tinker, and the little smell went straight to the brain.
I almost smoked so much that I didn't shed tears, it's really spicy.
No wonder I have to do this, who can stand this little taste.
I took out a spoonful of dung water with a face, and Liu Wenbao and Niu Guofu also frowned slightly when they smelled it, but they didn't react too much.
It seems that they are used to this smell, and I said in my heart that in the future, Mr. Yin and Yang should not be accompanied by the dung water in the pit every day, this... It's called something.
"Master, village chief, hurry up, this smell is a bit rushed. I urged.
"Bear with it. Liu Wenbao put down the next sentence and turned his head to Niu Guofu and said, "Where is your corpse brush
?" "Huh?" Niu Guofu was shocked when he heard this, and immediately guessed Liu Wenbao's thoughts.
He looked very embarrassed and said, "Senior brother, you... You'd better change it. Don't use mine... , I've been with me for so many years..."
"What nonsense, I'll give you another day a longer one than this year." Liu Wenbao stretched out his hand and said.
Niu Guofu reluctantly took out his corpse brush, pouted and said, "Then what you say counts."
After Liu Wenbao took it, he muttered: "Pick and search, say that you will send you."
Liu Wenbao squatted down, picked up the brush and soaked it in the dung water a few times, and in an instant the hair was soaked with foul-smelling dung water.
Although I don't know how Liu Wenbao wants to use this to exorcise evil spirits, I feel that it is not a good way to do it.
Things were as I expected, I only saw Liu Wenbao lifting the brush and gesturing back and forth on Zhao Shihai's face.
The golden juice watermark on Zhao Shihai's skin almost made me unbearable to look at it directly, grinning and staring at it with a pair of big eyes, which is too outrageous.
After a while, Zhao Shihai's entire face was covered with fecal water, and a few drops of golden residue could still be seen.
I couldn't help but feel sorry for Zhao Shihai in my heart, but then I thought, anyway, this is also made by your own family, and you yourself shouldn't be too disgusted.
After the coating was full, Liu Wenbao put down the movements in his hand and straightened his waist to see what changes Zhao Shihai would have next.
Zhao Shihai, who was still singing in his mouth, also became quiet at the moment, but he still had a smirk on his face, which was much quieter than just now.
I had a door in my heart, so I said, "Master, it has worked."
Unexpectedly, as soon as he was excited, the straw in his hand trembled a few times, and the fecal water in it splashed out in an instant.
Frightened, Liu Wenbao hurriedly dodged and said to me: "Don't be excited, you are not blind for the teacher."
I hurriedly held it steady, but I could only smile to hide my embarrassment.
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