The fox and the demon wife
Chapter 23
Just as I was looking at it, I felt as if the coffin had been lifted by something again.
His gaze was also slowly shifting, and his heart suddenly became half cold.
I hurriedly wanted to shout at the hole, but I just opened my mouth to shout at the hole.
Immediately, a puff of yellow smoke came from the hole, and this yellow smoke was extremely smelly.
I was sucked into my lungs with my mouth wide open, and I suddenly felt like I couldn't keep up with my breathing.
The melon seeds in his head were like being beaten hard, dizzy and nauseous, and his chest became more and more stuffy.
I couldn't shout half a word, I didn't take a breath, and I fell into the coffin and fainted.
I don't know how long I fell asleep, but it seems that this gas is very harmful to the human body.
Even when I was lying in a coffin, I could feel my lungs bombarded back and forth with hundreds of small bombs.
The body also began to heat up inexplicably, and it was very uncomfortable.
I don't know how long this state lasted before I slowly came to my senses.
At this time, the cramped coffin still had this foul-smelling gas.
The dullness of my lungs made me cough violently twice, and when I recovered, I realized that I was still moving.
So he covered his mouth and nose with his clothes, inhaled as little of the gas as possible, and put one eye on the hole and looked out.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, but when you look at it, you suddenly startled me.
Through the bright moonlight, I saw a sturdy gray hare riding under the butt of a fat weasel in front of me.
He also holds a wooden stick in his hand, and the tip of the wooden stick is still in the shape of a trident.
He wore a red cloak on his back, dancing back and forth with the dark wind on the mountain at night, and he really looked like a mighty general.
I couldn't help but beat a few times, and my whole brain felt as if it had been blown open by a double cannon.
Thinking of this, I realized that the yellow gas that I had inhaled into my lungs before was a yellow fart.
Suddenly, I had a feeling of wanting to spit it out, and I pouted the eight generations of ancestors of this yellow-skinned man in my heart.
Endure the discomfort of your body and try to think of things that are not so disgusting.
But things backfired, and the more I didn't want to think about it, the more involuntarily popped up in my mind about the scene of a weasel sitting on my mouth and farting.
Just now, it seemed that the weasel in front of him was leading the way, and according to this, eighty percent of the people carrying the coffin were also this group of brutes.
I just didn't know where they were going to carry me, and I couldn't help but feel a panic in my heart.
I wanted to shout, recalling that Liu Wenbao fought with that monkey-like demon, and I didn't know what the situation was now.
I was afraid that this shouting didn't call Liu Wenbao, so I first alarmed the yellow skin carrying me below.
But if you sit back and wait for death now, it's not a solution, you have to do something.
Otherwise, these brutes will carry me somewhere to divide my corpse and feed me, then it will really be called the heavens and the earth.
I lay in the coffin in a hurry, my hands scratching at my hair, and I couldn't think of anything good to do, no matter how hard I wreaked my brains.
People are often more and more irritable when they are helpless, my angry eyes are red, thinking that they are still farting in my mouth, the anger in my heart does not allow me to think more, and immediately anger rises from my heart, and evil is born to the side of the gall.
His hands slammed into the bottom of the coffin below, and he shouted angrily: "Put it down for me!"
I didn't expect my roar to really have an effect, but I felt that the coffin shook violently and suddenly fell to the ground.
I was overjoyed and looked out again.
I noticed that the weasel riding a hare in front of me had turned around, with a mighty expression and a pair of eyes, and he was holding a stick in his hand and driving the hare towards me.
"Why don't you leave?" asked the weasel.
I was shocked, how many evil people are there on this mountain, how can I meet one of them and make people speak?
I only heard a sharp voice coming from the side: "General Chifeng, I don't know what's wrong with this coffin, it suddenly became very heavy." You see that Xiao Si has been crushed to death!"
I was also shocked when I heard this, and it seemed that the meaning was not drunk by me, but pressed alive by the coffin.
The thought raced through my mind like a bolt of lightning and looked at my right hand.
"Could it be... Just
as I was wondering if this was the reason, I heard the weasel outside say, "Waste, if you delay the matter of the Holy Maiden, will you be able to take
care of it?" I looked up again and saw that the weasel had already stepped down from the hare.
When he walked up to me, he raised his hand and was about to lift the coffin.
There's no room for me to think about it now, whether it's because of the saffia or not, I have to do something.
Just as the so-called General Chifeng was about to raise it, my right hand had already slapped the coffin head hard.
After a muffled sound of 'popping', a sharp scream suddenly came from outside.
The galloping general flew a few meters away at once, and when the hare saw it, he hurried over to catch it, and then turned back.
"Will... General, look..."
General Chifeng's face was painful, he gritted his teeth and stared at the coffin and said, "Wu Husheng, I know you're awake." But I advise you not to resist, or else—"
As soon as I heard this, good fellow, this dead beast dared to threaten me.
couldn't help but scolded at Kongdong: "I am your ancestor for eight lifetimes, where do you want to carry Lao Tzu?"
General Chifeng sneered: "Don't be afraid, of course it's a good thing." We, the Holy Maiden, have been waiting for you for a long time. "
Holy Maiden?" I wondered, why did I come out of a holy woman?
"Fuck you, why don't you go if there's something good going on. I advise you to let me go quickly, or when my master comes, I will have your good fruit to eat. "
I knew that there would definitely be no result if this stalemate continued, so I had no choice but to move Liu Wenbao out to see if I could bluff them.
After all, they secretly carried me out, and I guess they must be afraid of Liu Wenbao.
It's just that I didn't expect that I didn't drink them away at this time, and the galloping general said again: "In that case, then you should sleep a little longer!"
As soon as I heard this, I probably guessed something in my heart, and it was undoubtedly the yellow fart that could make me fall asleep.
This is a weasel's weapon, and if I smell it again, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it in my life.
Looking up, the general's ass was already on the top of the hole.
I swallowed hard, and I couldn't let this yellow guy let his fart out.
didn't think much about it at the moment, and subconsciously poked his fingers into the hole.
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