The ghost knocking on the door was too loud, and the neighbor's big brother beat him up! Author: Beating myself
Jiang Yan was reborn as a jerk in the world of supernatural revival, and awakened the system of choosing a heavenly master. From then on, there was a crazy and despicable heavenly master in this world, carrying a sledgehammer to spread love and peace with evil ghosts everywhere.
Tomorrow's headline: "The world is dangerous! The ghost knocking on the door late at night was too loud, and the neighbor's big brother beat him up!"
Enthusiastic Junyangzhong: "Uncle police, I saw a big brother robbing a headless female ghost with my own eyes. Damn, he also wants to rob?!"
Humble ghost kings: "Wuwuwu, big brother, stop digging, forced demolition is illegal, there is really no mine under our graves!!!"
Jiuzhou Supernatural Investigation Team: "The leaders may not believe it, but now the evil ghosts in China are rushing to do good things all day long, for fear of being found by Jiang Yan, the big brother of society. At this rate, we may be unemployed..."
001 The ghost knocking on the door is too loud! (Seeking flowers, comments and monthly tickets)
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Sitting at home, Jiang Yan, who was looking at the computer screen with a belly full of anger, was very irritable.
The Chinese national football team on the screen was showing their true strength and losing the game in hundreds of unexpected postures.
There were knocks on the door from time to time in his ears.
This knock was not from his door, but from the girl next door.
It had been more than ten minutes, and I didn't know if the guy knocking on the door was really bored and had nothing to do. He kept knocking every few seconds, completely non-stop.
It had been more than half a month since his rebirth, and Jiang Yan's ability to control his temper was still very strong, much better than the iron-clad bastard in his previous life.
Damn it.
Jiang Yan decided to use courtesy first and then force. He would call the next door first. If he got the express and this guy still knocked, he would see if he could knock his brains out and be done with it!
Alas~ This body, except for being handsome, is useless! He was really sorry for his image of a gentle and easy-going soldier in his previous life.
Snap!
He turned off the computer.
Jiang Yan called the girl next door. She was a beautiful anchor with big breasts and long legs, long hair like a waterfall, and a face value of more than 95 points. Her name was Liu Qinghang. She was a student at the Communication University. She was a very nice person. She often called Jiang Yan to drink soup at home.
But her taste was a bit unique. She always liked to stew turtles, lamb kidneys, wolfberries, pigeon eggs and other things, which made him easily get angry.
"Hello~" Liu Qinghang's sweet voice soon came from the other end of the phone, "Brother Jiang, what's the matter? This is the first time you call me."
Jiang Yan said helplessly: "There is an idiot knocking at your door. He has been knocking for 16 or 17 minutes without stopping. Do you want to see which courier it is and complain to him?"
Liu Qinghang paused and was a little surprised: "No, I... I'm at home, why didn't I hear any knocking?"
"From just now until now, I have been in the living room. Wait, Brother Jiang, I'll go to the cat's eye to check."
After saying that.
Jiang Yan heard the sound of her wearing slippers and running to the door to check.
After a few seconds.
Liu Qinghang's tone became a little nervous: "Brother Jiang..."
"I, there is no one at my door."
"Did you really hear it right?"
Jiang Yan took the phone and approached the source of the knocking sound.
Liu Qinghang also clearly heard the knocking sound coming from Jiang Yan on the phone.
She almost cried anxiously: "I, I heard it, but there is really no one at the door."
"No one is at your door either."
Oh no.
Jiang Yan raised his eyebrows and realized that something seemed wrong.
"Wait a minute, I'll go out and take a look."
He picked up the baseball bat that was always available at home.
After thinking for a moment - what if I hurt someone? The medical expenses for the rest of my life are not small, I can't be like the social scum of my predecessor!
Jiang Yan put down the baseball bat.
He returned to the utility room and after a while, he took out a super-large iron hammer with a cold and rusty black sledgehammer.
It weighs 20 kilograms!
This is easy to use, ensuring that it is done in one step and saving national medical resources.
At this moment, a prompt sound suddenly rang in his mind-
"The host is detected to be in a supernatural environment, and the supernatural selection system is activated."
"Give the host a gift pack for newcomers."
"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for getting the Taoist robe of the Heavenly Master!"
The Taoist robe of the Heavenly Master: The Taoist robe inherited by the Heavenly Master can resist attacks from evil spirits below level 4, and it is invulnerable to water and fire!
"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for getting the weapon enhancement card!"
Weapon enhancement card: This card can select any weapon, enhance it, and turn it into a magical weapon that can cause damage to evil spirits.
"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for getting the soul-seeking talisman!"
Soul-seeking talisman: A one-time prop, the soul-seeking talisman can find the traces of evil spirits through clues.
"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for getting the magical power: Dongxu Tongyou!"
Dongxu Tongyou: It allows the host to temporarily enter the spiritual state and glimpse invisible things.
Jiang Yan was stunned, and then he was overjoyed.
He came at the right time. With this thing, he was more confident.
He immediately took out the gift pack.
A loose white Taoist robe appeared on his body. It did not need any pattern, but his temperament was detached from the world, which made him look like a banished immortal.
"Weapon..." Jiang Yan thought for a moment.
His eyes fell on the big iron hammer in his hand.
Yes, this is enough for the underworld. Holding a sledgehammer to exorcise the dead souls is really exciting.
System: "Host, are you sure to use the weapon enhancement card on the big hammer?"
"Sure!"
The weapon enhancement card in Jiang Yan's hand immediately turned into a black light and disappeared into the big hammer.
The rust on the hammer gradually began to fall off. The hammer exuded a black light, deep and cold, and the edge was still a little gold-plated. The size was also several sizes larger, and it was three times larger than before.
The hammer head was larger than the width of a human brain.
And on the hammer, I don't know when, the majestic and austere patterns were attached, and the word "soul-suppressing" could be vaguely seen, which looked particularly high-end.
Soul-suppressing hammer: a magic weapon enhanced from an ordinary hammer, which can cause huge damage to spirits. (Can be further upgraded.)
When Jiang Yan was admiring this extremely domineering soul-suppressing hammer that looked like a work of art.
Liu Qinghang on the other end of the phone was already anxious and smoking.
"Don't, Brother Jiang, I'll call the police, just in case there's danger." Liu Qinghang reminded again and again, "Don't open the door."
Jiang Yan laughed: "This guy has been knocking on the door for half an hour, I'll go out and ask him if his hands are tired."
After saying that.
With a creak.
Jiang Yan turned the door open.
He and Liu Qinghang were opposite each other. The moment he opened the door, he saw a hunched figure, with a cold air all over his body.
The old lady raised her head, revealing a hideous and dark face, with her forehead sunken in for most of the way, like a rotten watermelon, still oozing pus and blood, and even vaguely seeing her brain, being circling and landing by flies.
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New book released, begging for flowers, evaluation and monthly tickets! ! .
002 I like to respect the elderly the most (ask for flowers, evaluation and monthly tickets)
002 I like to respect the elderly the most (ask for flowers, evaluation and monthly tickets)
Fuck.
So ugly.
Jiang Yan subconsciously opened the Dongxu Eye.
A line of explanation suddenly popped up on the body of the old lady who was grinning at him.
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