"Boom!"

The angry middle-aged man propped his hands on the table, staring at the handsome young beautiful boy in front of him, eager to pinch him to death.

"Damn it! Just investigate simple evidence of infidelity! You actually ask for five thousand? Why don't you go and grab it?

The young man looked at the thunderous middle-aged man in front of him, his face was still calm, stretched out his right hand and touched a cat on his leg and said: "Take it easy~ man, I just follow the rules, look, I have prepared all the evidence for you."

"And Uncle Alvin, I already reminded you before, I'm very expensive, you see, who is as efficient as me?" Are these 5,000 pieces swiped, transferred or given in cash?

His words made Alvin almost vomit blood, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Lance! You damn vampire! I've never seen a guy as black-hearted as you!

Lance shrugged innocently and stretched out his left thumb to pick his ears: "Whatever you think, but you have to pay, otherwise I will take the information and sell it to your wife." The

light words made Alvin angry, but helpless.

In the end, he had to smash a wad of bills, pick up the disc on the table and turn to leave, and before leaving, Lance shouted at him: "Slow down, welcome to come back next time!"

Listening to his shout, Alvin gritted his teeth even more hatefully, and after glaring back at him viciously, he walked out faster with a sulk.

Looking at the banknotes that were obviously tied up on the table, Lance stretched out his right hand and touched his nose, and after stroking the blue cat lying on his lap with his left hand a few times, he looked down and asked: "Tom, or will you go to work to earn money in the future?" There is no longer a cat that can play musical instruments and kung fu, and you should be more than enough to feed me with your skills, how about it? The

originally sleepy Tom cat looked up at this time and rolled his eyes quite humanely, and then lazily fell back to his place.

Seeing the tsundere little Tom who ignored him, Lance sighed a little helplessly: "You are such a lazy guy!" It seems that I still need to maintain the livelihood of this family, alas, pity my hard work..."

"I think it is better for us to do some serious business." For example, if we save some money to open a bar, and then you can go pole dancing or something, the business will be very hot, what do you think? "

Aim!"

[Put away your unrealistic thoughts, there is no such possibility!]

Tom raised his head again and barked at him, squinted at Lance, slapped Lance with his furry paw, signaled him to say no more, and the cat's ears trembled, as if to shake off Lance's shameless thoughts.

Lance smiled, stretched out his hand and pinched Tom's ears, rubbed it vigorously, and Tom, as a liquid, turned into various shapes in his hands, but he could not break free from Lance's grip, and could only succumb to his lewd power.

"And lo and behold! I only eat two meals a day! You eat more than me, and you don't want to work? If you don't work, how can you afford to buy meat to eat? We have been in arrears for two months! Tom

Cat, who could not break free from Lance's claws, had to snort twice in aggrievedness, looking pitiful, as if to say that he also contributed when investigating the evidence of other people's cheating, and now he wants to add a meal to eat a chicken leg?

Lance looked at its appearance, couldn't help but let go of its ears with a smile, and then rubbed its soft head, sighed and said: "How about you go out and distribute fifty leaflets today?" Tom

, who had been enjoying himself, immediately put away his pitiful appearance when he heard that this unscrupulous master actually wanted to distribute leaflets himself, with a trace of contempt in his eyes.

Then jumped to the ground and stood up straight, the cat's tail flicked and flicked, showing an extremely arrogant appearance, clearly rejecting his proposal.

Speechless, Lance shook his head, bent down and touched its head, and then said, "Okay, go play, find your little female cat."

Tom meowed, and left the room with a figure eight step that the six relatives did not recognize, Lance looked at its back, his eyes showed a hint of pampering, and then, he picked up the money on the table and threw it into the drawer, stood up and walked to the window, overlooking the street scene downstairs, his eyes were deep.

In his previous life, he secretly found a butter, and he opened it with excitement, only to find that he had been deceived, and the angry Lance raised his fists to the keyboard, and passed out after a tasteless convulsion.

When I opened my eyes again, I somehow came to this strange world.

Or Tony Stark of the arms dealer.

Captain America who appears in the museum.

There is also the Hulk, who made a big fuss in Los Angeles a year ago, and Reed Richards, who received his doctorate in engineering, mathematics, physics and other fields.

I don't know if the soul pierced someone else's body, or if his own body became a baby, anyway, he lived for eighteen years, and his appearance was only a little similar to before.

If it is an exchange of bodies, I don't know if the unlucky bastard who exchanges identities with himself will die in society, or you can write a book "About the Life of Being Deceived and Causing Social Death when I Open My Eyes"

It feels pretty good.

It has been eighteen years, and his identity as an outsider has quietly completed the transformation and gradually integrated into the world. I thought I would spend my life in confusion, but the day I came of age, I finally ushered in my long-awaited crossing package.

The moment he opened it, he suddenly had the ability of the male protagonist of the butter game and his handsome appearance, which really lived up to the name of Lance.

There is also the inheritance of the magic sword Kaos, this magic sword itself has a personality, can talk, and at the same time can generate a transparent tentacle to contact the outside world... So this sword is possible... Hmmm....

Weapons, war armor are all available, it is still the classic white armor and green clothes of the butter male protagonist, and the war armor and magic sword can also be summoned at any time to complete the dress.

But Lance, who knows nothing about swordsmanship and martial arts, can only use his brute force to slash indiscriminately.

However, the powerful power and speed brought by the body transformation made normal people almost unable to parry, and after playing black boxing several times to earn money and found this, Lance finally chose to refuse the investment of the boxing market boss, he was a little afraid that he couldn't contain the force to beat people to death, and it would be difficult to end at that time.

And inadvertently find that as long as you pass a certain degree of exercise, your physique will become stronger little by little, and you may think about it because you have a BUG physique with no upper limit. So Lance began his daily workout.

100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and 10km runs.

Exercise makes his physique stronger, so that the amount of food is getting bigger and bigger, and the small money he usually earns from working after not playing black boxing is simply not enough for him to eat, plus the second reward brought by the newbie package.

Tom Cat, who is more buggy than himself, is not small, which makes his financial situation more and more strained.

Lance, who considered a day and a night, took Tom Cat to the landlord's aunt's house, and successfully won it through Tom Cat's cute performance, musical instruments, and kung fu performances.

For a rent of eight hundred yuan a month, he acquired a dilapidated two-story cottage, which was converted into an office downstairs and his resting place upstairs, which was very simple, but made him feel very warm.

After listing at the door, his firm was officially established, and Lance took a loud and domineering name: the House of All Things.

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