The God and Buddha are actually me

Seven days later, Shen Mansion, evening.

Ah Li wove plum blossoms into a garland and put it on Ao Ya's head. There were a few insects crawling on it, which made Ao Ya drool.

With a swish, Ao Ya's tongue stretched out and rolled one of the fat caterpillars into his mouth.

"Fourth sister, tell me, when will you learn to fly?"

"What's the difference between a flightless dragon and a bug on a flower?"

Ah Li hates that iron cannot become steel. She has a dream of riding a dragon, and she hopes that it will come true with Ao Ya. However, the fourth sister is really not up to par, and she has been unable to learn to fly.

Ao Ya ignored it. After the bugs were eaten, she ate the petals on the wreath. After a while, she finished eating all the flowers, her cheeks bulging high.

Then she showed a naive smile with missing front teeth, and motioned for Ah Li to feed her some more.

Ah Li had an idea, she pointed at a cloud in the sky and smiled: "Fourth sister, look at that cloud, does it look like a soft marshmallow?"

I saw a soft cloud floating gently in the night sky, which looked very eye-catching in the starry sky.

Ao Ya's eyes immediately lit up and she drooled.

Ah Li took out a small bottle and caught the dripping saliva, feeling pleased with herself. This was ambergris, and it was very expensive.

Ao Ya suddenly started to babble and reached out her hand as if she wanted to touch the white cloud.

Ah Li couldn't help but laugh and said: "Fourth sister, if you can't fly, you won't be able to reach -"

When she raised her head, her voice suddenly stopped and her eyes widened.

Under the starry sky, they saw the soft white cloud falling towards them, getting closer and closer.

The cloud...has fallen?

Whoosh!

The moment the clouds fell to the ground, Ao Ya broke away from Ah Li's hand, turned into an afterimage and rushed forward, opening her mouth.

Marshmallow! ! !

However, the next moment, she ran into a warm embrace.

Zhang Jiuyang pinched her cheek, his eyes were clear, and he said with a smile: "Xiao Ya, have you forgotten how your front teeth are missing?"

Ao Ya couldn't understand why Marshmallow suddenly turned into Zhang Jiuyang, but she still remembered the painful experience of having her teeth knocked out, and she quickly closed her mouth tightly.

Zhang Jiuyang was amused by her cute appearance and laughed. He couldn't help but rub her head. Two small dragon horns could still be vaguely felt under her hair.

Ah Li looked at her ninth brother in shock and said: "Yun, Yun..."

Zhang Jiuyang waved his hand and said with a smile: "How about it? It's awesome. This is the escape technique I just mastered. It's called Thirteen Form Escape. But I've only mastered Cloud Escape and Earth Escape."

The Thirteen Form Escapes were too cumbersome, so he did not try to learn them all. Instead, he focused on Cloud Escape and Earth Escape first, and slowly learned the rest later.

Cloud escape can fly into the sky, and earth escape can hide on the ground. Both have a wide range of applications, are very hidden, and are very practical.

Ah Li looked at him with great admiration, rolled her eyes and said, "Brother Jiu, if you can become a cloud, then can I ride you?"

If you can't ride a dragon, it's not bad to ride a cloud.

Zhang Jiuyang: "..."

Go against Tiangang!

He sneered, made a seal with his hands, and his body merged into the earth, like a drop of water falling into the ocean, disappearing in an instant.

Thirteen Form Escape and Earth Escape!

The next moment, Ah Li only felt someone pulling her ankle, and her body sank into the ground. Only one head was still exposed, staring with a pair of big innocent eyes.

Zhang Jiuyang's figure appeared again, patted Ah Li on the head and said, "Now you know how powerful Brother Jiu is."

The Earth Escape Technique can not only escape, but can also be used to attack with miraculous effects.

Ah Li slowly floated out from the ground, completely ignoring the land around him, and blinked: "It's fun, let's play again~"

Zhang Jiuyang: "..."

I almost forgot, this little guy is a ghost.

"Yun Dun and Tu Dun are just beginners. Haha, I just want to show it in front of Senior Zhuge and see if he can spot it."

Zhang Jiuyang remembered that Senior Zhuge said that when he practiced Thirteen Form Escape, he first chose the wood escape technique. It took him nearly ten days to get started. He was already considered a genius.

"Senior Zhuge lost the bet now."

The two of them made a bet a few days ago, betting on whether he could enter the door within seven days. Now he not only has entered the door, but also has two escape techniques!

Thinking of the bet, Zhang Jiuyang was looking forward to it.

Just when he was making a seal with his hand and preparing to fly to Senior Zhuge's yard with the Cloud Escape Technique, a voice sounded leisurely.

"No need to look for it, I'm right here."

Zhang Jiuyang was stunned. It was Senior Zhuge's voice.

He turned around and looked around. The sound came from the flowers, but strangely, Zhang Jiuyang did not see Senior Zhuge.

Ah Li and Ao Ya also widened their eyes. They had just picked flowers among the flowers and had not seen anyone else.

Eyes of heaven, open!

As the eyes between his eyebrows opened, Zhang Jiuyang finally discovered something fishy.

He showed a smile and walked towards one of the plum blossoms. This flower was very ordinary and no different from other flowers. But just when Zhang Jiuyang's fingers were about to touch it, the flower branches suddenly swayed and avoided him. hand.

Then, the plum blossom turned into Zhuge Yunhu.

Thirteen Form Escape Wood Escape!

"Your clairvoyance technique is really unreasonable. I have been practicing escaping techniques for decades, and I think I have reached the pinnacle of it, but I saw through it at a glance."

Zhang Jiuyang smiled, but in his heart he was shocked by Zhuge Yunhu's escape technique.

Just now, he didn't notice anything strange at all.

You must know that although he does not have his heavenly eye open all the time, after he has cultivated his heavenly eye, even when it is not opened, his spiritual awareness is far stronger than what other people can achieve.

However, Zhuge Yunhu's wood escape technique is almost integrated with the heaven and earth, without any flaws.

"Escape is not only used for escaping or fighting, it can also be used for practice."

"The Thirteen Shape Escapes are the thirteen paths. It becomes a flower. It is exposed to wind and sun, rain and frost. It strives to take root downwards and absorb nutrients and moisture. The flower blooms and falls, and the clouds roll and relax. It’s practice.”

Zhuge Yunhu looked at Zhang Jiuyang, with a hint of expectation in his clear and bright eyes, and said meaningfully.

Zhang Jiuyang was thoughtful, but he smiled again, pointed to the corner of the book exposed on the other person's chest and said: "Senior Zhuge, you'd better put away the "Jin Ping Mei" first."

The smile on Zhuge Yunhu's face froze.

Ahem, it's just that this book is so beautifully written that he often has to turn a few pages even when using his escape technique.

Zhang Jiuyang was a bit dumbfounded, a plum blossom reading pornographic books?

"Senior, you lost the bet."

When Zhuge Yunhu heard this, a flash of pain flashed in his eyes, and he said: "Okay, if you are willing to admit defeat, I will lend it to you."

After saying that, he took out a book from his arms and handed it to Zhang Jiuyang.

"Brother Ninth, what book? I want to read it too!"

Zhang Jiuyang quickly put it away, coughed and said, "It's the kind of book that children can't understand."

The title of the book is "Thirty-Six Pictures of Real Nonghua". Each picture has extremely high artistic attainments and is suspected to be from the hand of a master. It is lifelike and lifelike.

Thirty-six pictures, thirty-six stunning beauties, and thirty-six erotic stories. By the way, the pictures of beauties are still half-dressed, which is quite exciting.

This was one of Zhuge Yunhu's treasures for many years, and Zhang Jiuyang caught his eye.

"Keep it carefully, this is an only copy and must be returned in the future..."

Zhuge Yunhu warned worriedly.

"Don't worry, it's more important than my life before I finish reading it."

The two looked at each other and smiled knowingly.

That is a tacit understanding that only men can understand.

Zhuge Yunhu carefully collected the "Jin Ping Mei", then patted Zhang Jiuyang on the shoulder and said: "In this case, it's time for me to leave."

Zhang Jiuyang was stunned and felt a little reluctant.

These days, he and Zhuge Yunhu are both teachers and friends, and he can feel the old man's broadmindedness and style.

He has no airs about being a supervisor at all, and can get along with the most ordinary servants of Shen Mansion. He will buy vegetables and make soup in person, sit anywhere on the long street full of fireworks, and invite Zhang Jiuyang to eat with him.

In terms of practice, he did not hide anything, was open-minded and very patient.

Zhang Jiuyang saw the shadow of his grandfather in his previous life in him.

The same simplicity, kindness, easy-going, and sometimes a bit old-fashioned.

"Every banquet in the world must come to an end. I have been in Yangzhou for too long. His Majesty originally summoned me to go back three days ago, but you haven't learned the art of escape yet, so I'm still a little uneasy."

"Now that you have successfully entered the profession, I can finally return to Beijing."

Zhang Jiuyang knew that with Zhuge Yunhu's status, it was very rare to be able to stay here for so long and teach him magic.

After all, he is the supervisor of the Qintian Prison, and he has everything to do every day, and many important events are waiting for him.

Zhang Jiuyang looked at him and hesitated to speak.

"I know you still have many questions you want to ask me, but you're just worried so you didn't say them out loud. Xiaojiu, we're leaving soon. If you have anything you want to ask, just say it directly."

After a pause, he smiled and said, "But I can't guarantee whether I will answer or how much I can answer."

Zhang Jiuyang also smiled. Sure enough, he couldn't hide anything from Senior Zhuge. The other party was so open and honest, so he stopped being secretive.

"Senior Zhuge, there are indeed two questions in my mind that I have never been able to figure out. I think you must have the answers."

"What two questions?"

"The first question is, is this really the only strength Qin Tianjian has on his face?"

At the Huangquan Banquet, the Double-Faced Buddha once said that the Qintian Prison was not as simple as imagined, and his words were quite guarded.

But in this battle with the Painted Skin Master, Qin Tianjian was almost wiped out.

Compared with Huang Quan Xie Sui, the power of Qin Tianjian seems to be somewhat unbalanced.

Yue Ling is already one of the few combatants in Qin Tian Prison, and above her there are only two deputy supervisors in the sixth realm, and Zhuge Yunhu.

The six prison princes are all in the fifth realm, and one of them, Shen Tuxiong, was still a spy and had died in the battle.

The thirty-six Lingtai Lang are all in the fourth realm, and now there are only twenty-eight left.

As for Si Chen, there were quite a few, but they were all in the third realm and below, and the casualty rate was very high.

This kind of strength is not weak, but compared with the unfathomable underworld, it is still far behind. The only advantage is that the evil spirits in the underworld often scheming and are not monolithic. Even if they are united, they are not very strong.

The people in Qintian Prison are often brave and unafraid of death, throwing their heads and blood.

"Xiao Jiu, I can tell you this question. Qin Tianjian does have some trump cards, but using them requires paying a price. Therefore, they cannot be used easily unless it is a matter of life and death. Most of the time we..."

"We can only risk our lives."

"but……"

He changed his tone and said: "In addition to Qintian Prison, there is another mysterious force in our Daqian, but they will never take action easily, unless there are evil spirits trying to destroy Daqian, or threatening His Majesty's life."

Zhang Jiuyang was shocked.

As expected, Daqian could stand for six hundred years without falling. In addition to the Imperial Observatory, there are other foundations.

Even the existence of that mysterious power is a check and deterrence to the Imperial Observatory.

"So I can't mobilize that power to deal with Huang Quan, unless Huang Quan tries to subvert the national destiny and assassinate the king."

Zhang Jiuyang nodded silently and continued to ask: "Senior Zhuge, the second question... You fought with Tianzun in the past. Forgive me for being blunt, Tianzun's strength is far from the sixth realm. How did you... survive?"

This question is a bit offensive, but it is indeed a thorn in Zhang Jiuyang's heart.

With Tianzun's strength, Senior Zhuge has no reason to survive, but he survived.

This world has all kinds of weird magic, Blind Lin's reincarnation, Painted Skin Master's painted skin, who knows what Tianzun has done?

"Yes, why did I survive?"

"What a good question."

Zhuge Yunhu's eyes were deep, revealing a look of reminiscence, as if he remembered that horrible night again and saw the terrifying figure of Na Dao.

He suddenly began to cough, and the emotional fluctuations caused the old injury to relapse, and he even coughed up black blood.

Zhang Jiuyang felt a little guilty and said, "Sorry, I was abrupt-"

Zhuge Yunhu waved his hand and sighed, "How many years have passed, I didn't expect that you asked this question, asked this... I have been thinking about this question for sixteen years."

"Why didn't he kill me that night?"

"At that time, I had already been defeated miserably, my foundation was greatly damaged, my Tao heart was broken, and I was lying on the ground like a fish waiting to be slaughtered, but he didn't kill me, but turned and left."

"Why didn't he kill me? Perhaps only that Tianzun can answer this question."

Zhang Jiuyang frowned and said, "Don't you have a guess all these years?"

Zhuge Yunhu is an extremely smart person. Even if there is no answer to a question that has made him think about it for sixteen years, there should be many guesses.

Zhuge Yunhu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, sighed lightly, and smiled: "You are right, I did guess something, something about Tianzun."

Zhang Jiuyang's eyes lit up, and he was about to ask, but he saw him shaking his head slightly.

"But I can't tell you yet."

"Why?"

"Because this guess is too shocking. If it is true, even I can't bear the cost of this secret."

"Xiao Jiu, you are a smart person, don't ask anymore. If one day you can cultivate to the sixth level, I will tell you this guess, otherwise it is still too dangerous for you."

After that, Zhuge Yunhu stepped forward and touched his head, with a loving look in his eyes, as if he saw the young man who always liked to pester himself and ask questions.

"I am very happy to meet you, a friend of all ages, in Yangzhou this time. Let it go. If you are tired and can't hold on, remember that the door of the Imperial Observatory will always be open to you."

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