The God and Buddha are actually me

Tell a...joke?

Lao Qi said that he could hardly laugh anymore, so why did he tell a joke?

But seeing the oppressive look in his eyes, Lao Qi still thought hard and came up with a joke.

"There once was a man who liked to sleep during the day. People asked him why?"

"He said that you must take time to sleep during the day because you have to rest at night."

Zhang Jiuyang: "..."

It's so cold.

The New Year's snow was not as cold as this joke. Not only him, but also other Tianqian seemed a little speechless.

The giant turtle just stared at him silently, without saying a word or smiling. He seemed to be very disdainful of this poor joke, and even a little angry.

Seeing that Lao Qi couldn't come to the stage, Zhang Jiuyang changed the subject.

"Motian, according to the rules of Huangquan, you need to complete my assessment task first, and then you can join Huangquan."

Hearing this, many people looked at Yama, curious about what kind of assessment tasks Yama would arrange.

This giant turtle looks very difficult to mess with. If the arrangement is too difficult, it may lead to hatred, just like the previous painting master. If it is too simple, it will appear too casual.

The degree in the middle is difficult to grasp.

"Moving the sky, after seven days, go to Biming Mountain in Yangzhou and smash the Demon-Conquering Cave in the mountain behind Wanfu Tower."

Zhang Jiuyang told the assessment tasks he had arranged for him.

This was also a decision he made after careful consideration during this period.

The Demon-Conquering Cave is the forbidden cave where human bone cassocks are placed and suppressed by talisman formations. According to the report from his subordinate Huapi, Sun Tianchi has been staying in the Demon-Conquering Cave during this period and has not come out.

Zhang Jiuyang just wants to cause Wanfu Tower to be in chaos, so that he can fish in troubled waters.

Upon hearing this mission, the Double-Faced Buddha's expression became extremely solemn, and he immediately said: "Yam Luo, can you change the mission?"

Although Sun Tianchi donated his ancestor's brow bone, it would still take some time to completely refine the human bone cassock. During this period, Sun Tianchi was his most important ally and could not be lost.

Zhang Jiuyang snorted coldly when he heard this, and said calmly: "I heard that Sun Tianchi threatened to put a reward on my head, so what's the harm in making him pay some price?"

After a pause, his red eyes stared at the Double-Faced Buddha, his voice slightly cold.

"Double-faced Buddha, why do you protect the leader of a righteous sect so much?"

The Double-Faced Buddha frowned and said silently for a moment: "I'm not defending Sun Tianchi, but he can't die now."

"It's a joke. If you say you can't die, then you can't die?"

"Besides, I didn't say that I would kill him right away. I just asked Qian Tian to smash the Demon-Conquering Cave in Wanfu Tower. I heard that there is their forbidden area. Haha, Qian Tian, ​​aren't you afraid? "

Zhang Jiuyang looked at the giant turtle and deliberately spoke to provoke the general.

"Hahaha!"

Qian Tian suddenly laughed, and the sound shook the sky.

"You have to take the time to sleep during the day, because you have to rest at night, hahaha, interesting, really interesting!"

Zhang Jiuyang: "..."

Lao Qi: "..."

Double-faced Buddha: "..."

It feels like two people are having a heated argument and are blushing, and suddenly someone jumps out and asks you if you like to eat tofu.

Zhang Jiuyang was speechless. Could it be that his body has become larger and his reflex arc has become longer?

Your reaction is too slow!

The giant turtle laughed for a while, feeling almost out of breath. Then he stopped and looked at Zhang Jiuyang.

"You angry guy, since it's a rule, I will naturally do it and smash the Demon-Conquering Cave in Biming Mountain in seven days, right?"

"Okay, it's not too difficult, but there's nothing new at all, and it's a bump in the road."

It muttered to itself, as if it was not interested in this boring task, but had to do it because of the rules.

Wait, another collision?

When Zhang Jiuyang heard these four words, especially the word 'again', his eyes flashed and his heart surged.

This shows that it once hit a mountain.

Hit the mountain, hit the mountain...

These two words seemed familiar to him, as if he had heard them somewhere.

Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind.

Jade Cauldron Palace!

The Taoist ancestral court, which was once the largest sect of the Taoist sect and has been passed down for thousands of years, was wiped out overnight and reduced to ruins after the founding of Daqian.

The files in the Qintian Prison only said that a demon hit the mountain.

According to Yue Ling, Zhuge Qixing personally investigated this case back then, but in the end it was ignored. With Zhuge's wisdom, he definitely found something, but he chose to seal it up with his own hands.

This shows how much secret there is behind this case.

Could it be that...

Zhang Jiuyang looked at this giant turtle carrying an invisible monument on his back, and his heart could not calm down for a long time.

Could it be that the terrifying monster that broke through Taixuan Mountain and razed the Jade Cauldron Palace to the ground was this giant turtle named Bitian?

If it was really it, then why did it hit the mountain? And why was he imprisoned in the tomb of Shenju Mountain?

Is that big tomb a prison prepared for it?

Or does the tomb hide a deeper secret?

Countless question marks emerged in Zhang Jiuyang's heart. He suddenly discovered that the more secrets he came into contact with, the more doubts he had in his heart.

It's like watching flowers in the mist or watching the moon in the water.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you.

Zhang Jiuyang looked at Tianzun. This chess game was so big that the more chess pieces he saw, the more fear he felt in his heart.

What did this person want to do, and what role did he play?

Hearing that Biantian agreed to hit the mountain, the Double-Faced Buddha's expression became more solemn. He seemed a little anxious and said to Tianzun: "Tianzun, this task will greatly affect my planning. If Yama really wants to go his own way, I'm afraid I will also I can’t stand by and watch.”

Tianzun sat there quietly, without sadness or joy, without waves or waves, and did not speak.

Zhang Jiuyang snorted coldly and said: "What, do you want to end it yourself? I remember that Tianzun set a rule that when the task is assessed, other heavenly beings are not allowed to interfere. Double-faced Buddha, have you forgotten how the eyes of the painted skin master are blind? ?”

The Double-faced Buddha said solemnly: "In extraordinary times, extraordinary things should be done. Yama, I have no intention of being your enemy, but can you postpone this task for another month? After one month, Sun Tianchi, if you want to kill or cut into pieces, I will never do it." Don’t interfere.”

Zhang Jiuyang laughed loudly, and the ferocious aura in his eyes became more and more intense. He opened his heavenly eyes, and his whole body was ignited with blazing heavenly fire, almost like starting a prairie fire.

With the blessing of the Lingguan's Heavenly Eye, the power of the Yushu Heavenly Fire has made a huge leap. Even though they are far apart, the raging heat wave makes the pupils of the Double-Faced Buddha condense.

The fierce and domineering flames frightened him.

The spiritual fire controlled by Yama seems to be even more powerful.

"Double-faced Buddha, I have given you face before and am willing to spare the life of the painted skin owner. Please don't push yourself too far and be shameless."

Under the sky fire, Zhang Jiuyang's voice seemed to become more violent.

"I don't care what your plan is, but don't block my way."

"otherwise……"

Zhang Jiuyang stared at the Two-Faced Buddha, with murderous intent boiling in his red eyes, and said word by word: "I will kill you."

He was not just threatening, but he actually had murderous intent in his heart.

The worst case scenario is to use the opportunity to pray to the gods on the Two-Faced Buddha and kill him openly and openly!

This is also Zhang Jiuyang's consistent strategy. For Huang Quan Tianqian, he will win over him if he can. If he can't, he will divide him first. If there is a chance, he will kill him.

Facing the threat of Yama, even the unfathomable Two-Faced Buddha could not completely ignore it. His hand that turned the beads on his eyebrows paused slightly, and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes.

But he didn't give in, he just looked at Zhang Jiuyang silently.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Tiger coughed and tried to mediate, saying: "We are all our own people, so why harm the harmony? Everything can be discussed. I think Yama, you can change the task first, and then -"

As a result, before he could finish speaking, he was abruptly interrupted by Lao Qi.

"Bah, who the hell is with your own people?"

"Every dog ​​knows that you and Double-Faced Buddha are wearing the same pants, right? You really think there are no brothers behind Lao Jiu?"

"I've long disliked you. You eat your heart every day. Why, are you so short-sighted?"

Lao Qi, the number one vanguard general under Yama, could no longer hold back his temper and took the initiative to scold him. There was even excitement in his eyes.

Fight, let’s all fight!

He likes excitement the most. He used to be weak, but now he has Lao Jiu as his backer. What does he have to be afraid of?

The tiger was furious. Before he could speak, he heard Lao Qi's voice again.

"And you, Double-faced Buddha, are you threatening Lao Jiu with death, right? Haha, believe it or not, I will take the monster sons and demon grandsons to the big army and smash your Buddha's head with Lao Jiu?"

He directly mocked the Two-Faced Buddha.

Lao Qi felt so happy. In the past, he was weak and no one listened to his words. But now he is better and he is also a very important one.

As long as he is close to the big tree Lao Jiu, he dares to fight against any heavenly stem.

Well, except Tianzun.

Zhang Jiuyang was indifferent on the surface, but he gave Lao Qi a thumbs up in his heart. This was a good ridicule before the group started. There were some things that he couldn't say easily, so it was just right for Lao Qi to say them.

Enjoyable.

Taiyin's voice is ethereal, she doesn't speak much, but she has a clear stance.

"I support Yama."

It was a simple five words, but the attitude was very clear, which made everyone hesitate.

Even Zhang Jiuyang himself was a little surprised, but he was relieved when he thought about Jiang Zhenxiang. When Jiang Zhenxiang is made, Taiyin will take away 30%, and now the two of them can be regarded as people in the same boat.

Moon God smiled tenderly and said: "I remain neutral in this matter. Yama has the power to arrange assessment tasks, and the Double-Faced Buddha does not want his plan to be ruined. Both sides have reasons. It is really difficult to handle."

A hint of displeasure flashed in Tiger's eyes.

What a loser, Luna had a fierce fight with them before, and after Yama defeated the Painted Skin Master, she started to get close to him.

You can have both sides, and no one can be offended.

This woman is so unreliable!

I just didn’t realize it. Taiyin was a dull gourd before, so how come it suddenly takes a clear-cut stand with Yama?

Xuan Su suddenly spoke. She looked deeply at Zhang Jiuyang and said, "Tianzun's rules cannot be broken. I leave it to Tianzun to decide what to do about this matter."

Ever since Yama joined Huang Quan, there seemed to be constant conflicts and disputes. What made her even more worried was that in less than a year, Yama Luo had gone from a newcomer to a core member of Huang Quan.

Up to now, he can even compete with the Double-Faced Buddha, and still has the upper hand.

This was something she never expected.

Yama's influence in Huangquan has increased so quickly!

Everyone looked at Tianzun.

On top of the A-shaped throne, the Heavenly Lord sat silently, his eyes under the clouds and smoke as deep as the abyss, scanning over all the Heavenly Stems, and finally stopping slightly on Yama.

"Yam Luo, can the assessment task be changed?"

He suddenly asked.

The two-faced Buddha and the mountain king were delighted when they heard this.

Zhang Jiuyang frowned, and under the deep gaze, he felt an invisible pressure. Normally, no one dared not to give face to the Heavenly Venerable.

Even the unruly Old Seven was scared, hanging his head, looking like a defeated rooster.

In his opinion, since the Heavenly Venerable spoke, there must be no turning back.

Zhang Jiuyang took a deep breath, raised his eyes, looked directly into the eyes of the Heavenly Venerable, and his voice was as sonorous as iron and as loud as thunder.

"No change."

In an instant, the old seven suddenly raised his head, even with the clouds and smoke covering it, it seemed that the shock on his face could be seen.

A trace of anger flashed in Xuansu's eyes.

Taiyin and Yueshen did not speak, and the two-faced Buddha showed a sneer.

He was the second Heavenly Stem, and he had joined Huangquan for a long time, so he naturally knew the price of provoking the Heavenly Venerable.

Many years ago, Huangquan had a fearless and extremely arrogant Heavenly Stem, who even refused to obey the Heavenly Lord and attempted to sit on the Heavenly Lord's Jiazi throne.

The result was that Heavenly Stem disappeared forever, or rather, he did not disappear, but remained in Mount Yama.

His body was forever cast into the Jiazi throne.

Yama Luo, I'm afraid, is not far from this end.

Zhang Jiuyang was neither humble nor arrogant, and said loudly: "This assessment task is not difficult compared to the ability of moving the sky, there is not much danger, and at the same time it can strike the so-called famous and upright sects, and strengthen my Huangquan's prestige. Why change it?"

"Tianzun, you asked me to be responsible for assessing the newcomers, and the content of the task is determined by me. Once the Painted Skin Master tried to send me to death, did I shrink back?"

"It was never me who broke the rules, but the two-faced Buddha who tried to forcefully intervene. If Tianzun insists on taking sides and forces me to change the task, then fine..."

Zhang Jiuyang slowly stood up and said: "Then I will withdraw from Huangquan from now on and no longer serve as the name of Tiangan."

The voice was like a loud bell, sonorous and powerful.

He knew that he had to stand up this time and must not be timid, even in front of Tianzun.

First, this assessment task was related to his later plans, and second, this was a small circle centered on him. For the first time, he made his voice clear in Huangquan and had an open confrontation with the old-fashioned forces centered on the two-faced Buddha.

If he retreats this time, it will greatly dampen the spirit and prestige of the small circle.

As the leader, he must not compromise or give in!

Of course, Zhang Jiuyang is not completely gambling with his life. He has secretly pinched the hand seal of inviting gods, ready to invite Wang Lingguan to possess him at any time.

At worst, he will fight with Tianzun in Yanfu Mountain, and it is not certain who will win or lose.

Not long after Zhang Jiuyang finished speaking these words, Lao Qi gritted his teeth and stood up. He did not dare to look at Tianzun, but said with a stiff upper lip: "I... Lao Jiu retreats, I, I retreat too!"

Taiyin slowly stood up, and his words were more concise, with only one word.

"Retreat."

Xuan Su was shocked and a little anxious.

Is Huangquan going to fall into a split today?

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