The God and Buddha are actually me

One month later.

Zhang Jiuyang sat upright on the bluestone in the courtyard, bathing in the morning light, and ended today's practice.

Although the effect of Zhongli Ba Duan Jin is not as obvious as that of Fire Dragon and Water Tiger, it is continuous and has considerable benefits over time.

The most important thing is that Zhang Jiuyang likes the state of practice. His whole body is warm, and his blood is warm but not hot, which seems to sweep away all the fatigue.

He opened his eyes, jumped lightly, and his body fell down. It was completely different from the previous heaviness, and there was a sense of lightness.

His clothes fluttered, and he really had a transcendent posture.

If someone was here, they would see that his eyes had a faint glow, his skin was white like jade, and his hair was black and translucent, which was more handsome than before.

This is all the effect of Fire Dragon and Water Tiger.

In the past month, he practiced Fire Dragon and Water Tiger for an hour every night before going to sleep, woke up on time at dawn, and practiced Zhongli Ba Duan Jin for half an hour.

The wind and the sun can blow, but the thunder cannot move.

The effect of the Fire Dragon and Water Tiger Diagram on transforming people is becoming more and more obvious. Zhang Jiuyang has exhaled so much dirty blood mist in the past month that he almost poisoned the cabbages planted by A Li.

The girl was so distressed that she cried.

Sometimes Zhang Jiuyang could even hear the sound of blood flowing in his body, like the waves of a river, the ebb and flow of the tide, accompanied by the faint roar of dragons and tigers, which made his bones numb and gave him a strange sense of comfort.

A Li often said that he had a faint fragrance.

Zhang Jiuyang knew that this was the strengthening of tendons and bones, and the washing of blood and marrow.

However, after a month of practice, his transformation was almost over, and the black blood mist he exhaled every day was getting thinner and thinner.

The cultivation of the first level of adjusting the dragon and tiger was completely stable, and Zhang Jiuyang began to look forward to the second level.

According to Lao Gao, the second level is called the Hundred Days Pass. It is named after the pass, which shows how dangerous it is. It is the first dangerous pass on the road of cultivation.

If you pass it, your magic power will increase significantly, and you will be considered to have truly entered the door of cultivation.

The most important thing is that before breaking through the Hundred Days Pass, the cultivator cannot lose his virginity, otherwise it will greatly affect his future achievements.

Whenever he thinks of the brothel in the county, Zhang Jiuyang is very curious.

Of course, he just wants to listen to a song, discuss life, art and philosophy, and have a heart-to-heart collision.

"Brother Jiu, it's time to go~"

In addition to learning to wash clothes, cook, sweep the floor, and wash dishes, a qualified puppet must also work hard to make money to support the family.

It was just the time of Chen, and Ali couldn't wait to go to "work".

To be precise, it was to set up a stall to tell fortunes.

These days, relying on Ali's ability to predict the future, Zhang Jiuyang's fortune-telling can be said to be accurate, and he has the reputation of a divine fortune-teller.

Even if the fee for fortune-telling is increased several times, there is still an endless stream of customers, and some even come from other counties.

Everyone knows that Yunhe County has a fortune teller. Zhang Jiuyang is now a well-known figure in the surrounding area. Some people even secretly call him Zhang Banxian.

Of course, Ah Li's ability is not unlimited. If the matter involved is too big, she will not see anything.

For example, Zhang Jiuyang once asked her to calculate the truth behind Yunniang's matter. As a result, the little girl held it in for a long time and didn't say a word.

In addition, too much divination will make Ah Li feel tired.

Therefore, Zhang Jiuyang made a rule that only nine hexagrams can be calculated every day. One more person is not allowed unless extra money is added.

In this way, Ah Li's ability can be trained, and secondly, some money can be earned to supplement the family expenses. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

After breakfast, Zhang Jiuyang put the Yin puppet in his arms, then carried the thing out of the house, and found a quiet place to set up a stall.

Soon a customer came to the door. It was an old bachelor in the county, with yellow teeth and limping.

"Master Zhang, can you tell me when I can get married?"

Zhang Jiuyang rolled his eyes at him and said, "Maybe in the next life."

Every county has its scum. This man is a well-known idler and rogue in the county. He has seen this man in Yunniang's memory. His leg was broken by Lu Yaoxing's men.

"You——"

The old bachelor was furious, but helpless.

It's better to offend the county magistrate than to offend Zhang Banxian.

This is a saying that has been widely circulated in Yunhe County recently. He can even subdue a fierce ghost like Yunniang, and he also knows the officials in the court. Who dares to offend him?

Be careful, I will curse you when you go back!

"Wait, where's the divination fee?"

Seeing that he was about to leave, Zhang Jiuyang knocked on the table lightly without raising his eyes.

It's not blackmail, but A Li did calculate that this person is destined to be lonely all his life and has no luck in love.

Good fortune and misfortune have no door, but people call them. The reward of good and evil follows like a shadow.

The old bachelor threw down a few copper coins with a red face, and then fled in disgrace amid the laughter of the people around him.

At this time, Zhang Jiuyang noticed that a carriage had been parked in the distance for a long time, and the people in the carriage seemed to be quietly observing him.

He didn't care and continued to tell fortunes.

Soon he told fortunes for eight people, and the goal of nine fortunes a day was about to be achieved.

At this time, the carriage finally moved and slowly stopped in front of Zhang Jiuyang's stall. It looked gorgeously decorated and very impressive.

A white and slender hand gently lifted the curtain, and the Impatiens juice on the nails was very bright.

"I have heard of the name of Taoist Master Zhang's fortune-telling for a long time. I wonder if you can come to the carriage and tell a fortune for me?"

The voice was soft and charming, full of vigor.

Especially when she said the word ‘inside the carriage’, I don’t know if it was an illusion, Zhang Jiuyang always felt that her tone was not normal, as if she was hinting at something.

Looking up, there was a beautiful woman who looked to be in her twenties, with a bun, bright red lips, and a charming temperament.

From a long distance, it seemed that the strong smell of powder could be smelled.

Zhang Jiuyang smiled faintly and said calmly: “Okay.”

He wanted to see what you wanted to use to test the cadres.

The coachman wanted to put up a stool, but Zhang Jiuyang shook his head, tiptoed, and jumped lightly into the carriage, his movements were chic and unhurried.

He lifted the curtain and entered the carriage, and was stunned when he saw the scene inside the carriage.

Beside the beautiful woman, there was an octogenarian lying, sleeping soundly.

Zhang Jiuyang lowered his voice and asked: “Is this...your father?”

The woman smiled and shook her head: “It’s my husband.”

Zhang Jiuyang: “…”

Damn, the evil old society!

"But my husband is... asleep now."

The embroidered shoes under the woman's skirt gently stretched forward and touched Zhang Jiuyang's calf, but then went away like a deer.

She pursed her red lips, looked at Zhang Jiuyang's handsome face, and her eyes were full of water.

"My husband drank tea and can't wake up for a while. Taoist priest, can you do me a favor later?"

"What favor?"

She sat next to Zhang Jiuyang, breathing like orchid.

"When my husband wakes up, he will ask you to tell his fortune. Please... say a few good words for the second young master."

In front of her husband, she rubbed her legs, kicked off her embroidered shoes, half-removed her silk stockings, and climbed up Zhang Jiuyang's calf with her snow-white feet.

But at this moment, Zhang Jiuyang suddenly pushed her away.

"Sorry, I'm a fortune teller, not a pedicure."

"Please respect my profession."

Woman: "???"

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