The God and Buddha are actually me

In the early morning, the sun shines on the Longtang River, the waves sparkle, and the scenery is picturesque.

But soon the river surface began to show abnormalities, and wisps of white mist emerged from the water, and gurgling sounds were heard from time to time, as if the river water was boiled by fire.

"It's so hot, so hot, so hot!"

A delicate little girl climbed out of the river, her face flushed, and her whole body was steaming.

After she got ashore, she quickly found a secluded place, buried herself in it, and planted a small flower on her head.

"Nine Brothers can't see me, Nine Brothers can't see me..."

At this moment, she already knew that she had caused trouble, and it was a huge disaster!

Just after the wedding, Nine Brothers was having a tryst with Sister Longnv, and was caught by Sister Mingwang.

That scene was really too exciting.

Ali has begun to think, if Nine Brothers is accidentally beaten to death, will he be able to practice the ghost way with her?

Plop!

Just when her mind was in a mess, there was a loud noise on the river surface, and two huge water columns rose up like an explosion.

The splashing water splashed around like a hidden weapon, making the grass and trees full of holes, like a pear blossom in a rainstorm.

A few drops even hit Ah Li, but she just trembled slightly and didn't even dare to scream.

Two figures flew out, one standing on fire, with three heads and six arms behind him, holding a flaming golden spear, heroic, mighty and domineering.

The other figure was dressed in white, with black hair like clouds, stepping barefoot on the clouds, holding an ice crystal long sword, with a cold and elegant temperament.

Water dragons swirled around her, circling and dancing, showing the style of the water vein king.

At this moment, Yue Ling and Ao Li were like fire and water, difficult to blend.

"You are such a jerk!"

Yue Ling's voice was like thunder, holding a gun and angrily said: "How dare you seduce Zhang Jiuyang!"

On the wedding day, she found that her groom had mysteriously disappeared. She was anxious to find him and finally found that he had hooked up with her good friend.

And she was not unfamiliar with that scene at that time, after all, she and Zhang Jiuyang had experienced it.

The two were fighting fiercely at that time, and they were so obsessed with it that they didn't even notice her arrival.

At that moment, it seemed as if she, the wife who had just been married, was like an outsider.

This made Yue Ling furious. When had she, a dignified Ming Wang, been humiliated like this? If it were spread out, it would probably be regarded as a joke.

"He is my husband, how can it be seduction?"

Ao Li was a little confused, but smiled at Yue Ling and said, "Violent girl, I haven't seen you for a long time, why are you still so hot-tempered?"

Yue Ling sneered and said, "What do you think?"

"Husband, do you have three letters and six engagements, a formal marriage, husband and wife worship each other, and a wedding night?"

Ao Li was surprised and said, "Do you need it?"

"Don't you need it?"

"That's the rule of your human race. We dragons don't talk so much."

"But Zhang Jiuyang is a human!"

Ao Li thought for a while and shook his head and said, "But I like him, and he likes me too. Isn't that enough? Why do we need so many rules?"

"This is not a rule, but a necessary ceremony. Otherwise, you can't call him husband, let alone... do that kind of thing, otherwise it would be debauchery!"

The two got into an argument, and then looked at a certain place in Longtang River at the same time.

"Zhang Jiuyang, am I right?"

"Sir, am I right?"

...

At this moment, Ah Li felt a fear that would suffocate even ghosts. She put herself in the shoes of Brother Jiu and wished she could die again.

While hiding, she quietly opened her eyes and looked at the surface of Longtang River, looking for Brother Jiu's trace. The small flower on her head swayed alone in the wind.

There was silence all around, a suffocating silence.

Ah Li felt that the eyes of the two sisters-in-law were actually on her head. She was so scared that she shivered and buried her head in the soil like an ostrich.

"It's none of Ah Li's business. Both sisters-in-law are right..."

Just then, a helpless sigh sounded, and it was Zhang Jiuyang's voice.

"Ah Li, you really hurt Brother Jiu."

The next moment, the small flower on her head changed and became Zhang Jiuyang's appearance.

It turned out that he had also hidden early.

But now that he could not escape, he could only step forward helplessly, knocking on A Li's head first, then looking at the two incompatible beauties, showing a sincere smile.

"You are all right, the human race has its own rules, and the dragon race has its own rules... being cool and unrestrained, neither can be said to be wrong, it is me who is wrong!"

This speech made Yue Ling and Ao Li stunned for a moment.

"I am a playboy and fickle, Zhang is really ashamed and has no face to live in this world anymore!"

As he said this, he stretched out his hand, and the palm print was like a blooming lotus, flowing with mysterious Taoist rhyme, which was the Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head Seal in the Thirty-Six Methods of Jade Tripod.

And he actually slapped it on his head.

Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head, Helping You to Ascend to Heaven!

This palm seemed to be elegant, but it concealed the true meaning of Taoism. When the palm was slapped out, three divine powers gathered, representing the kidney qi of the yin in the yang, the true qi of the yang in the yang, and the heart fluid qi of the yin and yang in the yang.

It is said in the Tao Te Ching that the yang within the yin, the yang within the yang, and the yang within the yin and yang, the three yangs go up to the inner court, and the mind and spirit return to the heavenly palace. They are all the origin.

And Zhang Jiuyang had already cultivated the Three Flowers Gathering Seal to perfection, reaching the state of "Golden Liquid Refining the Body, the Bones are Golden and the Body is Glowing with Golden Light, and Golden Flowers Appear in the Air".

Even if the predecessor who created this magical power was resurrected, he would be amazed at Zhang Jiuyang's Three Flowers Gathering Seal and say that I am not alone in my way.

But his palm was aimed at his own crown, which is also one of the most important life gates for cultivators.

In an instant, Ao Li was startled, and with a wave of her jade hand, a series of water dragons flew towards Zhang Jiuyang, trying to stop his palm.

Yue Ling showed a trace of suspicion.

She knew Zhang Jiuyang too well. This guy was definitely not someone who would commit suicide. He must be acting!

Thinking of this, she also showed a hint of sneer.

But the next moment, the sneer solidified, her pupils condensed, and she showed a trace of panic.

Because Zhang Jiuyang actually slapped him, and then he coughed up blood, his breath instantly became weak, and even blood flowed out of his eyes, ears, mouth and nose.

"Jiu Ge!"

A Li rushed forward with a cry of surprise, her face full of shock.

Is this... so cruel?

The water dragon controlled by Ao Li just arrived, and it was too late to stop it. It could only scream and turn into water and dissipate.

Zhang Jiuyang's figure shook, and then fell down weakly.

"Zhang Jiuyang!"

"Sir!"

The two women no longer cared about arguing, and instantly flew towards Zhang Jiuyang.

Yue Ling, who was as terrifying as the God of Fire just now, now had no trace of fire on her body. She stood behind Zhang Jiuyang and let his head rest on her soft chest.

Ao Li directly lifted Zhang Jiuyang's chin, kissed him, and passed the dragon ball, which was more precious than his life, to him.

The dragon ball contains vast magical power, as well as the essence of her life, and there is still a lot of lotus essence left, all of which nourish Zhang Jiuyang's body and help him heal.

"Madam, my wife, no matter how wrong you are... it's all my husband's fault... cough cough..."

Zhang Jiuyang said very weakly: "Don't save me, rather than watching you kill each other, it's better to... let me die..."

After saying this, the surroundings became quiet in an instant.

Zhang Jiuyang pretended to be weak and had no time to observe, but he knew that the next step would be the watershed of his life.

Finally, Yue Ling spoke first.

"I won't quarrel with Bai Niqiu, don't do stupid things, in fact, your affairs... I also know, but it's just that for a while... it's a little hard to accept."

She actually knew that Zhang Jiuyang and Ao Li had already fallen in love and loved each other. At that time, she and Zhang Jiuyang were still brothers.

If Bai Niqiu had not taken the visualization map and was trapped in Penglai Palace, she might not have been able to get there first and get married with Zhang Jiuyang first.

Ao Li wiped the blood off Zhang Jiuyang's face with her snow-white sleeves, and said without hesitation: "I won't be your wife, we can still be friends."

Yue Ling sighed, looked at Ao Li and said: "Silly, you are already like this, how can you still just be friends?"

She shook her head helplessly and said: "Forget it, let everything go with fate."

She actually had no ill feelings towards Ao Li. The other party was kind and upright, and had saved Zhang Jiuyang many times. In the battle with the Painted Skin Master, he fought side by side with her and saved each other's lives.

When she heard that she was trapped in the Palace, Yue Ling had the idea of ​​rescuing her.

In fact, she had a premonition about Zhang Jiuyang and Ao Li, and knew that one day she would have to face it, but she didn't expect it to be so sudden, and it happened to be shortly after the wedding.

Hearing that the two women had lost their hostility and even seemed to have let go of their grudges and spoke in a much gentler manner, Zhang Jiuyang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Life is not easy, it all depends on acting skills!

Of course, Ao Li is easy to deceive, but Yue Ling is not. For this reason, Zhang Jiuyang still put in a lot of effort. That palm hit the top of the head firmly, but at the critical moment, he operated three-tenths of the immortal golden body on his head.

And with the golden light of the three flowers gathering seal, the light of the immortal golden body was blocked.

In this way, the injury was not so serious, almost equivalent to an ordinary person walking and bumping into the door frame.

As for the blood, it was fake. It was the wild fruit juice he picked when he was hiding just now, and he cast a small spell to disguise it as blood.

Yes, he had already thought of a way to resolve the Shura field, that is, pretending to be dead.

Literally pretending to be dead.

In his previous life on Earth, he also read a lot of harem novels. The way the protagonist resolved the crisis of the Shura field was often to get injured himself.

In this way, the female protagonist will immediately lose all her anger and start to care about the male protagonist.

Some even put aside their grudges and take turns to take care of the male protagonist. After ten days or half a month, all their anger will disappear.

And at this time, if the male protagonist says a few pitiful words, the female protagonist will definitely be moved.

Zhang Jiuyang tried it and found that although it was a bit bloody, it was really useful!

The effect is beyond words. Yue Ling and Ao Li were just in a tense situation, but now they are so relieved.

Of course, although this trick is effective, it also has risks, especially if it is found to be fake, the end will be very miserable...

Pretending to die may turn into real death.

Fortunately, Zhang Jiuyang got through it safely.

What he was most worried about was that Yue Ling would see the flaw. After all, as the supervisor of the Imperial Observatory, his observation ability is extremely amazing.

Fortunately, Yue Ling was so concerned that she was confused and frightened by the blood he coughed up.

Seeing that the two women had completely calmed down, Zhang Jiuyang decided to strike while the iron was hot. It depends on whether Empress E and Nv Ying can enjoy the blessings of everyone in the future!

He continued to perform furiously, stretched out his hands tremblingly, took Yue Ling's hand with one hand, and Ao Li's hand with the other, and then put the two hands together.

"If my death can bring peace between you sisters and no resentment, then I... will have no regrets even though I die... ahem..."

Yue Ling sighed again and said, "I won't stop you anymore, but... don't do it in front of me. Are you satisfied with this?"

She finally compromised. In fact, in this world, polygamy abounds. Any man with a little bit of ability would not have three wives and four concubines?

Even her father, although very loving to his mother, had several concubines.

It's just that she is arrogant by nature and is as conceited as any man in the world. Before meeting Zhang Jiuyang, she even had the confidence to become number one in the world as a woman and become the highest peak on the path to immortality.

Until Zhang Jiuyang came out of the blue and showed his talent and cultivation speed that astonished her.

She had to admit in her heart that it was difficult for a man as outstanding as Zhang Jiuyang to have only one wife.

Ao Li also said softly: "From now on, I will listen to violent women——"

She paused for a moment, then changed her words: "Listen to Sister Yue, officer, please heal your wounds quickly."

You're done!

Zhang Jiuyang was ecstatic in his heart and quickly used the Heavenly Escape Sword to cut away his emotions, fearing that his flaws would be discovered. He knew that as long as he persisted, victory would be in sight!

But at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded.

"Eh? Brother Ninth, why is this blood so sweet?"

Ah Liba smacked her lips with doubts in her eyes. Then she reached out and dipped her hand into the blood on Zhang Jiuyang's body and took a sip. Her eyes instantly lit up.

Sweet, love to eat.

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