The God of Basketball

"Nike is crazy!!! Stupidest decision ever!!!"

"Bruce Lee is worth $2.6 billion? What the hell is Nike doing?"

"China Lee: An important weight for the destruction of the Nike empire!"

"The madness of capital, although Bruce Lee was blown up on the court, he has earned a superstar off the court. If you want to-free-free-watch-complete-full-version please Baidu search-"

"The Nike camp is about to experience a super earthquake, and no one can bear Li Chen's super contract!"

"The second person after Michael Jordan, Bruce and Nike form a super company!"

"..."

All of a sudden, both the sports media and the financial media were frantically reporting this astonishing merger.

This is something that everyone can't believe. The famous NBA agent David Falk even said in an interview: "I dare not perform such an operation in my dreams. Bruce Lee has completed a capital miracle that Michael Jordan could not complete." , this 16-year-old prodigy who went to Harvard really has extraordinary business ability."

"So... the news that's appearing on the entertainment page now is Bruce's hype? Disney's sweetheart princess staged a crazy rear-end kissing scene in order to help build momentum for Li Zhen's brand?"

Bill Simmons' venomous tongue skills are very sharp: "This is definitely the greatest hype in the history of marketing. A guy who didn't even have a firm start put in 30 million cash without doing anything, and put his company's valuation Achieve 2.6 billion U.S. dollars."

"I want to know the expression of LeBron James now. He should be resenting himself why God only gave him a historical level of athletic talent, but didn't give him a handsome face? I knew that I could earn 2.6 billion by relying on my face. Why are you still playing hard?"

"Bruce will definitely be the target of everyone's criticism. All players will point their guns at him. Because he got what he didn't deserve. I can guarantee that he will be booed when he walks into the Lakers locker room."

"Li Zhen will leave the league soon with $30 million. Just wait and see!"

"..."

A group of basketball experts couldn't wait to jump out and be a prophet. The piece of cake that Li Zhen got was really enviable, and he himself did not have the strength to match this piece of cake. In the eyes of critics, Li Zhen is like a little boy bouncing around in the dark neighborhood with gold, never knowing who will stick out a gun from the darkness.

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When the basketball circle was discussing the $2.6 billion acquisition, Li Zhen sat on the soft sofa of Hilary Duff's house.

He became very embarrassed, this was the first time he came to a girl's house alone...and this girl was still so beautiful, and the huge house was empty.

On top of that, this woman took his first kiss an hour and a half ago. Now she seems to have an attitude of 'I will be responsible for you to the end'.

"Breaking news, Disney's Sugar Princess, who has been courting Bruce Lee, has finally hit it big.

She announced her love confession at eight o'clock this morning, and the reserved Bruce Lee finally couldn't resist her sweet offensive. Now that they're back in love, our front-line correspondents are waiting outside Hilary Duff's apartment. They've been in the room for at least 2 hours now..."

Journalists in Los Angeles are omnipotent and see everything.

This made Li Zhen extremely uncomfortable. He didn't like the feeling of being watched.

"So, what should I do now? I still have to go to the arena to practice." Li Zhen said helplessly: "Actually, I have already missed the very important signing conference."

Then he tuned the TV to a sports channel.

It happened to be the grand press conference of Nike and Li Zhen brand.

He saw his parents being interviewed with happy faces.

"This is a merger and acquisition that both of us are very satisfied with. The new brand we formed will quickly occupy the market. With the help of Nike, we can let people who love Li Zhen in any corner of the world wear it all over the world. The best basketball shoe. That's what our partnership is about."

Professor Li said triumphantly on TV.

Then, the TV station began to satirize.

A Fox commentator even described Li Chen as the first Chinese to force the United States to sign an unequal treaty.

Li Zhen was very angry about this.

The thing that made him even more angry appeared after 2 minutes and 22 seconds. Washington's combo guard Arenas stood in front of the screen and said arrogantly: "He doesn't deserve this contract. There are at least 300 players in the NBA who are better than him. He Why are you superior?"

Arenas is becoming the second most popular spokesperson for the Adidas camp with his inspirational counterattack American dream story. He averaged 293 points per game last season, ranking fourth in the league. At only 24 years old, he has the wonderful self-esteem of a second-round pick. He always needs approval and cheers, as well as the obsession to stay in the center of the stage at all times. His commercials are popular all over the world, coupled with his arrogant personality, he is really in the limelight recently.

So far in the new season, he has done two major things.

The cause of these two major events was that he was dismissed by the coaching staff at the US team training camp this summer. He was angry at the two assistant coaches, McMillan from the Supersonics and D'Antoni from the Suns. He claimed to score 100 points against the Sonics and the Suns.

The result was the opening third game of the new season, and he scored 54 points in Phoenix. Last week he scored 52 points against the Sonics at home in Washington.

He fulfilled his promise perfectly, which brought his popularity to the top. Adidas is also doing crazy marketing for him.

This made him more unscrupulous, and even pointed his gun at Bryant, ready to do his third big thing this season: "Kobe Bryant is not that magical, he just shoots inefficiently. I can do it Better than him, I'm going to take Staples Center in no time, and I'm going to score in every arena in the league."

"Cleaning up that insignificant little character is just easy to catch. He can't even handle the new generation of Chris Paul and Deron Williams. What qualifications are there to compare with me? Look at his poor body and weak strength, which is better than nothing. Explosive. Matching up with him, I can make him score 1 point in the whole game, and score 60 points on top of him by the way."

Arenas told Fox's reporter: "Nike will soon know what a stupid mistake they made. As for Adidas, please pay me after the Washington Wizards vs. Los Angeles Lakers. You can't let your number one star Subservient to others."

Arenas spit on TV.

He didn't take Li Zhen seriously at all.

This made Li Zhen, who was already depressed in front of the TV, even more upset.

So, he raised his head and said to Hilary Duff: "Send me to the Lakers training facility immediately!!"

Li Zhen has to hurry up to study Arenas' technical moves, by the way... what if he bumps into some depraved player?

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Sogou