The God of Basketball

The New York media satirized Caron Butler to their heart's content after the game.

They called Butler "a deliberate and unscrupulous villain" because he actually assassinated the Little Foxes of the Big Apple twice in the game. Of course, what the New York media is more proud of is... Bruce hit back at Butler with a tough goal.

And, that sharp drive was one of the top five goals of the night.

In fact, Li Zhen made a total of five best goals three times. The other two times were to send Swift and David Lee to dominate Butler and Arenas.

"Arenas never wants to be an All-Star starter again in his life."

The headline of the sports section of the New York Times used such a sentence to conclude Arenas' coffin, which filled the elation of fans all over New York.

And the thing that makes Washington fans and Arenas desperate is...they can't even refute it.

As long as Li Zhen doesn't leave the East, he can't have a bright future, unless he can surpass Dwyane Wade... This sounds like a more difficult thing to save the Middle East from war.

As the former number one sunspot, Reggie Miller's speech after the game made some people finally realize that a key change had taken place.

"We have to treat Bruce Lee as a star. His progress is visible to the naked eye. He is changing the stupid and ridiculous New York Knicks in a unique way. Once he brings the Knicks into the playoffs, then this year's best There will be no suspense for the best rookie. Yes, although I still think Brandon Roy is stronger now and has a brighter future, but ... Bruce Lee is definitely not to be underestimated. He is already an elite player. He His speed and explosiveness are already at the top of the league, and his passing ability and court insight are even more difficult to capture."

Reggie Miller's change of stance seems to be a weather vane.

It means that Li Zhen has finally been recognized as a "professional". After he was selected for the All-Star Game, he began to be truly regarded as a star player. Although the level of this 'star' is still relatively low, at least it is no longer 'mortal with naked eyes'.

Of course, in the entertainment media, Bruce has long been out of sight. After all, this is a man who can make the two little Disney princesses dream about. According to legend, the twin sisters of the Olsen family are still closely related to him. The most important thing is... Now there is a discussion on the topic of "everyone wants to sleep with Bruce Lee" on the Internet.

Facebook has dominated the conversation, enticing many women to post their best or sexiest pictures on social media.

Suddenly, many tigers and wolves poured in.

The servers are all down.

Of course Li Zhen knew that this was Facebook's intentional marketing, but as the second largest shareholder. He could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, and even lent his account to Zuckerberg, that dead otaku, because his private messages contained more exciting content... which made Zuckerberg linger.

Eddie Curry couldn't think of such a thing.

Although he is born in the 1980s, he obviously has not kept up with Internet thinking.

He's still stuck in the videotape era.

So, when he got on the plane to Orlando, he started asking Bruce what the hell happened with Anne Hathaway last night.

Today's entertainment news has exploded long ago.

Because Bruce Lee took Anne Hathaway onto the team bus.

Then we went into the hotel together.

Although the Knicks' public relations manager explained with a smile on his face: "We only provided some services within the prescribed range for our die-hard fans and season ticket holders, and the players actually did not suffer any interference."

However, the reporters still use their imaginations wildly,

After all... After a long night, the rich Italians found so many posters of Bruce Lee in Hathaway's bedroom. Anne Hathaway even stretched out her hands to cover Bruce's eyes in front of the reporters. When the night is quiet, can she still hold back? That's not as good as a beast.

In addition, Anne Hathaway was tight-lipped when facing reporters the next day, only saying that she had a good night.

This makes things even more indescribable.

"So, you really didn't go to Hathaway's room last night?"

Eddie Curry's inquiry made everyone's ears prick up.

Everyone wants to know first-hand information.

"The whole thing is, we met at the exit, and then a horde of reporters and fans flooded up. Then, I had to escort her to our team bus in the chaos. And then ... you started questioning her." Some gossip about Hollywood, and some sex jokes."

Li Zhen said helplessly: "I have never been to her room. In fact, I don't even know which floor she lives on."

oh! !

Eddie Curry suddenly realized, and then he concluded to himself: It seems that Anne Hathaway went to your room.

His summary made the front nod one after another.

Li Zhen couldn't argue with a hundred words.

He just wanted to explain.

Eddie Curry has already started telling the story of Indian oils there, saying that a friend of his who thought that oils were not for putting on but for drinking had his tongue stuck all night....

Eddie Curry was full of such jokes.

But Li Zhen always suspected that the friend he said was himself.

Because he hasn't spoken very well yet.

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The episode with Anne Hathaway did not affect the Knicks' schedule, and their footsteps still set foot on the Waterhouse Center in Orlando at the stipulated time.

Currently, the Knicks have the same record as the Magic, but the Magic occupy the eighth place in the Eastern Conference because they won one more home game.

"But once we win this direct conversation, we're going to overtake them."

Isaiah Thomas said vowedly before the game.

This 'death cross' came earlier than he imagined.

He never thought that there would be a chance to enter the playoffs this season, even when he and Jerry West were arguing that the Knicks would definitely enter the playoffs.

Thomas is very clear-headed when he plays, but when he is the general manager and head coach, he relies on "confidence". A kind of self-confidence that dares to say any big words and open any rubbish contracts.

Before, his self-confidence had been ridiculed by the crowd. Even reduced to street rats in New York.

But since he got Li Zhen, he felt that all the feelings he had had come back.

"We want black eight!"

He even started chanting "loan".

Today's Stephen Marbury doesn't like this kind of "walking too big" speech, and he left the locker room early.

The so-called don't listen to indecent words.

That's the reason.

And Thomas is still talking at length, saying that the future is bright, the road is tortuous, but as long as you are closely united around him, all difficulties can be overcome...

Finally, he began to deploy tactics.

Sounds like taking a class in MLM.

Uh... The Water House Center will soon be renamed the Amway Center, which is quite fitting.

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Dwight Howard is a happy little monster. Since he entered the league in 2004, his game skills have grown rapidly in the third grade. Although he often makes rumors of baptizing women in romantic places, and is good at making illegitimate children with various women, he has no shortage of skills. Work on your body.

His muscles are getting stronger and stronger.

The tactical low position in the team is also getting higher and higher. This season, under the careful construction of Stan Van Gundy, the Magic has formed a new semicircle system around him. This made Howard's data soar, averaging 17.6 points, 12.3 rebounds and 1.9 blocks per game, giving him the title of the first center of the new generation.

"I have to block Bruce Lee five shots in this game."

"I will crush him from head to toe with my body."

Howard told reporters "swearing" before the game.

But after he finished speaking, his face couldn't hold back anymore, and he smiled like a big fool who weighed more than two hundred pounds.

Everyone knew that he was beaten up by Yao Huang in the last game. This flying American center was subdued by Yao Huang with a set of unpretentious Taizu long punches. After the whole audience, Yao Huang just used his huge body to stand up and hit him with his back, taller than him, stronger than him, and more accurate than him.

There was nothing he could do.

Even Mr. Yao Huang did not forget to praise Howard after the game: he has an infinitely bright future, and he will become a giant in the penalty area.

It means 'I rule other centers, you rule me'.

Howard's little head turned quickly.

But 'fast' is useless, this is the truth that all his bed partners know.

He just wanted to clean up Yao Huang's compatriots right now, and instantly cut off the ambitious playoff dream of the New Yorkers.

Frankly speaking, Orlando still does not regard the Knicks as a direct competitor even now.

From the management to the players, they all believe that the Knicks are a momentary momentum.

According to historical experience, the Knicks will always come back for a short time, making people think they have unlimited possibilities. But soon, they will make all kinds of moths by themselves, such as locker room strife, general quarrel, nightclub party, police arrest... and so on.

However.

The game begins.

Bruce used a wonderful long pass to tell the center of the water house why the flowers are so red.

Swift, who was put into the starting lineup for the first time, demonstrated his explosive jumping ability and explosive power with a slam dunk in place.

Swift's physical fitness is no worse than that of Warcraft, what is worse is his brain. As the league's recognized "No. 1 center below the head", Swift is currently ushering in the first spring of his career.

Because without a brain, he finally found a host like a parasite.

Li Zhen solved his worries. On the court, he doesn't pass, dribble, or even shoot.

As long as you run to a reasonable position, catch the ball and dunk it, you're done.

He did this job very well.

Tonight, Li Zhen gave him a new task. Just bite Howard every step of the way, making him uncomfortable. Fight with him for strength, bounce with him, and speed with him.

Swift obliged right then and there.

As long as you don't use your brain, you can say anything.

So, the happy little monster was not happy on the spot.

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