The God of Basketball

Li Zhen reported to Isaiah Thomas about joining the Chinese national team.

Thomas was very supportive, and said: "I will let the Knicks show mercy in the game against you."

This is a bit of a nonsense.

The Knicks' grass-roots team, Nate Robinson, is a super core. Can you play with the Chinese team? The Chinese team has three quasi-NBA players, Wang Zhizhi, Yi Jianlian, and Sun Le.

This year's Las Vegas Summer League includes the Chinese national team, with a total of 24 teams participating.

It is much more luxurious than the other two summer leagues, the Orlando Summer League and the Rocky Mountain Summer League. After all, this is Las Vegas. Who wouldn't want to race and play here?

The rules of the summer league are a bit similar to those of the NCAA. They will first play 3 warm-up games, and then arrange the seeds from 1 to 24 according to the scores of these three games, and then the first round (single-elimination system, folded seeds from 9-24) The winner will enter the second round to play against the 1-8 seeds, and the loser will compete for the 17-24 ranking).

In other words, no matter how bad it is, each team will be guaranteed five games.

The Chinese team's first opponent is the New York Knicks.

When Li Zhen saw the Knicks roster the night before, he was in awe.

Although he always knew that Jamie Lin would be the head coach of the summer league, he didn't expect Isaiah Thomas to be so shameless. This thief actually pulled Nate Robinson, Buckleman, Eddie Griffin, David Lee, Sessions, and Jeff Rees to Las Vegas.

Hey, can't you afford to lose?

Li Zhen felt awkward.

But later, Jamilin explained to him: "The team members hope to improve too much. Moreover, this is a public-funded tourism project. Everyone is at home and has nothing to do, so they all come. Especially David Lee, David Lee I got into trouble with my girlfriend and was kicked out of the house, so I can only come here to avoid the limelight."

Uh... Li Zhen understands.

Then, the game started the next day.

Li Zhen realized that this is a place to avoid the limelight.

This is simply killing people, okay?

david lee,

You acted like a grandson when you played in the playoffs, how did you play in the summer league so majesticly? As a third-year student, as a quasi-first-line power forward who averaged 16.4 points and 7.6 rebounds per game in the regular season, are you ashamed?

No. 6 pick Yi Jianlian is obviously not used to the quasi-NBA-level whistle, and was unexpectedly attacked several times by David Lee, a short-handed monster.

There is no such thing as eating a cake and casting a king, this is an uprising to be a swingman.

If David Lee is a heinous abuser.

Then Nate Robinson is a vicious devil. This little potato seems to want to spill all his grievances, and when he catches the ball, he rushes into the penalty area.

Where has the Chinese team seen such a posture.

Although it is said that Chen Jianghua and Liu Xiaoyu have been scorned by Li Zhen in the past two days, they are facing Xiaotuo, the successor of the famous rugby family. This guy is strong and fierce, the two paper figures can only drift in the wind, all kinds of miserable. Captain Liu Weiwei's ass is useless at this time, and Nate Robinson's short winter melon chassis is very stable.

In addition, Eddie Griffin, who has been criticized by the Memphis people, has a new look.

As if he wanted to vote for his new club, Na, he treated the restricted area of ​​the Chinese team as his own living room... Crack! Blocking caps is like Taobao's big reward for fifty minus thirty, which makes the middle-aged women watching the game sway non-stop, what a hunk.

There is also Balkman, the man who keeps saying that Li Zhen is a dear brother, and he has not given the Chinese team any face at all. He has blocked and intercepted all kinds of cards, making it impossible for flies to fly in.

At halftime, 56:35.

This score makes Li Zhen can't stand it. "It's almost done."

Li Zhen walked over and kicked Little Tudou.

If you don't look at the monk's face and the Buddha's face, you can't play some business balls if the boss is still sitting here.

Li Zhen's behavior was tracked and reported on the big screen above his head, which made everyone around laugh.

Nix also leaned forward and back with a smile.

In the second half, Jamilin finally put on a rookie lineup.

Unexpectedly, Ramon Sessions, the second-round pick selected by the Knicks this year, shined brilliantly. This guy turned out to be very sophisticated. Moreover, he has shown that he is extremely good at pick-and-rolls, his breakthrough ability is also remarkable, and he is not a completely offensive point guard. His passing is quite satisfactory and can play a series role.

Moreover, he is not very good at the defensive end although he does not move laterally well. But he was smart enough to know his shortcomings. He took the initiative to defend the shooting guard of the Chinese team. Wang Lei and Zhu Fangyu were made very uncomfortable by him.

"I found the treasure."

Li Zhen and Jamilin expressed the same emotion. Given how smart this guy is, it is definitely worth the money for him to be selected in that pick.

At this time, the New York audience in front of the TV also noticed it.

It seems that idiot Isaiah Thomas really has a way in the draft. Not exactly a soft rice king who relies on the boss's favor to make a living.

In the end, the Chinese team lost the game with a decent 81:97.

In the fourth quarter, the Knicks players finally came to their senses and remembered the wise saying of "be a human and stay on the front line so that we can meet each other in the future". After all, the team leader sits on the bench of the Chinese team, so if you don't look at the monk's face, you have to look at the Buddha's face.

Interestingly, after the game, the players of the two teams had a barbecue in Las Vegas.

This made the American media call the people set up to collapse!

When the Knicks players arrived in Las Vegas, they didn't go to the bar, the casino, or the nightclub, but ran out for a barbecue?

Who would dare to believe this?

埃迪格里芬那个无恶不作的恶棍，在孟菲斯甚至敢揍主教练、当家核心的男人竟然还弹起了他心爱的小吉他，疯了吗？

What kind of magical power does Li Zhen have? Why can he always turn devils into ordinary college students?

The agents of many thorny players are planning to send their players to the Knicks for labor reform, such as the famous Bunch Wells, Ron Artest, Daliu Smiles...the notorious guys.

The friendship with the Knicks is very friendly. It is the first time for Chinese players to see legendary NBA players, which makes them have a clearer understanding of this group of black buddies who play well: they are just a bunch of fools!

It's nothing to be afraid of, don't they all have two eyes, one nose and one mouth.

They are stupid and can't be stopped. For example, that short winter melon Robinson who looked like a grasshopper on the court, he insisted that he could drink red wine upside down, and ended up bleeding from three holes... Is this something normal people can do?

Chen Jianghua secretly told Li Zhen several times behind his back: If I had known his IQ earlier, I would not be so frightened when facing him.

Li Zhen patted him on the shoulder: "That's right, people must have this kind of self-confidence. They have their advantages, and you have yours, don't you? Your performance of three mouths and one pig is really touching! It is worthy of Guangdong people!"

Classmate Chen nodded approvingly.

In contrast, Zhu Fangyu and Balkman compared the carp fight to destroy the entire lawn is a matter of another level.

But, it has to be said.

This close contact has given the Chinese players a deeper understanding of the NBA. These people are also ordinary people, but their physical fitness is better.

This is a good thing for the accumulation of players' confidence.

It was also one of Li Zhen's reasons for bringing them out for dinner... well, not at all. Li Zhen simply wanted to keep silent about Gisele Bundchen. And the Knicks also wanted to play Qiufeng, and then he thought of such a money-saving and fun thing.

Who made Citibank press hard now.

The landlord's family has no food left.

Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen don’t believe in tears. With so many properties, how many tears can fill them.

well! The suffering of house slaves, these idiots know nothing!

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If the Knicks still understand the love of incense, the group of stunned youngsters at the soon-to-be-closed Seattle Supersonics are simply bastards.

Especially Kevin Durant, a migrant worker, even came over to shake hands with Li Zhen before the game started, and said to him, "Take me to a barbecue if you have a chance."

"Also, if I don't try my best to score tonight, they will say that I am a parallel importer. In the last game, I only scored 9 points against the Sixers and took 21 shots."

He looked like "my brother has a problem".

But Li Zhen can't empathize at all, dear. It's like if Li Zhen told Xiao Du one day that it's not a buddy or a human being, it's your goddess who is fully automatic, and I have to sit up, I can't help it.

Xiao Du must not be able to understand, right?

Durant can be regarded as finding the level of confrontation at the NCAA level.

The grandson started the game with a coquettish ultra-long three-pointer, and then showed off a breakthrough in front of Mr. Zhu, entered the penalty area in two steps, and completed a dunk while avoiding Yi Jianlian's body.

This is simply an alien!

You actually said he was a parallel importer?

Li Zhen sat on the bench and looked at Durant, who had long hands and feet like a spider. He didn't know what those basketball experts thought.

Last year, it was justifiable to say that I was a parallel importer. After all, I pretended not to see my strengths in my pants, but Durant, with his long hands and feet, and his shooting touch, actually called him a parallel importer. Isn’t he blind?

Anyone with a little IQ should know that this f*ck must be a superstar in the future.

However, the future superstar is just too rude.

After scoring 17 points in a single quarter, he didn't stop in the second quarter and scored another 11 points.

The third quarter was played for half a quarter, and the record was about to be broken.

Li Zhen quickly persuaded him to accept it as soon as he was good, and don't make such a mess.

Durant also listened to persuasion, and their head coach is also a decent person. Seeing that the team was leading by almost 30 points, I quickly replaced Durant and Jeff Green.

They are content.

But the domestic audience became more and more unhappy the more they watched, the national team was beaten by NBA teams one after another like a sandbag, and they were still two bad NBA teams.

Can this be tolerated?

All of a sudden, the trolls were like a tide.

The players of the national team couldn't bear the mood of making jokes about Li Zhen.

Li Zhen saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart.

Fortunately, at this time, the leaders of the Basketball Association finally got the permission, and Li Zhen was finally included in the lineup.

At the same time, the Portland Trail Blazers led by the new No. 1 pick have attacked aggressively.

Good guy.

Hit this monster as soon as you come up.

You really think of me as a savior.

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