The God of Basketball

The reporters around watched very strangely the characters who combined Eastern mythology and Western mythology appeared in the yard. They first sang and danced and set off fireworks.

Then back to the restaurant for dinner.

What made the reporters very excited was that the two Athena goddesses were actually sitting beside Tang Seng.

It can be seen that the Queen Mother of the West and the God of Wealth are very happy tonight.

Wang Anni has been saying auspicious words of blessing. She wishes everyone happiness, good health and good health in the new year, and all wishes come true.

She also cooked dumplings and glutinous rice balls herself. Most of the Chinese dishes on the table came from her own cooking.

Although wearing the costume of the Queen Mother of the West is not very easy to perform, but fortunately, the two Athena and Wonder Woman are on the side to help.

The Chinese mother-in-law and the three potential foreign daughter-in-laws complement each other very well, and they even had a very speculative chat.

The smell of festiveness permeates the whole room.

It made the paparazzi and reporters around Li's mansion look very lonely. The winter in New York is very cold, and the sea breeze from the Atlantic Ocean is bitingly chilly.

Inside the Li mansion is warm and tender.

The God of Wealth raised his white wine glass.

He interpreted Chinese politeness vividly and exquisitely.

"Old C, are you not giving face? Come on, let's drink this cup of Moutai, and you will be half Chinese from now on."

"Don't just eat vegetables, come and drink some wine."

"Beauty, come, uncle toasts you, wishing you younger and more beautiful!"

"Drifting Monk, let's not talk nonsense, we are all Chinese, and we are all in the wine! Deep feelings, a mouthful of boredom, you can't raise goldfish in the bottom of the cup!"

"Come on, Athena S, let's have a toast, I hope your relationship with Bruce will last forever."

"Athena H, you come too, and I wish you and Bruce a happy life together!"

"Wonder Woman, let's have another one. You are very polite and have our oriental character."

"Come on, son, F Tang Seng. Don't be that Liu Xiahui who sits around in his arms. The men of our old Li family have to do what they have to do, and the responsibilities that should be shouldered should be carried on their shoulders. The greater the ability , the greater the responsibility, isn’t it? American superheroes are like this, and so are Chinese gods. If you don’t go to hell, whoever goes to hell. Come on, I’ve done it, you can do whatever you want!”

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Old Li was full of alcohol, and the more he talked, the more outrageous he became.

If it wasn't for the happy New Year's Eve, the Queen Mother of the West would have cast a thunder spell, grabbed his ears and sealed him away.

Let him be so foolish.

Anyway, the Eastern and Western gods in this room can't think of anything.

The power of liquor is infinite.

Zach drank two glasses and started talking nonsense. As he spoke, he began to cry bitterly again, talking about the things he was bullied when he was a child, and emphasized emphatically: I swear, no one will ever point a gun to my head. I don't want to prove that I'm great, I just want to tell XXX that what I lost, I will definitely get it back with my own hands...

Li Zhen was inexplicable.

Take Zoro to the guest room on the 1st floor.

Then, Zoro persisted for two rounds and was also spat out. The butler hurried over and carried him, who was full of staves, into another room on the first floor.

Then there is the United Arab Emirates. Although Ah Lian is from Dongguan, which is full of feasting and feasting, he really can't drink enough, and he starts to giggle after drinking a glass.

Send these three away.

The God of Wealth was also unconscious, and Queen Mother Xi had to help him up the elevator, then took him to the room, and never came down again.

Now, Li Zhen started to work.

He settled the swinging Wonder Woman first, then sent another Athena into the room, and then sent the other Athena back to the room.

Then, he felt hot all over his body.

And then...his consciousness seemed to be surrounded.

He felt like he was fighting all the time! ! !

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When Li Zhen woke up, he was lying in the largest bedroom in his house.

He felt comfortable all over, and he didn't have the splitting headache after a hangover.

But when he opened his eyes soberly, he saw that the whole room was in chaos.

In the end what happened?

Li Zhen stood up and went into the bathroom to wash up.

I found myself smelling of perfume and some strange red marks on my body.

He tried to recall, but couldn't recall anything.

Then, when he went to take a shower, he found an Athena blouse in the bathroom.

Um?

He was very strange and couldn't figure out whether it was S or H.

But when he came out, he was shocked.

He found another Athena robe.

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Zheng Banqiao's "rarely confused" quickly became Li Zhen's motto.

His headache now is another problem.

He found that his talent fusion reached 86, and his jumping talent skyrocketed to 94.

Overnight, the wind blows and the grass grows!

By the time he got on the plane to Phoenix, he still had no idea.

Although more than 40 reporters gathered around the Li mansion on New Year's Eve, there were no irritating reports in the news media the next day. It's just that the Li mansion held a special party.

In addition, several media pointed out that in the early morning of the next day, the three rumored girlfriends left one after another without any abnormality. It seems that the guests and hosts had a great time last night, very happy.

In fact, the Queen Mother of the West and the God of Wealth did not find anything either.

They didn't even wake up until noon the next day, and Bajie and Drifting were immediately broken. Sauron was better, but still groggy.

This group of people boarded the plane to Phoenix on the morning of the second day of the Lunar New Year.

This time the Knicks almost went all out.

Li Zhen, Zach Randolph, and Eddie Sauron Griffin were elected as the Eastern Conference All-Star starters. Although at the last minute, Kevin Garnett and Dwight Howard were very close to the votes of the two, they still failed to do so.

Both the media in Boston and Orlando suspected that the league had manipulated the incident, but they had no evidence.

In any case, Li Zhen's decision to participate in the slam dunk contest is enough for the league to repay the favor.

In addition, Yi Jianlian, Gasol Jr., Jordan Jr., Gallinari, and Dragic were all selected for the rookie game. One sophomore and four first-years can be described as an internal war for the Knicks.

Francisco Garcia also signed up for the three-point contest.

Therefore, the rich and powerful boss James Dolan directly arranged a special plane to escort this group of elite soldiers to Phoenix, asking them to play with style and level!

"James announced at the buzzer to participate in this year's slam dunk contest!!"

Zach Randolph rubbed his temples on the plane and told Li Zhen: "He just wanted to suppress you this time. The whole world knows that your jumping height is not good, they are too vicious!"

Randolph said indignantly: "I even want to lend you my jumping ability."

Uh... This sentence seems very unnecessary. Randolph lent Li Zhen his jumping ability, isn't that a side effect?

Li Zhen smiled, he was very calm.

When he learned that his jumping talent soared to 94. He knew that everything would fall into place.

He has decided that the first thing he does when he arrives in Phoenix is ​​to test his jumping height. He has to know exactly where his limit is.

"Why don't you play with some creativity? You will definitely get extra points if you play in Tang Seng's clothes!" Ah Lian was also a little worried.

But Li Zhenzhen told him: "Being a person should not be too ostentatious, and you must do it with real guns."

Forehead….

Alian is very sad.

Obviously, this year's slam dunk contest has become the most popular event of the All-Star Weekend. When the two famous stars of the league announced their participation at the same time, the topic exploded.

The NBA also took advantage of the opportunity to launch a very appealing lineup of judges: Vince Carter, Michael Jordan, Human Essence Films, Dr. J, and Glider sat on the judges' seat at the same time.

ESPN pointed out unreservedly: This is the strongest dunk lineup ever, and no refutation is accepted!

There is no way to refute.

What's interesting is that the NBA's publicity is also very targeted: who will be the next legend! !

The slogan excited the eight players participating.

Yes.

The rules for the dunk contest have even been changed this year.

In total, eight players were shortlisted.

First of all, eight players will dunk one each, and five judges will select four to participate in the official competition. Then, the top two will be determined through two rounds of dunks. become champions.

Basically, there must be black box operations in the first round.

This is the initiative reserved by the NBA. No matter how badly Li Zhen dunks in the first round, these five players will send Li Zhen to the top four.

JR Smith has raised his concerns, and he wants the five umpires to act impartially.

Josh Smith also has this doubt.

But NBA officials did not respond.

The eight players participating this year are: JR Smith, Josh Smith, Andre Iguodala, Nate Robinson, Dwight Howard, Russell Westbrook, Li Zhen, LeBron James.

From the perspective of appeal and topicality, the first four are basically difficult to get into.

So, they raise concerns.

But what can be done?

Everyone is here for Bruce.

Just like the star whistle of the NBA, he will be treated a little bit more than ordinary players. If he is not convinced, he will become stronger!

Li Zhen was sitting on the plane, and while he was texting Sharapova, the content of the chat between the two became more and more intimate.

While thinking about the action of the dunk contest in his head.

Now the media is frivolous about him.

Everyone thought he would be taken care of in the first round and then humiliated mercilessly in the second round.

No one thought he had a chance of winning.

Even his most die-hard fan, Kenny Smith, said he was too hasty in the slam dunk contest, using himself as a stepping stone for no reason.

Especially to foil LeBron James.

LeBron James thinks so too. His team has even begun to hype the succession of the dunk king, starting with Michael Jordan, and then pointing out Kobe Bryant, and then his jersey number is looming.

It's all about promoting his sneakers.

What's interesting is that the Li Zhen brand is also operating at the airport. What they want to operate is Westbrook, and they want to show Master Westbrook's physical fitness to the fullest... Good selling shoes!

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