The God of Basketball
Seven hundred and twenty-four: [1 drink, 1 peck, bad retribution]
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Before leaving for Houston, Li Zhen kissed each of the wives who lived in the Li family mansion. In fact, apart from the inconvenience caused by the pregnancy of Mary Olsen and Anne Hathaway, Li Zhen also provided additional services. Including Sharapova and Gisele Bundchen, who came back from Europe, broke their throats and ate golden throat lozenges.
The reason why Li Zhen did this is because he was photographed by the paparazzi at the backstage of Swift's concert and Selena had a kiss for five minutes.
There was a bit of uproar in the media, but the mood of the onlookers was generally stable.
After all, Li Zhen has already equated with the old pervert in North America.
If there is any scandal between him and any female celebrity, everyone will just wow, and then click on the big picture to see the details. As for why they got together, people don't care.
Anyway, since Bruce Lee half-openly admitted that he is an old pervert, more and more women want to have sex with him.
Everyone has no psychological burden.
So many women have done it, why can't we young girls, housewives, and celebrities do it?
To be honest, Li Zhen is a bit like Tang Monk meat combined with an apple from the Garden of Eden now...for a woman.
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The Houston Rockets became rich and powerful after being bought by the former CEO of Microsoft.
To be honest, Ballmer and Li Chen still have a little relationship.
This origin is in the business field. Mr. Ballmer's greatest trader is to make Nokia burp. However, Li Chen has become one of the big winners after the smart phone, and then in the past few years, he took precautions to sweep up the market. Li Chen is already the largest individual shareholder of Apple. As a result, his wealth has skyrocketed, and Li Zhen has no intention of selling his shares at all. He believes that there will be continued explosions.
Before the start of the playoffs, Ballmer promised the team that as long as the team wins the Clippers, he will buy the latest and most luxurious special plane for the team next year, and at the same time completely remodel the arena and staff treatment.
This is actually a change of direction to improve the treatment of the players.
Rich people always believe that there must be a brave man under a big reward.
Moreover, rich people also believe in data. Ballmer stared at the regular season record over and over again, and he couldn't see the possibility of the third in the West losing to the sixth in the West.
You know, the Rockets played a lot of games in the regular season, and the Clippers entered sixth at the buzzer.
Just because they are the defending champions? Just because Bruce Lee has so many girlfriends and can play with Disney's little princess backstage for five minutes with his tongue?
What a joke!
Ballmer's self-confidence was a bit too much, and even Phil Jackson vaguely reminded him not to expect too much, so as not to be more disappointed.
But Ballmer is not.
This kind of rich man is a top iron.
He was so iron that he even sat on the bench and spammed the Clippers.
Isn't this suicidal?
The fans at the Toyota Center restrained their emotions and didn't boo the Clippers. This guy spit, jumped up and down, and brushed up his presence. Sometimes accuse the Clippers players of fouling, and sometimes criticize the referee for favoritism.
This made Li Zhen very upset.
To be honest, the Rockets' lineup is really good. Phil Jackson still has two brushes. He came to the Rockets. After some sorting out, James Harden has made rapid progress, and the chemical reaction with Pau Gasol and Andre Bynum is also very good.
In the first quarter, they took the lead.
but.
When Ballmer began to criticize Bruce's operation in the Internet field, he thought he was just a rich man standing on the shoulders of Microsoft giants, saying that he would soon fall from the altar.
Li Zhen was angry.
Very serious consequences.
The Rockets must understand one thing, Bruce Lee in the regular season and Bruce Lee in the playoffs are two completely different people.
Moreover, when Li Zhen is not obsessed with swiping data, the lethality will be doubled.
Under Li Zhen's support, Iverson, Carter, and O'Neal took turns to play, and Jason Kidd and Stephen Nash also played together.
There are also a group of rookies who have burst out with the strength of elite players.
The Rockets couldn't handle it at all.
They are still too immature.
James Harden hasn't learned the essence of Pengci, he hasn't even learned how to pinch his arms, and he's still at the stage of playing Eurostep. How can he compete with Li Zhen?
Li Zhen hated him and complained again and again.
The former Lakers champion combination in the restricted area is now one old and one disabled, and they don't have the vigor of the past. Although the Clippers don't have any super insiders with the final word, Milicic, Jordan, Griffin, and O'Neal all have the power to fight.
Coupled with the fact that the Houston Rockets' rotation is far inferior to that of the Clippers, what awaits them is... only defeat.
No matter how fiercely Ballmer fights on the sidelines, it is useless.
His will can't control the huge gap in strength between the two.
Even if he sneaked into the home team's locker room at halftime, increasing the incentives.
But... what's the use?
In the second half, the Clippers continued to harvest.
The veterans and upstarts all rejoiced, and each of them took off under Li Chen's support like turning stone into gold!
ESPN, which is in charge of the broadcast, declared with mixed feelings: "The defending champion is indeed the defending champion. They hid it too well in the regular season. Although there are no Big Three and Big Four, everyone looks like a giant, and the salary space is still so big. Healthy, how can people play?"
The rocket became a ghost under the sword.
Tangtang was third in the Western Conference during the regular season, and died before halfway through the fourth quarter.
Let ESPN extremely emotional. "It seems that this year is still a four-way competition between the Knicks, Bulls, Lakers, and Clippers. Other teams have no chance at all."
well!
The alliance is no longer the 28th rule, and it is going directly to the 19th.
LeBron James definitely got off to a bad start.
If it weren't for his bad habit of starting a team at the peak in the summer of 2010, where would the NBA be as highly concentrated in resources as it is now.
Fortunately, there is Bruce Lee.
Li Zhen commented calmly after the game: "If the team owner had said less, we might not have played so well. Look, he angered at least 9 of us at the same time, and 9 of them scored in double figures." .”
Li Zhen said to the reporter with a smile.
He doesn't have much respect for Ballmer. Everyone is a billionaire, so no one can look down on anyone.
Moreover, it has now entered the era of mobile Internet. Microsoft's system hegemony is not so unbreakable anymore, besides, what is a former CEO doing.
Li Zhen can't see such a person.
Therefore, the Rockets naturally have to bear his anger.
Phil Jackson still tried his best to repair it after the game, just like Li Zhongtang, the number one papermaker in the Qing Dynasty, who knew that the Rockets were powerless. But he was still emphasizing there: We didn't do enough tactically, we let them get too many opportunities on the flank. Bruce made our defense too concentrated on the strong side.
After the game, he stayed up all night, carefully analyzing the strengths and weaknesses of the Clippers.
Although the result of various deduction is that the Clippers won without any suspense, but... this old man in his dying years had to start believing in miracles.
Because now some media have already made it worse, saying that wherever Phil Jackson goes, Bruce Lee's anger will be brought there.
Phil Jackson was also wronged.
However, no wonder there are conspiracy theories.
After all, in recent years, Phil Jackson's hard-won reputation has been ruined here. Lost from the Lakers to the Knicks, and from the Knicks to the Rockets.
I can't help people to think that he is... a master who gets on fire.
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For two consecutive days, the East and the West each completed the first game of the first round.
Except for the defending champion Los Angeles Clippers, who swept the Rockets away with a gram, all other teams in the upper half won.
Needless to say, the eastern part is purely oligarchic basketball, and the relationship between the upper half and the lower half is the relationship between Zhou Bapi and Yang Bailao.
West side.
The Lakers hoisted the Nuggets to play, and the Nuggets originally claimed what the Plateau Athletics Team was.
As a result, the Lakers set up checkpoints and directly turned the 100-meter race into a 110-meter hurdles. The Nuggets' boys were thrown off their feet, and even the flounder couldn't be saved.
After a game, they lost a full 21 points.
Yao Huang is also honest, he will not restrain himself at all, he scored 32 points and 22 rebounds, suppressing all the jumping men of the Nuggets under Wuzhi Mountain.
The young and energetic Oklahoma City Thunder also made it to the Western Conference finals last year. This year, they were beaten to death by the Mavericks because of the scattered personnel. They have no respect for the elderly at all.
I have pity on German king Dirk Nowitzki, who is full of iron eggs and scored 32 points one by one. He is powerless to stop Kevin Durant from dissipating his resentment for not being the scoring champion. He scored 42 points at home to prove that he scoring ability.
Westbrook was also on a rampage, coupled with Kevin Martin, the old winger on the wing, and the three joined hands to force Mark Cuban into tears.
That night, I called Li Zhen: "Brother, please help me. I want to rebuild, and I want the Youth Army."
Li Zhen agreed: "Take Nowitzki in exchange!"
Mark Cuban is in a dilemma.
Nowitzki is his darling. For so many years, the Mavericks have welcomed and sent so many players, and he only has feelings for Nowitzki.
But now...year after year, day after day, what should I do if I continue to waste like this.
Mark Cuban sighed and hung up the phone.
Li Zhen feels that the time for Nowitzki to join the Clippers is not far away. As long as Mark Cuban can figure it out, this thing seems like a happy ending.
The San Antonio Spurs finally got their revenge in front of 20,000 fans at home.
After gaining weight, Duncan is no longer the second child who was randomly pushed out of the penalty area by Zach Randolph and Marc Gasol last season. This year he is so domineering that Zach and Pau Gasol can't stop complaining.
There is no doubt that the black and white bears are all-star players. Together, they can be regarded as a golden partner... After all, they are the CP that Li Zhen personally matched.
But who is Duncan.
Although known as the number one power forward in history, who dares to say that he can't do the work of a top center after the four major centers have withered?
To be honest, he joined the Spurs for the first championship, and he played like a center.
Although Admiral Robinson has the title of one of the four major centers, he actually does all the work of a power forward... even a bit like a small forward.
Otherwise, the other three of the four major centers...why look down on him so much. Especially Shaquille O'Neill, who almost regarded him as an interrogation object. When he was still in Orlando in the 1990s, every time he played with the Spurs, he dunked the Admiral... many of which were on the best shots of his career.
After the Spurs revenge.
The situation in the west is actually very obvious.
There is a high probability that the Lakers, Thunder, Clippers, and Spurs will advance to the semifinals.
...
Phil Jackson played strong-side transfer all his life, from Chicago to Los Angeles, then to New York, and now to Houston.
But... did he really understand?
Pat Riley scoffed at him as early as the 1990s, thinking that he never really proved his coaching level, and he always relied on the blessing of the league's top stars. It is impossible to tell who is blessing whom.
To be honest, the championship of Zen Master's coaching career is still inseparable from the support of the active No. 1 star.
The Bulls relied on Jordan, the Lakers relied on O'Neal for the first three championships, and Kobe for the last two championships.
When the Knicks won another championship, he wanted to prove himself at that time. As a result... Li Zhen was emptied of the finals, and he didn't even go to the finals.
Then he engages in the Big Three such as LeBron James.
In the words of Pat Riley: This fully proves that Phil Jackson can't win the championship without the first star. The reason why the Knicks took the runner-up was found, because LeBron James is not the number one star in active service.
What you said is too bad for the mother. He took all the bamboo shoots in Miami.
This sentence was brutally shot at both James and Phil Jackson at the same time, super double.
second game.
Houston put together an epic defense against the Clippers' weak side, and then they lost even worse.
Ballmer's face was so green.
Using a Harden to defend Li Zhen, isn't that the same as blowing up the vault and giving the robber a pickup truck?
Li Zhen can get as many points as he wants.
The Rockets chose to drink poisoned wine on the weak side in the last game, and chose to drink Li Zhen's poisoned wine in this game.
Which glass of poisoned wine is more poisonous, any idiot knows.
However, Phil Jackson has no choice.
Tactics can only be arranged in this way.
As the head coach, it would be embarrassing to die under the same move.
Died under different moves, at least it proves that the head coach is still working hard.
Although it can't be said that it is a glorious defeat, at least there is hard work without credit.
However.
Ballmer has no heart.
He couldn't see the painstaking efforts of Phil Zhongtang.
Before the Houston Rockets set foot on the away game to Los Angeles, the local media had already broke the news that Phil Jackson would be dismissed from get out of class.
This is nothing like killing a donkey.
Before the mill was unloaded, he planned to kill the donkey and set the donkey meat on fire.
From this we can see what kind of two games Houston will experience in Los Angeles Staples.
Li Zhen was very calm.
He even generously said to the media: "Phil Jackson is still very capable. If he is willing to come to the Los Angeles Clippers as an assistant coach, we welcome it."
What a loss!
Li Zhen's words are blatantly avenging Jamilin.
Back then, Phil Jackson kicked Jamilin out, but now Li Zhen said that Phil Jackson would be Jamilin's assistant coach.
One drink and one peck.
Bad retribution!
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