The God of Injustice in Marvel

When Leon and Captain America went there to look for Bucky, Thor was idly teasing the little spider outside the door of Tony's mansion.

As a prince of Asgard, Thor has always been called "His Royal Highness" by others. In fact, Thor has never been famous on earth.

Needless to say, Leon, this guy has always been interested in Thor's hammer. Unfortunately, he has tried eight hundred times and failed to bring up the Hammer of Storms. He was so angry and added the embarrassing question, and he got angry with Thor.

Moreover, it was not just once or twice that both sides of the fight were miserable but still managed to hold on.

Saul has always wondered whether, in addition to his poor brain, Leon also suffers from persecution paranoia and bipolar disorder.

Fury, as the official "connector" between Earth and Asgard, has always had a hostile attitude towards Thor. No, to be precise, Fury has this attitude towards all extraterrestrial life.

Sol is already pretty good.

Captain America, in his heart, he has no idea of ​​authority, incomparability, or how it should be. The God of Thunder is the God of Thunder, and anyone who can be a friend is a friend. If he wants to be an enemy, Captain America is totally worthy of anyone.

Anyway, it’s a 50-50 shot with a shield, so it’s not bad~~

Tony. Hehe... This guy is not much better than Leon.

Banner...

I don’t know what kind of medicine Leon took wrongly. When we were having dinner before, he suddenly wanted to know who was stronger, Thor as Thor or the transformed Hulk, so he decided to organize a small-scale friendly competition.

Leon came up with the idea, and as a loser Tony, he stuck a needle in Banner's butt.

Later... Sol didn't want to mention it later.

Anyway, these friends and comrades on earth are not very interested in Thor's identity as the prince of Asgard.

This made Sol feel a little uncomfortable. Although he didn't mind it, he was still a little unaccustomed to it.

Moreover, it would be uncomfortable for everyone if you have an advantage but cannot show it off!

My friend is like this, and Thor, an ordinary earthling, doesn't have the time to go find someone to brag about his identity. He has been suppressing it for so long.

Fortunately, this time, he caught a lone little spider!

This time I can show him off properly.

It just so happened that this kid was just starting out. He obviously didn't understand anything and hadn't seen much of the world. Unlike Hawkeye and the Widow Sister, he was more or less a normal person.

This choice is perfect!

…………

"Ahem! Um...your name is Peter Parker, right?"

Thor started by pretending to cough. He had heard Leon calling Little Spider's name before, and also heard the child introducing himself in the basement.

The serious and polite kind.

Sure enough, Little Spider had no idea that he was about to face a 1,500-year-old "big kid" who had no one to talk to on earth, so he replied very politely: "Oh! Yes, Thor

Sir, I know who you are, you are the Thor of Asgard, right!

The man who opened a big hole in the sky and released a lot of alien monsters in the Big Apple City is your brother, right? I heard he was picked up?"

Thor:…………

How come this kid doesn't play by the rules at all? I'm obviously the one asking you, so why do you ask so many questions?

It’s still such an embarrassing thing!

This kid is not cute at all!

"Ah...ahem! Who told you this? This matter is rather complicated. First of all..."

"Yeah!" Little Spider said seriously, and even took off his hood.

"First of all, why am I telling you this!"

Sol did not forget what he "should" do, and hurriedly changed the subject with nonsense: "That's not important, you are still too young, you will know it later!"

When the conversation changed, Sol brought the topic to the "right path" and said, "You know I am... Oh, yes, you know. Ahem! Then you know..."

"Do you have a cold? If you keep coughing, it might be..."

"I'm a god, and gods don't catch colds. We Asgardians don't have this kind of physical discomfort that only mortals have."

Inadvertently using the little spider's interruption to force a show, Thor was so proud that he thought he would receive a heartfelt praise and envy, and then...

"Then why did your face turn purple just now in the underground studio?"

Thor:…………

"I saw you wiping your mouth with Mr. Dracula's red cloak."

Thor:…………

"Oh! That's right, your cloak also needs to be used to cover your face to prevent you from smelling it!"

Thor:…………

"Do people in Asgard wear red cloaks? Do they also cover their mouths with cloaks?"

Thor:…………

Are all the special coded earthlings so arrogant?!

Make a big move!!

As soon as he raised his hammer, Thor showed an invincible smile on his face. He waved the hammer gently, and Thor smiled and said: "Ah... those are not important, look at this! This is mine.

The weapon, its name is: Meowth...ah no! Its name is Mjolnir!"

Leon always called his hammer Mewhammer, and he always said it in front of Thor, which made Thor almost say it, but luckily he came back at the last moment.

Otherwise, he could imagine what questions this little spider would ask: [Ah! Meow Hammer, then why isn't it pink? 】

"This hammer was made for me by my father, Odin, the God-King of Asgard. It is made from the core of a dying planet, and its handle is made of the World Tree.

of branches.

Do you know what the World Tree is? Hahaha, you won’t know it at first glance.”

Seeing the little spider's eyes widening after hearing this, and staring straight at his hammer, Thor thought to himself, this can be regarded as a victory!

So he spoke even more energetically: "This hammer was enchanted by my father. Only those who are worthy of it can lift it! And when I swing it, I can fly!"

As he spoke, Thor waved the hammer up and down a few times. The meaning of this was naturally self-evident.

Brother is the one who deserves it!

Awesome!

Not surprised!

No envy!

Want to test your qualifications?

Listening to Sol Sophia's contented narration and looking at the hammer thrown around in his hand, the little spider pinched his chin and asked: "...In other words, without this hammer, you can't fly, right?

?!"

Thor:…………

"Then it would be miserable for you to lose your hammer. Hahaha, I seem to have made a mistake. How could you lose your hammer if you are so powerful?"

Thor:…………

"I remembered that those guys who used to cause destruction all over the world seemed to use hammers. However, although their hammers look bigger, they are definitely no match for you!"

Thor:…………

"Then who is stronger, you or Mr. Lyon? Hmm... Although I admire Mr. Lyon very much, his weapons seem to be big bones, nunchucks, long knives, and crowbars. It seems that it is indeed Mr. Saul.

You are more powerful!"

Thor:…………

Stop talking, stop talking!

"Well, Mr. Saul, I know that Mr. Lyon's character may be a bit...well, not easy to get along with. If you have a conflict, I hope you can hold back, okay?"

Thor:…………

Why the hell am I still holding on?!

As for the things you mentioned that Lyon uses, every one of them has hit me on the head!

Do you know what the big bone in his hand is made of?

Do you know that his crowbar hurts more than that big bone hitting someone?

you know...

"You know shit!"

Thor angrily ran to the door of the basement and sat down on the ground. He picked up the small wooden stick that Cap had thrown on the ground, and scratched it back and forth on the ground.

For some reason, Little Spider suddenly felt that Mr. Sol, who didn't seem to have a very good temper, seemed...

Feeling very lonely?!

"God will also be sad..."

As an ordinary person's life, there seems to be nothing to complain about.

Putting on his hood, the little spider ran backwards, waving his hands and shouting: "Thank you! Mr. Sol!"

He had just been concerned about the escape of Electro, who had lost an arm. Now that the fight was over, he finally saw his idol, Mr. Lyon, up close.

There is nothing to do here, so why not track down the Electro and catch him before he does evil?

After running into a forest area with towering trees, the launcher on the little spider's wrist ejected a high-strength synthetic spider thread, which stuck firmly to the branches.

Just like swinging on a swing, the little spider shouted "Thank you" one last time and disappeared into the woods.

Thor was left standing with a displeased expression on his face.

Thank me?

Thank me for something!

Taunting me makes you happy, doesn't it?

Just as he was thinking about it, the door to the underground studio opened, and Tony in armor came out.

"I thought I heard someone saying thank you, is it that child?

Sol, what good things have you done as a senior?"

Stop asking! If you ask, you are overturning your position!

When he lowered his head and was about to say something to Tony, Thor saw a small patch of blood on the leg of Tony's suit.

Although Leon left first, he asked Dracula, as his "subordinate", to bring a few half-dead people and gave Tony a note.

I heard that these people are members of Hydra. Thor has seen real Hydra, and these ordinary humans don't look like them either.

But Tony looked very excited. Of course, he might also be angry?

Sol couldn't tell the difference very clearly, but he knew that at this time, just keep quiet.

One by one, Leon kicked those guys into the underground studio, said to Tony: "Leave it to you." Then he left with Captain America, and Tony also stood there for a long time, and

Sol said: "Wait for me." Then he walked down to the underground studio.

Now it seems that those guys are very likely... not very likely, but they have definitely gone to hell.

"I feel better now."

He didn't mention the small blood stain, nor did he ask anything else about the specific reason. Thor simply smiled and patted Tony on the shoulder.

This action is something Leon often does, and Sol does it very smoothly.

After smiling, Tony hit Sol's shoulder in return and looked back at the entrance door of the underground studio.

"It's okay. I'm in an unprecedented mood now. It's as good as eating a cheeseburger. Hahahaha!"

He reached out and took out the small piece of paper that Leon thrust into himself, with an address recorded on it.

"This is the last place."

The visor closed, Tony rose into the air, and looked back at Thor: "Let's go, hasn't Jane Foster been sent to the hospital to recuperate? If you don't go back to Asgard, what are you doing here? Follow

Let me go with you, maybe Leon and the captain have already arrived."

Thor nodded.

He really has nothing to do, and he is not going anywhere.

Just as he waved the hammer and flew up, Tony's voice rang in his ears: "Hey, that's right! Sometimes I'm curious, Thor. Logically speaking, you are a god, but why haven't I seen you flying by yourself?

Ah? Like Leon, flying directly.

If there wasn't this hammer holding you, wouldn't you be able to fly?"

Thor:…………

Why, Leon asked it again, that damn kid asked it again, and you ask it again!

You earthlings are so annoying!!

"I have two goats, and they usually pull the cart and let me fly in the sky. They are two extremely powerful monsters, but they were still tamed by me."

Thor has regained a little bit of face. You Tin Man, you still need to rely on technology!

"Oh~~~!"

The flame jet propulsion device under his feet increased the jet, and Tony's speed gradually increased, and he asked: "...In other words, you still have to rely on other things to fly, and you still can't fly by yourself?"

"How dare you stop and don't run away! Let's see if I don't smash your feet with a hammer! Did you hear what that kid asked me?"

"Hahahahaha...!"

Tony hurt a wave of Thor, accelerated violently, and ran away quickly.

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Thor followed Tony to a place that looked like an abandoned military fortress. The ground outside the door was full of wasteland and overgrown with weeds. It looked like no one had been here for a long, long time.

Tony wanted to decipher the code of the entrance door, but Sol had already picked up the hammer and knocked a big hole in the big iron door above.

He turned around and glanced at Tony: "I just think it's faster this way."

After saying that, he hit the hammer again and opened a bigger hole.

"Wow! Violent demolition!"

Needless to say, this cheap news, Leon is here.

Carrying the flightless Captain America, Leon dropped from the sky and let go directly above the big hole. Captain America also cooperated very well, folding his arms and shoulders, and "jumped" in through the opening of the hole like a javelin.

"Why did you bring this person here? Isn't there a plane?"

Leon stopped looking down at the hole below, straightened up and shrugged: "There's nothing we can do, we don't want to miss it, so we have to hurry up. I can fly much faster than an ordinary plane.

With Captain America guiding me, I am more flexible. He can’t fly, so I can only carry him..."

After saying that, he raised his eyes and glanced at Sol.

Who the hell are you looking at! Captain America can’t fly, so look at what I’m doing!

You must have taught the kid all those questions! Otherwise, how could he get the point right every time?

Thinking about it this way, it’s a good time!

Thor was about to question Leon when a creaking sound came from below.

Captain America opened the door from the inside.