The God of Injustice in Marvel
Chapter 50 Liar, cat, koala
Rooftop.
Tony sat on the ground bored.
Less than a hundred yards ahead, a battle between man and machine was taking place.
To be precise, it is humans (doubtful) unilaterally playing tricks on mechas.
"This is a precious video of early humans taming wild mechas, Tony! Have you recorded it?"
Leon shouted, and Tony could only deal with it.
He casually pulled down the surveillance camera on the rooftop and cleaned up the leaking wires. Tony closed one eye and said, "It's recorded! It's all recorded! Be careful behind you."
ah?
Leon, who was standing there with his hands on his hips, turned around.
"I'm going to... kill you! You bastard!"
Driving the Iron Overlord mecha, Obadai angrily hit it with a pair of iron fists!
Just one step away, just one step away!
With just this last small step, he can kill Tony and take his own money to a foreign country. With this money, he can live a good life anywhere.
It's a pity that all this was ruined by——a cat?!!
"You nosy guy! Why did you stop me!"
Well……
"Maybe it's because I'm a nosy guy?"
He jumped back to avoid Iron Overlord's powerful and heavy attack, but in Leon's opinion, it was extremely slow. It was easy to avoid. Leon seemed to be confused and answered, but in fact he said sarcastically.
One sentence made the panting old man choke to the point where he almost stopped breathing.
There are actually such annoying people in this world?!
"f***??!s*****!d****!"
Old Obadiah cursed loudly.
"Please tell me something, I remember you are not like this character!"
In the back, Tony Stark, who was not under pressure or worried about his life, had changed to lying on his side.
After taking a break to rest my mouth, I started to speak venomously.
After dodging another Iron Overlord attack, Leon still had time to turn around and reply to Tony: "You are on the first floor, and someone scolds you, and you are very angry. When you stand on the tenth floor, and that person scolds you on the first floor, you
If you can't hear clearly, you may even think that he is complimenting you and you are in a good mood! When you are standing on the 100th floor, that person is still scolding you, but when you look around, you can't even see that person.
.Everywhere you look, there is scenery.”
Floating in the air, the evening breeze blew up the corners of Leon's clothes, and he straightened his hat: "Sometimes, a person is attacked by others precisely because he is too good, and if he feels pain and anger because of this, then he can only
It shows that his structure is not enough."
Gently raising his head, Leon said like a master: "Enlarge your vision, enlarge your mind, and enlarge your structure. Only in this way will your life be more exciting!"
Raising one arm high, Leon shouted: "I will give anyone who scolds me a slap in the face. When he does attack me in the future, his head will be pulled off. Isn't this just a joke?"
"Understand the applause!"
At this moment, Leon is the master!
At first, what Leon said made sense, and Tony thought this was what a powerful magical creature should have.
After hearing this...
Sure enough, it’s still unrealistic to expect a cat to say anything serious like a human being!
"Mr. Cat, I have a different opinion!"
Tony said: "If you scold him on the first floor, he will be very angry when he hears it. If he goes to the tenth floor, I can make you a big speaker, and if you scold him, he will still be very angry. If he goes to the 100th floor, I can
I’ll make a phone call for you. He’ll still be very angry even if you scold him.”
"Even if he goes to the moon! I can build a spaceship and send you to scold him in person! I guarantee you will hear it more clearly than you can on the first floor!"
Lyon admires: "Technology changes life!"
Tony shook his finger: "No, technology can change your life, but it can't change your life, money can!"
Ah! Master! I understand!
After listening to the whole story, Obadie felt that these two guys were ignoring him and humiliating him!
"ah!!!"
Iron Overlord jumps over: Ruthless Iron Hand!
Lyon counterattacks: Quickly draw the gun! Baptism of the Holy Spear!
Iron Overlord: Charge up a strike! Phase dash!
Lyon:Deadly Rhythm!
Iron Overlord: Dragon Crash!
Lyon: The power of the master! The focus of the shooter! The energy pouring! The final moment! The perfect curtain call!
Iron Overlord: Wither...
…
With one shot on Oba's forehead, this business tycoon who had been famous for half his life and a genius mecha pilot ended his life.
Tony walked over slowly and looked at the elder, mentor, friend... and enemy of life and death who fell on the spot, lying in the Iron Overlord.
Finally, the thousands of words in my heart turned into a sigh.
"well…………"
Squatting down and grabbing the battery from Iron Overlord's chest that Obadiah had grabbed from his chest, Tony closed his eyes for Obadiah who didn't close his eyes at the end.
Looking at the battery in his hand, Tony had a lot of thoughts.
He seemed to have accidentally developed an epic product. Tony himself thought of it as a battery and energy source, but Obadiah saw through the nature of this little thing at a glance.
It is still a weapon.
Unconsciously, he clenched the battery in his hand. Tony secretly made up his mind that this thing must not fall into the wrong hands!
He took out the dimmed battery from his chest and replaced it with the one in his hand. Tony stared at the battery in his hand quietly, not knowing what he was thinking.
a long time.
When Tony came back to his senses, Leon was still standing beside him. The two guns with unlimited bullets were no longer stored somewhere. He put his hands in his pockets and tapped his feet in boredom.
"Mr. Cat."
"Um?"
"Aren't you going to go back?"
"ha?"
"Um?"
Lyon:……
Tony:……
Silence, silence is Cambridge tonight.
…
"That..." It was Leon who spoke first. He really couldn't resist Tony's weird look.
"Actually, you can call me Leon."
"so……"
"That's right." Leon was also very bachelor: "As you can see! I am a human being. 100% human!"
Taking off his hat and saluting, Lyon's movements were smooth and perfect: "Please allow me to belatedly introduce myself. My name is Leon Collins."
"It's a druid!"
…
…
Silence, the summer insects are also silent for me.
"fraud."
Tony blinked and said, "I won't believe you anymore. That Druid must be fake too!"
Although I think Tony's words are a bit biased, it's not easy for Leon to explain. After all, he has habitually lied to Tony again.
Druid?
He's a fucking druid!
"You are a liar."
I'm not……
"Maybe you're actually a koala or something."
I'm not……
"That man named Robert Downey Jr. might be you!"
I'm not!
Brother, I really am not!
Leon explained, with his eloquent tongue and lotus-like mouth reciting the Mysterious Sutra, Tony here is that I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen, you lie to people, you lie to people, you lie to people...
The two were fighting each other when Pepper came up.
For the first time, Leon turned into a black cat again.
Tony gave him a condescending look, and the black cat Leon responded with a peep-eye.
"Tony! Tony, are you okay? Oh...oh! There is actually a cat!"
"Yeah~"
Tony said: "There was a koala just now."
"koala?"
"Well, maybe I saw it wrong, maybe it's a panda."
Pepper looked at Tony worriedly.
It’s over, my brain is broken, it seems...
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