Late at night, in a bar.

After searching for more than an hour but finding nothing, Leon walked into the bar helplessly. He didn't know what was wrong with the Big Apple, but he didn't come across a crime even for an hour in the middle of the night!

People’s hearts are not ancient!

As soon as Leon, who was wearing a mask, entered the door, several people noticed him. Leon was in a bad mood, and he didn't want to fish at this time. People just looked at him a few times because he was dressed strangely, so he held his neck and shouted: "Look.

What are you looking at! I have never seen such a handsome boss!"

There weren't many sober people in the bar. If it weren't for Leon's attire being too weird and the mask on his face revealing the weirdness, those people who slapped the table might not have followed their friends' advice and sat down again.

Already.

Leon waited there with anticipation for a long time, but no one rushed up to give him a few punches!

Too bad!

Sitting down in front of the bar, the bartender looked at Leon for a long time before reluctantly coming over to chat.

"I'm not going to eat you! Have a gin and tonic, forget it, tequila."

Holding his own wine glass, Leon opened the lower edge of his mask and took a sip.

"What's going on in this world? Where have all those cute bad guys gone?"

A man with messy hair sitting next to Leon heard this and glanced at him.

Leon didn't notice it and was still thinking about it.

"Wine is really good, but this tequila is a bit too unpleasant to drink."

The bartender glanced at him, too angry to say anything.

Leon tried fishing several times to no avail, and finally gave up completely: "Give me two more cups, and give one cup to the uncle next to me. I see that he seems to be very lonely and helpless, just as miserable as me!"

Two glasses of tequila were placed on the bar. Leon raised his own glass, but the other one was pushed back by the uncle.

"Children, it's better to go home and drink milk. Don't follow the example of others who go to the bar to get drunk when you are heartbroken. Your wine is here. After you drink it, just go home honestly!"

The uncle with messy hair knew the fact that Leon was young just by listening to his voice and looking at his exposed chin. Although his words were not very pleasant and his tone was not very gentle, Leon could still hear the kindness in the uncle's words.

.

To put it simply, she is arrogant.

I want to express goodwill, but I always convey it in a fierce tone and disdainful expression, for fear that others will know that I am not a bad person.

This kind of behavior is always called tsundere.

Leon found it very interesting. He couldn't meet a pure bad guy, but if he met a not-so-pure good guy, his trip was not in vain!

"Uncle, milk really doesn't taste good, and I get a headache when I drink milk."

The uncle with messy hair still didn’t turn around to look directly at Leon. He had a wine glass in one hand and a cigar in the other. He was happier than a god!

"Why? Allergy?"

Perhaps out of boredom, the uncle still replied.

"No."

Leon said seriously: "Every time I lie down on the ground and want to drink milk, it always kicks me in the head."

Pang Rang~

The uncle with messy hair opened his mouth wide in surprise, and his cigar fell on the bar, with ashes scattered everywhere. He was not cool at all.

The uncle finally turned around and looked at Leon in surprise. His expression seemed to say: Is this how you drink milk????!

If you don’t have a headache, who will?

When the messy-haired uncle turned his head and looked at Leon, Leon, who had been smiling just now, seemed to have seen some incredible legendary creature, and opened his mouth wider than the surprised uncle.

He didn't expect that he would meet his favorite comic and film character from his previous life here.

Hugh Jackman!

No, it's...

Uncle Wolf!!

The messy-haired Uncle Wolf opened his mouth from ear to ear because of Leon's explosive speech, while Leon also opened his mouth wide because he saw his idol.

The two of them just looked at each other with their mouths open for several seconds. It wasn't until Uncle Wolf was hit by the smoke from the cigar on the table that he came back to his senses and looked at Leon with a lunatic look, and gave him an annoyed look.

After a quick glance, he didn't want to pay any attention to him, so he picked up the cigar and turned around to drink.

Leon was so excited!

Uncle Wolf!

The living Uncle Wolf!

Live, Uncle Wolf!!

Moving the high stool, Leon moved closer to Uncle Wolf, getting closer to his idol.

Sure enough, the cigar never leaves his body, and he always holds the cigar in his mouth. He is just like Smoker the White Hunter, smoking two cigars at the same time!

hair……

If that doesn't work, just get a perm or something... just combine the three major hobbies, and that's the real happiness like a god!

In fact, that's not important. The main thing is that Uncle Wolf's hairstyle, with bulges on both sides of his forehead as if he has ears, is really ugly!

If you are not handsome enough, most people will never be able to pull off this hairstyle.

In the comics, it may be to increase character recognition. In reality, it is completely unnecessary!

In terms of height...

Let me tell you, Uncle Wolf, you are right with his short legs... Hahahahahahahahaha!

"why are you laughing?!"

Uncle Wolf no longer wanted to talk to this crazy kid who didn't know whose family he was. Unexpectedly, this crazy kid came up to him and looked at him inexplicably and started laughing!

ah?

Did I laugh out loud?

"Oh! Haha, it's nothing, it's just that you look like an acquaintance of mine, an elder... who I miss very much."

Uncle Lang raised his eyebrows, but still ignored Leon, still cultivating himself while smoking and drinking.

Leon scratched his head, Uncle Wolf is really not that easy to get close to!

I remembered that in a certain X-Men movie, the young Charles and Magneto, who were not yet bald, also went to a bar to ask for help from Uncle Wolf, who had been drinking in broad daylight. After the two of them explained their purpose, Uncle Wolf didn't even look back.

He just said one sentence:

乀(ˉεˉ乀) roll.

Well...it's your character!

The second attempt to seduce him was fruitless, so Leon persevered and tried a third time, this time with a bigger move.

"Um...I hope I didn't disturb you...but..."

Before he finished speaking, Uncle Wolf toasted, interrupting Leon's chatter: "You've already disturbed me."

After saying that, he gave the bartender a look, and Uncle Wolf turned around and left.

Leon was sure that Uncle Wolf must have noticed something from his words, and he was now waiting for him to catch up!

What a great move to wait for the rabbit!

After drinking up the wine in the glass in the same gulp, Leon pulled down his mask and wanted to chase Uncle Wolf. As soon as he stood up, he was stopped by the bartender.

"Sir, you still..."

Leon quickly took out the cash and was about to run out again, but then he was stopped again.

"Sir...I'm sorry, there is also the gentleman just now, he said..."

Wonderful!!!

Uncle Wolf!

Is this your plan?

If you don't drink when I invite you to drink, you will end up skipping the bill and letting me pay the bill.

It not only ensures my aloof style, but also gets real benefits. Why didn’t I expect it?

Leon felt that if he had done the same thing just now and ran outside to wait, Uncle Wolf would have been willing to fall into the trap, pay the bill honestly, and then chase him.

As we all know, Uncle Wolf has always been very tolerant of ordinary people. He would not dare to fight back when someone bumped into him, for fear that he would accidentally beat the person to death.

But if the other party is powerful, then Uncle Wolf won't care.

Let me ask you if you can withstand Edman’s metal claws! You’ll be finished if you see if I can scratch you!

Why do the poor bother the poor?

Leon accepted Uncle Wolf's share, left the bar, and walked in the most remote and darkest direction.

Sure enough, within a few steps, Uncle Wolf... caught up from behind?!

Ps: The following part of the plot is to a large extent one of the reasons why I wrote this book.

To wipe away the regrets in my heart, fan fiction is basically written because of this. Of course, my biggest regrets about the Marvel movies are Uncle Wolf, Widow Sister, and Tin Man←_←

Also, thanks to Stanley the Black Hand, Enjoy the City, Chen Ge, Xiaoguang Book Friends, and **Death Emperor for their rewards. Haha! My fan base is growing! (There may be something wrong with my writer assistant, I just saw it.

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Another one: Kamen Rider Wang Xiaoming, a passing book friend, how did you do it? Why did I try but the system didn’t allow it?

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