The Gods Are Coming: Fortunately, I Have A God-Slaying Simulator!
Chapter 11 Master Luo, You Are Dead
In the middle of the night, the street is cold and windy, and there are few people.
For the first time in the real world, Jiang Ye left the apartment without love.
He looked up at the high apartment floor, and the fluorescent sign above it was impressively written with seven big characters "Apartment Without Love"!
"It turns out that the simulated description is true. This apartment building really has that name..."
Jiang Ye chuckled and headed towards the black market bar in his memory.
There is still more time than Nine Heavens before the advent of the gods, which is the era of urban civilization.
This is a precious period of time, when Jiang Ye came to this world, he hadn't fully enjoyed the glamor and prosperity.
How can you like to live a life of fighting, killing and worrying?
"I hope this Nine Heavens is a truly precious time of peace. Don't make any gods land in advance!"
Jiang Ye hailed a taxi, and the other party was a middle-aged bald man.
Hearing the address reported by Jiang Ye, his eyes were surprised, and he looked down at his phone from time to time.
Jiang Ye felt strange, looked around, and found that this uncle driver was actually looking at the online list of wanted criminals!
"Ahem, uncle, you don't need to look at it, I'm a good person!"
"Good guy? Which good guy would go to the Flaming Lips Bar in the middle of the night?"
The uncle driver was looking at the rearview mirror vigilantly while driving, for fear of Jiang Ye's sneak attack.
Jiang Ye looked helpless, and took out the newspaper ball wrapped with a sharp kitchen knife from his waist.
The middle-aged uncle, who was paying close attention to Jiang Ye's movements, stepped heavily on the brake.
Jiang Ye did not lean forward with the inertia of the car, but sat firmly on the back seat.
"Don't stop the car, as long as you arrive at the Flame Red Lips Bar smoothly, you'll have to pay the fare!"
"Ok ok!"
The taxi driver turned pale with fright when he saw Jiang Ye pull out a sharp kitchen knife from the newspaper.
"Don't try to call the police secretly!"
"Listen to my advice, drive hard, you will have money!"
Jiang Ye noticed the uncle driver's small movements and stopped quickly.
It is true that he has no money in his pocket, but it is not true that he will not pay the fare.
When you get to the place, according to the value information of the simulated world, you can naturally get a lot of money like an ATM.
"Dage, please spare me! I have a ninety-year-old mother and a three-year-old child who still needs to be taken care of!"
The uncle driver begged for mercy with a sad face.
Driving out in the middle of the night to solicit business is not good at all, it is prone to accidents.
Jiang Ye wrapped the sharp kitchen knife in the newspaper, and the old god sat on the back seat.
Through the orange Talent 【Earth Devil Doctor】, Jiang Ye saw dark brown particles in the driver's bladder.
"Have you felt a hard pain in your bladder recently, as if there is something hard inside, blocking your ureter?"
"Huh? Dage how do you know?"
"Don't worry about how I know, go to the hospital for an examination tomorrow, your urine is blocked by stones! The bladder is full of stones!"
"No way Dage!"
The driver Dage slammed on the brakes, and the private car behind almost rear-ended.
"Made is an idiot! This is the road, you think it's your home! Stop as you want!"
The driver of the white car behind him drove over and scolded the middle-aged uncle driver.
"Let's drive, don't be surprised all the time."
Jiang Ye's hands suddenly danced like spirit snakes, one up and one down, one light and one shallow, hitting the uncle driver's fat waist with exceptional regularity.
"Okay, I've smashed the stones on your bladder and ureter for you. If you don't believe me, you can pee yourself and you will see the broken stones."
"Really? You can break the stones in my body organs with just a few hits?"
The uncle driver felt the pain in his body, which seemed to have really eased a lot.
However, Jiang Ye's phantom palms can achieve the effect of crushing stones that can only be achieved with professional medical equipment.
"Believe it or not is up to you."
Jiang Ye slightly closed his eyes, not intending to speak.
The few exquisite medical stone crushing palms just now are enough to cover the fare, more than enough.
"If you really help me crush the rocks, then brother, your fare will be waived!"
Seeing Jiang Ye closing his eyes to take a rest, the uncle driver couldn't help talking, "Oh, brother, you don't know, we drive taxis, and often don't even have time to eat. We sit in the car all day, and what's more Don't mention going to the toilet, as time goes by, veteran drivers in this industry all suffer from gallstones..."
Along the way, the uncle driver seemed to really realize that Jiang Ye was not a wanted criminal, so he couldn't help but relax.
The car stopped in front of the Flame Red Lips Bar.
Jiang Ye walked down, turned around and said kindly: "You are lucky this time, you met me, remember to drink plenty of water, move around more, and don't let the impurities in your body settle into stones."
The middle-aged uncle echoed, took a plastic cup, and urinated in a glass of liquid in a roadside flower bed.
Under the dim street light, I really saw tiny grayish-black stone particles in the urine!
"It's amazing! It's really amazing!"
The middle-aged uncle looked delighted, that young man really didn't lie to him!
"Miracle doctor, this is..."
Flaming Lips Bar.
All kinds of women with heavy makeup came in and out of the door, as well as young people who dyed their hair into messy colors.
Jiang Ye was stopped by two tall and thick bodyguards in suits.
"This is a membership-only bar, do you have a membership card?"
"Membership card? No!"
The two bodyguards in black looked at each other and refused, "Then you can't go in."
Jiang Ye had expected it a long time ago, according to the content of the simulated memory, he opened his mouth and said the secret code: "I was introduced by Feilong, come here to buy some goods, and fight tigers tonight!"
"What kind of tiger are you fighting? We are a bar here, not a zoo!"
The black-clothed bodyguard answered seriously, as if he was testing something.
Jiang Ye continued to give the code: "If I remember well, some Sakura National hard currency came tonight, can I really not go in?"
The pupils of the two black-clothed bodyguards shrank, and they opened a small door half a person's height without saying a word.
Jiang Ye used to be the behind-the-scenes boss of Qingshi City in the simulation, and knew some historical secrets of the Flame Red Lips Bar.
This used to be the dark net entrance of Qingshi City.
In the basement of the Flame Red Lips Bar, there is an underground market, and according to the time point, there will be an underground black boxing event tonight.
A samurai from the Sakura Kingdom came to challenge the underground boxing champion of the Kyushu Kingdom.
Along the dim corridor stairs, Jiang Ye entered the second basement floor.
I saw many people wearing black cloaks and sunglasses, setting up stalls with everything.
Jiang Ye didn't stop there, he came to buy goods to make money, not to sell things, let alone to consume.
Go straight to the third basement floor.
There is a lot of people here.
As soon as Jiang Ye came in, his eardrums buzzed.
"Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!"
"Don't lose! Stand up! Stand up! Don't give us Kyushu people the Losing face!"
"Kill that little... Sakuraman who is living a good life!"
"..."
There are three floors underground, with a spacious boxing ring in the center.
Surrounded by spectators waving banknotes wildly, they kept shouting all kinds of obscenities.
Jiang Ye walked to a quieter corner and looked around.
On the boxing ring, there are more than a dozen people from the Sakura country wearing white samurai robes, sitting together.
A middle-aged man in a Tang suit seemed to be using the Kyushu martial art Mantis Boxing.
"Master Luo, come on! Don't be cowardly! Just do it!"
"Master Luo, don't embarrass us in the martial arts world! Don't be slippery this time!"
The middle-aged man in Tang suit on the stage seems to be surnamed Luo.
With the encouragement of Kyushu Martial Master in the audience, Master Luo still lost to the ferocious attack of the opposite Sakura Samurai, was knocked off the ring, and smashed many tables and chairs.
Another Kyushu martial arts curator shook his head, "Master Luo, if these tables and chairs are knives, you are already dead!"
Master Luo struggled to get up, pushed away disciplines' hand, patted the dust on the Tang suit, and said, "This ring is too slippery. If I don't slip, I can fight ten times without any problem!"
Looking at this scene from a distance, Jiang Ye remembered a blue Talent [Master Luo without slippery feet] that he had tried in the simulated world.
[Master Luo without slippery feet: You have obtained Master Luo’s true biography, and you have learned the perfect level of mantis boxing. The footwork is so strong that no one can shake it! 】
"The Talent in the simulated world? Could it be this person?"
"Unfortunately, when I saw it was just a blue Talent, it was not locked and missed."
Jiang Ye glanced at the defeated Master Luo from a distance, and felt that this person wasn't that strong?
He remembered that there was also a purple Talent, which was very useful, and it had been locked, and it had not been permanently fixed for exchange.
Spending 1,000 simulation points, the joints on Jiang Ye's body crackled loudly, surprising the young ladies next to him.
[I want to fight ten: Wing Chun Fist Technique is perfect, ordinary ten Sakura warriors are not your opponents, a pair of dense fast punches, no one can match! 】
Jiang Ye waved his fist like no one else was watching, and there were sonic booms in the air.
Several young ladies exclaimed, "Who is this person? Could it be that he is also one of those terrifying underground boxers? Is he here to participate in tonight's boxing championship match?"
"Maybe, I heard that the prize money for tonight's finals is a full one million!"
"A million? Sounds like a lot?"
"It's not mainly because of money, but because of the glory of martial arts in our Kyushu Kingdom!"
"Xiao Lan, you don't know, the ring competition here tonight is different from the previous ones..."
Jiang Ye quickly mastered the Talent he just got [I want to hit ten], and listened to the conversations of the little girls next to him, with a calm expression on his face, as if he already knew everything.
Come tonight, Jiang Ye is just asking for money, but not the one million bonus in the ring.
It was the safe of the underground boss Kunda!
There was a full ten million cash in it, enough for him to waste ten days.
The competition on the stage is still going on fiercely.
A leading samurai from the Sakura Kingdom glanced at the crowd defiantly, and kicked a Martial Master from the Kyushu Martial Art Museum off the ring with his middle finger raised:
"Who else?!"
The Martial Master of Kyushu under the stage showed an angry look on his face, but due to the fierce fighting style of the warriors of the Sakura Kingdom, he was either killed or injured.
For a while, no one responded.
Fujiwara Ichiro sneered and shook his head: "Kyushu martial arts, disappointing!"
"Compared to our great country of cherry blossoms, no shoes are worthy!"
"We Sakura Samurai are not looking down on anyone, but your Kyushu country, you are all rubbish!"
"Sick man with soft feet!"
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