The Golden Elixir is a Star. Do You Call This Cultivating Immortality?

Chapter 513 A talking kitchen knife? Am I really the savior?

With Qi Yuan's ability to see hidden information, coupled with Chen Kangbao's sharp tongue, he fooled the inexperienced Jiang Yunxi into being as dumbfounded as a dog.

"Your golden step was given to you by your uncle..."

"The jade pendant on your waist was made by Xuan Gu and is a magical weapon."

"Um."

"Your armpit hair is a little long."

"Um???"

Half a day later, in the courtyard of the city, Jiang Yunxi looked at a room full of ingredients, looking a little confused.

"The world is undergoing vicissitudes of life, and ghosts are overflowing. Girl, it's your turn to save the world." Chen Kangbao said seriously.

"But... saving the world, what does it have to do with chopping vegetables?"

Jiang Yunxi bought the kitchen knife in a daze and was taken to a yard by Chen Kangbao.

“The gods once said that if you don’t sweep one house, how can you sweep the world?

If you don't cut vegetables and develop your peerless knife skills, how can you get rid of evil spirits? "Chen Kangbao was cheating seriously.

“So, the first step to saving the world is chopping vegetables.

Cut all the cabbage, eggplant, meat, etc. in the house into fine pieces. This is your first test.

By the way, remember to wash the vegetables before cutting, so as not to dirty the vegetables and waste food. "

Jiang Yunxi had a hundred thousand reasons in mind.

She said dubiously: "Okay."

The old man in front of me is really awesome.

He understands her better than she does herself, and looks like a master of the world traveling around the world.

"Since I have nothing to do, why don't I give it a try first?" Jiang Yunxi thought.

In the kitchen, she looked at the vegetables and meat in the room. This wealthy young lady finally started her day as a cook.

Outside the courtyard, in a pavilion.

A man and a woman are playing chess. The black chess is dominant on the chessboard, and they are encircling and killing the white chess. The two people have ordinary looks, but they have the attitude of a worldly expert.

"That old man seems to have some skills, but not much." The woman commented.

The woman's name is Yunli, she is a prefecture-level military envoy, and the man's name is Yunhu. The two of them are ordered by the prince to secretly protect the princess Jiang Yunxi.

Jiang Yunxi's character is carefree and innocent. This time she secretly escaped from the palace and came to Yeshan Lake to join in the fun. The prince was also worried, so he was secretly protected by the two of them.

The two of them would not show up unless forced to do so.

After all, Jiang Yunxi also has some cultivation skills, and she has many magic weapons to protect her. No one can hurt her at all, so there is nothing to worry about.

"I'm just curious, how did he convince the princess?" Yun Hu was a little confused.

Although the princess is naive, she is not stupid.

They followed from a distance and only knew that the princess was talking to the old man. The content of the conversation was not clear.

"I guess he is a big liar who is proficient in deception. When the princess gets tired of playing, that's when we will take action." Yun Li said calmly.

She was quite disdainful of Chen Kangbao.

"Okay." Yun Hu nodded, a smile flashing in his eyes, "This old man does have some abilities, and he can fool the princess into cutting vegetables."

The princess grew up with a golden key in her mouth and never did hard work.

Nowadays, there is really no hard work.

This is completely different from Qi Yuan's forced enjoyment.

In the kitchen, crackling sounds could be heard one after another.

"Bang bang bang!"

Jiang Yunxi held the kitchen knife in his hand and cut it with all his strength.

The vegetable basket is filled with chopped vegetables.

Her arms ached.

"I'm so tired, this is more tiring than practicing!"

Jiang Yunxi washed vegetables for an hour and cut vegetables for three hours.

However, despite her efforts, she only cut less than a third of it.

Her hands were sore and her arms ached, but she still persisted.

"The old fairy is right. In the biographical novels I read, the protagonist needs to hone himself if he wants to improve his strength. How about stabbing a gun a hundred thousand times a day, picking up a hundred flies with chopsticks, chopping vegetables... This is unique. My practice.”

"I never thought that one day, I, Jiang Yunxi, would be the protagonist in a biographical novel."

"Wait, who's going to write about me?"

"No, I have to keep a diary to record what happens every day. When I go back, I will hint to Manager Chen to write a book for me!"

Jiang Yunxi was thinking wildly.

She thought about how to beautify herself in the diary.

As for the long armpit hair, bedwetting, etc. mentioned by the old god, they cannot appear in the diary.

After you take a shower at night, shave your armpit hair!

At this time, the sound of footsteps came.

Jiang Yunxi's movements quickly accelerated, and he could not be underestimated by the old god.

"Yes, you are very serious...wait, why did you cut it so far?" Chen Kangbao had some doubts in his eyes.

Immediately, he looked at the banging Jiang Yunxi, with a look of helplessness in his eyes: "You...have never used a kitchen knife, and you haven't taken off the sheath of the kitchen knife yet!"

At first, Qi Yuan refined a condom to protect himself from the smell of flesh and blood.

But later, Qi Yuan thought about it. Since he wanted to play the role of a kitchen knife, he had to really become a kitchen knife and immerse himself in it.

"Ah, trap?" Jiang Yunxi was confused.

Only then did she realize that there was something unusual about the kitchen knife she had been using.

She looked aggrieved.

No wonder she was so tired from chopping vegetables because there was a kitchen knife sheath.

She took out the sheath of the kitchen knife, and immediately, a simple, sharp, and restrained kitchen knife came into Jiang Yunxi's eyes.

"So, is this kitchen knife worth 999 taels of silver?" Chen Kangbao said proudly.

Jiang Yunxi took a look...well, it didn't have the charm of a high-level magic weapon.

"…value."

For the sake of the old god, it’s worth it.

"Hurry and finish chopping these vegetables. I'll teach you the second step."

Jiang Yunxi's face showed excitement.

Is the old **** finally going to teach her her true skills?

"The first step to saving the world is chopping vegetables, and the second step is...making steamed buns."

"Ah?" Jiang Yunxi blinked.

Making steamed buns?

"Yes, make steamed buns."

"Old immortal, does this have any profound meaning?" Jiang Yunxi asked in confusion.

I can understand cutting vegetables, but why make steamed buns?

“Making steamed buns looks ordinary, but it’s actually not that simple.

What you see with your eyes may not be the truth. "Chen Kangbao continued to lie.

Jiang Yunxi stood quietly, listening to Chen Kangbao's teachings.

"I have a friend who sells dog meat. In your opinion, has he committed many crimes against dogs?"

"right."

"But actually, he was a very kind man and saved a lot of dogs.

Every time he sells dog meat, he sells three taels of dog meat as six taels. Every time he sells a dog, he saves a dog.

He seems to be doing something evil by selling dog meat, but he is actually doing a great good deed. "

Chen Kangbao told the bad jokes he heard from Qi Yuan.

Jiang Yunxi's eyes widened. She had never met the gods in the comment section, nor had she been baptized by various jokes. When she first heard such words, she was really fooled.

"Can this still happen?"

“So, after cutting the vegetables, hurry up and make steamed buns.

Sometimes, what you do may not be a steamed stuffed bun, but what you may save is the common people in the world. "

"Can making steamed buns save the common people?" Jiang Yunxi was puzzled. He felt that the old **** was the old god, and what he said was full of profound meanings that ordinary people could not understand.

"Yes." Chen Kangbao replied silently in his heart.

He loves to eat steamed buns. He ate the steamed buns and filled his stomach. This also saved the people.

He is also a common man.

Three days have passed, and Jiang Yunxi has been working hard.

During this time, she devoted herself wholeheartedly to her career as a cook.

Cut vegetables every day, chop vegetables, chop vegetables, and occasionally make steamed buns.

This kind of life has never been experienced before.

At first, she was tired, bored, and even irritable.

But gradually, she began to like this kind of life and had a sense of righteous mission.

It seems like work is also very meaningful.

Well, I was born with the sacred body of an ox and a horse, so I don’t have to eat it hard.

At night, she dragged her exhausted body back to her room.

The kitchen knife is on the dresser.

She stretched.

"I'm so tired and sleepy. I won't take a shower today. I'll get up and take a shower tomorrow morning."

"You have to keep a diary."

"Today is another day of hard work. My knife skills are getting better and better. I'm afraid if I meet a master, he will be far inferior to me in cutting vegetables.

Even though I was tired and sleepy, I could not lose my grace. After returning to the room, after taking a shower, I went to sleep and faced a better tomorrow. "

Jiang Yunxi finished writing the diary and felt satisfied.

At this moment, a voice sounded in her heart.

"Hey, you even lied to yourself?"

"Who?" Jiang Yunxi was shocked, looking around with a look of shock.

"Stop looking for it, I'm the kitchen knife."

"Chop knife?" Jiang Yunxi looked at the kitchen knife like a ghost, with fear and confusion in his eyes.

How can a kitchen knife talk?

Even the heavenly magic weapon cannot speak.

"I was originally not allowed to speak, but you carefully chopped vegetables every day and opened my mind."

Qi Yuan said casually.

In order to truly act as a kitchen knife, Qi Yuan cut off his five senses since he started chopping vegetables, just like a real kitchen knife, without any intelligence or thoughts.

As Jiang Yunxi continued to chop vegetables, his kitchen knife performance also continued to improve, reaching more than 60.

This also gave him new abilities.

In other words, the kitchen knife has gained new abilities.

Birth of wisdom and five senses.

The kitchen knife has also become stronger and sharper.

There was a faint comment that with just this strength, it might be comparable to that kind of hard heaven-level magic weapon.

In other words, his body is comparable to a heaven-level magic weapon.

This is actually quite scary.

In this world, the abilities of earth-level warriors come largely from magic weapons.

Even if he practiced cultivation, his body was still very fragile and he did not dare to resist the magic weapon.

Today, Qi Yuan is different.

He was originally a skilled fighter, but now he can be a reckless man.

"You can actually speak?" Jiang Yunxi blinked, and his heart was filled with turmoil.

Is it possible that he is really the savior?

"Are you a boy or a girl? No, no, according to biographical novels, existences like yours generally have no gender. You did it to please me, the master, so you deliberately spoke in a male voice. Your voice is quite nice. Say more!" Jiang Yunxi I was very excited, and all the fatigue in my body was swept away.

“…”

"Why didn't you speak? Ah...I understand. There is something wrong with my will. I shouldn't have said such ambiguous words.

What we have to do now is to abandon love and work hard to defeat the big villain!

In the end, I held you in ruins and watched you lose all your intelligence. I was heartbroken and realized that I was not only a companion but also a lover. I had always ignored you.

In the end, you died in my arms and I retired to the mountains and forests alone. What a touching scene it would be! "

Thinking of this, Jiang Yunxi became a little excited and climaxed.

What she said was like some netizens wishing that a certain chess player would die after defeating Ai, and would become a chess master through the ages.

Instead of being like now, you have to break your defense when someone is playing cards.

"You're thinking too much." Qi Yuan was speechless.

This guy, the last time I met such a speechless person was the last time.

"Now, it's enough for you to chop the vegetables, we should move on to the third step."

Qi Yuan said seriously.

"The third step?" Jiang Yunxi looked forward to it.

“A kitchen knife that has never seen blood is not a good kitchen knife.

A warrior who has not experienced killing cannot become a savior. "

"Tomorrow we will punish evil and promote good, rob the rich and give to the poor, kill bandits, and slay ghosts?" Jiang Yunxi looked forward to it.

To rob the rich and give to the poor, you rob yourself first, right?

"No, let's start tomorrow, catch the ingredients and kill the fish ourselves!"

"In Yeshan Lake, the big villain has secretly polluted many fish and turned those fish into ghosts. What you have to do now is to kill those fish!" Qi Yuan said seriously.

The last time he preached "The Secret of Transforming Dragons" on the boat, many fish followed him.

Many of these fish entered Yeshan Lake.

This also gave Qi Yuan Ye Yeshan Lake a better understanding of the lake area, and also discovered some strangeness.

Because some of the fish he preached to died tragically for no apparent reason.

The murderers are some weird fish.

With Qi Yuan's eyesight, he immediately judged that those fish were somewhat similar to the corpses in the spirit-nurturing place, and were raised as ghosts.

Now, just in time to play the role of a kitchen knife, let Jiang Yunxi catch ingredients and kill fish, which can also increase some experience points, killing three birds with one stone.

"good!"

…

As the sun rises, the chill in Yeshan Lake subsides.

Yun Li and Yun Hu sat on the boat and followed Bian Zhou in front of them from a distance.

"I have to say that the old man does have some abilities, and he was able to trick the princess into working as a coolie for a few days!" Yun Li wanted to laugh when he mentioned this.

The princess made so many steamed buns that Chen Kang couldn't finish them all, so he set up a stall to sell them.

As someone who protects the princess's safety, she has not yet tasted the princess's craftsmanship, so she quickly went to buy some.

I have to say, it's quite delicious.

"The prince is a little surprised to know what is going on here, but he has no objection." Yun Hu said.

The prince also came to Yeshan Lake yesterday. Yunhu told the prince what happened to the princess and also brought some steamed buns.

The prince finished the buns without any objection.

As long as my daughter is not really harmed, it is always good to experience more.

"The princess is indeed much more diligent than before, and she seems to be more motivated today." Yun Li commented.

"You said that old man is not really an expert?" Yun Li thought of something and couldn't help but comment.

"How could it be possible? Crazy, how could the princess be so foolish as to talk to the fish if she was really an expert in the world?" Yun Hu said.

Not long ago, their boat was not far from the princess's boat. He heard with his own ears that the princess was holding a fish and asking where the fish was.

Not only that, he also let the fish lead the way and killed the strange fish himself.

I have to say there are too many bad things to complain about.

First of all, how could the fish be a trick fish?

There is only one terrifying ghost named Suijun in Yeshan Lake, and it will not let other ghosts enter its territory.

Secondly, even if there are trick fish, how can ordinary fish understand human words and guide you?

Isn't this funny?

(End of chapter)