The Good-For-Nothing Demon King's Road To Killing Gods

"Aligado, Arigado."

At night, a man and a woman got out of a black taxi.

Xu Qinghuan politely thanked the taxi driver with the few Japanese words he knew. The taxi driver also enthusiastically took off his down jacket and handed it to Xu Qinghuan.

Xu Qinghuan put on the down jacket, took out her wallet and returned it to the driver.

The engine started, and Xu Qinghuan waved goodbye to the taxi that was leaving.

"How did you do it?" Xia Yi expressed curiosity.

"A little bit of magic." Looking at Xia Yi who looked worried, Xu Qinghuan said angrily: "Hey! You don't really think that I would bully a civilian based on my status, do you?"

Xia Yi still looked suspicious.

"I picked up some valuables from the bodies of the people from the Samurai God Association just now." Xu Qinghuan explained helplessly.

It was already early in the morning, and Japan's business districts were still bustling and noisy even late at night. Although the location was not central, it was not too remote. On the road, one could see many drunken office workers returning home and groups of people hanging out late at night. Team hottie.

"Why is this place different from last time?" Xu Qinghuan couldn't help but be confused.

The last time they flew to Japan, they relied on asking Know-how for the location of Shen Delu and used their mobile phones to navigate all the way. It was late at night in a strange country, so they couldn't remember the specific location. I just felt that there were many mountains around the place I went last time.

The two got into a taxi because they didn't understand each other. Xu Qinghuan used his mobile phone to translate the word of a shrine for the driver. But what they didn't know was that there are tens of thousands of shrines in Japan, large and small. The driver saw that they were dressed as a couple. The one they brought them to was the Tokyo Daijingu Shrine, one of the five shrines in Tokyo. It is a famous shrine for making love and praying for love. When they were in the car, the driver thoughtfully told them that the Tokyo Daijingu Shrine had already closed at this time. It won't open until six o'clock tomorrow morning.

It's a pity that the two of them don't understand Japanese.

The two wandered to a shrine.

There are residential buildings on both sides of the shrine. The main entrance erected with two wooden pillars is called the torii gate, also known as the divine gate. It separates the secular and divine realms and symbolizes entering the divine realm. To the right of the torii there is a long stone tablet with five big characters on it.

"Tokyo Grand Shrine." Xu Qinghuan was surprised that he could actually understand the characters on it. "Japan's cultural level has improved after I came here. I can understand so many Japanese characters."

"These are Chinese characters." Xia Yi looked like a fool.

"Isn't this where we came last time?" Xu Qinghuan looked around.

Last time, they were wearing black combat uniforms and masks, and landed directly in the shrine. In order to save trouble, Xu Qinghuan yelled as soon as he landed, attracting all the guards and caught them all. In his opinion, the houses in the shrine were too long. They are the same and difficult to distinguish.

"Baidu it." Xia Yi reminded.

"Why don't you use Baidu? You still need me to do this little thing. I just had to pay for the taxi fare." Xu Qinghuan refused to accept Xia Yi's assignment.

"I feel dizzy just reading the words." Xia Yi said the reason openly.

Xu Qinghuan reluctantly checked Baidu.

"Tokyo Daijingu Shrine, a shrine located in Chiyoda District, Tokyo, is a famous shrine in Tokyo for making connections and praying for love luck." Xu Qinghuan waved his hand, "It's all the same. We came to the wrong place. The driver of the black truck was tricked. us."

"What god is worshiped here?" Xia Yi asked.

Xu Qinghuan had to look at the phone again.

"Amaterasu, the sun god who presides over the gods." Xu Qinghuan scratched his head, "Amaterasu? Isn't this Uchiha Itachi's skill?"

"Uchiha Itachi? Your friend?" Xia Yi was puzzled that Xu Qinghuan had so many friends that she had never heard of.

"I'm too lazy to explain to you. I'm ignorant." Xu Qinghuan replied disdainfully, "Don't waste time. Let's leave quickly. Maybe we can catch the No. 2 bus. We can get things done before dawn and rush back to Linjiang to see more. I don’t want to be spoiled by the rerun of the Spring Festival Gala.”

"Did you just say that this is a shrine for praying for marriage?" Xia Yi stood still.

"What's wrong? Don't tell me that your girl Huaichun wants to do these stupid things!" Xu Qinghuan was shocked.

Damn it, if these old ladies find a man to give birth to a lot of little warriors, it would be really annoying to fight against the devil king of their own every day.

No, absolutely not.

"Go in and take a look." As soon as Xia Yi finished speaking, she took a step forward.

"Hey, hey, feudal superstition is not trustworthy, Xia Yi, wait for me!" Xu Qinghuan chased after him.

…

It was already late at night, and the shrine was empty, which made the two of them sure that they were in the wrong place. The shrine they went to last time was guarded by many guards.

There are many big trees planted on both sides of the long walkway, and stone pillar lamps are erected on the roadside for lighting.

The etiquette of visiting a shrine in Japan is complicated. You have to bow before entering the shrine and you also have to bow when leaving. The road that Xu Qinghuan and Xia Yi walked was called the shrine. According to the rules, when walking along the shrine, they had to wash their hands and rinse their mouths at the handwashing station. The etiquette of washing hands was also very troublesome.

The etiquette of visiting the temple is even more complicated.

But of course Xu Qinghuan and Xia Yi can't do this. They don't understand, and even if they understand, they won't do it.

"When you are looking for marriage, you should go worship Yue Lao. Why are you wasting your time in this wretched place?" Xu Qinghuan complained as she followed Xia Yi.

"I'm just strolling around, looking for a marriage!" Xia Yi's guard was broken.

Tokyo Grand Shrine is more like a tourist attraction. Xu Qinghuan saw many small wooden signs hanging on the wooden frames beside the road, with people's names engraved on them. It was probably the same as domestic tourist attractions. They spent money to buy signs with two people's names engraved on them. Go up, as if this way you will never be separated.

Although human beings are regarded as the primates of all things, they can be really stupid when they make mistakes.

When two people really want to break up, it's useless for you to kneel down and hug her thighs and beg her not to leave you. Can this little wooden sign show up and make the other person suddenly change her mind? Or what?

"If you believe this, you might as well believe me. If you give me enough money, I'll tie up any young man you like and break his legs so that he can't live without you for the rest of his life." Xu Qinghuan complained boredly.

Japanese shrines are divided into worship halls and main halls. As the name suggests, the worship hall is for tourists to visit and pray for blessings. The main hall houses the bodies of the gods and is not open to the public.

Xu Qinghuan and Xia Yi walked to the door of the temple where the offering box was placed. Various lanterns were hung on both sides of the door.

Xu Qinghuan pointed to the donation box on the table and said disdainfully: "Don't say that no matter where the god is, you have to be happy if you ask him for something. If things happen, it's his credit. If they don't, it's because your heart is not pious enough. In place. I mean, if you really want to worship them, you might as well spend some money to hire me. At least our devil charges are fair and honest, and if the money is enough, everything will be settled for you, and after-sales service is also included."

"Do you think I will believe in God?" Xia Yi turned to look at Xu Qinghuan.

"Then what are you doing here?" Xu Qinghuan asked.

"There is something weird here. I noticed something unusual." Xia Yi said.

"So that's it!" Xu Qinghuan suddenly realized.

Right, how can a brave man worship a god from another world? He has already seen the unreliable Loki in Northern Europe, and even Odin calls him a brother. With their strength, they are enough to trample these big and small gods under their feet and collect their money without helping them.

"What's the problem?" Xu Qinghuan looked around.

"I feel it inside." Xia Yi pointed to a temple deep in the shrine.

"I gonna go see!"

Xu Qinghuan took the brunt and ran over, vowing to show these Japanese gods what he was capable of.

After confirming that Xu Qinghuan had left, Xia Yi took out Japanese yen notes from her pajamas and hat and put them into the offering box.

…

The depths of the shrine are not big, with only a temple and a large row of trees.

There was a figure floating in the brightly lit temple, rummaging for something in the temple.

"Awesome Xia Yi!" Xu Qinghuan couldn't help but sigh casually, then realized that Xia Yi hadn't followed.

"Who! Dare to do anything in front of me!" Xu Qinghuan shouted and rushed towards the temple.

The figures inside heard the commotion and immediately set off to escape from the palace door.

The two of them bumped into each other.

"It's quite powerful!" Xu Qinghuan touched his chin in pain. The figure was not tall, and his head hit his chin.

Xu Qinghuan pulled the man to prevent him from leaving, calling Xia Yi in the distance.

"Come on, come on! Someone is following us and I caught him!"

"No, no, I'm not following you." The figure wearing a black down jacket and a knitted hat explained, his voice was sweet, but his Chinese accent was rather strange.

In the chaos, the knitted hat fell off, the long black hair fell, and a familiar face came into Xu Qinghuan's eyes.

"Miss Izayoi?"

Xu Qinghuan was startled for a moment. The person in front of him was actually the underground idol Izayoi Yue whom he had parted with a few days ago.

However, when she was getting along with Izayoi Yue, she always wore a girl group outfit, had a princess haircut, and wore a luxurious purple and gold kimono. The girl in front of her was naked, wearing a fat down jacket, and her hair also changed because she broke free from Xu Qinghuan's shackles. Got to be messy.

But he wouldn't admit it, those discerning eyes betrayed her.

"Okay, kid, I've noticed something wrong with you a long time ago!" Xu Qinghuan rushed forward and locked the girl's neck with his arms.

"Say quickly! Why are you following us!"

How could it be such a coincidence that he and Xia Yi ran to the wrong place in the middle of the night and came to this shrine, and this woman was actually there?

A chance encounter? What a fool!

The girl who was choked was so anxious that she didn't even bother to speak Chinese, and started shouting in Japanese.

Elegant butterfly

Xu Qinghuan was surprised that he could understand Japanese again. It seemed that his knowledge level had been raised to a very high level without even realizing it.

"Stop tempting me! I am a very abiding by the equality of men and women, and I will hit any girl when I get angry. I just killed a hot girl in uniform who wanted to use a beauty trap just an hour ago! Take it off! Bah! Say it!"