The Good Mother System

Recently, an article like this was silently launched on the public account of the well-known gourmet shop in City B [B City on the tip of the tongue]——

Title: The smell of wine is not afraid of the deep alleys, the sudden emergence of home cooking restaurants, the miracle of queuing from the opening to the present, now the appointment is one month away!

In weekdays, because of critical and unrelenting and sharp remarks, the editor’s style of painting is suddenly changed by readers. The full text is filled with an almost obsessive style of obsessiveness. It is reluctant to use even a slightly negative remark to criticize all thoughts. Very stingy, I wish I could pile up all the compliments in the description of the dishes and small shops.

The article uses a lot of words like having to eat, unforgettable, lip and teeth, etc. The editor even regrets to write that the food cannot be clearly described in words. It is recommended that everyone go and taste it in person. The posture can be described as unheard of before.

Describe the simplest oyster fried, the editor wrote this way——

"A bowl of authentic oyster pan fried by the proprietress herself chooses many full fresh sea oysters. The choice is not a large variety suitable for raw food, but a small variety suitable for soy sauce water and for frying. Although the size is small But the flavor is rich and you can feel the seafood in it. After cleaning it, stir it with sweet potato powder, seasonings, and chives in a proper proportion. Simply heat the oil, add a little chopped green onion to increase the aroma, and fry it in the pan until it is crispy, but the inside remains the same. It is soft and glutinous, put in the pre-prepared egg mixture, and continue frying on the reverse side until the heat is just right, and then it can be served out. The top is topped with coriander, and the only sauce is the sweet and spicy sauce made by the proprietress, just like the golden autumn stir-fry. Whether you want dipping sauce or not depends on the customer's idea. If you want to eat the original flavor, you can eat it directly. If you want to try the exclusive sauce, the dipping sauce will also have a different flavor.

A bowl of oysters like this is fried in the golden autumn and it is very prepared. It is the best match selected by the proprietress according to the season. After serving, the heat and tangy aroma will make you even if you don’t eat sea oysters. Can't help but put it in the mouth, the entrance melts and never forgets. "

The exaggerated descriptions are only to illustrate a side dish of the proprietress of Jinqiu Xiaochao, but these exaggerated descriptions that seem to have received money are from the heart of the editor and many gluttons.

In the necessary scoring link for shop exploration, the editor is even more frantically pulling the lower limit to the extreme——

"Taste: full score (there is a menu in front of me, I just want to say, I want to eat all!)

Environment: Full marks (I just remember that it is clean and the food is great, even if it is the Fly House, I want to go, not to mention the decoration is pretty good!)

Service: Full score (the boss is enthusiastic, the person is nice, the cooking is delicious, I want to marry her!)

Price: full marks (if you can buy a place for dinner at night with money! I am willing to bankrupt my family!

People who originally sneered when they saw the excessive title and planned to click in to ridicule, saw the large high-resolution photos of the text and the more exaggerated comment descriptions than the title, and fell into deep contemplation-this name is earthy and golden autumn. In the end... how rich is it? Has the shop number of the shop been so nonsense these days? Doesn't it need to be practical?

But at the end, they were silent for a while in the 10W+ reading volume and crying to the editor not to let them get the number plate for dinner.

What's happening here?

As for?

Of course as for!

I don’t know when Jinqiu Xiaochao suddenly became famous. It has long become the No. 1 private dish in the hearts of many gluttons. It is also the number one private menu that they don’t want to share with others, even in the group chats and forums where they live. All kinds of weird codes are used to refer to it so as not to be discovered by others. After all, the appointment list is already full of words. If those new customers who are eager to try again come in, it will be more difficult for them to taste it once.

I don’t know that they are now directly published as a headline by a well-known official account. When they heard the news, they all shed blood and tears in their hearts. They were speechless. They could only gritted their teeth and fiercely dialed the phone number that existed in the address book, silently. Line up yourself.

Then I got a gentle sentence from the female voice answering the phone: "Excuse me, if you want to make an appointment now, you may have to make an appointment two months later, don't you know if you can accept it?" Then he gritted his teeth and said hello. Then clicked on the official account homepage and chose to report.

There is no such thing as self-esteem and impatience! Food is all!

...

"Xiuzhu, let the senior invite us to dinner at night!" Fang Yanru said silently while the teacher on the podium didn't pay attention to her roommate Jin Xiuzhu's side, and stared at her expectantly.

Jin Xiuzhu looked at the roommate next to her in embarrassment, pursing her lips for a long time, not knowing what to answer.

But Fang Yanru was not embarrassed to give up because of her silence. Instead, she stubbornly bumped her with her elbow and said with a smile: "What is our dormitory's sleeping rules? Huh, we show a lot of respect for friends! How can you not bring me a boyfriend to meet us! My brother-in-law hasn't passed our level yet!"

Yes, when it comes to Jin Xiuzhu, I don’t know how to refuse. After all, this is a customary rule after she entered university. Yanru and the others have already invited them. After thinking about it, they responded in a low voice. Yes, not in the bedroom. The chat group was bombed.

Fang Yanru quickly threw the news out: "Ahem, I'm announcing a big news! Our Xiuxiu family invites everyone to dinner in the evening. Everyone must show their faces!"

So Zhen Susu and Huang Xiaoping, who were in the same dormitory room, also chatted with each other. The three chatted in the group and it turned upside down, and they even threw out the tricky questions of torturing the hot brother-in-law one night after another. .

"We must have a good meal in the evening and ask her to cheat away a flower from our bedroom like this!"

"I'm searching the torture encyclopedia hotly, and I want to dig the bottom of Chen Xuechang!"

"It's a must~ Then ask the senior to sing a love song for Xiuxiu or something hehe!"

...

Jin Xiuzhu looked at the fast-moving information and didn't participate in their discussion, feeling overwhelmed.

Chen Wentian, the head of classmate, talked about love for three years. She admired his knowledge, kindness, and knew his progress. It is undeniable that his family background is not good, and instead of introducing him to a roommate, she always talks silently. This is the reason for the underground love.

She didn't feel ashamed because of his shyness, but she was always worried that he would be embarrassed.

The boyfriend of the roommate always gives brand-name bags and cosmetics as gifts. Without asking, she knows that most of them go out to eat in expensive restaurants, and she prefers to choose to take a walk, watch a movie or read a book in the library for a date.

Chen Wentian is not stingy with her. If one hundred is willing to spend one hundred on her, it's just that the family burden and the student loan made him use the hard-earned flowers first. She understands all this, and they There are many small romances that belong to the two.

But after all, before this, the practice of asking roommates had already been implemented, and although she was entangled in her heart, it was not easy to refuse.

After thinking about it, she still had a lot of living expenses. She should have been able to handle the meal, so she put her heart down, thought it over for a moment and sent a message to Chen Wentian.

"Wen Tian, ​​we have dinner together in the dormitory tonight, come on you too!"

After getting an affirmative answer, Jin Xiuzhu nodded with satisfaction for his carefully selected wording, so that the other party should not mistakenly think that he is asking him to treat him!

But after a while, Jin Xiuzhu was struck by lightning again!

Fang Yanru lightly sent out such a sentence in the group: "Tonight I have a restaurant that I have been dating for a long time, and the location happened to be scheduled today. The specific location is now confidential~ Hey, let your seniors bring your wallet, but we will not You are merciful!"

As soon as the words were spoken, the whole group fell into silence. After all, they had just enrolled in college, and they knew that their roommate Fang Yanru was the most superior of the four, and all brand-name bags and cosmetics with a price of tens of thousands of people were placed at random. It is neither rich nor expensive. She hasn't even had a meal in the cafeteria during her four-year college career, and the restaurant that made her reservation for a long time, isn't it...

Zhen Susu couldn't hold back, and only felt that Fang Yanru was deliberately trying to embarrass Jin Xiuzhu. Recently, for some reason, she always saw Fang Yanru saying something cynic and sarcasm in secret, and she didn't give Xiuzhu face. Now it's even too much, even her boyfriend. You have to rip off, won't this affect the relationship of the other party! She suppressed her dissatisfaction with her temper and tried to make fun of her. "I think we can just AA system. After all, I can eat it recently. I'm afraid of ruining Xiuzhu boyfriend. I can eat ten bowls for a meal. character!"

Feeling very embarrassed, Huang Xiaoping also hurriedly said in the group: "Yes, yes, I often can't eat QAQ at the restaurant you ordered. I feel that the small stir-fry shop in front of our school is pretty good! Just be full! "

"Didn't my boyfriend invite everyone to dinner? What kind of fried food at the door! Unhealthy and unhygienic! The restaurant I ordered tonight is absolutely full! You guys give me peace of mind, this is not a western restaurant, this is a Chinese restaurant, it is difficult It’s a very good appointment, and there is no way for others to jump in!"

Fang Yanru seemed to feel that her words were a little heavier, and added: "Everyone says that men love you or not, it depends on whether they are willing to spend money for you. Are you all realistic? Then if Chen Wentian graduated earlier than us For more than a year, I can’t even get the money for a meal, so I must be reluctant to spend money for our Xiuxiu! If he has no money, then I will pay for it? Is this OK?"

She thought about Jin Xiuzhu every sentence, but choked off their words, and no one in the chat group spoke for a while.

Zhen Susu and Huang Xiaoping were too lazy to talk to Fang Yanruduo, who didn’t use money as money, and they talked to her secretly and told Xiuzhu that they would pay for it by themselves. Xiuzhu who didn’t want to take advantage of them just responded with an expression and did not agree. .

Jin Xiuzhu didn't want the dormitory to be so quarrelsome for such a meal, so he made a round of battle: "I know Yanru is also for my own good, that's okay, gather at the gate at 6 o'clock in the evening, and you will guide us~"

In fact, she regretted it as soon as her words fell, but her mother kept telling her that she should not take advantage of others, and now she has to fill up a fat man with a swollen face. She silently asked her sister Wanzhu to borrow two thousand just in case. After receiving the money, I felt a little better.

Just treat it as the necessary funds for the pursuit of seniors!

She comforted herself like this.

Fang Yanru was quite satisfied with her suppression. After all, the male god-level figure who secretly fell in love with her roommate did not know when she was really called the eldest lady. She couldn't bear it. In her heart, the roommate Jin Xiuzhu is only one person from name to person. Tuzi, can she help seniors? joke!

Today, she made this suggestion with the idea of ​​making Chen Wentian bleeding. She had asked her family to give Chen Wentian’s start-up company some small routines, and hurried to put it forward today, knowing that the other party is now empty. In order to meet the requirements of a dinner party, she had worked so hard to find someone to buy a private kitchen. The private kitchen is at least a thousand smaller per capita!

She wants her senior to know that Jin Xiuzhu is not worthy of him at all, and will only drag him back. She also wants to let Xiuzhu know that senior is a bottomless pit and is not suitable for her.

She is bound to win Chen Wentian!