The Great Era of Rebirth: 1993

   Chapter 73, I became a great writer?

   Several people discuss it, and the division of labor is clear.

  Sun Jun held the wreath and walked in front, followed by Zhang Xuan, who was in charge of setting off firecrackers.

  Wu Guorui picked two heavier boxes of paper cages, and the two sisters carried gold and silver mountains and incense candles to the back.

  Yongxing Village is located in Dashan Col, but there are many people, more than 1,400 people are approaching 1,500.

   Hearing that Yang Yongjian's classmates and friends were coming, everyone shouted and ran out to watch the fun.

  In the sound of gongs, drums, firecrackers and suonas in the main house, Zhang Xuan also set off two hanging firecrackers, and then entered the main room to kneel and bow three times in front of the coffin according to the custom.

   There is a saying about this three-kneeling three-bow. Pay attention to the deceased as the greatest, if you don't come, you must worship when you come. Unless you are an elder, your peers will not be spared, even if you are ten years older than others.

   In the summer, the spirits stopped for four or five days, and the main room smelled a little bit. In order to prevent the odor from being too heavy, the coffins were bound with thick plastic film, which was airtight.

   But there was still blood that seeped out from the cracks of the coffin, and slowly accumulated into the membrane, forming a blood-red water sac the size of a vegetable bowl.

  After worshiping the deceased, after coming out of the main room, the main house greeted a few people to eat beef noodles.

  Although there is a lot of beef whistle, although the peppers are bright and the noodles taste very good, few people can't eat it.

   Even if you are hungry, even if you really want to eat, but when he thinks of what he saw in the main room just now, Zhang Xuan and the others sat around the table and looked at each other, unable to eat a few chopsticks.

  It would be better if there was no beef whistle. When I saw the beef whistle and thought of the blood-red corpse water in the film, several people were really powerless, had no appetite, and couldn’t eat it.

   In the end, Sun Jun couldn't hold back. After struggling with himself for a long time, his hunger overcame his fear, and he snorted and ate.

   This evening, Zhang Xuan and the others heard a touching story from the gossip of the people around them.

  The story is probably: After Yang Yongjian's mother died, his father was very reluctant, and he just slept with the corpse on the bed all night. At dawn the next day, the neighbors found that his father's eyes were all red and swollen. The voice is also hoarse.

  This night, Yang Yongjian cried all the time, lying on the coffin and crying heartily.

   That sad look... Many neighbors shed tears when they heard it.

Many people behind    tried to persuade her, but Yang Yongjian was reluctant to let go of the coffin with both hands.

   Later, when the festival was over in the middle of the night, Yang Yongjian started to have a fever again due to excessive sadness and the mountain wind.

  Fortunately, Du Jingling and his wife were there. After giving her the injection, taking the medicine, and rubbing her body with iodine, the high fever slowly subsided.

   The next day, with blue sky and white clouds, fresh air, and chirps of Cordyceps, it was a good day.

   Deep in the mountains, when Zhang Xuan and others walked on the lush mountain roads, they often saw hares, weasels, pheasants and turtledoves.

   These scumbags who are not afraid of death are flooded with disasters. They dare to run on the mountain roads in broad daylight.

   Niang Xipi's!

   Zhang Xuan's eyes went straight when he saw them, he really wanted to kill a few and hang them up to eat.

  No, I can't stare at them anymore, so when I go back, I try to ask Ouyang Yong to get some for the old man, I really owe it!

   Eat at 7 o'clock, go out of the mountain at 8 o'clock, and arrive at the cemetery around 10 o'clock.

  Yang Yongjian saw the coffin being buried, and when he saw the filling, he was completely collapsed, and he was crying. Later, her aunts forcibly pulled them home.

   After the funeral, simply pack up, Zhang Xuan and the others are ready to go home.

   At this time, Yang Yongjian came with her father and half-sister, and gave thanks according to the custom.

  Because there are too many people to thank, the cutscenes are simplified.

   And I didn't take a bath all night in the summer, I didn't sleep well, and my whole body stinks. After several people left Yang Yongjian's house, they hurriedly got on the motorcycle and left in batches.

  It is said that going up the mountain is difficult, but going down is easy.

   It took less than 18 minutes for the motorcycle to return to the intersection from Yongxing Village.

   As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Ping, who was chopping pig grass, got up and said happily, "Brother, you are back."

   Zhang Xuan stared at her belly, then frowned and said, "Sister, aren't you pregnant, why are you still doing things, why are you still chopping hogweed, didn't you pay attention?"

   Zhang Ping looked down at her belly and said with a smile, "It's okay, I've been pregnant for more than 5 months. Everyone else said that it's better to move around properly, and it's better to do some work."

   "You are more than 5 months pregnant?" Hearing this news, Zhang Xuan stopped in stunned and dumbfounded!

   "Yeah, I'm 5 months pregnant, what's wrong?" Zhang Ping looked at her younger brother as if she had seen a ghost, her face full of confusion and confusion.

Is there anything wrong?

  My dear silly elder sister, is there something wrong with you?

   It's been more than 5 months, what's wrong?

   Fuck!

  Ouyang Yong, you bastard, did you drag my sister to the cornfield before she got engaged?

   Did you drag my eldest sister into the cornfield before the Chinese New Year last year?

   At this moment, Zhang Xuan felt that his IQ was insulted and his personality was rubbed.

  Thanks to himself for helping him come up with ideas, saying "people's words are terrifying", people's words are terrifying, they can defeat their rivals in love and bring the beauty back.

   But you are so **** good, you have implemented the four-character policy so thoroughly!

   I really underestimate you hey!

   You just want to perfunctory me with a 420 yuan red envelope?

  Bah! I really don't take my husband seriously!

   scolded him with righteous indignation in his mind, feeling that he had never scolded so many swear words in his life.

   Playing with eagles all day, but being pecked in the eye by eagles, I'm really **** off!

   Zhang Xuan has already thought about it. If the red envelope is not returned, you, Ouyang Yong, have to serve the old man with game.

   In the face of the eldest sister with a short IQ, Zhang Xuan really wanted to cry without tears.

   I am afraid that people will not understand and cry too hypocritically, it will be terrible.

   How to say that: I don't have the ability, but I have a lot of temperament.

   Lin had to say: "There's nothing wrong, you don't always squat on the ground, and don't always sit. This is not good for the child in your belly. If you have nothing to do, go outside to see the sun on the sun valley floor."

   said, he looked around and asked, "Where's Mom? Where did the people go?"

   "Mom, aunt and uncle took the money and went from house to house to pay the bills." Referring to this, Zhang Ping happily grabbed his arm and said with admiration:

   "Brother, my mother and aunt both told me that you are a great writer and earn a lot of money for your family.

  Do you know that your neighbors envy you, they all say that you are smart, you are born to sit in the warehouse, you are amazing..."

   I became a great writer?

   I make so much money writing?

   Does everyone around know it?

   is spreading in the village?

   This is, this is full of lies!

   I don't even know myself.

   Zhang Xuan couldn't listen anymore, he really felt the malice from his own mother and uncle at this moment.

   I know clearly: these two are forcing themselves to go in the direction of literati! Continue Nguyen's literary heritage.

  I was greasy, so I wore big pants and ran to the backyard to take a shower with well water and washed my hair.

   A bucket of cold well water was poured from scratch, and it was instantly transparent!

Comfortable!

   No wonder people say that the golden den and the silver den are not as good as your own dog kennel.

   The village seems to have changed, but nothing major. Think about it too, I have only been away from home for half a year, how can there be any major changes?

   is nothing more than a production team repairing new roads and stone arch bridges.

   There are also several nice families renovating in old houses.

   There is an extra yellow dog at home, which weighs more than ten kilograms. The eldest sister said that it was brought up by a puppy sent by the owner of the canteen.

  The local dog is yellow and bright, and it looks good. But Zhang Xuan is not pleasing to the eye when looking at him horizontally and vertically. The reason is very simple: just now, when four male dogs were competing for a female dog at the crossroads, this fool was the first to be KO.

   You can't even get the right to mate with a bitch, so what's the use of keeping this waste?

  The old Zhang family does not need a bachelor!

   Really, I lost all my face.

Sitting on the threshold, Zhang Xuan said to the eldest sister: "Why don't you kill it. Once the hair is removed, wash it clean, chop the belly, put some chili peppers, some sliced ​​onion, **** and garlic, and roll it in a frying pan. It's also a good dish."

   The yellow dog seemed to see bad intentions in his eyes, and immediately squatted down and growled at him, a series of growls.

   Zhang Ping saw it, and threw a pig grass board over it, and the dog immediately swallowed it, shaking his head and wagging his tail to please Zhang Xuan.

   Zhang Xuan disliked it and kicked it over.

   However, the dog was not discouraged, got up and shivered all over, and went around Zhang Ping coquettishly again.

  The eldest sister is a soft-hearted one. After biting her trousers a few times, she smiled and became elated at the dog.

   After looking at it for a while, he couldn't help covering his forehead and sighing, he found out: in Lao Zhang's house, this dog is the fourth smartest, and the eldest sister is the fifth smartest.

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   (end of this chapter)