The Great Tang: God-level Bear Child

Master Shikong is so miserable, if he can't complete the ritual for the emperor this time, he will definitely be despised and spurned by countless ministers.

"What's the matter today? Why do I have diarrhea like this? Could it be that I broke my stomach after eating?"

"No, I ate those cured meats a few days ago, and there was nothing wrong with it. Why did my stomach hurt after eating today?"

Master Shikong frowned tightly, very depressed.

He has squatted until both feet are weak.

For two full hours, four hours, Master Shikong squatted here, could his feet not be numb?

"No, no matter what, I must go to complete the ritual for the emperor today. It is rare for the emperor to value me so much? If I get the emperor's satisfaction, maybe the emperor will appoint me as Ding Guoshi, and I, Chen Man, will rise to the top of the sky in the future !"

Thinking of this, Shi Ran suddenly had a little more motivation in his heart, wanting to get up and do something for Li Shimin.

However, just as he got up, he hadn't even pulled up his trousers, but his feet went limp, and he fell into the 'Aolige' behind him.

"Pfft...Wow, help, is there anyone, help me, I am Master Shikong, I am Master Shikong!"

Master Shikong, who had fallen into Aoli, immediately called out hastily.

Just in time, Du Ruhui passed by the door of the hut and heard Master Shikong's cry for help, so he quickly asked, "Master Shikong, what's wrong with you? Could it be that you were kidnapped in the hut?"

Du Ruhui outside the door was very anxious.

Master Shikong said, "No, listen to the voice, you are the Duke of Lai, right? Duke of Lai, come and save me!"

"Save you? What happened to you? The emperor is still waiting for you to do something and complete the bet between him and the eighth prince! So how could you act like this? It's simply outrageous!"

Du Ruhui was outside the door, cursing Master Shikong.

However, Master Shikong said bitterly, "Grand Lai, you don't know something. Because of diarrhea, I fell into the latrine!"

"what?"

Du Ruhui was shocked for a moment, then sighed, "Master Shi Ran, wait a moment, I'm going to report to the emperor, let the emperor come to save you!"

"Go and come back quickly, you must be quick! Duke Lai!"

...

Du Ruhui returned to Taiji Palace and told Li Shimin about Master Shikong falling into Aolige.

Li Shimin immediately ejected from the chair in fright.

What the hell? How could Master Shikong fall into Aoli?

This is a good way to go to the hut, why did it fall into Aoli?

"Come here, go to the hut to meet Master Shikong!"

Don't drown.

This was Li Shimin's last thought when he left.

...

"Hahaha, Master Shikong fell into Aoli, hahaha... I'm dying of laughter!"

Li Chengfeng looked at the figures of Li Shimin and others who were gradually going away, and he started to laugh out loud.

On the other hand, Li Lizhi looked at Li Chengfeng with a full face of doubt, and said, "Brother Feng'er, may I ask, what is Aoliji? Why did Master Shikong fall into Aoliji?"

"Haha, sister Changle, what do you think there is in the hut besides Aolige?"

"Ah? So, it's that thing! Hey, it's so disgusting!"

Li Lizhi suddenly had goosebumps.

In fact, Aolige means shit.

This is also one of the popular Internet words in the 21st century, but it was used by Li Chengfeng!

Now Li Lizhi also learned the meaning of the word that Aoli gave.

Moreover, there is Nima, what the hell, are you crazy? Li Lizhi learned words like something, etc. from Li Chengfeng.

After all, those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. The friends who play with Li Chengfeng will inevitably acquire some advanced tone and words.

"Good guy, Brother Feng'er, the power of your laxative is really too strong, you actually put Master Shikong into Aoli, haha!"

Li Lizhi also laughed.

In fact, she respected Master Shikong very much before, but after seeing Master Shikong broke the precept and ate meat, combined with what she had done before, Li Lizhi felt that Master Shikong had a false name, which immediately disgusted her.

Li Chengfeng smiled and said, "Of course, the super invincible abdominal pain laxative is no joke! The incubation period of that thing takes half an hour. After half an hour, hehe, it will be Master Shikong's end!"

"Haha, it seems that you won Feng'er's bet with Emperor Father today!"

"Of course!"

Li Chengfeng wrapped his hands around his chest, with a confident expression on his face.

On the side, Li Yuan scratched Li Chengfeng's little nose, and said, "Good boy, it turns out that Master Shi Kong's diarrhea was caused by you, right?"

"Uh, hehe! You found out, Grandpa!"

Li Chengfeng and Li Lizhi laughed awkwardly.

Li Yuan shook his head and smiled, "What two mischievous guys!"

"Grandpa, don't be angry, we interrupted the ceremony of the Taiji Palace, we dare not in the future! Please don't tell the emperor about this!"

Li Lizhi looked at Li Yuan with some fear.

Li Yuan shook his head with a smile and said, "It's okay Changle, you and Feng'er are happy! In fact, the old man is not like your father, who advocates Buddhism so much. It's the same for grandpa whether he does or doesn't do things. Does the old man live in Tai Chi? Is it a palace? Could it be possible that I can live in heaven if I do a ritual?"

"Haha, that's right, Grandpa, just based on your words, come to me tomorrow with an electric fan, and I'll fix it for you!"

"Okay, the old man is waiting for your words!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone looked at each other and immediately burst out laughing.

...

In the end, Li Shimin still failed to get Master Shikong to complete the ceremony in the Tai Chi Palace.

Because Master Shikong fell into Aoli, his body was covered with Aoli, even on his cassock.

It's okay without the cassock, as long as Master Shikong washes his body and puts on his clothes, he can continue to perform rituals.

But then Li Shimin discovered that Master Shikong couldn't stand still after he finished going to the latrine.

Stand up and fall down.

Are they all like this? How can he still do things?

Also, Master Shikong was still suffering from severe abdominal pain, he felt his body was being hollowed out, and it turned out to be quite uncomfortable.

Master Shikong had never felt so uncomfortable, so he felt that his bacon must have gone bad, and after eating it, his stomach was ruined.

Thinking of this, Master Shikong couldn't help but slapped himself twice, and then scolded himself, "I made you greedy, I made you greedy! It's okay now, did you make the emperor angry? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Just dream about it! "

...

Of course, Li Chengfeng won the bet with Li Shimin.

And Li Shimin also lost an iron mine to Li Chengfeng.

That iron mine is located at the foot of the mountain in the south of Chang'an City, and it's called the 'Tiancheng Iron Mine'! .