The Greatest Astrologist

In the class, Chu Qianli sat by the window and flipped through the book happily, while Tan Muxing bowed his head to sew things seriously.

Because the astrological apprentices are not soliciting guests in school recently, it is rare for the two to enjoy their lunch break, not as popular as when they first opened the stall.

People have a degree of freshness. People want to divination frequently when they first come into contact, and they won't come when the problem is solved. This is a normal cycle.

"Teacher, someone sent me a message! The video has attracted business!" After Qiu Qingkong checked the backstage news, she immediately came to report excitedly, and then caught a glimpse of the two quiet people, "What are you doing?"

Talking about Muxing holding the cloth bag, he answered honestly: "She is going to sew stars on the tarot bag."

Qiu Qingkong was curious: "Could it be possible to sew stars to improve accuracy?"

"Yes." Chu Qianli said confidently, "I see the embroidered stars get better, and the accuracy rate has not improved."

Qiu Qingkong: "?"

Chu Qianli tilted his head and whispered in a low voice, "The main reason is that he didn't expect his gloves to do so quickly..."

Chu Qianli thought it would take a long time to make Talking about Evening Star, but he didn't expect that he would hand over the finished product soon. She believes that it is necessary to assign new homework to the same table. It is impossible to take a break. No matter how fast the work is completed, you can have a new job.

Qiu Qingkong found that Chu Qianli was reading, and couldn't help but wonder: "What are you reading? Astrology book?"

Chu Qianli seemed to be insulated from studying. It was abnormal for her willingness to take the initiative to turn the book, so Qiu Qingkong naturally mistakenly thought it was an astrology book.

Chu Qianli held up the book, she showed the cover, and praised: "No, this is a masterpiece."

Qiu Qingkong took a closer look and found that the book was-"Das Kapital".

Talking about Mu Xing's weakness: "Why do I think this book is revealing the truth about capitalism, but you learn from it how capitalists exploit others?"

Talking about Muxing, the more things went wrong, the more he finished his gloves, he was arranged to sew the bag. When he thought about it carefully, there was no end to the matter.

"Aha." Chu Qianli pretended not to hear with a guilty conscience. She immediately jumped to the topic and looked at Qiu Qingkong, "What did you just want to say?"

Qiu Qingkong: "Someone sent me a message saying that the video was too accurate, and it was very mysterious!"

Qiu Qingkong eloquently talked about Zhou Qiang watching the video to connect the four good news. The first submission of the astrological apprentice was approved, and I can’t wait to find my peers to share it.

After hearing this, Chu Qianli was taken aback, and said in surprise: "It's fake."

Qiu Qingkong: "How come?"

Chu Qianli was skeptical, and solemnly said: "You still tell her that I am a serious astrologer, and I am not burning incense and worshiping the Buddha. I have always been the only one who fools others. She has deceived a big liar!"

Chu Qianli didn't believe in Zhou Qiang's story. She was predicting her fortune, not on the spot.

The accuracy of public divination is not as high as that of private divination, which sounds like frequent loopholes and weird.

Talking about Twilight Star: "...does the serious astrologer and the big liar draw equal signs?"

Qiu Qingkong hesitated: "How could it be fake? She still wants to find a teacher for private divination."

Chu Qianli hesitated to test: "Is she an adult?"

Qiu Qingkong: "They say they are looking for a job. They must be adults."

"This is someone I met on the Internet, who knows if it's true or false." Chu Qianli dropped the astrological dice casually. She swept the dice and said in amazement, "Oh, it's really not a liar."

When Qiu Qingkong saw her verify the result with a dice, he curiously asked, "Don't we use fortune-telling to classmates before? Everyone is a minor."

"That's different. We use face-to-face divination, and we will still be able to meet people in the future. People chatted on the Internet and then broke up. The ghost knows that she will still look for you." Chu Qianli explained, "Some astrologers refused. Seeing astrolabes for minors on the Internet is mainly for fear of not being able to bear the responsibility."

"why?"

"Humans are growing. Before they are ready, knowing advanced information is not good, and it may even produce bad psychological hints. The astrolabe is not a fixed game data, it is more like flowing water, which can have a trend, but Won't stop."

Chu Qianli gave an example: "It's like Baidu seeing a doctor. If you don't understand, just search around, or run into an incompetent fortuneteller, and you can scare yourself into a cold sweat after hearing it."

In numerology, belief and unbelief are the same thing, and belief and superstition are the same thing.

Humans are powerful and fragile creatures, strong enough that human groups can always get alive in crisis, and fragile individuals will go astray if they are misled.

Chu Qianli didn't dare to divination for Zhou Qiang, because the other party was too wicked, and she thought this state of guidance was inappropriate. If a person has the ability to distinguish and then divination, it is very dangerous to rely on a fortuneteller to be completely dizzy.

Tan Mu Xing was startled: "Bad psychological suggestion?"

"Yes, some fortune tellers give their children their orders to parents, and the main children don't understand those words at all." Chu Qianli warned with a smile. Those who are capable of harming you can easily be controlled by the other party."

"This is the horoscope being pinched, so it's very important to find a reliable fortuneteller."

Qiu Qingkong was stunned: "Is there such an exaggeration? But if I tell you the astrolabe, it's okay?"

Chu Qianli smiled and said, "How do you know that you are not controlled by me?"

Qiu Qingkong: "???"

Tan Muxing lowered his head and continued to sew cloth bags for the astrologer, he whispered: "No, it seems to be felt..."

He always feels that there are other things after sewing the bag, maybe it is a more difficult demand, which has been completely controlled.

In the dormitory, Zhou Qiang received a reply from the UP main "Magic Girl Squad". The fortuneteller promised to help her in private fortune-telling, but asked her to prove that she was a sane adult.

Zhou Qiang: "?" What is this outrageous request?

The magic card girl team said tactfully that they thought Zhou Qiang’s incident was too coincidental. It may be that the video clicks are low and the energy is not mixed. It may also be that Zhou Qiang’s birth chart has a suitable degree, which happens to be mainly affected by this wave of celestial phenomena. The group of people, it is also possible that Zhou Qiang has submitted too many resumes in the early stage.

Not long after, the magic card girl squad sent another one: [I'm telling you the truth, although I am very accurate in astrology, I am a Marxist believer. ]

Zhou Qiang: "..."

Zhou Qiang realized after reading it.

Others suspected that the fortuneteller was a liar. She was suspected by the fortuneteller that there was a problem with her head.

Zhou Qiang was both angry and funny, but he couldn't get angry with the fortune-teller, and the other party's words were not wrong!

[I can prove that I am an adult, but how can I prove that I am sane? Do I go to the hospital to issue a certificate? ]

[I am Qin Shihuang, I am not dead. I have 30,000 tons of gold and 3 million Qin soldiers in Xi'an. As long as you transfer 20,000 yuan to xxxxxxxx to send me home, I will let you lead the three armies! ]

[...Are you crazy? How can there be 27,000 tons of gold more than online scammers? ]

Zhou Qiang's eyes were dumbfounded, the internet stalk was 3,000 tons of gold, and the other party's mouth was 30,000 tons, and inflation was zero.

[Congratulations, you have proven that you are sane, and you have to be a huge dreamer. ]

[...]

Zhou Qiang was really enthusiastic at the beginning, but after being done one after another by the fortuneteller, he gradually calmed down and was able to look at problems sensibly. She erased the important information on her student page, sent it to the other party to prove that she was an adult, and then described the matter.

The fortuneteller proposed to communicate with Zhou Qiang by voice, and it would be more convenient to communicate some information.

Zhou Qiang didn't refuse, she added the other party's business account, and after connecting, she heard the voice in the video.

"Are you hesitant to choose which one?"

Zhou Qiang said in a hurry: "Yes, the main interview time conflicts. I may pick one of the past interviews. If it fails in the end, other opportunities will be gone..."

"I see, you can talk about four jobs, let's use Tarot four to choose one card for divination."

Zhou Qiang heard the shuffle of the cards on the other end, and curiously asked, "Is it just to choose the follow-up result of each job?"

Zhou Qiang often watches fortune-telling videos. She has a little understanding of the tarot card array. When choosing a card array, she first talks about the status quo, and then extends four branches to inform the questioner of the consequences and future development of each choice.

"Yes, you can tell me some numbers randomly. After I draw the cards, I will issue the cards and the card array to you for further interpretation."

Zhou Qian did it honestly, and soon received the photo. It turned out that there were four rows of cards in a row, with a current card at the bottom, and the tarot cards were placed like tree trunks and branches.

"The current card is the queen of swords standing upside down. You are very anxious if you want to improve and become better. You always doubt your abilities. You are also trapped by the bad state of the past. This card reminds you to think carefully and re-reason in order to achieve success. "

Zhou Qiang was taken aback: "Yes, there was no interview news at all some time ago. My condition is so bad that I'm almost lost..."

The fortuneteller perfunctorily: "Well, treating my video as burning incense and worshiping Buddha does sound anxious."

Zhou Qiang: "...No, we just verified that I am a sane person!"

Zhou Qiang always feels that there is a trace of sand sculpture in the fortuneteller's seriousness, anyway, it is not a mysterious master style.

"The first job is the position of the tower and the ace of the stars. The combination of these two cards means that you have no money. You can also go to the interview and practice when you have time, and then inquire about the future salary. It is estimated that the result is not good. "

Zhou Qiang: "Ah, I seem to have heard that some seniors said that this company was not treated well..."

"The fourth job is the reversal of the four stars and the three scepters. You may have a stable income, but the future development prospects are not good. You may regret your previous decision."

Zhou Qiang: "This was introduced by my roommate. She told me that making money is okay, but there is no room for improvement."

"Okay, let's focus on the remaining two jobs. The second job is Devil and Star Coin Ten, and the third job is Justice and Scepter Six. If you look at career luck alone, there are merits."

The fortune-teller laughed and said, "Everyone is afraid of the devil card, but it's okay when it appears in work. The main thing is that it clearly points to worldly desires, that is, money."

"If you have this job, you won't be short of money, but the interview and work pressure should be great. You always feel that you can't do a good job, but you can still succeed in the end. You will have material wealth, but you will also be very empty."

Zhou Qiang said: "The second interview was with a big factory, and my resume was really close."

Zhou Qiang only informed the fortuneteller of the type of work, but did not say the specific company name. It stands to reason that the other party could not guess that it was a big factory. She has no idea about this interview. The major companies have asked too much, but the salary is really high.

"Then you have to work hard to prepare, I guess the interview will not be easy." The fortuneteller continued, "The third job has a justice, which means that your previous efforts are treated fairly, and it is also matched with a scepter six. One job is not as expensive as the second one, but you will have some joy of success. You feel that you have been promoted through hard work, confident and satisfied in your heart."

"Because I already liked the third company." Zhou Qiang hurriedly asked, "Which one should I choose? The second or the third is better?"

The fortuneteller said leisurely: "It depends on you, I can't help you choose."

"Ugh?"

"If you like money, choose the second share. If you like the sense of accomplishment, choose the third share. The key is your own ideas."

The fortuneteller added: "I can also comprehensively solve this set of cards. This set of cards tells you that all the good results are obtained from your early efforts. It has nothing to do with the fortune-telling video transfer, and you are not as bad as you thought."

Zhou Qiang covered her mouth on the spot: "Good fellow, broke the defense, I'm about to cry..."

Zhou Qiang recently suspected that she was a trash, otherwise she would not be dizzy to find someone for divination. It was completely caused by the darkness of the previous days.

She doesn't know where the problem is. It's not that she hasn't worked hard. Why is her resume all in stalemate?

She watched the divination video because her life was so bitter, she needed a little bit of sweet support to go on.

She was freezing to death and wanted to find Xinghuo.

"It doesn't matter if you are telling the truth or saying good things to encourage me..." Zhou Qiang sighed softly after adjusting his fragile emotions, "...I understand it all."

Fortuneteller: "Of course it is true. I am a Marxist believer. Seeking truth from facts is the essence of Marxism."

Zhou Qiang: "...I don't need to emphasize this specifically. I suspect that your divination is a fishing law enforcement. Is it possible to specialize in feudal superstition?"

Zhou Qiang felt that the fortuneteller on the opposite side was absolutely absent.

Others engaged in divination were afraid that the questioner would not believe it, and the other person engaged in divination was afraid that the questioner would believe too much, and they wished to have a wave of horse education on the spot.

Zhou Qiang tentatively asked: "Then can I ask, if I choose a third job, how long will it take to earn more than the second job?"

"Wait a minute, let me see... at least three years, it depends on your efforts."

"Oh, it's been quite a long time." Zhou Qiang smiled, "Are you all going to give feedback on divination? Then I can give you feedback after three years."

"Three years?" The fortuneteller was silent for a rare moment, "...that's okay."

Zhou Qiang suddenly appeared, and suggested: "By the way, your fortunetellers sell amulets and crystals, do you have business in this area?"

The fortune-teller said helplessly: "I don't sell goods or rituals. If you are old enough, I still do this. Let's buy you a Balala magic fairy stick."

Zhou Qiang: "..." Good fellow, I was ridiculed again when I obviously wanted to support your business.

Zhou Qiang had a good view of the unknown fortune-teller. She actually didn't believe in transferring crystals. She simply wanted to increase her income for the other party, but in the end she only paid for the fortune-telling, and was frantically reminded to tell her fortune-telling.

"Do I look so like a person who can be deceived by superstition?" Zhou Qiang said in a tangled way. "What I'm telling you is not that the story is true!"

She did watch a video and received four messages, but the other party insisted that what happened to her was a coincidence.

Fortuneteller: "Okay, there is nothing wrong with me. I have to prepare to go to the afternoon class."

Zhou Qiang: "?"

Zhou Qiang questioned: "Are you still a college student?"

Zhou Qiang felt that the fortuneteller's speech was very organized, and the other party was afraid that he would go astray, and thought that he should be someone with some experience, but he did not expect that he was also a student at school.

Fortuneteller: "No, high school student."

Zhou Qiang: "???"

Zhou Qiang laughed angrily: "You, a minor, let me and an adult prove that I am not a minor!?"

Obviously a fortune-teller is the one who will be stopped by the anti-addiction system when playing "Glory of the King"!

Chu Qianli hesitated and said, "Ah, the way you look above you really doesn't look like an adult..."

After listening to Zhou Qiang's story, Chu Qianli felt that she was unreasonable.

Zhou Qiang felt heartbroken.

She was actually educated by a sister of a fortune teller, and the other party wanted to buy herself a magic fairy stick. After thinking about it, she was so embarrassed that she could dig out a magic fairy castle with her toes.

Zhou Qiang became angry and embarrassed: "Call my sister! I'm a few years older than you, you should call my sister!"

She wasn't really angry, the fortuneteller had solved the problem, but it was a bit ashamed to think about it.

Chu Qianli: "?"

Chu Qianli obediently said: "Sister, bye bye, don't use divination in the future, you will never guess which stinky sister is on the other side of the Internet."

After Chu Qianli finished speaking, she hung up.

Zhou Qiang: "..."