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Renly Hall, read vicious tweets.

This should be the most anticipated and most popular moment of the year, at least one of the times, Renly, who has never been active on social networks, finally sat in front of the camera under the careful planning of Jimmy Kimmel, with those "hateful" This is definitely the first time ever.

Stressful and exciting.

But obviously, as the party concerned, Renly was extraordinarily calm, and even took the initiative to speak out / play with netizens, which made the studio scene take a deep breath.

Sensing the ambience of the studio scene, Renly had a faint smile in his eyes and raised his head, "Relax, it's just the beginning."

Is this a reminder to the audience to fasten their seat belts?

"Oh, look at me, I'm Renly Hall, perfect body and bright eyes, go / grass / yourself, Renly Hall."

After Renly finished reading, he looked at Kimmel in confusion. "Are you sure this is a malicious tweet? I must say, thank you for the compliment?"

Amidst the laughter, Kimmel scratched his head, "No, I'm not sure either." Then he turned to look at the camera, "Hey, strong netizens, don't be merciful to Renly's men, let the attack come even more. Violently, you're putting the 'Malicious Twitter' special to shame."

Even Renly couldn't help laughing softly and continued reading happily, "Renly Hall, he's even more annoying than Ryan Damn Gosling."

After reading, Renly shook his head slightly, "No, you can attack me, but don't involve anyone, okay? Ryan didn't do anything wrong. Also, a little tip, do what Ryan Gosling does. Renly Hall is much happier, he always carries candy, who can say no?"

Out of the corner of his eye, he could catch Kimmel, who was about to move. Obviously, he wanted to talk to Renly about Ryan Gosling and Paul Walker, but he wasn't sure if he should intervene. He didn't expect Renly to take the initiative to turn his head. , "I think we may be running out of show time, Ryan is a sweetheart strawberry pie, you know that's enough."

Kimmel nodded obediently, closed his mouth, and fell silent.

This sing-along burst out a wonderful spark, making the audience clapp their hands and laugh.

"Dear Renly Hall, I hate you to the core, you are the scum under my feet, Tanya who loves you."

Renly read the foul words in a graceful and calm voice, as if he was reciting a poem, with a slight smile on his brows, and occasionally a little confusion. After reading, he raised his head. Looking at the camera, he didn't speak or move, just frowned slightly and looked at the camera, paused for a moment, raised his eyebrows slightly, and the smile flowed out like this, no words are enough to express his attitude.

"Renly Hall is like a jumbo with three espresso in it, or a half-sugar iced caramel macchiato, both of which are thick for me."

After Renly finished reading, he made a low voice, "Oh", as if he had melted when he saw a puppy or kitten, and said softly, "Please pay attention to your weight, health is the most important thing." Then he raised his voice. Raising his eyebrows, he turned to look at Kimmel, "You know that the obesity index of children is very worrying now."

Kimmel opened his mouth, then took a deep breath, and finally closed his mouth—because he was clearly suffering from weight.

Seeing Kimmel's aggrieved appearance that he didn't want to say anything, the scene had already turned back and forth with laughter.

"Renly Hall looks like a clean-shaved kiwi."

This time, it was Renly who couldn't hold back, "Can someone shave the kiwi fruit clean?" The cheerful smile flowed from the bottom of his eyes, as if seeing a big fool - who would? Shave a kiwi?

Kimmel tried to keep his composure, but he couldn't help but smile, he could only close his mouth, waved his hands, and then gestured: This is your moment! This is your time! You should be free to play! However, there was no pattern at all in that gesture, and it looked very funny.

Renly laughed even more happily, "Renly-Hall, a fool." After a moment's pause, Renly raised his right hand to cover his mouth, but still couldn't cover the raised corner of his mouth, and then Renly looked up at the camera Shots, "Five words, three of which were misspelled, and even Silly Hat was misspelled."

Renly frowned slightly and asked with his eyes: Are you serious?

Then the tweet that Renly said was displayed on the live screen, and everyone saw this sentence - not only misspelled Renly's first and last name, but even misspelled the swearing words. Oh, it's a shame to throw it at my grandma's house, and the hilarious laughter at the scene surged frantically.

"Go away, Renly Hall."

Renly read it carefully, realized that was all, and said casually, "Smart way." Avoiding the possibility of a misspelling.

The audience took half a beat to react, watching Kimmel laughing on stage, and then realizing that Renly was teasing the last tweet again, and the laughter was long overdue.

"Can people stop saying Renly Hall is handsome and handsome? Renly Hall is fucking disgusting, why is no one willing to admit that?"

Renly raised his eyebrows slightly, then shook his head, "Is this the best level?" The disappointed model

He didn't hide it at all, and even turned his head to look at Kimmel and asked with his eyes: Isn't there a more interesting tweet? I thought netizens should be more talented than this.

Kimmel spread out his hands, his face innocent: We don't dare to put it on the show if it's really cool. Don't worry, we're also worried that the show will be banned.

Renly wasn't sure if he read it correctly, but he could feel Kimmel's frustration. He pursed the corners of his mouth, didn't bother him any more, and read the next article again, "Renly Hall is like a Brooklyn hippie. Crap, I'm going to beat him up." After reading it, Renly responded with bewildered eyes, "Oh, are the Brooklyn hippies outdated now? Do I need an update?"

The original offensive Twitter, under Renly's unique interpretation, always carried a sense of joy, and the audience at the scene could no longer distinguish whether it was an "attack" or a "compliment", so that they also had a Confused: Is Twitter just a big happy family?

"Okay, look at this again, maybe Renly Hall is a good actor, but he's like a big dumbass in 'Edge of Tomorrow'."

"Ha." Renly laughed outright, then nodded happily, "Oh, now we're finally on the right track, the words really won me over."

Renly's relaxed response showed no signs of falsification, so Kimmel's eyes were full of wonder, shaking his head repeatedly, and asked with great curiosity, "Because the word is correct?"

"The spelling and usage are correct." Renly looked as if the primary school English teacher saw a perfect composition, with a look of relief in his eyes, "Oh, is this the last one? Jimmy, I think the show team It's so friendly and kind, after today's show, netizens can attack Jimmy Kimmel as much as they want, because they haven't come up with real materials at all, and it's not so easy to miss the opportunity."

The audience immediately followed suit.

Kimmel was stunned: Why did you start attacking me? We are innocent, okay? Why should we treat our program group like this?

Renly smiled and began to read the last entry, "Does Renly-Hall's 'chicken/child' come in many colors?"

Ren Li raised his eyes to look at the camera, the smile on the corner of his mouth narrowed, and said seriously, "Yes, it's like all your girlfriend's lipstick shades." The audience cheered, but the booing hadn't fully settled, Lan Li said seriously. Li showed a bright smile again, her eyes slightly sympathetic, "Sorry, you definitely don't have a girlfriend, I didn't mean to hurt you."

Wow!

The audience burst into thunderous applause, this is the real attack - concise and clear, and the twists and turns, especially Renly's perfect London accent, makes the attack full of elegance and calm, and really shows the quality , The strength interpretation of what is called "swearing without dirty words".

Even Kimmel couldn't help applauding Renly. Amid the thunderous applause and whistles, Renly nodded politely, then turned to look at Kimmel, and said loudly, "It should be me. Does the assistant filter too hard?" Otherwise, vicious tweets wouldn't be so simple.

he guessed.

But he didn't expect Kimmel to shake his head, "Indeed, we screened out some inappropriate ones, but in fact, the attacking remarks on Twitter are roughly like this." The vicious netizens did not imagine that they were talented, and they went over and over again. It's hard to be creative with swearing. "Not everyone has the same last reaction as you."

Renly nodded, not accepting the praise humbly.

Kimmel laughed resignedly. "God, you made our sessions childish and boring, and I now regret letting you read these vicious tweets."

The audience laughed even more cheerfully, but I had to admit that it was an eye-opener, not only for Renly's counterattack, but also for Renly's way of coping. He never lost his grace, and this emotional intelligence was enough to make him. It was admirable - it's just that Kimmel's well-prepared sessions failed to live up to expectations, which made him extremely embarrassed.

But...that's still not all.

Kimmel rubbed his palms and looked at Renly with a smile on his face.

Renly was slightly surprised. "Oh, that's not all? Is there a second shot?"

Kimmel nodded. "Yes, we also have a secret weapon. Honestly, we all know that those nasty tweets can't really hurt you, because you don't mind; so we have another weapon--maybe , you don't mind, but the audience must love it."

"Your description made me interested too. Could it be a series of misspellings from netizens?" Renly's easy-to-follow words caused laughter to burst out again.

"It's a great idea, I'll document it," Kimmel hurriedly grabbed inspiration, "but the real secret weapon is... those hungry tweets."

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