The group pet cub is three and a half years old, I am the Little God of Beasts

As soon as we entered the backyard, we saw two birds hovering above Dahuang's head.

One has black to purple feathers all over its body, with two pinches of yellow on its head. The other one doesn't even have those two pinches of yellow, and is completely black, with only a patch of white feathers under its wings.

A myna and a myna.

Jiabao'er's eyelids twitched.

Mom, aren't these the two black monsters who often come to the master's palace to look for me? Why have they followed me here?

When she was in heaven, Garbo had a lot of fun with them. Every time they sang and complained to Garbao, Garbao wanted to catch them and roast them.

These two guys! None of them are good.

"Shameless dog, stinky dog, quack quack." The myna flapped its wings and barked happily.

"Stupid dog, native dog, hair-shedding dog." Brother Myna, not to be outdone, also barked.

Dahuang was so angry that he jumped three feet high and didn't care about feeding the baby dog's milk. He just wanted to catch these two evil monsters and cut their bones into his belly.

It's a pity that I was so exhausted that I couldn't even reach a bird feather.

Jiabaoer sighed while stroking her forehead.

With its brute strength, how could a mortal dog defeat two birds that dominate heaven and earth?

It would be strange not to be exhausted by them both.

Chen Hao was surprised when he heard that the birds could talk. He quickly ran over and said happily: "Come and see, these two birds are ugly. They can also speak human language."

"Pfft." Jiabaoer couldn't help laughing.

Brother Myna and Brother Myna were very proud of themselves at first, but then a young man came over and started calling them ugly, and they immediately became angry, "Where are you brats from? They dare to call your grandpa ugly. Are you looking for a slap in the face?"

Chen Hao immediately jumped to his feet: "You ugly monster dares to take advantage of me. I'll see if I don't kill you two."

After saying that, he went to look for something handy, and Chen Ran also ran over to help.

He handed Chen Hao a broom and took a bird-catching net himself. The two of them looked at each other and walked separately to the left and right of the bird.

Little did they know that these two birds were different from ordinary birds. They had lived for tens of millions of years and ascended to heaven. How could they be tricked by two mortal children?

Immediately he flapped his wings and flew up into the air. While avoiding the capture of the two brothers, he said sarcastically: "Oh, you dare to hit grandpa even though his hair is not even long. Oh, you are so brave, myna, give them a dip."

As soon as he finished speaking, Myna stuck out his butt, and a drop of bird droppings fell out of thin air, heading towards Chen Hao.

Chen Ran quickly pulled Chen Hao aside with quick eyes and hands, and the bird droppings fell to the ground.

When the myna saw that no one had been hit, he refused to give up and stuck his butt out, ready to take another dip.

It's a pity that the brewing time was too short and the intention was weak.

Embarrassed, he said to Brother Myna: "It's your turn, I'm gone."

"Go away, I just gave that stupid dog my pick." Brother Myna said angrily.

"Then we'll talk about it later. Fly higher and go to the tree. Don't let these two grandsons get caught." As he spoke, Bage flapped his wings twice and quickly flew to the sycamore tree in the courtyard.

The leaves are dense and provide shade from the sun and wind, making it a good place for the two of them.

Chen Hao and Dahuang looked up below, bulging with anger, but there was nothing they could do.

Jiabaoer got down from the village chief's arms and stretched.

Before he could say anything, the myna on the tree shouted: "Myna, myna, I know why the fairy spirit is lingering here. That little girl down there is..."

"Uh-huh." Jiabaoer coughed hard and stopped Myna's words.

He stared sharply at the two black guys on the tree, "What kind of thing dares to come to my house and cause trouble? And dares to let my brother call you grandpa? Believe it or not, I will pluck all your hair."

The tone of voice was milky and stern.

Not only were the two birds on the tree not afraid, but they cried out in surprise: "Wow, wow, wow, it's really a little fairy. But I found it, and it made me want to die when I couldn't see it."

"That's right, how could that old guy be willing to send her down? He's so cruel."

The others looked at each other, not knowing what the two birds were talking about. Only Garbo could understand, but Garbo didn't want them to talk too much.

Then he opened his mouth and chirped twice in the way he communicated with them in the heaven.

Those two sounds mean: Shut your mouth.

The two black guys suddenly didn't dare to say anything.

If this little ancestor is angered, she can really pluck her hair.

She is young and does not have enough spiritual power, but her master is very powerful.

That is the God of Heaven who controls all the beasts in the three realms.

Yushen was very protective of his shortcomings. When his disciple was in heaven, he did so many bad things, and other gods came to him. Yushen was stunned and refused to admit it.

He also threatened that if he dared to slander his disciples again, he would summon those immortal mounts back and not let them ride them.

Damned by God.

If you provoke them, master and apprentice, and don't give them the assigned mounts when you go out in the future, you will lose face.

so bad.

Once, Tai Shang Laojun came to Jiabao's house and played a chestnut because Jiabaoer had secretly eaten one of his elixirs. As a result, Jiabaoer was made to cry.

The next month when Taishang Laojun went out for a banquet, the gods only assigned him a lame toad, which made the gods cramp in their stomachs with laughter.

It wasn't until Laojun gave him two elixirs as an apology that Yu Shen gave him a one-horned green bull again.

If it was a little late to apologize, Qingniu said that little Jiabao would kill it, stew it and eat it.

I have never seen such a ferocious little fairy. He can survive by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, but he has to learn how to eat meat and drink soup like in the human world. It is so tasteless.

They didn't say this in front of Jiabao'er. They couldn't offend anyone but the little ancestor in front of them.

Their ideal is to find a beauty like Fairy Chang'e and become someone's favorite.

If you want this wish to come true, you have to please Jiabaoer.

Just like the white rabbit, she just often gave some rabbit fur to Garbo as a headdress. Garbo would say good things for the white rabbit in front of her master, and the white rabbit firmly occupied Chang'e's number one love in the Moon Palace.

The position of pampering is such that no one can get in.

well.

People are more infuriating than others.

No, it’s the bird that makes the bird more angry than the bird.

That's not right, it's like a beast compared to a bird, which makes the bird angry to death.

In order to get what they wanted, they went to the Royal Beast Palace every day to play with the little fairy. They heard that the little fairy was sent to the human world by the master for training, which made them both very anxious.

Yu Shen, the old man couldn't do anything better, why did he have to send the little fairy to the human world?

Look at this family, what's going on?

A stupid dog who just gave birth to a baby, two sly-eyed boys, and an old man who looked a bit silly.

Oops, in such a bad situation, how dare they both let the little fairy stay here by herself.

Forget it, forget it, risk your life to accompany the gentleman.

I hope that the Royal God will see their intentions and give them a good future.

After the two black monsters finished their mental construction, they stopped beating. Instead, they tweeted to Jiabaoer repeatedly and told her their decision in the way they spoke in the heaven.

The decision was that they would stay with her.