The Happy Life of Xu Damao in Siheyuan

"We are not outsiders. Feige Bicycle will be resold to you including the electric tube. I will write a transfer agreement for you, so that there will be no problem even if the relevant departments investigate. The management fee for this vehicle has been paid this year.

, you can make more money than the third uncle."

When Yu Li heard this, she was filled with surprises and was elated. She thought that at last all her efforts were not in vain, and the clouds were clear and the moon was shining brightly!

She found out clearly that the permanent car her father-in-law bought actually paid two yuan for the management fee. After careful maintenance and polishing, it was only 90% new.

Now that I have received this Feige bicycle, it is almost a brand new model after maintenance. You don’t even have to pay extra for vehicle tax and license plate. Not to mention all kinds of top-notch accessories, it also comes with a motorcycle. When you ride it, you will attract everyone’s attention.

Focus, why worry about not being able to sell it?

She only needs to focus on one issue at the moment, how to sell at the highest price!

Yu Li happily handed over one hundred and ninety yuan, then took the bicycle key, and happily opened the door, ready to ride on the flying pigeon to show off her power. Who would have thought that when she opened the door, Huaihua and Xiaodang were hit?

He fell to the ground and saw that he was lying at the door of the room and eavesdropping.

"Sophora japonica, Xiaodang! How long have you been here?" Yu Li couldn't help her face changing, and she couldn't help but become nervous.

Huaihua said honestly: "I don't remember, it's been a long time."

Doesn’t that mean you can see and hear everything?

Xu Damao was also a little surprised. He didn't expect to be eavesdropped by the two little ones, but he didn't panic and said to Li, "Just leave it to me. I'll take care of it."

Yu Li nodded repeatedly, opened the lock like a thief, and pushed the Feige bicycle out of the backyard.

Xu Damao squatted on the ground and asked the two of them: "Xiaodang, Sophora japonica, why are you here?"

Xiaodang replied: "Brother Banggan hasn't finished school yet. We are so hungry. We are even hungrier after just eating toffee."

Sophora japonica said: "Aunt Yu Li ate something secretly. Sophora japonica was hungry, and Sophora japonica also wanted to eat!"

Xu Damao felt ashamed, and even his old face couldn't help but blush. He said with a straight face: "It's wrong for children to peek. If you go out and talk nonsense, you will get sores on your head and pus on your feet."

After all, Huaihua and Xiaodang were still children, so they were really frightened, and they quickly promised not to talk nonsense. Now they smelled the fragrance wafting from Xu Damao's lunch box, their mouths watered, and they spoke aggrievedly.

"Grandma is partial. My brother can eat two preserved eggs, which are delicious. Xiaodang and Sophora japonica can only share one, so they won't be full."

"Sophora japonica hasn't had any meat for a long, long time. Uncle Silly hasn't brought any food back recently."

The two little ones said pitifully, staring at Xu Damao's lunch box without blinking. If the sticks were around at this time, Xu Damao would not doubt that these three children could directly grab it.

Xu Damao then thought about it, why not train these two children to be his spies, so that they could quickly know Qin Huairu's movements and insert a nail into Qin Huairu's back.

He doesn't like Bangge's white-eyed wolf, but there is room for cultivation in the film about these two little girls.

"What do you think this is?"

Xu Damao opened the lunch box, and the steaming beef, mutton and duck blood, set against the sesame sauce, exuded a refreshing fragrance, making Sophora japonica and Xiaodang swallow hard.

"Meat!"

“Very delicious meat!”

The two little eyes looked at Xu Damao eagerly, and his stomach growled.

Xu Damao smiled sinisterly, closed the lunch box slowly, and said to the two children: "There is no free dinner in this world, as long as you pay, you will get something! If you are obedient, Uncle Damao can often treat you to meat in the future!"

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"Xiao Dang promises to be obedient!"

"Sophora japonica is so well behaved, the kindergarten teachers praise me as a good child!"

"Very good!" Xu Damao said, "We have three stipulations. If you violate any of them, I will not give you meat from now on, and I won't even give you milk candies when we meet in the future."

The two little ones quickly sat upright.

"First of all, you have to keep our secrets. You must not tell others about Uncle Damao, not to your brother, and not to your mother."

Huaihua asked curiously: "Can you tell grandma?"

"No! I'm doing it for your own good! You see, the meat is only so small. If grandma knew about it, she would definitely take it away and give all the meat to brother. You and Xiaodang can only eat the wowotou dipped in the broth.

"Xu Damao threatened.

As soon as these words came out, Xiaodang and Huaihua immediately shook their heads like a rattle and spoke enthusiastically: "We won't tell anyone! Xiaodang and Huaihua want to eat enough and eat meat, but grandma and mother are partial and don't tell them.

!”

"Secondly, from now on when Uncle Damao treats you to good food, you can only eat eight percent full."

"Why? I want to eat enough. I even want to drink the soup." Xiao Dang protested.

"This is for your own good!" These words were more convincing to Xiaodang, while Huaihua said unconcernedly, "Last time you ate beggar's chicken secretly, was it because you were too full, so you couldn't eat much when you went home for dinner at night?

Did your mother just discover it? If you have enough food here, if you can’t eat when you go home, you will definitely be discovered by your mother and grandma!”

Xiaodang and Huaihua suddenly realized that this was for their own sake, so they quickly assured: "We understand!"

"The third rule is to listen to Uncle Damao. As long as you are obedient, Uncle Damao will give you extra rewards!"

"Is it the White Rabbit toffee?" Huaihua's eyes lit up.

"In addition to toffee, I can also give you money!" Xu Damao took out two dimes from his pocket and placed them in front of the two of them.

"Didn't you have enough firecrackers during the Chinese New Year? After you take the money, you can go to the store and buy some to enjoy!"

Xiaodang and Huaihua's eyes widened and they nodded like chickens eating rice.

"Come and eat first!"

Xu Damao handed the lunch box to them. Xiaodang and Huaihua, who didn't care about their image, went straight to grab it and wolfed it down. The delicious hot-boiled beef and mutton plus sesame sauce left a lasting impression on their mouths.

"Sophora japonica has never eaten such delicious meat in her life!"

“It’s a hundred times more delicious than the beggar’s chicken made by Brother Banggeng.”

It can be seen that the quality of life of Qin Huairu's family has indeed plummeted this month. The two children are so greedy. Not only do they eat all the meat, but not even a drop of hot pot soup base and sesame paste is left. They are simply satisfied.

Xu Damao handed over a towel to help the two of them clean up so that Qin Huairu wouldn't find out anything fishy.

Looking at the eager eyes of the two children, Xu Damao said: "We agreed that we would be eighty percent full. If we eat any more, we will be violating the second rule!"

Xiaodang and Huaihua nodded obediently and turned their attention to the two cents.

"Take it to buy firecrackers and play with it. Run far away so that your family won't find it. When you get home, secretly tell Banggeng that Silly Zhu has pickled more than a dozen preserved eggs. He was afraid that he would steal them, so he deliberately placed them on his sister.

Just tell him the truth in He Yuyu's house."

"OK!"

The two little ones were overjoyed when they heard this. They thought it was so difficult. They were just talking. Then they jumped three feet high, grabbed the money and ran to the store. They happily bought a lot of firecrackers and played at the entrance of the alley.

Have a great time.

Xu Damao retreated tactically, and He Yuyu's social beating began.

The next day, earth-shattering screams came from He Yuyu's house.

"Brother, my home was robbed."

He Yuyu hurriedly opened the door of He Yuzhu's room, and the cold wind blew in. He Yuzhu hadn't gotten up yet, and he seemed to hear some movement in a daze. As soon as He Yuyu entered the door, the cold wind blew in.

I was so excited that I almost woke up on the spot.

"Huh? Rainwater, you...what's wrong with you?"

He Yuzhu was shivering from the cold, so he quickly put on a coat, looked at his crying sister, and asked with concern.

He Yuyu cried and talked about the reason.