The Happy Life of Xu Damao in Siheyuan

1965, cold winter.

Red Star Courtyard.

Intermediate Court.

The courtyard has already been crowded with people. In this era of scarce entertainment facilities, having a meeting and listening to gossip can just satisfy people's instinct to join in the fun.

The first uncle Yi Zhonghai, the second uncle Liu Haizhong, and the third uncle Yan Bugui all moved chairs and sat in the middle of the courtyard.

The uncle's voice was loud: "Everyone knows that Xu Damao and his wife fought. Let's see what they did to Lou Xiao'e. Why did the couple fight? It's because Xu Damao didn't come home at night and lost his pants!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the courtyard burst into laughter. He Yuzhu, the initiator of the figurines, covered his mouth and snickered, his eyebrows dancing with joy.

"Today we are not going to discuss the couple's fight, but we will discuss that Xu Damao committed a serious style problem!"

Xu Damao was in a daze. One second he was watching TV, but the next second he was transported back in time, but he quickly calmed down.

Through memory, he understood that he was in the beginning of "Love in the Courtyard". Previously, Xu Damao had stolen the chicken and cheated He Yuzhu of five yuan. Now this scene is He Yuzhu's revenge.

He secretly burned his pants because he was drunk at a party with his boss last night.

This time, there is no evidence to prove it, to scare the enemy, and to understand the cause and effect, Xu Damao understands clearly in his mind that he and Silly Zhu have not dealt with each other since they were young, but it is a pity that their predecessors were too cowardly and the structure was too small, so they were beaten every time.

"Ahem... Let me say a few words, Xu Damao! Someone reported that there is something wrong with your style. The evidence is that your pants are gone! Now I am asking for everyone's opinion on whether to transfer Xu Damao to the factory security office!"

At this time, the second uncle Liu Haizhong began to find a sense of presence. As a seventh-level forger in the steel rolling mill, the salary was not low, but he was an official fan. He usually enjoyed the sense of presence during the whole hospital meeting.

Xu Damao said disdainfully: "Who reported me? It couldn't be Silly Zhu, right?"

"Yes! It's me!"

He Yuzhu jumped out of the crowd and said vividly: "Everyone in the neighborhood knows something about this!"

"Last night, Comrade Xu Damao drank a pound of liquor. After he was drunk, he couldn't control himself for a moment. Outside the courtyard wall of this steel rolling mill, he had sex with a lesbian I didn't know. What happened next...

…I was embarrassed to say it later!”

Good guy, the storyteller under the overpass is not as good as you.

"Woooooooo..."

The person involved, Lou Xiao'e, had red eyes and was angry and sore inside. They had been married for many years and had no children. She thought it was her fault, so Xu Damao had many affairs with women outside, and she pretended not to know and turned a blind eye.

Now that the whole hospital is here to watch the fun, how will she behave in the future?

"Bring it to justice! It must be brought to justice!"

Everyone was filled with indignation, among which Qin Huairu screamed the loudest. Xu Damao cheated the house for five yuan, which indirectly caused their family's dietary conditions to drop a lot.

Yi Zhonghai was upright and said: "Then send him to the security department and deal with it seriously!"

Xu Damao frowned. If he was sent to the security office, it would really be a shame. Even if he was proven innocent in the end, he would still face social death. He was not the shameless guy from his predecessor. It would not be good if his reputation was bad.

ah?

At the moment, he looked at Lou Xiao'e with an indifferent expression and a bit of disdain. Lou Xiao'e looked at Xu Damao's expression that he wanted to be beaten, and suddenly became angry. Originally, for the sake of the couple's relationship for many years, as long as Xu Damao gave in, she would plead for mercy.

Let this matter be digested internally in the yard, so that no one will laugh.

But now, this man must suffer something!

"I agree to the legal punishment! And it must be dealt with severely!"

As soon as Lou Xiao'e opened her mouth, most of the people in the yard raised their hands in agreement.

"agree!"

"agree!"

"agree!"

…

He Yuzhu's expression changed, and he felt an urge to urinate. He did not expect that things went beyond his expectations. Why didn't Lou Xiao'e play according to the routine?

Now I am afraid that the plan of simply scaring Xu Damao will turn into a conspiracy to frame his innocence and break up the family!

Just when he was about to say something, Xu Damao opened his mouth and almost killed He Yuzhu half of his life.

"Huh! Lou Xiao'e, I didn't expect that after so many years of relationship, you would treat me like this, just go to the security department, who is afraid of whom, but before that, let's get married first!" Xu Damao said.

Lou Xiao'e said angrily: "Just leave! I don't care about living with you!"

"Okay, this is what you said. Since we are divorced, then whoever doesn't divorce today will have grandchildren!"

"Who is afraid of whom!"

Lou Xiao'e also dares to love and hate. Now that she is on the cusp of the storm, it is inevitable that she will speak cruel words in her hot blood.

He Yuzhu's heart tightened. The matter was so serious, why did it reach the point of divorce?

"Um...neighbors, I made this up..." He Yuzhu couldn't hold himself any longer.

Boom!

The uncle slammed the enamel cup and shouted: "Zhuzi, you must be responsible for what you said. This is a very serious matter!"

The third uncle echoed: "Yes! If you lie, the whole hospital will be examined!"

"I'm going to do a check-up now!" He Yuzhu has a good-natured character. Even if he has a grudge, he will retaliate. When it comes to matters of principle, he doesn't dare to fool him, so he explains obediently.

"Xu Damao cheated me and asked me for five yuan. I'm so angry. He's just waiting for an opportunity to take revenge..."

Now all the neighbors in the hospital were in an uproar. The plot was really exciting, but it was a pity that there were no melon seeds in hand.

"What an idiot, you made up such a serious question."

"Xu Damao and Shazhu have always been bitter rivals. It's not surprising that they do this!"

"I just said that Silly Zhu's revenge doesn't last overnight. This is because he heard that he was divorcing his wife and he quickly came out to clarify."

"It would be better to demolish a temple than ruin a marriage. This fool will have his spine stabbed."

"What a nonsense!" shouted the uncle, "Starting from today, you will take care of the whole hospital's hygiene for a month! And you have to take care of the deaf old lady's food, clothing and daily life!"

He Yuzhu was dumbfounded for a while: "Why?"

It's okay to take care of the deaf old lady, it's a matter of duty, even if the uncle doesn't mention it, it's still his duty, but cleaning the whole hospital for a month?

This was a shameful thing, and when he swept into the backyard, he might have been laughed at by Xu Damao. Thinking that he had arranged so many things this time, instead of taking revenge, he got himself involved, and He Yuzhu regretted that his intestines were green.

"Because of you telling lies, because of you wasting everyone's time, because of you inciting couples to fight, now they are going to get divorced!"

After saying that, the old man left the scene vigorously and resolutely, announcing that the matter was finalized. After watching the excitement, people left the scene one after another and returned home enjoying themselves. Good guy, this is much more interesting than a black and white movie.

He Yuzhu also carried the deaf old lady back to the house with a constipated look on his face, not to mention the frustration in his heart.

Lou Xiao'e was a little confused for a while. When she heard He Yuzhu's confession, she realized that she had wronged Xu Damao. However, coming from a wealthy family and being arrogant, how could she put down her airs and take the initiative to apologize to Xu Damao?

"Stop standing there, let's go and get divorced."

Lou Xiao'e's eyes widened, you are serious.

"Just leave!" She also had a resolute character. She turned around and went back to get the relevant documents, like a vindictive swan, raising her slender neck high.

After the divorce, Lou Xiao'e's expression became confused, and her heart could not help but be full of loss.

After the impulsiveness of the husband and wife's love for a hundred days, she had begun to regret it. All this was instigated by that guy He Yuzhu, and Xu Damao didn't make any mistakes. On the contrary, she was the one who refused to let him go.

But it is impossible for her to bow her head and apologize now. More importantly, how to explain it to her family? Thinking of this, Lou Xiaoe hates He Yuzhu to death. This guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes can't imagine that he is so wilted, so why is he trying to provoke our husband and wife?

Relationship, stir up trouble!

Xu Damao spoke up at the right time: "Look at what needs to be taken away from home. Let's move it out these days."

Lou Xiao'e stared: "Xu Damao! Have you been waiting for this day for a long time? You just got divorced and you couldn't wait to drive me out to make room for you, right?"

"This is your idea." Xu Damao returned.

Xu Damao is not a scumbag. The storm is about to start. Xu Damao cannot save a family like the Lou family. He just needs to lick Deputy Factory Director Li.

Deputy Factory Director Li doesn't have the ability, so it would be best for everyone to let the Lou family leave while there is still time.