The Heaven’s Jailer

The fact that Fang Ya intervened in other people's marriages and was beaten by her original partner quickly spread throughout the Mu's Building. At the same time, the farce between the security department and the group of middle-aged and elderly women was also widely spread. There is no doubt that Everyone was stunned by the obscenity of the security department, but they didn't know which guy in the security department came up with the idea.

At this time, as the chief director of the whole farce, Liu Lang was taking a nap in his manager's office. Of course, this was what outsiders saw.

In fact, Liu Lang's consciousness is having a drink with Guang Yaozi in the fairy prison.

That's right, just talking about wine.

Guang Yaozi had already been released from the beam by Liu Lang, and the rope on his body was also untied. Not only that, Liu Lang also opened the big lock of the cell, and invited Guang Yaozi out. Sitting opposite each other, on the stone table in the middle, there are four dishes, two meat and two vegetables, braised octopus, steamed pork ribs, assorted vegetables, and fish-flavored eggplant. In addition, there are a dozen cans of beer and two goblets.

The food and wine were all brought in directly by Liu Lang from the outside through the simple jade pendant. This is also a new function he just discovered. No matter how far he is from the fairy prison, he can use the simple jade pendant to transfer the things around him to the fairy prison. Haven't tried anything too big, but something smaller is definitely fine.

Looking at the food and wine on the table, Guang Yaozi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but he didn't dare to move his chopsticks.

"Little brother, tell me what you have to say. You are so hot and cold, my little heart can't bear it." After being hanged by Liu Lang for a whole night and a whole morning, Guang Yaozi no longer Dare to treat Liu Lang as an ordinary jailer, this little brother is more terrifying than Wang Dahammer, the warden of the fairy prison.

Liu Lang on the opposite side rubbed his hands, "Actually, today I mainly want to make amends to Immortal Guangyaozi. I misunderstood you before. I found two women with a score of 85 to try it out this morning. The invincible peach blossom talisman really did It works, I am really sorry to let Daxian suffer for a day in vain."

"Excuse me? I'm sorry, it's over. I am a great immortal in heaven. How have I ever been insulted by a mortal like this? You immediately kneel on the ground and sing conquest, and I may forgive you." Of course, this is just what Guangyaozi thought in his heart. , Guang Yaozi didn't dare to complain at all, but said very generously: "Little brother, don't feel guilty, it's all my fault that I didn't explain clearly the scope of application of the invincible peach blossom talisman. Everything is my fault."

Just kidding, I still have to stay in this mortal fairy prison for half a year. If I can't manage my relationship with Liu Lang, what kind of torture will I suffer in the future? He has seen all the tiger stools by the corner, if it is really used on him, the sourness will definitely be unbearable.

Guangyaozi's attitude made Liu Lang nod secretly. The IQ of the gods is really enough. He can be sure that Guangyaozi may have turned himself around a hundred times in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on his face.

In this way, Liu Lang's confidence was further strengthened. No matter what kind of fairy you are, little fairy, golden fairy, as long as you come to this fairy prison, you have to stay honest with me.

In a word, I am the master of my territory!

Of course, Liu Lang still wanted to be polite on the surface, "The Great Immortal Guangyao is serious. Let's not care who is right or wrong in this matter. In short, all the previous unhappiness is wiped out. If you need anything in the future, just speak up. Come on, I Let me toast to you first!"

After determining the basic strategic policy of "I am the master of my territory", Liu Lang also determined the basic tactical policy of "carrot and stick", which means that those who are not convinced must be strictly disciplined, but they must not offend death Yes, after discipline, some benefits must be given. The food and drink on this table today are the benefits for Guang Yaozi.

Guang Yaozi picked up the wine glass, touched Liu Lang, and drank it down.

"Huh? The taste of this wine is really unique! It's slightly bitter in the mouth, but it has a long aftertaste." Where did Guang Yaozi drink beer before? After drinking a glass of beer, he was full of praise immediately.

"This wine is called beer, and it was invented by the barbarians in the West. Besides, they also have a kind of red wine, which has a special flavor. I'll make some for you to try some other day." Speaking of this beer, it was secretly hidden by Li Zhong before The one in the manager's office, which he forgot to take away when he left the job, ended up being found by Liu Lang. Of course, Liu Lang didn't spend any money on the dishes on the table. You know, Liu Lang still has eight yuan in his pocket now, not to mention four dishes, and he can't even buy a soup. The Mu's Group is a little bit better for the packaged ones. The lunch is free and unlimited.

"This beer is not bad. It's not worse than those fairy wines. If you drink too much fairy wine, it's good to have a change of taste once in a while. Brother, you can drink it too!" a cup.

Liu Lang wasn't sure whether his mental body could drink. He picked up the wine glass and took a sip, and found that the real body in the manager's office seemed to have taken a sip of wine too. Liu Lang can basically be sure now that what Gu Puyu pendant condenses in the Immortal Prison is not a simple mind body, but more like a clone of him, a flesh and blood clone, and what the clone does will also be fed back to the real body.

After a few glasses of beer, Guang Yaozi will be a little too much. The main reason is that he has been banned in cultivation. If he can mobilize his immortal power, let alone a few glasses of beer, even two jars of white wine will be fine.

When a person drinks too much, it becomes easier for him to talk, but when a god drinks too much, he also talks a lot.

"Brother, don't look at you as an idiot in this fairy prison. If you really get out, I can kill you with one breath!" Guang Yaozi said with a big tongue.

Liu Lang had no doubts about this, and said with an apologetic smile: "I am a mortal, and you are a god. Isn't it normal to destroy me? I don't have any lofty ideals, as long as I can get along well in the mortal world. Yesterday my sister-in-law passed me a set I feel like I have no opponent in the mortal world by virtue of this star shift!"

Liu Lang's face is full of confidence. He has already verified the strength of Dou Zhuan Xing Yi from Ni Tian Jing Hua. After comparing with his security guards and Yue Jing's bodyguards, he feels that Ni Tian Jing Hua is already a master of masters, and he I have abused all the masters among the masters, will anyone be able to be my opponent in the future?

"Do you think that with your level, you can rule the world?" Seeing Liu Lang's understatement, Guang Yaozi couldn't help but laugh.

"Isn't it?" Liu Lang asked back.

"Hehe, even though I have been sealed in cultivation, I can tell that you are only in the middle stage of Body Tempering Realm."

"The mid-stage of Body Tempering Realm? What do you mean?" Liu Lang obviously didn't know much about this realm.

"Simply put, on the road to becoming a fairy, you are just getting started. How do you think the fairy came to be? I didn't become a fairy by mortal cultivation. More than 500 years ago, I was just a mortal. A mortal wants to To become an immortal, you need to go through the four stages of body quenching, qi refining, condensing essence, and mysterious alchemy. Each stage is extremely difficult. It requires diligence, talent, and opportunity. All three are indispensable, and you are only the first stage. Tell the truth You, every year someone will fly from the mortal world to heaven, so you can imagine how many masters there are in this mortal world..."

Guangyaozi's words were like a basin of ice water, poured directly on Liu Lang's head, making him wake up completely, and Liu Lang found sadly that he was just a frog in a well.

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