The Heaven’s Jailer

"Damn, so fast!" Liu Lang jumped up from the chair and said in surprise.

"Nonsense, I am a god, how can a mortal like you understand the methods of a god!" Wang Dahammer said very arrogantly.

Although he was ruthlessly despised, Liu Lang still tried his best to keep a smile on his boss. Then, he turned his attention to the god who committed the crime.

I saw that man was wearing a green cloth priest robe with several big holes in it, holding a feather whisk in his hand, with his hair in a bun, and three long beards under his chin, probably because he hasn't taken care of it for too long , the three strands of beard have been glued together. Of course, the most distinctive feature of this buddy is still on his face. The three long blood grooves are deep enough to see the bones. It looks like he was scratched by someone.

In fact, this eldest brother needs to be cleaned up, he is also a person of immortality, but his appearance at the moment is really a bit miserable.

"Xiao Liu, this is Guangyaozi Daxian. He has been imprisoned for half a year and will be imprisoned in this mortal prison. Here are his specific information. You should treat him well." Wang Dahammer smiled and introduced to Liu Lang. Checked the situation.

Before Liu Lang had time to ask other questions, Wang Dachui had already drifted away.

Liu Lang picked up the document.

Guang Yaozi, male, age: 570 years old, rank: Great Immortal, on March 15th, 9989th year of the Tianyuan calendar, he attempted to moles a married woman named Yingdang, which hurt the morality of the heavenly court , sentenced to half a year in prison, and the sentence will end on September 14, 9989 in the Tianyuan calendar.

Damn, it turned out to be an old hooligan over five hundred years old. I didn't expect that the gods in the heaven were also dishonest. Although Liu Lang thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it out of his mouth. This Guangyaozi is a god, and his sentence is only half a year. For such a light criminal, he had better take good care of him. Wang Dahammer seemed to mean the same thing.

"Great Immortal Guangyao, my name is Liu Lang, and I am the jailer of this mortal prison. If you have anything to do in the future, just call me. There is no one here now. You can choose whichever room you want to live in." After thinking about it for a while Wording, Liu Lang said carefully.

"You don't need to choose, just this one!" Guang Yaozi chose the nearest cell and walked in directly. He sat silently on the plank bed.

Liu Lang heaved a sigh of relief, it would be best if he could play happily together. He was most afraid of some thorny gods. Although he was invincible in this fairy prison, he could do nothing or not.

With a thought in Liu Lang's mind, a large lock appeared on the door of that cell, and it was locked with a click. Now Liu Lang was completely relieved.

"If the Great Immortal has nothing to say, then I will leave." After the matter is settled, Liu Lang is ready to leave. Although Wang Dahammer said that he can blackmail things from these offending immortals, he has not yet figured out how to blackmail them. After all, they are immortals. Ah, I feel cowardly just thinking about it.

"Wait a minute, little brother, can you give me something to eat." Guang Yaozi looked at Liu Lang outside and said pitifully.

"No way, gods eat too?" Liu Lang was surprised.

"Usually I don't eat, but now I have been sealed off and cannot mobilize the immortal power in my body, so just like ordinary people, I will be hungry if I don't replenish energy. Although I can't die if I don't eat for a long time, it will be very uncomfortable." Guang Yaozi explained.

"Wang Dahammer, that bastard didn't say that the Immortal Prison is also in charge of food! There is no kitchen at all here, let alone food. Could it be that I have to pay for it myself to invite these gods to eat? You must know that I myself rely on women for food. .” Liu Lang scolded Wang Dachui’s ancestors a hundred times in his heart.

Then, his eyes suddenly lit up, isn't this a business opportunity?

The gods need to eat, so I'll sell the food here. Everyone is a dignified figure, so it's not like they just eat and don't give money, right? Immortals don’t have RMB, so you can just give them some baby pills or something. For example, Wang Dachui gave himself the pill of washing marrow and Yijin before. It tastes pretty good.

He also made money by exchanging one such pill for a table full of Man Han banquets.

Thinking of this, Liu Lang deliberately showed a embarrassed expression.

"Daxian, according to the rules, we don't care about food in this mortal prison. The young one is just a temporary worker and his salary is not much. If I use money to buy food for you, I will starve myself."

"Well, it's okay, you help me get some food, and I'll pay you."

Sure enough, he is worthy of being a god. He understood before I even said it. Liu Lang suddenly discovered that Guang Yaozi was actually quite cute.

However, what Guang Yaozi said next made Liu Lang want to scold his mother.

"But I don't have any money with me now. My money is used to buy Wang Dahammer. Otherwise, I wouldn't be sent to the mortal world. You don't know that the fairy prisons in the heaven are all eight people, and there is no independent toilet, let alone Taking a shower, and I'm a bit of a clean freak, I really can't get used to staying there."

Wang Dahammer, your old mother!

Liu Lang greeted Wang Dahammer's ancestors again in his heart, you f---ing extorted Guang Yaozi's money away, let me drink Northwest Wind.

"How about I pay you on credit first, and pay you back as soon as it's released?" Guang Yaozi discussed.

"Credit? You gods fly to the sky and escape from the earth. When you go out, where can I find you?" Liu Lang said angrily.

Guang Yaozi looked depressed, "Don't say that, everyone is a scholar, do you think I look like a bad debtor?"

"Like, very similar!" Liu Lang said firmly.

It's really hard for a penny to be a hero. Guang Yaozi almost cried. He has lived for more than five hundred years, and he has never been so aggrieved as he is now.

"Forget it, for the sake of you being the first prisoner in this fairy prison. Just treat it as my meritorious deeds. Immortal Guangyao will remember my kindness in the future. Just wait a moment, I will go out and find you Go eat," Liu Lang couldn't bear to see Guangyaozi's bitter face.

Seeing that Liu Lang was about to leave, Guang Yaozi stopped Liu Lang again, rubbed his hands together and said, "Well, brother, I have to ask you something. Can you get me some water? It doesn't take much, I just I want to wash my beard, you know that I have some cleanliness, especially this beard, it must be clean, you don't know, in the heavenly court, I am known as the Fairy with a beautiful beard, and I rely on this beard to pick up girls."

"There are so many things, just wait!" Liu Lang replied angrily. Immediately with a thought, he appeared outside the Immortal Prison. However, the next moment he started cursing again.

Because Liu Lang found himself in a canyon. There are smooth cliffs on both sides, and there is a small stream flowing slowly in the middle of the cliffs. He could feel that the fairy prison was hidden in the cliff.

"What kind of land did Wang Dahammer choose!" Liu Lang cursed.

There is a creek at the foot, and there is water, but where can I find food in this barren mountain? Liu Lang was very depressed, but he was a trustworthy person, since he promised Guang Yaozi, he must do it. After thinking for a while, he walked down the stream. After walking for half an hour, I didn't get out of the canyon, not to mention people, and I didn't even meet a small animal.

Huh? what is that?

Suddenly, Liu Lang's eyes lit up, and he found a plastic bag on a relatively flat ground not far away, and the inside of the plastic bag was red and green.

Going over to pick it up, Liu Lang was immediately overjoyed, because the plastic bag contained an unsealed bag of raccoon crispy noodles, half a piece of bread, a piece of bitten ham sausage, and an empty mineral water bottle. In addition, there is a half bottle of Rejoice shampoo.

"It's probably left by those who like outdoor adventures when camping here." Looking at the traces of tents around, Liu Lang secretly guessed. Then he filled a bottle of stream water with a mineral water bottle, and then returned to the Immortal Prison with a plastic bag.

Guangyaozi had long been eager to see through, and when he saw Liu Lang coming back, his eyes lit up.

This great immortal was really hungry, and he didn't care about hygiene, so he swallowed the leftover instant noodles, bread, and ham sausage in two or three bites.

"I don't want to thank you for your kindness. I will try my best if I need my help in the future. By the way, did you bring the water?" After eating, Guang Yaozi thanked Liu Lang, and then remembered his own beard.

"Here you are! Save some, just this bottle!" Liu Lang threw the water to Guang Yaozi.

Guang Yaozi carefully poured some onto his beard, rubbed it, rubbed it, but he sadly found that because he hadn't washed it for too many days, his beard couldn't be washed with clean water at all.

"Great Immortal, try this." Liu Lang threw the half bottle of Rejoice in the plastic bag to Guang Yaozi.

Guang Yaozi obviously had never used this mortal shampoo, he squeezed out some hesitantly, rubbed it on his beard, rubbed it a few times and then rinsed it with clean water, his half-foot-long beard was immediately clean, and it was black and shiny .

"There is such a fetish in the mortal world!" Guang Yaozi took the shampoo, looked at the trademark on it, and asked suspiciously: "This thing is called Rejoice?"

"Yes, it's called Rejoice." Then Liu Lang remembered the well-known slogan overseas, and said coquettishly with his hips akimbo: "You are so confident when you use Rejoice!"

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