The Heaven’s Jailer

"Great Immortal, let me introduce myself. My name is Liu Lang, and I am the jailer of this mortal prison. If you have any requirements, you can tell me directly."

Liu Lang talked to Zhu Dachang while flipping through the file.

"I want to ask my little brother, is there a kitchen in this mortal prison? Can you cook?"

Zhu Dachang also understood his identity and was very polite to Liu Lang. After all, not every prisoner has a deep background like Xiaotiangou, nor does he have a dog's head like Xiaotiangou.

"The kitchen? There's really no kitchen here." Liu Lang shook his head.

"Well, my biggest hobby is cooking, and I won't be able to cook for a year, which really suffocates me." Hearing Liu Lang's answer, Zhu Dachang immediately looked disappointed.

"I read this information. You were arrested because of cooking. What happened?" Regarding the reason for Zhu Dachang's imprisonment, the file mentioned it briefly. Liu Lang was very curious about a heavenly chef who is passionate about cooking. He will violate the rules of heaven in his own position.

"It's hard to describe!" Zhu Dachang sighed, and said: "As the chief chef of the Tianting Imperial Dining Room, I research new dishes all the time. I got a secret recipe by chance a few days ago, so I gave it to Yu The emperor and the queen mother cooked a large table of dishes, but I was sentenced to one year in prison because of this table of dishes."

"What secret recipe?"

Liu Lang was very curious.

"Actually, the secret recipe is nothing. It's fried vegetables with waste oil. It's delicious in color and fragrance. I tried it, and it was true. So I asked the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to help me try the dishes. As a result, the secret recipe was reported. They said I committed a crime. I was arrested for the crime of endangering food safety. In fact, we are all gods. What is the use of eating waste oil? Turn your face and you won’t recognize anyone.”

Hearing Zhu Dachang's explanation, Liu Lang fell to the ground with a thud. At this moment, he fell in love with Zhu Dachang's admiration, and even used gutter oil to cook for the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother. If he didn't do it, he wouldn't die!

"Master Chef God's (mind) study of cooking skills, I admire you. If I guessed correctly, your secret recipe should have been passed down from the mortal world to the heavens, right?"

"How do you know?" Zhu Dachang was shocked. He always believed that his secret recipe was top secret, and he never thought that a mortal would know the source of the secret recipe.

"I also found out by accident." Liu Lang said with a laugh. He felt that Zhu Dachang should feel lucky. He was in the heavenly court. If he used gutter oil to cook in the mortal world, it would not be as simple as a one-year sentence.

"Little brother, I see that the mortal prison is very spacious, with many rooms and few people. Otherwise, you can set up a kitchen for me and lock me in that kitchen. I will cook for you every day." Eat!" Zhu Dachang obviously did not give up, he could not eat, but he had to cook.

"It's a good relationship!" Liu Lang's eyes lit up immediately.

Zhu Dachang, as the chief chef of the Tianting Imperial Dining Room, is known as the God of Cooking. Even if he doesn't want to use the rice he makes, he knows how awesome it will be. He and Mu Xueqing are together every day. Apart from cooking quick-frozen dumplings, they also make instant noodles. It's all faded out, if the chef cooks for himself every day, then he is not living a life like the Jade Emperor.

"I don't know what specific items are needed in Daxian's kitchen, so I'll go get them right away." Thinking of the meal cooked by God of Cooking, Liu Lang immediately salivated and said impatiently.

"It's nothing special. Cooking in heaven is not much different from that in the mortal world. It's just that you usually use different fires to heat it. But now that I've been banned, I can't use different fires. You can arrange it according to the mortal kitchen. Bar!"

Hearing that Liu Lang was willing to prepare a kitchen for him, Zhu Dachang was very excited, and his affection for this mortal jailer greatly increased.

Just do what you said, Liu Lang's real body went straight out of the villa, took a taxi and headed for the home improvement market.

"I seem to have heard of this brand, but he is the only one.

"As soon as he entered the home improvement market, Liu Lang saw a big brand called Kohani Cabinets. He seemed to have seen his advertisement on TV before, so he went in directly.

"Sir, welcome to Kexini Cabinet. What do you need?" A shopping guide immediately greeted him.

"Cabinets, gas appliances, anyway, I want one set in the kitchen." Liu Lang replied.

"Big customer!" The shopping guide immediately tagged Liu Lang, and then enthusiastically said: "Then you can take a look at the appearance first, and then I will ask the construction staff to go to your house to measure the size."

"It's so troublesome to measure the size?" Where did Liu Lang decorate, and he didn't understand the procedures at all.

"Our cabinets are all custom-made. After measuring the size, it will be ready in about ten days." Seeing that Liu Lang didn't understand anything, the shopping guide was even happier. It's best to fool such customers.

"You don't need to measure the size. I can just check it with my eyes. This set is good. I want it!" Liu Lang saw a set of cabinets, a range hood, and a gas stove next to him with a price tag of 39,999. Everything is there, he said with a wave of his hand. It is impossible for him to let people go to the fairy prison, that is his biggest secret.

"Sir, this is our sample, it has just been assembled, and it is not for sale!" The shopping guide wondered. And it was the first time he heard of buying cabinets without measuring the size.

"Isn't it just for sale here? I'll give you another five thousand." Liu Lang said dissatisfied.

"Add 5,000?" The shopping guide suddenly became uneasy. He was getting a commission. If he sold an extra 5,000, he would get at least 2,000. So he hurriedly asked the supervisor for instructions, and the supervisor immediately approved.

Liu Lang swiped his card to pay, the total amount was 44,999. During this business trip, I accidentally got 1.5 million from gambling stones, so I don't need to count carefully in the future.

"Sir, please give me the address. I'll have someone dismantle the cabinet and install it at your door." The shopping guide said to Liu Lang with a beaming smile.

"Take it apart and reinstall it? Don't disassemble it, just move it to me as a whole." If this thing is taken apart, Liu Lang may not be able to put it back together. After all, when he was a child playing with building blocks, he couldn't put together anything good. modeling.

"It takes up a lot of space to pull it away as a whole, and a big truck is needed!" the shopping guide said.

"I'll pay the fare, you find a car immediately, I'm in a hurry!" Liu Lang directly gave the shopping guide 1,000 yuan, and then reported the address of Xiangxixuan Villa.

As long as you have money, all problems are not a problem. The shopping guide immediately went to find a big truck for Liu Lang.

Next, Liu Lang went to the kitchen utensils market and bought pots and pans, shovels, spoons, kitchen knives, everything that might be used in the kitchen.

"It seems that I still need a refrigerator to store some vegetables." Liu Lang went to the home appliance market again and bought a super large refrigerator with two doors for more than 10,000 yuan.

Feeling that the shopping is almost done, Liu Lang is about to go back home.

At this time, he suddenly slapped his head, he bought a refrigerator, but there is no electricity in the prison, not only the refrigerator needs electricity, but also the range hood.

What to do?

Without doing anything else, Liu Lang simply went to the hardware and electrical market to buy a small diesel generator, then went to a gas station to buy two barrels of diesel, and then went to the gas company to buy two cylinders of liquefied petroleum gas. But no natural gas. Just now he also told the shopping guide in the cabinet store to replace the natural gas stove with a liquefied petroleum gas stove.

Two hours later, all the things were piled up in the courtyard of Xiangxixuan's villa.

Mu Xueqing's villa is in the corner of the entire community, surrounded by green trees, and there are no high-rise buildings next to it, no matter what angle you look at, you can't see anything in the yard.

With a thought, Liu Lang directly sent everything to the mortal fairy prison.

Zhu Dachang over there saw that Liu Lang had really brought all the things in the kitchen, and immediately excitedly helped tidy them up.

Of course Liu Lang would not let Guang Yaozi rest, he directly dragged the old hooligan out of the cell.

Guang Yaozi was not happy at first, but when he heard that he was going to build a kitchen for Zhu Dachang, the god of cooking, he came running. Who in the heavenly court does not know that Zhu Dachang cooks delicious food. He is the royal chef of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. Immortals of Guangyaozi's level usually cannot eat the food cooked by Zhu Dachang. If you behave well now, you will be able to eat and drink after a while.

After two full hours of tossing, the kitchen of the Immortal Prison was finally completed.

Liu Lang nodded in satisfaction. Looking at the kitchen, he suddenly had another idea. He planned to vacate two cells, put tables and chairs, and build a canteen for the mortal prison. At that time, Zhu Dachang would be in charge of cooking, and Guang Yaozi would be responsible for cooking. Washing the dishes and washing the dishes, every deity who comes in has to pay for meals on a monthly basis, no matter whether he comes to the cafeteria or not. Pump hard.

Wow, Kaka, the jailer's life is really beautiful!

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